GM's thread about nothing (64 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

How did HJS end up with this pants down? Did he lose win a bet?

He also voluntarily dropped them when he came home Sunday night. It wasn't really that much different than seeing him during the day, since his sitting at the poker table always resulted in our being able to see not only his boxers but a fair amount of his disturbingly wide butt-crack. YSR and I debated dropping something in it, like a Space Shuttle, but I'm not sure anyone ever did.

Guster> My link

I hate you guys.

My link

My link

??

 

[Mr. Pickles]

sounds like if it wasn't for GM and Homer, the weekend would have been a lot less memorable. Good job, guys.

Sounds like it was an alpha convention.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yes I do not make the address easy to find. First off, I like the secluded, off the grid setting I have and will not even put up a sign.Second, too many people already call late at night looking for a room. I sure as hell don't want them knocking at my door in the middle of the night. If I don't know someone is coming and when, I do not want them and make no attempt to make them feel welcome (except someone like you who I halfway expected and were part of a group already there).

Yeah, no ####. Not sure how we eventually got the cabbie there.

 

[cosjobs]

Just got an email for YSR and she claimed that I was Romo's favorite Its probably because he spent more time with the rest of you.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Just got an email for YSR and she claimed that I was Romo's favorite Its probably because he spent more time with the rest of you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I appreciate all the kind words I have received. To help ensure I am able to stay open for business next year, please add a few comments/reviews to my website.My link

Will do.Speaking of staying open for business... did you come out ok money wise on this?

Netted out a couple hundred, a box of leftover half-full booze (no pappy), and a couple cases of beer. And I am cool with that. I just did not want to go negative. Getting this together and making it work and be fun was my main objective and that was accomplished. I cannot express how satisfying it was.I won't name names and certainly do not want to embarrass anyone, but in situations like this the staff should get a tip. Most of you did and I imagine the couple who did not just forgot in the midst of their foggy hangovers. I covered those that did not and still came out slightly ahead, so we're all good.Also, I only had to turn down two reservation requests for that weekend, so the lost revenue was not bad.

Thanks again.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got an email for YSR and she claimed that I was Romo's favorite Its probably because he spent more time with the rest of you.

The one afternoon I see YSR coming out of their room and say something like "well don't you look nice". That's when I noticed Romo behind her. After she walked by I told him I was really talking to him. He got this nervous smile on his face then just . I think I then worked the word fabulous in there. I walked into the kitchen and had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. I blame the pot. Later that night at the restaurant YSR sits down putting his seat right next to me. He hesitates, looks all over the place, then makes YSR scoot down the bench a good 4 feet so he wouldn't have to sit next to me. IT WAS A JOKE ROMO!!Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

 

[UOFI_316]

I've often wondered why people planning for retirement don't focus on dividend paying stocks. Seems like a better idea then buying looking just for the price to increase.

What's the best way to find stocks with good dividends?

I think the better question is how to find GOOD STOCKS that pay dividends. There are still hundreds of companies that will pay a dividend (and I think more equities will follow suit as the hunt for yield intensifies) and not all of them are worth your investment. Historically, utility companies, oil/gas, railroads...mature companies with good earnings have paid the most attractive dividends. A Duke Energy, for example, pays a nice 4% dividend, but at 90 bucks a share, you aren't buying too many shares unless your name rhymes with MistaDoor. Do a simple google search for 'how to pick a dividend paying stock' and you'll return dozens of good articles on how to find the right stocks for you.

My link

Leroy Hoard invests in stocks??

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I wish I could think up shtick this good.

 

[flysack]

The one afternoon I see YSR coming out of their room and say something like "well don't you look nice". That's when I noticed Romo behind her. After she walked by I told him I was really talking to him. He got this nervous smile on his face then just . I think I then worked the word fabulous in there. I walked into the kitchen and had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. I blame the pot. Later that night at the restaurant YSR sits down putting his seat right next to me. He hesitates, looks all over the place, then makes YSR scoot down the bench a good 4 feet so he wouldn't have to sit next to me. IT WAS A JOKE ROMO!!

