GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[urbanhack]

School shooting not too far from here. JFC

ETA: And yes...that is the high school that Robin Williams and Kurt Russell played for in "Best of Times".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

School shooting not too far from here. JFCETA: And yes...that is the high school that Robin Williams and Kurt Russell played for in "Best of Times".

Do not release name... interrogate... exterminate.

Word is that this wasn't a "Columbine/Sandy Hook" deal. It was more like the shooter had one specific target (apparently the victim) he was after. Not sure if that makes it any better or not.

Article says he was after 2 kids, Watson.

It does?

Am I misinterpreting?"Sheriff Donny Youngblood said that the student shot one student who is in critical condition. The shooter attempted to shoot another student but missed and struck a teacher in the head.The shooter told authorities that he was planning on shooting another student."

Ahh...the article was updated after my original post. Carry on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

School shooting not too far from here. JFCETA: And yes...that is the high school that Robin Williams and Kurt Russell played for in "Best of Times".

Saw the headline and you were the first person I thought of. Wish the media would stop giving these #######s the attention they want. I'm guessing it would considerably stop this ####.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody up for a little contest? Winner gets a SLB bag o' crap.E-mail themorningafter@kfns.com with a funny e-mail next Friday, 1/11/13. Use your FBG screen name or post your alternate name here beforehand. If they don't determine one of you the winner, I'll be the judge.The Players:Tim McKernan He, Jim Edmonds & Keith Tkachuk are the owners of the program. Tim's shtick includes making fun of his short stature, Irish heritage, bald head and how his Dad has used his stature in the community to pave the way for him in every aspect of life.Doug Vaughn Long time CBS sports broadcaster and funny guy. Doug is the guy repeating the names of the e-mailers. The e-mailers like to discuss Doug's sweet butt and having gay love with him. Doug's favorite shtick is acting like "get off my lawn" guy.Jimmy "The Cat" Hayes Sideline reporter for the Cardinals and Blues, The Cat is a real smart ### and just a funny guy. His favorite shtick is making fun of his Jewish heritage in various ways including "keeping two sets of books" and claiming obscure Jewish professional athletes should be on All Star teams.Producer Joe (right) Joe is a HUGE soccer fan and gambler. Over the years has claimed several questionable things such as he grooms his pubes in a landing strip. This has earned him the nickname Grass Fairy. He is easily riled up and has had two Inside STL sanctioned boxing matches against listeners. He has a record of 1-1.Here's an example, Segmenet 9 @ the 3:34 markThat's it. Make me laugh. I'll make it worth your while. Feel free to send them as many e-mail as you like on 1/11/13. Who is in?ETAYour e-mail doesn't have to have anything to do with the show. I proved in the past they will read just about anything including FFA shtick. Get creative, have fun.

bump

Segment 2 will give you some good ammo and is some funny stuff talking about Musberger & Dockett. I also forgot Producer Joe is allergic to tree nuts. lol

Someone loves their local radio.

One of you made a funny post this week that I will be submitting in your name.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

School shooting not too far from here. JFCETA: And yes...that is the high school that Robin Williams and Kurt Russell played for in "Best of Times".

Saw the headline and you were the first person I thought of. Wish the media would stop giving these #######s the attention they want. I'm guessing it would considerably stop this ####.

Thanks. But for the record if I was in Taft I'd probably shoot myself. I won't even go there to play disc golf.

 

[T Bell]

School shooting not too far from here. JFCETA: And yes...that is the high school that Robin Williams and Kurt Russell played for in "Best of Times".

Saw the headline and you were the first person I thought of. Wish the media would stop giving these #######s the attention they want. I'm guessing it would considerably stop this ####.

Thanks. But for the record if I was in Taft I'd probably shoot myself. I won't even go there to play disc golf.

If you criminalize discs, only criminals will have discs.

