GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Thorn]

You can also do Hawaiian pulled pork in the crockpot with no liquid, if you're worried about it being too moist. Coat it with red lava salt, 8 hours or more, WALA. Save the juice for dipping too. It's outstanding.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Lot of commies in here.

It's pulled pork. About 1/2 step up from my grandmother's stringy pot-roasts.

Now I see the problem. You've never had good pulled pork.

Oh yes I have.

 

[Thorn]

I like pot roast too.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Can you make love to a pork butt?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Looks like we need to get The Fanatic in here.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Looks like we need to get The Fanatic in here.

We had a bit of a falling out.

 

[strykerpks]

All this crock pot talk is getting me horny

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

Oh bull####.

You might, but seriously, they won't.

You've never had my pulled pork. Alright, I've only made it once it was pretty awesome. I would think it would be too moist in a crock pot plus you don't have any of the outer burnt part mixed in which makes all the difference IMO. Plus I have two 7.5 pound pork butts, I don't have a crock pot big enough.

Bark.

Woof.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Do you think blind guys are better lovers?

You can probably get them into compromising positions more easily. Nursing homes not working out for you?

 

[cosjobs]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

Oh bull####.

You might, but seriously, they won't.

Wife was supposed to bring a pot of beans to some pot luck.I decided to make them killer beans and cooked them in a pot with a whole picnic (pork roast from fron leg below the shoulder).

Beans came out great and the the pork turned out great.

I was basically simmered in water for 12 hour and freaking delicious. Pork doesn't take much effort if you stay away from the loin.

 

[Mr.Pack]

You guys are funny.

Hey GB, whatcha been up to?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do you think blind guys are better lovers?

You can probably get them into compromising positions more easily. Nursing homes not working out for you?

Sometimes I finish before I get to "and close your eyes...".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You guys are funny.

Hey GB, whatcha been up to?

Meh, nothing I care to repeat.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

Oh bull####.

You might, but seriously, they won't.

You've never had my pulled pork. Alright, I've only made it once it was pretty awesome. I would think it would be too moist in a crock pot plus you don't have any of the outer burnt part mixed in which makes all the difference IMO. Plus I have two 7.5 pound pork butts, I don't have a crock pot big enough.

Bark.

Woof.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Looks like we need to get The Fanatic in here.

We had a bit of a falling out.

Oh I could imagine.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Alternative Comedy Marathon for Osteogenesis Imperfecta Awareness, a.k.a. "Precious Chuckles for Brittle Knuckles."

My niece has that disease.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Looks like we need to get The Fanatic in here.

We had a bit of a falling out.

Oh I could imagine.

When you're imagining do I have pants on?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Looks like we need to get The Fanatic in here.

We had a bit of a falling out.

Oh I could imagine.

When you're imagining do I have pants on?

Sometimes

 

[Mr.Pack]

You guys are funny.

Hey GB, whatcha been up to?

Meh, nothing I care to repeat.

Good luck pulling your pork tonight.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I think I'd rather see a Matchbox 20 tribute band than the actual Matchbox 20.

I imagine that applies to quite a few bands. Guns n Roses is the first that comes to mind.

Cos will probably cancel the hole when I post the following, but I think Rob Thomas is a really good singer.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Larry the Cable Guy is richer than ####.

He is also smarter than ####

 

[cosjobs]

I think I'd rather see a Matchbox 20 tribute band than the actual Matchbox 20.

I imagine that applies to quite a few bands. Guns n Roses is the first that comes to mind.

Cos will probably cancel the hole when I post the following, but I think Rob Thomas is a really good singer.

He's no David Clayton Thomas

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Buck.Coshole in Austin. Make it happen. Bloody pants says I love you.

I have no control over my scene so the only way I can go is if I get divorced.So put me down as a maybe.

 

[Disco Stu]

Buck.Coshole in Austin. Make it happen. Bloody pants says I love you.

I have no control over my scene so the only way I can go is if I get divorced.So put me down as a maybe.

Good time for a trial separation imo.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I've had "Careless Whispers" stuck in my head off and on since hearing it while on hold with Verizon five days ago. Mostly

Jesus. Your music-life is better than everyone else's if that's your worst. Go find these and jam chopsticks in thy ears:Sugar Shack - Jimmy Gilmer and the Fireballs

Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy

Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks

I Am Woman - Helen Reddy

Having My Baby - Paul Anka and some black chick that was supposed to give him cred

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Buck.Coshole in Austin. Make it happen. Bloody pants says I love you.