I love gay shtick.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I appreciate all the kind words I have received. To help ensure I am able to stay open for business next year, please add a few comments/reviews to my website.My link

Will do.Speaking of staying open for business... did you come out ok money wise on this?

Netted out a couple hundred, a box of leftover half-full booze (no pappy), and a couple cases of beer. And I am cool with that. I just did not want to go negative. Getting this together and making it work and be fun was my main objective and that was accomplished. I cannot express how satisfying it was.I won't name names and certainly do not want to embarrass anyone, but in situations like this the staff should get a tip. Most of you did and I imagine the couple who did not just forgot in the midst of their foggy hangovers. I covered those that did not and still came out slightly ahead, so we're all good.Also, I only had to turn down two reservation requests for that weekend, so the lost revenue was not bad.

Thanks again.

Agreed. I don't know if I mentioned this before, but cos put me in a bedroom in his own house instead of in the B&B. I had asked to be somewhat separate because I have a tendency to keep early hours and I sometimes get hacking fits in the morning or at random times (not pretty - I think Bob, GM, & COlin saw some of that before dinner on Saturday - sorry guys). But I was thinking more with my request of being in the smallest BR in the B&B or a couch (or staying in a hotel, something I am SO glad cos didn't let me do). He invited some dude he didn't know to stay with himself, his awesome wife, and the dogs......and didn't seem to worry a damned bit. I can't say much more than he and coswife are fine people.Oh yeah - Meat Purse. Thorn mentioned that cos stole the leftover meat from the dinner at Salt Lick. Sunday morning, coswife comes out on the patio asking if anyone's seen a red purse. Immediately the chivalrous gents out there start flipping cushions, chipping up concrete, calling in drones, and drinking - all to find our damsel in distress' purse (I think YSR actually looked in practical places while we were being idiots). Turns out cos used coswife as a mule to smuggle the meat out and, while she removed it from her purse when she got home, the aroma remained. Because the dogs (I suspect StonerPoodle was the ringleader) took her purse through the doggie door and out into the garden.All lived happily everafter, as the pooches didn't appear to try to eat the meat-smell.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Just got an email for YSR and she claimed that I was Romo's favorite Its probably because he spent more time with the rest of you.

The one afternoon I see YSR coming out of their room and say something like "well don't you look nice". That's when I noticed Romo behind her. After she walked by I told him I was really talking to him. He got this nervous smile on his face then just . I think I then worked the word fabulous in there. I walked into the kitchen and had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. I blame the pot. Later that night at the restaurant YSR sits down putting his seat right next to me. He hesitates, looks all over the place, then makes YSR scoot down the bench a good 4 feet so he wouldn't have to sit next to me. IT WAS A JOKE ROMO!!Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

I asked why she didn't read or post here. She just wrinkled her nose up when I said it, but I saw an evil light begin to gleam in her eyes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wish I could think up shtick this good.

The one afternoon I see YSR coming out of their room and say something like "well don't you look nice". That's when I noticed Romo behind her. After she walked by I told him I was really talking to him. He got this nervous smile on his face then just . I think I then worked the word fabulous in there. I walked into the kitchen and had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. I blame the pot. Later that night at the restaurant YSR sits down putting his seat right next to me. He hesitates, looks all over the place, then makes YSR scoot down the bench a good 4 feet so he wouldn't have to sit next to me. IT WAS A JOKE ROMO!!

I love gay shtick.

I actually felt bad later because he is such a nice guy. He looked legitimately concerned Saturday though.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

start hiding jewelry-related posts

 

[UOFI_316]

Oh yeah - Meat Purse. Thorn mentioned that cos stole the leftover meat from the dinner at Salt Lick. Sunday morning, coswife comes out on the patio asking if anyone's seen a red purse. Immediately the chivalrous gents out there start flipping cushions, chipping up concrete, calling in drones, and drinking - all to find our damsel in distress' purse (I think YSR actually looked in practical places while we were being idiot

s). Turns out cos used coswife as a mule to smuggle the meat out and, while she removed it from her purse when she got home, the aroma remained. Because the dogs (I suspect StonerPoodle was the ringleader) took her purse through the doggie door and out into the garden.

