GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

We will be rolling in sometime Friday evening. I have to pry Romo away from the poker tables in Tunica first thing Friday morning (I've already told him that we will be on the road by 7:00 a.m. and to behave accordingly Thursday night), then we are planning a small-ish detour at one of my best friend's new restaurants in Ft. Worth.

My hope is that we will be there by 8 or 9 Friday night but that may be unrealistic/overly optimistic. I will plan to stay in touch with cosholers via phone or text over the course of Friday.

Oh hell....you guys are driving? Be safe, please.

Yeah, I-35 south from DFW is a mother on Fridays.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

We will be rolling in sometime Friday evening. I have to pry Romo away from the poker tables in Tunica first thing Friday morning (I've already told him that we will be on the road by 7:00 a.m. and to behave accordingly Thursday night), then we are planning a small-ish detour at one of my best friend's new restaurants in Ft. Worth.My hope is that we will be there by 8 or 9 Friday night but that may be unrealistic/overly optimistic. I will plan to stay in touch with cosholers via phone or text over the course of Friday.

He knows you can do that online, right?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

We will be rolling in sometime Friday evening. I have to pry Romo away from the poker tables in Tunica first thing Friday morning (I've already told him that we will be on the road by 7:00 a.m. and to behave accordingly Thursday night), then we are planning a small-ish detour at one of my best friend's new restaurants in Ft. Worth.

My hope is that we will be there by 8 or 9 Friday night but that may be unrealistic/overly optimistic. I will plan to stay in touch with cosholers via phone or text over the course of Friday.

Oh hell....you guys are driving? Be safe, please.

Yeah, I-35 south from DFW is a mother on Fridays.

Whatever...I drive the DC Beltway every day - AKA, Suicide Alley. Thank God I haven't been popped DUI in 30 years; being clever and all that.

 

[YSR]

We will be rolling in sometime Friday evening. I have to pry Romo away from the poker tables in Tunica first thing Friday morning (I've already told him that we will be on the road by 7:00 a.m. and to behave accordingly Thursday night), then we are planning a small-ish detour at one of my best friend's new restaurants in Ft. Worth.My hope is that we will be there by 8 or 9 Friday night but that may be unrealistic/overly optimistic. I will plan to stay in touch with cosholers via phone or text over the course of Friday.

He knows you can do that online, right?

OH, HE KNOWS.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

 

[flysack]

Serious question here.Did we ever finalize how the masses who aren't attending Coshole will be receiving their coshole updates?Streaming Camera? Computer at the front desk permanently logged to GMTAN thread? Twitter? Ultra elite text message threads?

A live webcam in Cos' living room would be cool.And I mean that in a non-I'm-planning-to-make-crock-pot-chicken kind of way.

 

[EYLive]

There's a lady that I'm facebook friends with that wishes every one a happy birthday by posting on her own wall and not on the birthdayboy/girl's wall. I'm not sure if it's shtick (probably not since she's like 55 years old) or if she's clueless about how FB works, but it's level 7 annoying.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

wat

 

[General Malaise]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

I know he's updated the whole thing in page 1, but he makes Guster look like a Haiku. Can somebody please just provide cliff's notes in here?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's a lady that I'm facebook friends with that wishes every one a happy birthday by posting on her own wall and not on the birthdayboy/girl's wall. I'm not sure if it's shtick (probably not since she's like 55 years old) or if she's clueless about how FB works, but it's level 7 annoying.

lol lou used to do this almost every day.

 

[General Malaise]

There's a lady that I'm facebook friends with that wishes every one a happy birthday by posting on her own wall and not on the birthdayboy/girl's wall. I'm not sure if it's shtick (probably not since she's like 55 years old) or if she's clueless about how FB works, but it's level 7 annoying.

You should befriend my mother on FB. I assure you, the cluelessness is NOT shtick and my mother takes it to new levels of bad.

 

[EYLive]

Serious question here.Did we ever finalize how the masses who aren't attending Coshole will be receiving their coshole updates?Streaming Camera? Computer at the front desk permanently logged to GMTAN thread? Twitter? Ultra elite text message threads?

A live webcam in Cos' living room would be cool.And I mean that in a non-I'm-planning-to-make-crock-pot-chicken kind of way.

Hatcam Not good for Aaron.Spy glasses Good for kissy drunk wives.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

#noprudeShe's closer to right than wrong, given who she's talking to

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

I know he's updated the whole thing in page 1, but he makes Guster look like a Haiku. Can somebody please just provide cliff's notes in here?

