shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Dude in restroom pissed at the urinal, washed his hands, dried them, then put a bunch of foamy soap in a paper towel and went into a stall and closed the door. ????
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- Thread starter General Malaise
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any good recipes you care to share?I've really been into coming up with new cereals by mixing existing ones lately.hadn't even noticed it until you pointed it out. Sounds like something out of the Wheelhouse topics thread."Let's talk cereal. How do you make it at home?"
kevzilla
Footballguy
Gadzooks in 3...2...1....I wear granny panties.'shuke said:You two going to pillow fight in your underwear or just do this bull#### all night?'simey said:'krista4 said:simey!
Krista!
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Can't, guys. Will be in cadaver lab all day.
Abraham
Footballguy
Do they have a lunch bar nearby? I can stand by the curb smoking cigarettes and wait for you.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Go on....I wear granny panties.'shuke said:You two going to pillow fight in your underwear or just do this bull#### all night?'simey said:'krista4 said:simey!
Abraham
Footballguy
Outside Of the killings. Train ticket theft, and "don't touch me" thing I found her charming and attractive.I'm a stray, but not like the stray in the movie trailer created by the friend of Cos.'krista4 said:You should hang out here more. It's comfortable and generally safe, and YSR and I need more xx-chromosome companions.'simey said:'krista4 said:simey!
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Apple Jacks + Cinnamon Toast CrunchWheaties + Grape Nuts Flakes + Granola smashed up Frosted Mini Wheats is a great topping on just about anythingany good recipes you care to share?I've really been into coming up with new cereals by mixing existing ones lately.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I swear I saw something similar about 10 years ago. Except he wasn't at the urinal, he came out of a stall. Same deal though where he washed his hands and dried them. After he went back in I asked "You ok in there?" as I was chucklingHe said "If I were you, I"d get out of here" 
simey
Footballguy
They are members of Costco.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
LOL WTF?!?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
On display in her office.And by office, I mean the cubby hole right off the main hallway where she sits, as she is the site's admin, and this is visible to anyone that walks by.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Yogurt? Come on, bro.
proninja
Footballguy
This is exactly the story I would expect from Quagmire
Abraham
Footballguy
No idea if its local or national or whatever. But Brown Cow vanilla yogurt turns any cereal in to Ice cream.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
'shuke said:You two going to pillow fight in your underwear or just do this bull#### all night?'simey said:'krista4 said:simey!
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Wait, was this Kevzilla?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I never want to know if any of you like Jesus.
USA Legend in a Canadian jersey. Mixed bag.
bentley
Footballguy
He's with a guy in a Clint Dempsey Fulham jersey. I'm pretty sure they coordinated.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Does Dempsey even play anymore?And are the jerseys tucked in?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Let's call these:Cinnaple Toast JacksandGraneatie Nut FlakesI see no possible infrigements here...One of the threads esquires may be able to say different, but I think we can be on store shelves in a monthApple Jacks + Cinnamon Toast CrunchWheaties + Grape Nuts Flakes + Granola smashed up Frosted Mini Wheats is a great topping on just about anythingany good recipes you care to share?I've really been into coming up with new cereals by mixing existing ones lately.
General Malaise
Footballguy
That's a pretty sweet grill.'krista4 said:It's boring; I'm just depressed.I was supposed to leave for Nicaragua yesterday as were my Mom and stepfather. I didn't make it (going tomorrow instead) and now I have 5000 e-mails a day from my Mom. She has been to Nicaragua twice and is decently traveled but is just relying on me for everything. But as I realized, it's because I insist on taking charge of everything and "taking care" of everyone so that if they're suddenly left on their own, all my family/friends seem helpless. Totally my fault for insisting on being in charge all the time.'Thorn said:Details?'krista4 said:
Relatedly I tearfully told Mr. krista yesterday of how upset I have been because I am forgetting things recently. Really it was just that I have forgotten, twice, for up to 24 hours to forward e-mails that I told someone at work I would forward. He kept telling me that that was not a big deal but for me it IS a big deal. I just don't do that--forget things or not do something I say I'll do. My standards for myself are ridiculously high, and it's not exactly a fun way to live. :(
I'm just tired of not being like other people who can just let things slide. I never can.