All lived happily everafter, as the pooches didn't appear to try to eat the meat-smell.

Sure that wasn't were GM was going with the bottle of BBQ sauce??

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I asked why she didn't read or post here. She just wrinkled her nose up when I said it, but.......

Well, it has been cool guys.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

start hiding jewelry-related posts

UH OH

 

[Abraham]

I wish I could think up shtick this good.

The one afternoon I see YSR coming out of their room and say something like "well don't you look nice". That's when I noticed Romo behind her. After she walked by I told him I was really talking to him. He got this nervous smile on his face then just . I think I then worked the word fabulous in there. I walked into the kitchen and had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. I blame the pot. Later that night at the restaurant YSR sits down putting his seat right next to me. He hesitates, looks all over the place, then makes YSR scoot down the bench a good 4 feet so he wouldn't have to sit next to me. IT WAS A JOKE ROMO!!

I love gay shtick.

I actually felt bad later because he is such a nice guy. He looked legitimately concerned Saturday though.

Like I said, he seemed to have a perpetual look of fear/apprehension/confusion working most of the time. And I can't blame him. If my wife made me drive 1000 miles for a meet up with a bunch of drinking, smoking, swearing dudes from an Internet site i would probably spend the weekend waiting for a hidden camera show to appear. Or on the phone with a divorce lawyer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

start hiding jewelry-related posts

UH OH

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wish I could think up shtick this good.

The one afternoon I see YSR coming out of their room and say something like "well don't you look nice". That's when I noticed Romo behind her. After she walked by I told him I was really talking to him. He got this nervous smile on his face then just . I think I then worked the word fabulous in there. I walked into the kitchen and had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. I blame the pot. Later that night at the restaurant YSR sits down putting his seat right next to me. He hesitates, looks all over the place, then makes YSR scoot down the bench a good 4 feet so he wouldn't have to sit next to me. IT WAS A JOKE ROMO!!

I love gay shtick.

I actually felt bad later because he is such a nice guy. He looked legitimately concerned Saturday though.

Like I said, he seemed to have a perpetual look of fear/apprehension/confusion working most of the time. And I can't blame him. If my wife made me drive 1000 miles for a meet up with a bunch of drinking, smoking, swearing dudes from an Internet site i would probably spend the weekend waiting for a hidden camera show to appear. Or on the phone with a divorce lawyer.

 

[YSR]

I wish I could think up shtick this good.

The one afternoon I see YSR coming out of their room and say something like "well don't you look nice". That's when I noticed Romo behind her. After she walked by I told him I was really talking to him. He got this nervous smile on his face then just . I think I then worked the word fabulous in there. I walked into the kitchen and had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. I blame the pot. Later that night at the restaurant YSR sits down putting his seat right next to me. He hesitates, looks all over the place, then makes YSR scoot down the bench a good 4 feet so he wouldn't have to sit next to me. IT WAS A JOKE ROMO!!

I love gay shtick.

I actually felt bad later because he is such a nice guy. He looked legitimately concerned Saturday though.

So glad you explained this. He was genuinely confused Saturday night because I guess you said something to him along the lines of, "hey man, I was just playing around last night when I was talking about how good you looked". I guarantee you that he has no recollection of the original homoerotic comments. He's not one to pay a ton of attention at times.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh yeah - Meat Purse. Thorn mentioned that cos stole the leftover meat from the dinner at Salt Lick. Sunday morning, coswife comes out on the patio asking if anyone's seen a red purse. Immediately the chivalrous gents out there start flipping cushions, chipping up concrete, calling in drones, and drinking - all to find our damsel in distress' purse (I think YSR actually looked in practical places while we were being idiot

s). Turns out cos used coswife as a mule to smuggle the meat out and, while she removed it from her purse when she got home, the aroma remained. Because the dogs (I suspect StonerPoodle was the ringleader) took her purse through the doggie door and out into the garden.

All lived happily everafter, as the pooches didn't appear to try to eat the meat-smell.

Sure that wasn't were GM was going with the bottle of BBQ sauce??

