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[-fish-]

My faith in my 6 year old daughter's future is starting to look bright. After years of Hannah Montana, Katy Perry and Justin Bieber, she is starting to sing along with my music in the car. Her current favorites are 'Madness' by Muse and 'Sympathy for the Devil'.

I remember when my son was around that age and he asked me to play 'Jerry Was A Racecar Driver' again.

The "Crazy Song" is a staple in our car.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmTSQZjR3DE

Goog god. People listen to that for pleasure?

had to turn it off at about 1:30...thought my ears were gonna bleed.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My faith in my 6 year old daughter's future is starting to look bright. After years of Hannah Montana, Katy Perry and Justin Bieber, she is starting to sing along with my music in the car. Her current favorites are 'Madness' by Muse and 'Sympathy for the Devil'.

I remember when my son was around that age and he asked me to play 'Jerry Was A Racecar Driver' again.

The "Crazy Song" is a staple in our car.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmTSQZjR3DE

Goog god. People listen to that for pleasure?

had to turn it off at about 1:30...thought my ears were gonna bleed.

Thanks for checking in, Nanas.

 

[strykerpks]

Ommegang is making Game of Thrones based beers to coincide with the series return in March.

Awesome

 

[Good Posting Judge]

 

[General Malaise]

No year end bonus for me this year. Zilch. First time in 12 years I've been completely iced out. Ooooof. I'd like to drink heavily, but I can't really afford it. Course, there are people having it much worse off than me, so I'll just shut up about it and go to work tomorrow looking for ways to make more money somehow.

Damn that sucks. If it makes you feel any better I haven't had a year end bonus in about 18 years.

SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR 45 WEEKS OF VACATION, HOMBRE!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ommegang is making Game of Thrones based beers to coincide with the series return in March.

I had to do it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My faith in my 6 year old daughter's future is starting to look bright. After years of Hannah Montana, Katy Perry and Justin Bieber, she is starting to sing along with my music in the car. Her current favorites are 'Madness' by Muse and 'Sympathy for the Devil'.

I remember when my son was around that age and he asked me to play 'Jerry Was A Racecar Driver' again.

The "Crazy Song" is a staple in our car.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmTSQZjR3DE

Hulkbaby seems to prefer the Dropkick Murphys thus far. His "dancing" is incredible.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Ommegang is making Game of Thrones based beers to coincide with the series return in March.

I had to do it.

 

[General Malaise]

Checking in from Iowa (hey Pickles). Got Jethros BBQ for lunch. Pork tenderloin was the size of a small child.

Breakfast pot pie was a puff pastry covered with some awesome sausage gravy and a sunny side up egg.

Beermosa is beer with orange juice.

:X Good christ, what the hell is wrong with you???

 

[General Malaise]

Disco Stu has a closet dedicated solely to artisanal kickballs.

"Babe? Have you seen my unicycle slacks?""Aren't they under your basket of toe socks? Next to the crate of footy-jammies?""I thought so too but they're not there. I haven't seen them since the 4th Annual Microbrew Flotsam Regatta for Lupus Awareness.""Didn't you use them last month at the Hippy Hop Relay and Clam Bake?""No, you're thinking of my pogo stick lederhosen."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Checking in from Iowa (hey Pickles). Got Jethros BBQ for lunch. Pork tenderloin was the size of a small child.

Breakfast pot pie was a puff pastry covered with some awesome sausage gravy and a sunny side up egg.

Beermosa is beer with orange juice.

:X Good christ, what the hell is wrong with you???

I might drink that if I was in danger of scurvy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Checking in from Iowa (hey Pickles). Got Jethros BBQ for lunch. Pork tenderloin was the size of a small child.

Breakfast pot pie was a puff pastry covered with some awesome sausage gravy and a sunny side up egg.

Beermosa is beer with orange juice.

:X Good christ, what the hell is wrong with you???

I might drink that if I was in danger of scurvy.

You think of it as a glass of beer diluted by OJ, I think of it as a glass of OJ fortified with beer.

 

[General Malaise]

Checking in from Iowa (hey Pickles). Got Jethros BBQ for lunch. Pork tenderloin was the size of a small child.

Breakfast pot pie was a puff pastry covered with some awesome sausage gravy and a sunny side up egg.

Beermosa is beer with orange juice.

:X Good christ, what the hell is wrong with you???

I might drink that if I was in danger of scurvy.

Totally.You still mixing beer with your Metamucil in the mornings?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Officer Pete: I stole your Witbier GOT line...

It went over quite well

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

You prefer champagne with OJ? Or a shandy?