And since I have now been a whiny ##### in the thread, I give you a picture of my Nica friend who recently became a grandmother: In black in the middle--wait, the taller one
General Malaise
Footballguy
'kevzilla said:Last night I had Hot Pockets for dinner, because apparently I hate myself.
These were Hot Pockets Limited Edition, I told myself, maybe they're better. The BBQ burger flavor wasn't too bad, but the Chili Dog variety, well...I have no doubt there is dog food more palatable. Nevertheless, I ate them, and went to work this morning with four Hot Pockets performing their evil alchemy deep inside me.
Now understand, it's dry here in winter, and when wearing certain shirts, I turn into a weapons-grade Tesla coil of static electricity. When informed by my colon of the, uhmmm, urgency of the situation, I set sail for the restroom, blithely grabbing the doorknob that stood between my bowels and their relief.
"One more jolt, Warden, he's still twitchin"
I sustained the briefest lapse of structural integrity in the aft bulkhead. Scary, but the underwear was spared. Good thing, too, because I had to go downtown for a meeting after work. The skin of my...cheeks was not so lucky. It was eaten alive by my own bile salts. My pancreas may have given up, but my liver and gallbladder are working just fine, thank you.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I need to go to A) Morocco and B) Nicaragua. In that order. I think.'krista4 said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Say, I want out to Paddy's Bar & Grille in the heart of downtown tonight with FIVE - yes FIVE - members of the opposite sex where I had jalapeno popper flavored mac & cheese and Trumer Pils. And all I had to do was leave the tip at the end. 
Now, granted, my wife, daughter and MIL were three of the fillies and my wife's friend and her daughter were the other two, but damn it, I had the whole table enthralled with my drawing of a map on the back of a beer coaster. STILLLLLLLLLLL GOT IT! 
Now, granted, my wife, daughter and MIL were three of the fillies and my wife's friend and her daughter were the other two, but damn it, I had the whole table enthralled with my drawing of a map on the back of a beer coaster. STILLLLLLLLLLL GOT IT!
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Cartography is such an aphrodisiacSay, I want out to Paddy's Bar & Grille in the heart of downtown tonight with FIVE - yes FIVE - members of the opposite sex where I had jalapeno popper flavored mac & cheese and Trumer Pils. And all I had to do was leave the tip at the end.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Lastly, my wife leaves for Phoenix tomorrow at 5:40am for 4 days, leaving me and her MIL to take care of a baby who is bonded to her mother like Velcro. I'd like to drink heavily, but I gotta wake up at 3:30ish and drive. This weekend could be the one that finally puts me 6 feet under, though if it doesn't, Coshole might step in to finish the job in 2 weeks.
General Malaise
Footballguy
My drawing skills makes STLB's epic Herbes Bus sketches look like something from the fingertips of Picasso.Cartography is such an aphrodisiacSay, I want out to Paddy's Bar & Grille in the heart of downtown tonight with FIVE - yes FIVE - members of the opposite sex where I had jalapeno popper flavored mac & cheese and Trumer Pils. And all I had to do was leave the tip at the end.
General Malaise
Footballguy
They rebooted Sex in the City already? Really?'Frostillicus said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Whoa. That's my largest holding in my portfolio. Amaya Gaming. I gotta see this spot.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Best tacos in the world. Took Shuke there last visit. But I can't recommend them for any growth potential. They've been around 30 years and have twice attempted to open a second location and failed.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
I have only read about it but I believe it's a prequel. Carrie in high school or college, methinks.
BigJohn
Footballguy
'ragincajun said:Poor formWhen I go to the bathroom its like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpeting'ooofffaaa said:manscaping =
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SofaKings
Footballguy
Yes, he plays for Tottenham. Has scored a few goals this year as well.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
I'm indifferent
YSR
Footballguy
We got 2" of snow yesterday and the entire city went into a frenzy. Romo insisted on coming to pick me up early from work, and at 3:30 I finally gave in (most coworkers were leaving around then). I appears that everyone else had the same idea: it took him an hour to drive the 3.5 miles to campus, and then took us 2 hours to drive home. The University isn't opening until 10:00 this morning, but they have put out a caveat to all staff to only make a "reasonable" effort to come in. My driveway and street are both iced over. 