 

[GroveDiesel]

So sorry to hear Oat. That's awful. Miscarriages suck. My wife is friends with a co-worker of hers and at 8 months last December the umbilical cord wrapped itself around the baby's neck and the baby died. 2 weeks ago she had a beautiful healthy child. Take your time to grieve. It's ok to just have one kid if you guys can't go through it again. But there's certainly hope if you do.Thoughts and prayers buddy.

 

[cosjobs]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

 

[Drifter]

last night I did the wingman thing for my friend and ended up in a hot tub with one very hot and one fairly unattractive woman. the unattractive one gave me a bj while holding her breath under water. I sort of hoped she was going to drown.

I know I missed about 2.5 months here but what happened to fishwife 2.0?

 

[Ignoramus]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

I started noticing a little scratch in the back of my throat this morning. Nice knowing you guys.

 

[YSR]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

This made me sad:Yesterday we were talking about Richard Nixon since it was his 100th birthday. I asked my students if any of them knew what the "M" in Richard M. Nixon stood for. Surprisingly about 4 kids (out of the 195 I have all day long) actually knew that it stands for "Milhous".The sad part? About 75% of these kids don't know who Milhouse Van Houten is.

Did not realize that Milhouse Van Houten's middle initial is also 'M'. Without binging it ('sup GM), does anyone know what the M stands for?

McKayla?

Marx?

wrong ism

Schlism

 

[cosjobs]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

PM Mr. Ham

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

There's about 7 people within earshot of me at work who sound like they're dying of tuberculosis, so any day now I'm expecting my robot aids test to come back positive.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

 

[EYLive]

School shooting not too far from here. JFCETA: And yes...that is the high school that Robin Williams and Kurt Russell played for in "Best of Times".

Saw the headline and you were the first person I thought of. Wish the media would stop giving these #######s the attention they want. I'm guessing it would considerably stop this ####.

Thanks. But for the record if I was in Taft I'd probably shoot myself. I won't even go there to play disc golf.

If you criminalize discs, only criminals will have discs.

 

[kevzilla]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

Not looking to pick a fight, but is the CDC lying when they urge everyone to get one, even this late in the season?

 

[Abraham]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

Not looking to pick a fight, but is the CDC lying when they urge everyone to get one, even this late in the season?

I think they are playing the percentages that whatever shot they can offer will noticeably reduce the flu. Even if it keeps one strain out of circulation, that might be enough to prevent two strains from combining.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Time for real-life Contagion.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

Not looking to pick a fight, but is the CDC lying when they urge everyone to get one, even this late in the season?

On the whole, yes.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm so sorry to hear that Otis. My wife miscarried as well. Had a beautiful and talented daughter after.Stay strong and give that good wife all the support she needs.TPW to you both

 

[Mr.Pack]

My 9 year old asked me last night if I have ever smelled moth balls before.When I said yes, he asked me, "How'd you get his little legs apart."He laughed so hard he farted. I damn near pissed myself.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Eating some turkey noodle soup I just made with the smoked turkey leftover from Thanksgiving. Pretty good. Used a little too much salt though.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

Not looking to pick a fight, but is the CDC lying when they urge everyone to get one, even this late in the season?

On the whole, yes.

My link

 

[urbanhack]

Eating some turkey noodle soup I just made with the smoked turkey leftover from Thanksgiving. Pretty good. Used a little too much salt though.

GOOD STUFF BOB!

 

[Tiger Fan]

cos - what's the contingency plan if you can't sell all the squares?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Eating some turkey noodle soup I just made with the smoked turkey leftover from Thanksgiving. Pretty good. Used a little too much salt though.

GOOD STUFF BOB!

I thought you might be impressed.

 

[urbanhack]

Eating some turkey noodle soup I just made with the smoked turkey leftover from Thanksgiving. Pretty good. Used a little too much salt though.

GOOD STUFF BOB!

I thought you might be impressed.

