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Yes. I even have a pic of the talent. It wasn't very talented.Were we at the same place?Do not touch the talent.Well keep in mind my notebook is tainted with bong rips and advanced age, but I'm mildly certain it relates to us telling a stripper that MexiJoe was indeed Mexican in ancestry. So she sidled up next to him, stroked his eager face and purred into his awaiting ears "Well, ALOHOA!".
Booking ticket.Monkeybread'cosjobs said:
Really?So tonight the wife and I are going to dinner and we see a woman wearing a blouse similar to this but much tackier. (it's a blouse with a big-### tiger on it).Wife: Damn, she sure does have a tiger on her shirt.Me: Yep. That's one big ugly tiger blouse.Wife: I wonder if she wore that to work today or put it on later.Me: I'm not sure which would be worse. Wife: Maybe she has a friend from the internet who has that same exact blouse and they both wear them and send pictures of themselves wearing the tiger shirt to each other.Me:
I like to remember things my own way.Yes. I even have a pic of the talent. It wasn't very talented.Were we at the same place?Do not touch the talent.Well keep in mind my notebook is tainted with bong rips and advanced age, but I'm mildly certain it relates to us telling a stripper that MexiJoe was indeed Mexican in ancestry. So she sidled up next to him, stroked his eager face and purred into his awaiting ears "Well, ALOHOA!".
I like to remember things my own way.Yes. I even have a pic of the talent. It wasn't very talented.Were we at the same place?Do not touch the talent.Well keep in mind my notebook is tainted with bong rips and advanced age, but I'm mildly certain it relates to us telling a stripper that MexiJoe was indeed Mexican in ancestry. So she sidled up next to him, stroked his eager face and purred into his awaiting ears "Well, ALOHOA!".
Every stripper I ever fingered has been a 10.5!
If I offended anyone in any thread after this post (or before, for that matter), my apologies. Jesus, I haven't been that day-drunk in at least a week.
10 and a half seems a little young for a stripperI like to remember things my own way.Yes. I even have a pic of the talent. It wasn't very talented.Were we at the same place?Do not touch the talent.Well keep in mind my notebook is tainted with bong rips and advanced age, but I'm mildly certain it relates to us telling a stripper that MexiJoe was indeed Mexican in ancestry. So she sidled up next to him, stroked his eager face and purred into his awaiting ears "Well, ALOHOA!".
I still can't figure it out. I actually looked in the trash can, but no evidence to be found. I know I didn't drive to get carryout. All of my house plants seem to be ok. I haven't counted the ducks outside yet, but I DID see one of the muskrats this morning so I'm guessing I didn't go trapping.My brother called this morning and told me I talked to him after the Ravens game yesterday. While he remembers very little of our conversation, he recalls me just hollering "WHOO!" over and over.
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
What kind of lines do I get?
See those numbers next to the teams?
Just now. Luckily for me too late.
So is masturbating. It's surprisingly hard to masturbate while watching and gambling on football.
It's just like anything else, you have to practice at it to be good.
I took a trip down to Guantanamo Bay.
It's hard.
As we speak.
There he is!
Lol, sup Sonny. I was thinking about you the other day...we used to have some great early morning "conversations". Of course, I was just getting to work and you were just getting homeThere he is!
You're doing it wrong
I remember that, funny ####. As a matter of fact, never did hit the hay last night, this is like old times. Too bad you retired from the occasional friendly gentlemans wager thread...Lol, sup Sonny. I was thinking about you the other day...we used to have some great early morning "conversations". Of course, I was just getting to work and you were just getting homeThere he is!
GO FALCONERS! 
I remember that, funny ####. As a matter of fact, never did hit the hay last night, this is like old times. Too bad you retired from the occasional friendly gentlemans wager thread...Lol, sup Sonny. I was thinking about you the other day...we used to have some great early morning "conversations". Of course, I was just getting to work and you were just getting homeThere he is!
I love you.
Halftime down?
Bless you, guvnah. I went back and looked and still don't know who I was taking. That said, if you have any idea what I meant I'll pay up.
Well it is now. <_<
I remember that, funny ####. As a matter of fact, never did hit the hay last night, this is like old times. Too bad you retired from the occasional friendly gentlemans wager thread...Lol, sup Sonny. I was thinking about you the other day...we used to have some great early morning "conversations". Of course, I was just getting to work and you were just getting homeThere he is!
Falconers!
it is?
I thought at the very least Hack would be jealous of my balls. <_<My booty found while walking in 2012Golfballs, lighter and money $4.58 in change plus (not pictured) 2-$1, 2-$5, 2-$10, 1-$20 bills. All found seperately with the exception of the fives which were wadded up together.Working cameraReally old but working PDAFree Chik-Fil-ASure beats the gym.
Just wait til he catches you watching pron.Cal: Dad, what are you doing?Me: Watching the winner of the Punt Pass and Kick competition. They're kids just like you that throw and kick the football and stuff. If you win you get to be on TV.Cal: You're trying to get me interested in stuff aren't you?Me: Yeah.....Cal: I'm on to you.This ####### kid.
Cal: Dad, what are you doing?Me: Watching the winner of the Punt Pass and Kick competition. They're kids just like you that throw and kick the football and stuff. If you win you get to be on TV.Cal: You're trying to get me interested in stuff aren't you?Me: Yeah.....Cal: I'm on to you.This ####### kid.
If you kill yourself before (or during) coshole I'm gonna be pissed
Mrs. SLB must be really smart.Cal: Dad, what are you doing?Me: Watching the winner of the Punt Pass and Kick competition. They're kids just like you that throw and kick the football and stuff. If you win you get to be on TV.Cal: You're trying to get me interested in stuff aren't you?Me: Yeah.....Cal: I'm on to you.This ####### kid.
Or the mailmanMrs. SLB must be really smart.Cal: Dad, what are you doing?Me: Watching the winner of the Punt Pass and Kick competition. They're kids just like you that throw and kick the football and stuff. If you win you get to be on TV.Cal: You're trying to get me interested in stuff aren't you?Me: Yeah.....Cal: I'm on to you.This ####### kid.
Me too, gb...me too
No, she's a nurse, not a mailmanOr the mailmanMrs. SLB must be really smart.Cal: Dad, what are you doing?Me: Watching the winner of the Punt Pass and Kick competition. They're kids just like you that throw and kick the football and stuff. If you win you get to be on TV.Cal: You're trying to get me interested in stuff aren't you?Me: Yeah.....Cal: I'm on to you.This ####### kid.
lol.I remember that, funny ####. As a matter of fact, never did hit the hay last night, this is like old times. Too bad you retired from the occasional friendly gentlemans wager thread...Lol, sup Sonny. I was thinking about you the other day...we used to have some great early morning "conversations". Of course, I was just getting to work and you were just getting homeThere he is!
bought tickets to Denver late Thursday night for the big matchup with Patriots next week. UNLV @ CSU hoops the night before that. Then up to a gbs place in aspen after the Mile High victory. it was all gonna be so sweet, look at me. Instead just one big LOSER drinking himself into a coma on a couch with a non-refundable plane ticket for lunch don't look at me. aloha 