Stoneys
MudCat
PffffftttttWe got 2" of snow yesterday and the entire city went into a frenzy. Romo insisted on coming to pick me up early from work, and at 3:30 I finally gave in (most coworkers were leaving around then). I appears that everyone else had the same idea: it took him an hour to drive the 3.5 miles to campus, and then took us 2 hours to drive home. The University isn't opening until 10:00 this morning, but they have put out a caveat to all staff to only make a "reasonable" effort to come in. My driveway and street are both iced over.
YSR
Footballguy
I know, I know. 2" ain't much to brag about, but it's rendered this city useless.PffffftttttWe got 2" of snow yesterday and the entire city went into a frenzy. Romo insisted on coming to pick me up early from work, and at 3:30 I finally gave in (most coworkers were leaving around then). I appears that everyone else had the same idea: it took him an hour to drive the 3.5 miles to campus, and then took us 2 hours to drive home. The University isn't opening until 10:00 this morning, but they have put out a caveat to all staff to only make a "reasonable" effort to come in. My driveway and street are both iced over.
Stoneys
MudCat
With the sad news yesterday from Tanner and Bogart, I thought, I'd give a good news update.If you all remember, my BiL was in a bad car accident last month, spent several days on a ventilator and almost 2 weeks in the hospital. This past week he got the OK to be able to drive again and is going to try to go back to work on Monday. He'll have to do light duty as he still has external pins in his hand (they will be removed at the end of the month). His head injuries have healed (he had 2 subdural hematoma's). In his hospital stay, he had lost 35lbs, going from around 200lb to 165lb, which sounds kinda nice (wish I could lose that much) but he is 6'4". His appetite is coming around, he says that the smell of certain foods still make him nausea's, but all in all, he is doing fantastic.I just want to, again, thank all of you for the TPW from last month.
SofaKings
Footballguy
Which city?I know, I know. 2" ain't much to brag about, but it's rendered this city useless.PffffftttttWe got 2" of snow yesterday and the entire city went into a frenzy. Romo insisted on coming to pick me up early from work, and at 3:30 I finally gave in (most coworkers were leaving around then). I appears that everyone else had the same idea: it took him an hour to drive the 3.5 miles to campus, and then took us 2 hours to drive home. The University isn't opening until 10:00 this morning, but they have put out a caveat to all staff to only make a "reasonable" effort to come in. My driveway and street are both iced over.
Stoneys
MudCat
LMAO....no one should ever brag about 2"I know, I know. 2" ain't much to brag about, but it's rendered this city useless.PffffftttttWe got 2" of snow yesterday and the entire city went into a frenzy. Romo insisted on coming to pick me up early from work, and at 3:30 I finally gave in (most coworkers were leaving around then). I appears that everyone else had the same idea: it took him an hour to drive the 3.5 miles to campus, and then took us 2 hours to drive home. The University isn't opening until 10:00 this morning, but they have put out a caveat to all staff to only make a "reasonable" effort to come in. My driveway and street are both iced over.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
My aunt in Knoxville left work at 4pm yesterday and got home at 8pm. She didn't move far enough South. And you moved too far north.I know, I know. 2" ain't much to brag about, but it's rendered this city useless.PffffftttttWe got 2" of snow yesterday and the entire city went into a frenzy. Romo insisted on coming to pick me up early from work, and at 3:30 I finally gave in (most coworkers were leaving around then). I appears that everyone else had the same idea: it took him an hour to drive the 3.5 miles to campus, and then took us 2 hours to drive home. The University isn't opening until 10:00 this morning, but they have put out a caveat to all staff to only make a "reasonable" effort to come in. My driveway and street are both iced over.
YSR
Footballguy
Knoxville, TNWhich city?I know, I know. 2" ain't much to brag about, but it's rendered this city useless.PffffftttttWe got 2" of snow yesterday and the entire city went into a frenzy. Romo insisted on coming to pick me up early from work, and at 3:30 I finally gave in (most coworkers were leaving around then). I appears that everyone else had the same idea: it took him an hour to drive the 3.5 miles to campus, and then took us 2 hours to drive home. The University isn't opening until 10:00 this morning, but they have put out a caveat to all staff to only make a "reasonable" effort to come in. My driveway and street are both iced over.
Just the tip?Say, I want out to Paddy's Bar & Grille in the heart of downtown tonight with FIVE - yes FIVE - members of the opposite sex where I had jalapeno popper flavored mac & cheese and Trumer Pils. And all I had to do was leave the tip at the end.
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