I am. No way i could keep left over turkey around that long.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Eating some turkey noodle soup I just made with the smoked turkey leftover from Thanksgiving. Pretty good. Used a little too much salt though.

GOOD STUFF BOB!

I thought you might be impressed.

I am. No way i could keep left over turkey around that long.

I on turkey at Thanksgiving and was able to keep enough around for some soup.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I'm at mt drinking spot where the have live music most of the time. Usually a couple of sodomite with acoustic guitars etc. Tonight is some goob with some really cheesy backing music (like kenny G jazz) and he's playing some sort of computerize flutaphone. I mean it looks like he's having oral sex with the ******* lovechild of a universale remote and a brethalyzer. What the hell is it?

 

[mr. furley]

Thanks all. All done just like that.

####, mansorry to hear it

 

[bentley]

Usually a couple of sodomite with acoustic guitars etc

Say what?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Usually a couple of sodomite with acoustic guitars etc

Say what?

I think he is trying to say that he frequents gay bars

 

[17seconds]

So I'm at mt drinking spot where the have live music most of the time. Usually a couple of sodomite with acoustic guitars etc. Tonight is some goob with some really cheesy backing music (like kenny G jazz) and he's playing some sort of computerize flutaphone. I mean it looks like he's having oral sex with the ******* lovechild of a universale remote and a brethalyzer. What the hell is it?

damn you're drunknice description though

 

[ScottNorwood]

Tanner is a gay man who enjoys gay sex

 

[Frostillicus]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

What does this have to do with butterflies?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I need some lawyerly advice....Most of you know my mom died last year. We are finally getting around to selling the house. My sister moved out and now we are getting ready to sell.In her will she stated that the house be split between us 4 siblings. We are all good with that.Do we have to go to probate? What does this even mean?How do we go about getting the house into my sister's name who was named executor so we can sell it?Do we need a lawyer if we all agree with the will?She wasn't rich so we aren't talking about a lot of money, under $200k total if that means anything.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Do we have to go to probate?

That's illegal in most states isn't it?

 

[kevzilla]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

Not looking to pick a fight, but is the CDC lying when they urge everyone to get one, even this late in the season?

I think they are playing the percentages that whatever shot they can offer will noticeably reduce the flu. Even if it keeps one strain out of circulation, that might be enough to prevent two strains from combining.

This makes perfect sense.

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

Not looking to pick a fight, but is the CDC lying when they urge everyone to get one, even this late in the season?

On the whole, yes.

Oh, ok.

 

[urbanhack]

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

Not looking to pick a fight, but is the CDC lying when they urge everyone to get one, even this late in the season?

I think they are playing the percentages that whatever shot they can offer will noticeably reduce the flu. Even if it keeps one strain out of circulation, that might be enough to prevent two strains from combining.

This makes perfect sense.

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

Not looking to pick a fight, but is the CDC lying when they urge everyone to get one, even this late in the season?

On the whole, yes.

Oh, ok.

Are flu shots free?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Do we have to go to probate?

That's illegal in most states isn't it?

I thought the Govt makes you go through this?

 

[UOFI_316]

What the hell is in the GMTAN water lately? My wife is 35 weeks pregnant and has gestational diabetes so she has two different doctor visit each week. Today she had high blood pressure at both so they wanted her to go to the hospital to monitor it over night. Well it was staying high so they started talking about doing the C-section tomorrow, gave her a steroid shot to help the babies lungs develop sooner. Doctors all talked and I think the best case scenario now is that she will be in the hospital for two weeks while they continue to monitor her. IF they make it to week 37 then they will take out the baby.Normally this wouldn't be as big an issue as my parents would drop everything to take my 2 daughters during the day so I can go to work. However they are in Florida on vacation. My MIL is bat #### crazy so no way in hell I call her. My sister and the one SIL I would call to help both work during the day. I think I might have to start calling my wifes mom friends out of the blue, whom I have never met. to see if they can watch the girls during the day.I know this pales in comparison to Otis's baby related issue, but I had to do something to get it off my chest.Now back to our regularly scheduled naming of random sports players.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Do we have to go to probate?