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Oh yeah - Meat Purse. Thorn mentioned that cos stole the leftover meat from the dinner at Salt Lick. Sunday morning, coswife comes out on the patio asking if anyone's seen a red purse. Immediately the chivalrous gents out there start flipping cushions, chipping up concrete, calling in drones, and drinking - all to find our damsel in distress' purse (I think YSR actually looked in practical places while we were being idiot

s). Turns out cos used coswife as a mule to smuggle the meat out and, while she removed it from her purse when she got home, the aroma remained. Because the dogs (I suspect StonerPoodle was the ringleader) took her purse through the doggie door and out into the garden.

All lived happily everafter, as the pooches didn't appear to try to eat the meat-smell.

Sure that wasn't were GM was going with the bottle of BBQ sauce??

No I'm not, but the timeline doesn't match. Bogart's got a flowchart coming that'll pretty much incriminate everyone there.

 

[cosjobs]

I wish I could think up shtick this good.

your better than those

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I wish I could think up shtick this good.

your better than those

check your PMs

 

[Josie Maran]

I appreciate all the kind words I have received. To help ensure I am able to stay open for business next year, please add a few comments/reviews to my website.My link

Will do.Speaking of staying open for business... did you come out ok money wise on this?

Netted out a couple hundred, a box of leftover half-full booze (no pappy), and a couple cases of beer. And I am cool with that. I just did not want to go negative. Getting this together and making it work and be fun was my main objective and that was accomplished. I cannot express how satisfying it was.I won't name names and certainly do not want to embarrass anyone, but in situations like this the staff should get a tip. Most of you did and I imagine the couple who did not just forgot in the midst of their foggy hangovers. I covered those that did not and still came out slightly ahead, so we're all good.Also, I only had to turn down two reservation requests for that weekend, so the lost revenue was not bad.

Thanks again.

Agreed. I don't know if I mentioned this before, but cos put me in a bedroom in his own house instead of in the B&B. I had asked to be somewhat separate because I have a tendency to keep early hours and I sometimes get hacking fits in the morning or at random times (not pretty - I think Bob, GM, & COlin saw some of that before dinner on Saturday - sorry guys). But I was thinking more with my request of being in the smallest BR in the B&B or a couch (or staying in a hotel, something I am SO glad cos didn't let me do). He invited some dude he didn't know to stay with himself, his awesome wife, and the dogs......and didn't seem to worry a damned bit. I can't say much more than he and coswife are fine people.Oh yeah - Meat Purse. Thorn mentioned that cos stole the leftover meat from the dinner at Salt Lick. Sunday morning, coswife comes out on the patio asking if anyone's seen a red purse. Immediately the chivalrous gents out there start flipping cushions, chipping up concrete, calling in drones, and drinking - all to find our damsel in distress' purse (I think YSR actually looked in practical places while we were being idiots). Turns out cos used coswife as a mule to smuggle the meat out and, while she removed it from her purse when she got home, the aroma remained. Because the dogs (I suspect StonerPoodle was the ringleader) took her purse through the doggie door and out into the garden.All lived happily everafter, as the pooches didn't appear to try to eat the meat-smell.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

start hiding jewelry-related posts

UH OH

Great purge of '13?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Excellent use of this jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

People are dumb

 

[Guster]

How did HJS end up with this pants down? Did he lose win a bet?

He also voluntarily dropped them when he came home Sunday night. It wasn't really that much different than seeing him during the day, since his sitting at the poker table always resulted in our being able to see not only his boxers but a fair amount of his disturbingly wide butt-crack. YSR and I debated dropping something in it, like a Space Shuttle, but I'm not sure anyone ever did.

Guster> My link

Ample

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

start hiding jewelry-related posts

UH OH

Great purge of '13?

Buying her flowers right now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

start hiding jewelry-related posts

UH OH

Great purge of '13?

Buying her flowers right now.

"Sorry about anything you might have read today."

 

[Josie Maran]

How did HJS end up with this pants down? Did he lose win a bet?