The best I can figure is that AR and his wife have an "open marriage". AR loaned some Asian chick a bunch of money and they ended up doing the nasty. Then she went all kamikaze on him. There was also a lot of wardrobe talk and some Golden Tee.Honestly I'm probably totally wrong.

 

[Kal El]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

I know he's updated the whole thing in page 1, but he makes Guster look like a Haiku. Can somebody please just provide cliff's notes in here?

The best I can figure is that AR and his wife have an "open marriage". AR loaned some Asian chick a bunch of money and they ended up doing the nasty. Then she went all kamikaze on him. There was also a lot of wardrobe talk and some Golden Tee.Honestly I'm probably totally wrong.

I got the open marriage, but he didn't let the Mrs. know about the money he loaned, and now that's causing trouble. His wife is apparently into chicks, though.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Just so y'all know, I sing this at 3 a.m. every morning:

 

[Disco Stu]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

 

[Gadzooks]

There's a lady that I'm facebook friends with that wishes every one a happy birthday by posting on her own wall and not on the birthdayboy/girl's wall. I'm not sure if it's shtick (probably not since she's like 55 years old) or if she's clueless about how FB works, but it's level 7 annoying.

You should befriend my mother on FB. I assure you, the cluelessness is NOT shtick and my mother takes it to new levels of bad.

Request sent. Still waiting for Tanner-Mother to accept.

 

[Thorn]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Serious question here.Did we ever finalize how the masses who aren't attending Coshole will be receiving their coshole updates?Streaming Camera? Computer at the front desk permanently logged to GMTAN thread? Twitter? Ultra elite text message threads?

What happens in Coshole, stays in Coshole.

Buried with Bob's corpse

Serious question here.Did we ever finalize how the masses who aren't attending Coshole will be receiving their coshole updates?Streaming Camera? Computer at the front desk permanently logged to GMTAN thread? Twitter? Ultra elite text message threads?

Also need arrival times if possible. I don't think I'll make it to the Super Bowl party but Friday lunch or something is likely doable.

Some folks are coming in around noon Friday. I forget who. Thorn? YSR? Gusher? STLB?We could probably do a 1-2pm lunch. Maybe Amaya's?

Yea I get in just before noon Friday.

We get in at 1:40

There's a lady that I'm facebook friends with that wishes every one a happy birthday by posting on her own wall and not on the birthdayboy/girl's wall. I'm not sure if it's shtick (probably not since she's like 55 years old) or if she's clueless about how FB works, but it's level 7 annoying.

You should befriend my mother on FB. I assure you, the cluelessness is NOT shtick and my mother takes it to new levels of bad.

Friend request sent

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

That you have to pay 1/20th of a rack for.

 

[Thorn]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

That you have to pay 1/20th of a rack for.

But you get to see lots of racks?

 

[Disco Stu]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

From yelp...

Imagine if a gay bar Halloween party and a strip club Halloween party were to have a baby....no, imagine if Mardi Gras had a super sexy, blatantly flirtatious Latino cousin.....no, imagine that dream you have with all the sexy demons and angels and they all want to have sex with you. Yeah, put all that together and you can get an idea.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

From yelp...

Imagine if a gay bar Halloween party and a strip club Halloween party were to have a baby....no, imagine if Mardi Gras had a super sexy, blatantly flirtatious Latino cousin.....no, imagine that dream you have with all the sexy demons and angels and they all want to have sex with you. Yeah, put all that together and you can get an idea.

So we're going to need a couple dozen hits of X.

 

[flysack]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

I know he's updated the whole thing in page 1, but he makes Guster look like a Haiku. Can somebody please just provide cliff's notes in here?

The best I can figure is that AR and his wife have an "open marriage". AR loaned some Asian chick a bunch of money and they ended up doing the nasty. Then she went all kamikaze on him. There was also a lot of wardrobe talk and some Golden Tee.

Honestly I'm probably totally wrong.

I got the open marriage, but he didn't let the Mrs. know about the money he loaned, and now that's causing trouble. His wife is apparently into chicks, though.

Oh it's more than that. AR is half convinced she's a full blown lesbo who only married him for the money and sperm donation. That thread has all kinds of popcorn.

Nothing against AR. I've always liked the guy. He just marches to a different drummer.

 

[General Malaise]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

From yelp...

Imagine if a gay bar Halloween party and a strip club Halloween party were to have a baby....no, imagine if Mardi Gras had a super sexy, blatantly flirtatious Latino cousin.....no, imagine that dream you have with all the sexy demons and angels and they all want to have sex with you. Yeah, put all that together and you can get an idea.