I have no control over my scene so the only way I can go is if I get divorced.So put me down as a maybe.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I think I'd rather see a Matchbox 20 tribute band than the actual Matchbox 20.

I imagine that applies to quite a few bands. Guns n Roses is the first that comes to mind.

Cos will probably cancel the hole when I post the following, but I think Rob Thomas is a really good singer.

He's no David Clayton Thomas

But, who is cos? Who is?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

If cos/GM don't buy this to pick up all the guests in Austin then what are we even doing here?

I want.

 

[cosjobs]

If cos/GM don't buy this to pick up all the guests in Austin then what are we even doing here?

I want.

I actually had a red 68 caddy convertible when I lived here in the early 80s.Top didn't work too well, so it got rained in a lot. Floorboards rusted out of the back seat and it was pretty trippy watching the road go by like in a glass bottom boat. Good times. I think I ending up bartering for a $700 tab at the nearest bar.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Top 5 all time worst song of all time. My list:1. Red Red Wine2. Careless Whispers3. Hey Kids Rock and Roll4. ???5. Profit

Ridiculous. You post this as if The Proclaimers never recorded 500 Miles. How about Vanilla Ice's Havin' a Roni?

 

[mr. furley]

I have a horrible confession to make. Up until right now I thought SacramentoBob was an alias of Bob Sacamano.

wait, who is it then?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I have a horrible confession to make. Up until right now I thought SacramentoBob was an alias of Bob Sacamano.

wait, who is it then?

Imp made sure to inform me. I never cared to know.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Top 5 all time worst song of all time. My list:

1. Red Red Wine

2. Careless Whispers

3. Hey Kids Rock and Roll

4. ???

5. Profit

Ridiculous. You post this as if The Proclaimers never recorded 500 Miles. How about Vanilla Ice's Havin' a Roni?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Somebody got a note from their neighbor (not me obviously)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bad joke cat

 

[mr. furley]

Alternative Comedy Marathon for Osteogenesis Imperfecta Awareness, a.k.a. "Precious Chuckles for Brittle Knuckles."

:golfclap:

 

[cosjobs]

My new favorite drink:

4 parts brandy, one part Baileys (ok, Emmetts, I'm cheap)

three ice cubes

Its amazingly good.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Can you make love to a pork butt?

lol

 

[cosjobs]

Did my secret santa just send me a Toyo sanagloss toilet with the cyclonic flush? Or is this the one I ordered Monday?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can you make love to a pork butt?

Sounds like my honeymoon

 

[mr. furley]

how do you know if you've strained/torn an abdominal muscle?

 

[guru_007]

San Diego State +150 sounds good to me.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Check the Crock pot thread ... will anyone know the difference?

HOW DARE YOU?

HOW DARE YOU, SIR!

 

[General Malaise]

I've had "Careless Whispers" stuck in my head off and on since hearing it while on hold with Verizon five days ago. Mostly

I'll put Hey Kids Rock and Roll against any song from any decade as the worst, most vile piece of crap ever put on tape and I'll back it like Clarence Darrow in the Snopes trial. That is - bar none - the worst song in the history of music. And yet...I hear it all the time on virtually every style of radio station...classic rock, bubble gum rock, coffee house rock. How? I dare you to find a worse song out there. It's vomitous.

 

[General Malaise]

Top 5 all time worst song of all time. My list:1. Red Red Wine2. Careless Whispers3. Hey Kids Rock and Roll4. ???5. Profit

Ridiculous. You post this as if The Proclaimers never recorded 500 Miles. How about Vanilla Ice's Havin' a Roni?

I kind of like 500 miles.

 

[General Malaise]

San Diego State +150 sounds good to me.

I thought this game was last Saturday, so I was all excited to watch it with Charv since I had BYU/OVER to complete a parlay with Utah St/Under. Charv had to let me down easy that the game was not for another 5 days.

 

[belljr]

Moreno OR Forte?!?!?!?!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Buck.

Coshole in Austin. Make it happen. Bloody pants says I love you.

I have no control over my scene so the only way I can go is if I get divorced.

So put me down as a maybe.

Bring her along.

Somebody got a note from their neighbor (not me obviously)

Because we've been married so long they don't even care to fake it anymore?

 

[Sweet Feet]

Moreno OR Forte?!?!?!?!

would lean Moreno based on potential points in that game

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Can you make love to a pork butt?

My link