He also voluntarily dropped them when he came home Sunday night. It wasn't really that much different than seeing him during the day, since his sitting at the poker table always resulted in our being able to see not only his boxers but a fair amount of his disturbingly wide butt-crack. YSR and I debated dropping something in it, like a Space Shuttle, but I'm not sure anyone ever did.

Guster> My link

Ample

:finger:Although I'm kicking myself for not immediately eating the pecan.

 

[bostonfred]

I wish I could think up shtick this good.

The one afternoon I see YSR coming out of their room and say something like "well don't you look nice". That's when I noticed Romo behind her. After she walked by I told him I was really talking to him. He got this nervous smile on his face then just . I think I then worked the word fabulous in there. I walked into the kitchen and had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. I blame the pot. Later that night at the restaurant YSR sits down putting his seat right next to me. He hesitates, looks all over the place, then makes YSR scoot down the bench a good 4 feet so he wouldn't have to sit next to me. IT WAS A JOKE ROMO!!

I love gay shtick.

I actually felt bad later because he is such a nice guy. He looked legitimately concerned Saturday though.

So glad you explained this. He was genuinely confused Saturday night because I guess you said something to him along the lines of, "hey man, I was just playing around last night when I was talking about how good you looked". I guarantee you that he has no recollection of the original homoerotic comments. He's not one to pay a ton of attention at times.

Pretty sure this is the best part of the story.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

start hiding jewelry-related posts

UH OH

Great purge of '13?

Buying her flowers right now.

NEW flowers?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wish I could think up shtick this good.

The one afternoon I see YSR coming out of their room and say something like "well don't you look nice". That's when I noticed Romo behind her. After she walked by I told him I was really talking to him. He got this nervous smile on his face then just . I think I then worked the word fabulous in there. I walked into the kitchen and had tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard. I blame the pot. Later that night at the restaurant YSR sits down putting his seat right next to me. He hesitates, looks all over the place, then makes YSR scoot down the bench a good 4 feet so he wouldn't have to sit next to me. IT WAS A JOKE ROMO!!

I love gay shtick.

I actually felt bad later because he is such a nice guy. He looked legitimately concerned Saturday though.

So glad you explained this. He was genuinely confused Saturday night because I guess you said something to him along the lines of, "hey man, I was just playing around last night when I was talking about how good you looked". I guarantee you that he has no recollection of the original homoerotic comments. He's not one to pay a ton of attention at times.

He looked concerned about the possibility of legitimate rape.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, thanks to every one of you for not suggesting Mrs. SLB seek out and join this place. Of course now she wants to know what's going on here where she didn't care before.

start hiding jewelry-related posts

UH OH

Great purge of '13?

Buying her flowers right now.

NEW flowers?

Yes.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Bogart]

Gustsr's recaps are at the publishers. As soon as they get bound (binded?), everyone should be getting a copy in the mail. Will make for a lovely coffee table book.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good pic of cosjobs.

 

[UniAlias]

Good pic of cosjobs.

Just as surly at times.

 

[Abraham]

Good pic of cosjobs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've often wondered why people planning for retirement don't focus on dividend paying stocks. Seems like a better idea then buying looking just for the price to increase. What's the best way to find stocks with good dividends?

PFM sounds like what you may be looking for. Read about this on the way to Austin actually. It has gained 4.02% a year over the last 5 years. Also think PKW is interesting. It's a fund based on companies that reduce their outstanding shares. It has gained 8.16% a year the past five years.Personally, I've been accumulating IGR.I'll leave stock chat for the stock thread now. Carry on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Good pic of cosjobs.

Just as surly at times.

 

[cosjobs]

Good pic of cosjobs.

So I guess you didn't care for the birthday gift I sent you?If you did, a thank you note is the preferred return

 

[Abraham]

Spending a little time at the local watering hole. Watching oak state. Hi stu.

 

[ScottNorwood]

The next video is GM saying grace. You can make out most of what he's saying if you listen closely.My link

The guy is doling out beans on his plate like it's his job

 

[Sarnoff]

For Tanner

Note reply #1

 

[ScottNorwood]

Cutler2Cavillari

 

[Mr.Pack]

GB you YSR Awesome stuff.