Doesn't anybody just go to 6th Street and chill anymore?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

#noprudeShe's closer to right than wrong, given who she's talking to

i'm not taking sides, as I could never even fathom what AR has got going on...but you can tell ARs actions cut deep for whatever reason. It's like she won't quit until AR admits that he was wrong and apologizes to all women everywhere.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

#noprudeShe's closer to right than wrong, given who she's talking to

i'm not taking sides, as I could never even fathom what AR has got going on...but you can tell ARs actions cut deep for whatever reason. It's like she won't quit until AR admits that he was wrong and apologizes to all women everywhere.

That's kind of her m.o., no?

 

[General Malaise]

Iamsmilin sure taking personal vendetta in AR's thread

#noprudeShe's closer to right than wrong, given who she's talking to

i'm not taking sides, as I could never even fathom what AR has got going on...but you can tell ARs actions cut deep for whatever reason. It's like she won't quit until AR admits that he was wrong and apologizes to all women everywhere.

And there's no way this is a fishing trip?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

There's a lady that I'm facebook friends with that wishes every one a happy birthday by posting on her own wall and not on the birthdayboy/girl's wall. I'm not sure if it's shtick (probably not since she's like 55 years old) or if she's clueless about how FB works, but it's level 7 annoying.

You should befriend my mother on FB. I assure you, the cluelessness is NOT shtick and my mother takes it to new levels of bad.

Request sent. Still waiting for Tanner-Mother to accept.

This is shtick, right?

 

[General Malaise]

There's a lady that I'm facebook friends with that wishes every one a happy birthday by posting on her own wall and not on the birthdayboy/girl's wall. I'm not sure if it's shtick (probably not since she's like 55 years old) or if she's clueless about how FB works, but it's level 7 annoying.

You should befriend my mother on FB. I assure you, the cluelessness is NOT shtick and my mother takes it to new levels of bad.

Request sent. Still waiting for Tanner-Mother to accept.

This is shtick, right?

Yeah, I really don't want to have to explain this to her.

 

[Disco Stu]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

From yelp...

Imagine if a gay bar Halloween party and a strip club Halloween party were to have a baby....no, imagine if Mardi Gras had a super sexy, blatantly flirtatious Latino cousin.....no, imagine that dream you have with all the sexy demons and angels and they all want to have sex with you. Yeah, put all that together and you can get an idea.

Doesn't anybody just go to 6th Street and chill anymore?

Yes. Assuming the "and harass unsuspecting young coeds" is implied.

 

[Mr.Pack]

This is about a mile away from my house. Made it to the front page of Reddit /r/funny

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

From yelp...

Imagine if a gay bar Halloween party and a strip club Halloween party were to have a baby....no, imagine if Mardi Gras had a super sexy, blatantly flirtatious Latino cousin.....no, imagine that dream you have with all the sexy demons and angels and they all want to have sex with you. Yeah, put all that together and you can get an idea.

Doesn't anybody just go to 6th Street and chill anymore?

Yes. Assuming the "and harass unsuspecting young coeds" is implied.

Man..my old stomping grounds.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Anything good in the last 20-25 pages?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Last thing I saw was CQ's, "Do you at least try harder now" response to k4. I laughed, btw.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Why wait for :e:?An American business man was visiting Japan on business. His first night in town, he decides to visit a prostitute. In the throes of passion as he reaches his peak, the prostitutes begins screaming "Nichgianyi! Nichgianyi!" He is amazed at his performance and has a great night's sleep.The next day, he is at the golf course with his Japanese business colleagues. Unbelievably, one f them actually make a hole in one. To show his entusiasm and knowledge of the culture, he begins to shout, "Nichgianyi! Nichgianyi!." The golfer gives him a cold stare and says. "What you mean, wrong hole?

 

[Gadzooks]

There's a lady that I'm facebook friends with that wishes every one a happy birthday by posting on her own wall and not on the birthdayboy/girl's wall. I'm not sure if it's shtick (probably not since she's like 55 years old) or if she's clueless about how FB works, but it's level 7 annoying.

You should befriend my mother on FB. I assure you, the cluelessness is NOT shtick and my mother takes it to new levels of bad.

Request sent. Still waiting for Tanner-Mother to accept.

This is shtick, right?

Yeah, I really don't want to have to explain this to her.

Fine. I won't even ask if I can send her shot videos.

 

[Bogart]

We will be rolling in sometime Friday evening. I have to pry Romo away from the poker tables in Tunica first thing Friday morning (I've already told him that we will be on the road by 7:00 a.m. and to behave accordingly Thursday night), then we are planning a small-ish detour at one of my best friend's new restaurants in Ft. Worth.

