Bogart
Footballguy
She did ask if he was straight.
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proninja
Footballguy
"I think he's on the phone with his fiancee"
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
strykerpks
Footballguy
Summerfest would be an awesome time for the denizens of this thread. I don't have a bed and breakfast though. Can't make people come here and get a hotel.Sounds like Frosty could host quite a few people though.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
LOLOLL
The Ref
Footballguy
So who won Q3?Big congrats to Uruk on that safety hitEnjoy the rest of your time down there folks and thanks for having me as part of #cossquares
cosjobs
Footballguy
In if i have the chance to meet the ramsay experience
I thought you did?So who won Q3?Big congrats to Uruk on that safety hit
Britney Spears
guest speaker
We weren't exactly thinking clearly at that point. Seriously, I have no idea how the weekend progressed so well. I felt like there was some sort of formal agenda that everyone else had but me.I don't think it was intentional.Wow that is really mean, but it made me laugh out loud.This was like 5 years ago. Only thing I remember is that I had to take a #### in the clubhouse after we played, and when I came out, everyone had left.'Binky The Doormat said:Can we get some color commentary on the golf outing? Who went? Anyone play worth a ####?'Britney Spears said:He was definitely not awake at golf. I think someone was maneuvering his body around like weekend at Bernie's.:finger:What about naps - how do those factor in? Didn't GM take a power nap in the bathroom at a Mellyhole?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Have you seen stu? /boner
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Send me his his social security number and last known location and I'll see what I can do gb.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Crying here.This deserves a tad more description as it was quite the highlight. GM.rose from tge outside couch you guys saw in the pic to head to bed at 9 or 10 or whatever. 20 minutes later as we are all still gathered around watching UFC he walks by in the hallway with the ducks shirt and just some boxer briefs. On his 2nd pass through I see he us holding a half used bottle of KC Masterpiece that he mistook for a bottle of water from cosfridge.He came out on the patio and did some stretches and lunges in his skivvies. YSR tried in vain to determine what time our GB's flight to Dallas is in the morning. I think SLB helped him back to his room. Effing barbecue sauce.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Yeah, I know where that guy is.
T Bell
Footballguy
"Usually."
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
He and fatguyinalittlecoat should do some choreographed dance moves specifically for cornholes.
Post thorn dance vidsI'm imagining spike jonze in moby video.
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Insoxicated
This is probably balls on accurate
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Again, I haven't read anything since last night, but if no one mentioned it (and I wouldn't if I wasn't hammered) but SLB bought our dinner last might. For like 47 preople. SLB is friggin awesome. Even though I'm 98% sure his wife kinda hates me. I'm sooooooo friggin drumk I'm actuelly correcting mt autocorrect to keeps it rill. Disco Stu is a master. I wanna be him when I grows up.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
John Candy voice.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Again, I haven't read anything since last night, but if no one mentioned it (and I wouldn't if I wasn't hammered) but SLB bought our dinner last might. For like 47 preople. SLB is friggin awesome. Even though I'm 98% sure his wife kinda hates me. I'm sooooooo friggin drumk I'm actuelly correcting mt autocorrect to keeps it rill. Disco Stu is a master. I wanna be him when I grows up.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Hanging on the patio solo. All the bar heroes are otherwise occupied. Man my timing is just turrible.
flysack
Footballguy
Catch up Hippling.
IN.I can guarantee a Larry Boy appearance
I might be able to make that. Am I normal? Am I acceptable? I could see the wife and I making a nice road trip down to DC. I've never been there. It'd be hella fun busting some bro tears at the Lincoln Monument half tanked at 10am, hanging on his giant leg like a sad dog in heat. "I love you, man. You freed all the coloreds and that was just right, man, right."
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Hoping this turns out to be as interesting as I'm imagining right now.
Guster
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Hey, you kicked me out and told me to go to bed
Glad y'all had an awesome time. Was fun following it here and on twitter. Wish I coulda made it FWIW, they key to these cornholes is everyone staying in the same location (i.e. bed/breakfast, huge house) and not a hotel. Most of the fun is the general hanging out and the stupid as hijinx that happens there.
FWIW, they key to these cornholes is everyone staying in the same location (i.e. bed/breakfast, huge house) and not a hotel. Most of the fun is the general hanging out and the stupid as hijinx that happens there.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
That poor girl stuck around for a really long time. Albert Oaks is quiet at 7. Where's Uruk?
Guster
Footballguy
The Ravens won. He won. Pretty sure the dude wants to keep on dreaming this dream for a while longer
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
On the patio listening to my liver cuss me out.Who set off the car alarm this morning?The Ravens won. He won. Pretty sure the dude wants to keep on dreaming this dream for a while longer
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Puma jacket = 
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Whats the over/under on number of words in your upcoming novella about your weekend recap?Albert Oaks is gonna need a little drying out after this weekendAbsolutely epic trip. Cos was an amazing host and as has been mentioned tons of times, everyone there was awesome. On the plane now looking forward to catching up on some sleep.
Guster
Footballguy
That was Michael (that's his name, right?). SmoothOn the patio listening to my liver cuss me out.Who set off the car alarm this morning?The Ravens won. He won. Pretty sure the dude wants to keep on dreaming this dream for a while longer
krista4
Footballguy
Just a quick note to thank everyone, especially cos who really is the fantastic host everyone says, in addition to being a real sweetheart (hope that doesn't destroy his rep). I honestly was nervous and uncomfortable about showing up, but no one in the group was less than warm and welcoming. And seeing Bill not only have his team win but get $1000 to boot was the highlight of the day.Think I'm going to wear my new Stoner Poodle coshole t-shirt on the plane. Go ahead and judge me, skywaitresses!
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Wear it proudly, girl!
flysack
Footballguy
So you did make it? I thought you were in Atlanta? Do rich people have teleporters now?
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Tell me they're better trained than that. Seems to me that not making eye-contact with a Palladium Level flyer should be day one material.
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