OJ with beer is a great breakfast drink. I can't do tomato juice so a Bloody Mary is out.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Officer Pete: I stole your Witbier GOT line...It went over quite well

It's old news, son.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Officer Pete: I stole your Witbier GOT line...It went over quite well

It's old news, son.

All news is new news when you hear it for the first time

 

[belljr]

You prefer champagne with OJ? Or a shandy?OJ with beer is a great breakfast drink. I can't do tomato juice so a Bloody Mary is out.

OJ w/ VodkaOJ w/ ChampagneBeerOJ w/ Beer

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Not sure a screwdriver makes sense in the middle of a 2200 mile road trip.

I thought beer and OJ was weird when I first saw it offered too. But it's pretty awesome. Not that different than a Blue Moon with some Orange slice thrown in.

 

[General Malaise]

You prefer champagne with OJ? Or a shandy?OJ with beer is a great breakfast drink. I can't do tomato juice so a Bloody Mary is out.

I've never done it, but I'm sure it's tasty enough. I do like Mimosas. Bloody Mary's are great.

 

[belljr]

Not sure a screwdriver makes sense in the middle of a 2200 mile road trip. I thought beer and OJ was weird when I first saw it offered too. But it's pretty awesome. Not that different than a Blue Moon with some Orange slice thrown in.

I too am a non tomato drink guy - I was just listing my preferred OJ drinks....... It may taste good but if I'm drinking a beer I guess I just would rather have a beer

 

[Disco Stu]

A friend is having a pajama pub crawl for his birthday in January. Anyone have any links to funny schtick pajamas I can wear?

PM Disco Stu

Stu probably has hundreds of themed pub crawl outfits hanging on one of those motorized carousels that dry cleaners use. He's like a 6'4" version of Roger.

Disco Stu has a closet dedicated solely to artisanal kickballs.

"Babe? Have you seen my unicycle slacks?"

"Aren't they under your basket of toe socks? Next to the crate of footy-jammies?"

"I thought so too but they're not there. I haven't seen them since the 4th Annual Microbrew Flotsam Regatta for Lupus Awareness."

"Didn't you use them last month at the Hippy Hop Relay and Clam Bake?"

"No, you're thinking of my pogo stick lederhosen."

GD you guys are #######s.

Shtick pajama input... this or this.

 

[General Malaise]

A friend is having a pajama pub crawl for his birthday in January. Anyone have any links to funny schtick pajamas I can wear?

PM Disco Stu

Stu probably has hundreds of themed pub crawl outfits hanging on one of those motorized carousels that dry cleaners use. He's like a 6'4" version of Roger.

Disco Stu has a closet dedicated solely to artisanal kickballs.

"Babe? Have you seen my unicycle slacks?"

"Aren't they under your basket of toe socks? Next to the crate of footy-jammies?"

"I thought so too but they're not there. I haven't seen them since the 4th Annual Microbrew Flotsam Regatta for Lupus Awareness."

"Didn't you use them last month at the Hippy Hop Relay and Clam Bake?"

"No, you're thinking of my pogo stick lederhosen."

GD you guys are #######s.

Shtick pajama input... this or this.

My link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Checking in from Iowa (hey Pickles). Got Jethros BBQ for lunch. Pork tenderloin was the size of a small child.

Breakfast pot pie was a puff pastry covered with some awesome sausage gravy and a sunny side up egg.

Beermosa is beer with orange juice.

:X Good christ, what the hell is wrong with you???

I might drink that if I was in danger of scurvy.

Totally.You still mixing beer with your Metamucil in the mornings?

My link

 

[Captain Quinoa]

BUNNY

 

[General Malaise]

Checking in from Iowa (hey Pickles). Got Jethros BBQ for lunch. Pork tenderloin was the size of a small child.

Breakfast pot pie was a puff pastry covered with some awesome sausage gravy and a sunny side up egg.

Beermosa is beer with orange juice.

:X Good christ, what the hell is wrong with you???

I might drink that if I was in danger of scurvy.

Totally.You still mixing beer with your Metamucil in the mornings?

My link

 

[Drifter]

I love Amazon. What did people do before Amazon??

Slept

 

[Tiger Fan]

My faith in my 6 year old daughter's future is starting to look bright. After years of Hannah Montana, Katy Perry and Justin Bieber, she is starting to sing along with my music in the car. Her current favorites are 'Madness' by Muse and 'Sympathy for the Devil'.

earlier this week my 8 year old got in an argument with my ex wife about whether "Crazy Train" is classic rock or not. Pretty happy she's branching out from Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.

Coincidentally just posted this in the PJ thread...one of the twins now says "Pearl Jam" when I show him videos on you tube

 

[Josie Maran]

A friend is having a pajama pub crawl for his birthday in January. Anyone have any links to funny schtick pajamas I can wear?