That's illegal in most states isn't it?

I thought the Govt makes you go through this?

Gross.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Do we have to go to probate?

That's illegal in most states isn't it?

I thought the Govt makes you go through this?

Gross.

I hope to god she's over 18

 

[Mr.Pack]

Do we have to go to probate?

That's illegal in most states isn't it?

I thought the Govt makes you go through this?

Gross.

I hope to god she's over 18

Thanks for the help dorks.

 

[kevzilla]

Are flu shots free?

They are to me, as I work for a large healthcare organization that is highly motivated to protect their patients. But if I perceive your point correctly, The Man isn't getting too rich. It's $25 at every Rite-Aid in America. Now obviously, $25 times tens of millions is a lot of money, but I don't think the margins are obscene on this stuff.

 

[T Bell]

So I'm at mt drinking spot where the have live music most of the time. Usually a couple of sodomite with acoustic guitars etc. Tonight is some goob with some really cheesy backing music (like kenny G jazz) and he's playing some sort of computerize flutaphone. I mean it looks like he's having oral sex with the ******* lovechild of a universale remote and a brethalyzer. What the hell is it?

Bagpipe?Edit: Wait a minute, I forgot the sodomite part. Teabagpipe?

 

[krista4]

Any if you guys ever deal with your wife having a miscarriage pretty far into pregnancy? At the hospital now. Wife is 5 months pregnant with what should be our second girl. In and out of the hospital past week or two with some seemingly minor issues, discharged yesterday after the full anatomy scan and ultrasound declaring the baby perfectly healthy. Back in the hospital tonight with my wife having contractions and going into labor. Obviously way too early to be viable. Instead of being home in bed we're listening to the nurse read us the official form which tells us that in NY state you have to bury the baby if it is beyond 20 weeks (ours is literally 20 weeks and a day today). Just awful. My poor wife has been through hell with this pregnancy. Life is ####### bull#### sometimes. I dunno. Just had to share.

Thanks all. All done just like that.

Jesus. I know I'm coming to this late, but so sorry. I think your statement "Life is ####### bull#### sometimes" is about the only thing to say.I know you and Mrs. Oat are individually very strong, and very strong as a couple, and that you'll be there to support each other through this awful time. I'm so sorry you have to go through it, though. Just awful. TPW.

 

[Frostillicus]

What the hell is in the GMTAN water lately? My wife is 35 weeks pregnant and has gestational diabetes so she has two different doctor visit each week. Today she had high blood pressure at both so they wanted her to go to the hospital to monitor it over night. Well it was staying high so they started talking about doing the C-section tomorrow, gave her a steroid shot to help the babies lungs develop sooner. Doctors all talked and I think the best case scenario now is that she will be in the hospital for two weeks while they continue to monitor her. IF they make it to week 37 then they will take out the baby.Normally this wouldn't be as big an issue as my parents would drop everything to take my 2 daughters during the day so I can go to work. However they are in Florida on vacation. My MIL is bat #### crazy so no way in hell I call her. My sister and the one SIL I would call to help both work during the day. I think I might have to start calling my wifes mom friends out of the blue, whom I have never met. to see if they can watch the girls during the day.I know this pales in comparison to Otis's baby related issue, but I had to do something to get it off my chest.Now back to our regularly scheduled naming of random sports players.

This and your Illini got smoked? Tough week.

 

[Frostillicus]

So does anyone have this flu I keep hearing about? Can someone link me to the Ham influenzalypse thread

Not yet, but I have had two different people ask me today if I have gotten a flu shot. I haven't gotten one in probably 10 years and figure that it's a little late to get one this year. Bad idea?

I'm no epidemiologist, but I think they're basically useless.

What does this have to do with butterflies?