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Josie Maran
Footballguy
Let's not get crazy here.
true.Herd leaving the group to head to a strip club by himself and then live blogging about it in this thread was up there too.I'm sure we are missing most of the good stuff though.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I almost killed a guy at the bar last night.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
You pushed, didn't you?I almost killed a guy at the bar last night.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I'm thinking Joe Pesci in Casino. 
T Bell
Footballguy
So you got an epic mount then?
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Took me like 2 days to get this. Hilarious.
bentley
Footballguy
Ill tell you one thing. GM seems to only have one speed - balls out. In the 20 drive from the airport to Albert Oaks, we had an impassioned dscussion about the future of uranium, the important role that sports play in boys' lives and how GM could never move back to Dallas because of the snotty guys he grew up with. He had a set of voice impressions for each topic. I'm not sure I managed to get in more than 8 or 10 words on the whole drive over. I'm sure he wouldn't have listened anyhow.
Guster
Footballguy
Big congrats to the winners!Quarter 1 ($500): Baltimore 7 - San Francisco 3 (Krista4)Quarter 2 ($500): Baltimore 21 - San Francisco 6 (Kevzilla)Quarter 3 ($500): Baltimore 28 - San Francisco 23 (The Ref)Quarter 4/Final ($1000): Baltimore 34 - San Francisco 31 (Uruk-Hai)I paid Kev in cash in person. I'll be in touch with Krista, The Ref and U-H tonight to get them their winnings
thanks for running that Guster.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
eaganwildcats
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
3 of the 4 winners were coshole attendees?
Guster
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Good plan. You need to ween off of it slowly.
Guster
Footballguy
I know...3 of the 4 winners were coshole attendees?
krista4
Footballguy
Would have been 4 for 4 if the Ravens had just kicked the damn FG at the end of the first half.3 of the 4 winners were coshole attendees?
Abraham
Footballguy
To be fair, we bought a lot of squares. Plus it was much easier to "modify" the board in person.I know...3 of the 4 winners were coshole attendees?
krista4
Footballguy
I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening. 
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
A conf call an hour before the Super Bowl? #### those guys.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Am I correct for making fun of my wife for choosing shortbread cookies? - the most boringest of all girl scout cookies
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I'd have filled in for you. Could've been legendary shtick.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
I'd have filled in for you. Could've been legendary shtick.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
RETAAAAAAAIIINER!I'd have filled in for you. Could've been legendary shtick.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
krista4
Footballguy
5:30 Central. During the Super Bowl. So stupid.A conf call an hour before the Super Bowl? #### those guys.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.
I'd have filled in for you. Could've been legendary shtick.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.
Oh my god, if I'm really quitting, this would have been worth it.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Not too late to make this happen5:30 Central. During the Super Bowl. So stupid.A conf call an hour before the Super Bowl? #### those guys.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.I'd have filled in for you. Could've been legendary shtick.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.
krista4
Footballguy
I'm on another one right now. Should I send Homer the dial-in info?Not too late to make this happen5:30 Central. During the Super Bowl. So stupid.A conf call an hour before the Super Bowl? #### those guys.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.I'd have filled in for you. Could've been legendary shtick.I didn't check my work e-mail for a day and see that there was a conference call I was supposed to be on...at 5:30 yesterday evening.
Forgot to mention that another highlight for me were the Stoner Poodles and the little yippy dog that was always bouncing around between them. Those dogs rocked.
fatguyinalittlecoat
Footballguy
They're boring but you get like three times as many of them as you do with some of the other ones. Obviously your wife likes a good value.
krista4
Footballguy
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Probably why she married a Jew
Abraham
Footballguy
I bought some of those for my little girl since she doesn't like complex pastries.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Guster
Footballguy
I don't think this weekend helpedJust once....ONCE...I'd like a picture of me kicking some assssssssss or looking normal.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
If I tried to describe this weekend, this event, all of you that I met, well, I don't have the vocabulary or skills to completely do it justice. It was one great time though. The only thing that would have made it better is if more people here would have been able to make it.Really sorry to the guys that we stiffed on lunch. Turns out I misread the e-mail about our flight being delayed and we flat out missed it. Yeah.So in conclusion, you are all awesome. Thank you for such a great time. Thanks for being so kind to Mrs. SLB.P & SYou haven't lived until you're blind drunk and your wife says "hey check out those Girl Scouts" to HJS.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
"Arrrrgh! I hate balancing this checkbook....hey you, what are you doing tonight?"
Guster
Footballguy
Still retreading from this weekend, but hoping we got more info than thisNo longer with gf, but out with random chick and her sister...developing....
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That was winning. I would hate to see losing. BTW, I think Mrs. SLB is a little sweet on Homie.
-fish-
Footballguy
still only sex with one woman at a time.Still retreading from this weekend, but hoping we got more info than thisNo longer with gf, but out with random chick and her sister...developing....
Guster
Footballguy
This pretty accurately describes the drinking this weekend.I should probably stop drinking for the night.
#24hourcoverage
cosjobs
Footballguy
I was approached by Lady today that wants to use AO to house a womens soccer team for two month. Six players ages 22-29 (the rest live here or are staying elsewhere). I think I need to do these, even tho I would probably lose a little money. They'd be staying in the rooms that housed Stu, Bogie, uni, homer, gm and kevzilla.How could I capitalize on hosting them?
EYLive
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