My hope is that we will be there by 8 or 9 Friday night but that may be unrealistic/overly optimistic. I will plan to stay in touch with cosholers via phone or text over the course of Friday.

Name?

 

[Bogart]

Stu, Uni and I will be down sometime early on Friday, still working out the details. I'm not sure if I have ever pulled into Austin without stopping at Whip In first, but can probably figure it out.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought GM would appreciate this.We were in Elk, CA (Population 238, iirc) over the weekend. There's not much IN Elk, CA. Driving in any direction from Elk, CA doesn't produce much more, unless you're trying to find an ocean, in which case driving west would quickly end your search.About 25 miles outisde Elk, in Fort Bragg, we happened upon a store that produced the following from my wife: "Oh, holy ####ing hell, I've never been so happy to see a Rite Aid in my life."I don't think we'll be moving to Elk anytime soon.

 

[17seconds]

Something I stumbled upon browsing youtube

It's a guy owning some angsty kid in the first person shooter game Modern Warfare

Funny stuff throughout, but 8:30 is gold IMO

NSFW language

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Something I stumbled upon browsing youtube

It's a guy owning some angsty kid in the first person shooter game Modern Warfare

Ahem...that is Modern Warfare 3. That map is called "Dome".

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Something I stumbled upon browsing youtubeIt's a guy owning some angsty kid in the first person shooter game Modern Warfare

GAAAAAY.

 

[General Malaise]

I thought GM would appreciate this.We were in Elk, CA (Population 238, iirc) over the weekend. There's not much IN Elk, CA. Driving in any direction from Elk, CA doesn't produce much more, unless you're trying to find an ocean, in which case driving west would quickly end your search.About 25 miles outisde Elk, in Fort Bragg, we happened upon a store that produced the following from my wife: "Oh, holy ####ing hell, I've never been so happy to see a Rite Aid in my life."I don't think we'll be moving to Elk anytime soon.

She's a smart woman.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought GM would appreciate this.

We were in Elk, CA (Population 238, iirc) over the weekend. There's not much IN Elk, CA. Driving in any direction from Elk, CA doesn't produce much more, unless you're trying to find an ocean, in which case driving west would quickly end your search.

About 25 miles outisde Elk, in Fort Bragg, we happened upon a store that produced the following from my wife: "Oh, holy ####ing hell, I've never been so happy to see a Rite Aid in my life."

I don't think we'll be moving to Elk anytime soon.

She's a smart woman.

Wait 'til I tell the other story.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I thought GM would appreciate this.

We were in Elk, CA (Population 238, iirc) over the weekend. There's not much IN Elk, CA. Driving in any direction from Elk, CA doesn't produce much more, unless you're trying to find an ocean, in which case driving west would quickly end your search.

About 25 miles outisde Elk, in Fort Bragg, we happened upon a store that produced the following from my wife: "Oh, holy ####ing hell, I've never been so happy to see a Rite Aid in my life."

I don't think we'll be moving to Elk anytime soon.

She's a smart woman.

Wait 'til I tell the other story.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I thought GM would appreciate this.

We were in Elk, CA (Population 238, iirc) over the weekend. There's not much IN Elk, CA. Driving in any direction from Elk, CA doesn't produce much more, unless you're trying to find an ocean, in which case driving west would quickly end your search.

About 25 miles outisde Elk, in Fort Bragg, we happened upon a store that produced the following from my wife: "Oh, holy ####ing hell, I've never been so happy to see a Rite Aid in my life."

I don't think we'll be moving to Elk anytime soon.

Go figure.

 

[cosjobs]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

From yelp...

Imagine if a gay bar Halloween party and a strip club Halloween party were to have a baby....no, imagine if Mardi Gras had a super sexy, blatantly flirtatious Latino cousin.....no, imagine that dream you have with all the sexy demons and angels and they all want to have sex with you. Yeah, put all that together and you can get an idea.

pretty spot on

 

[cosjobs]

It's my first trip to Austin, so I'll want to get out and be stupid in bars in addition to Albert Oaks

I've heard there are a lot of girls in Austin...

So this Carnaval thing is basically like a smaller, enclosed Mardi Gras?

From yelp...

Imagine if a gay bar Halloween party and a strip club Halloween party were to have a baby....no, imagine if Mardi Gras had a super sexy, blatantly flirtatious Latino cousin.....no, imagine that dream you have with all the sexy demons and angels and they all want to have sex with you. Yeah, put all that together and you can get an idea.

Doesn't anybody just go to 6th Street and chill anymore?

Sure, if they want to chill with hordes of drunken frat boys.