PM Disco Stu

Stu probably has hundreds of themed pub crawl outfits hanging on one of those motorized carousels that dry cleaners use. He's like a 6'4" version of Roger.

Disco Stu has a closet dedicated solely to artisanal kickballs.

"Babe? Have you seen my unicycle slacks?"

"Aren't they under your basket of toe socks? Next to the crate of footy-jammies?"

"I thought so too but they're not there. I haven't seen them since the 4th Annual Microbrew Flotsam Regatta for Lupus Awareness."

"Didn't you use them last month at the Hippy Hop Relay and Clam Bake?"

"No, you're thinking of my pogo stick lederhosen."

GD you guys are #######s.

Shtick pajama input... this or this.

Stu's Closet

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A friend is having a pajama pub crawl for his birthday in January. Anyone have any links to funny schtick pajamas I can wear?

PM Disco Stu

Stu probably has hundreds of themed pub crawl outfits hanging on one of those motorized carousels that dry cleaners use. He's like a 6'4" version of Roger.

Disco Stu has a closet dedicated solely to artisanal kickballs.

"Babe? Have you seen my unicycle slacks?"

"Aren't they under your basket of toe socks? Next to the crate of footy-jammies?"

"I thought so too but they're not there. I haven't seen them since the 4th Annual Microbrew Flotsam Regatta for Lupus Awareness."

"Didn't you use them last month at the Hippy Hop Relay and Clam Bake?"

"No, you're thinking of my pogo stick lederhosen."

GD you guys are #######s.

Shtick pajama input... this or this.

Stu's Closet

holy crap

 

[Limp Ditka]

Not sure a screwdriver makes sense in the middle of a 2200 mile road trip.

1 out of 1 MOPs suggest taking long drives with an elevated BAC

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of Stu and his tiny GF. No offense

 

[General Malaise]

Speaking of Stu and his tiny GF. No offense

Jesus....

 

[cosjobs]

Not sure a screwdriver makes sense in the middle of a 2200 mile road trip. I thought beer and OJ was weird when I first saw it offered too. But it's pretty awesome. Not that different than a Blue Moon with some Orange slice thrown in.

That's kind of what I was thinking.Sounds weird/bad, but who knows. I'd try it.

 

[Sweet Feet]

Speaking of Stu and his tiny GF. No offense

 

[Guster]

Speaking of Stu and his tiny GF. No offense

Jesus....

 

[-fish-]

My faith in my 6 year old daughter's future is starting to look bright. After years of Hannah Montana, Katy Perry and Justin Bieber, she is starting to sing along with my music in the car. Her current favorites are 'Madness' by Muse and 'Sympathy for the Devil'.

I remember when my son was around that age and he asked me to play 'Jerry Was A Racecar Driver' again.

The "Crazy Song" is a staple in our car.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmTSQZjR3DE

Goog god. People listen to that for pleasure?

had to turn it off at about 1:30...thought my ears were gonna bleed.

Thanks for checking in, Nanas.

what's your address? I need to send you a fruitcake for xmas.

 

[Josie Maran]

Speaking of Stu and his tiny GF. No offense

Jesus....

 

[cosjobs]

Stu- what about the austin sb cornhole? You hear about it?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

***CHICAGOGUYS***

Would you drink with me on either 12/26 or 12/27? Circle one: Yes/No/Maybe

This is a trip I usually go on with my wife's family to visit her uncle. They have a full itinerary of events, but I'm certain I can get away for drinks one of these days/nights.

 

[SofaKings]

I love Amazon. What did people do before Amazon??

Slept

No sleep til Brooklyn buddy!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Not sure a screwdriver makes sense in the middle of a 2200 mile road trip.

1 out of 1 MOPs suggest taking long drives with an elevated BAC

Aaron, perchance do you happen to be traveling with a hooker? Always good times to throw her out of the car in the middle of rural Illinois.

 

[Disco Stu]

Speaking of Stu and his tiny GF. No offense

Jesus....

 

[Disco Stu]

Stu- what about the austin sb cornhole? You hear about it?

News to me. When?

 

[Disco Stu]

Related

 

[Mr.Pack]

Speaking of Stu and his tiny GF. No offense

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Stu- what about the austin sb cornhole? You hear about it?

News to me. When?

SB Weekend. Guster is giving the pregame benediction - starting Friday at 6

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Related

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Oh krista. I'll get a VIBRO review up in the next couple of days. You wanna check it out before I post? It's gonna be all good.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh krista. I'll get a VIBRO review up in the next couple of days. You wanna check it out before I post? It's gonna be all good.

I would suggest leaving out the word "midget".