GM's thread about nothing (12 Viewers)

[flysack]

Having a critique in painting class today. A bunch will no show because of our snow storm and others will act confused about why they didn't complete the clear assignment.However, I am wearing my critique T-Shirt today, so I got that going for me.

I need one of these, ASAP. Where'd you get it?

I have 2, one in black, and one in "battle red'.I got them during some 2 for 1 salezazzle t-shirts I think

Ordering it when I get home.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

now I'm hungry for fast food

I could go for some In-N-Out

 

[flysack]

now I'm hungry for fast food

I could go for some In-N-Out

:golf clap:

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You start the Saunders book yet?

My wife's reading it until I'm finished with my current book: "The Searchers: The Making of an American Legend" by Glenn Frankel. It tells the real-life story of the 1830s pioneer woman who was abducted by Comanches and then "rescued" 24 years later, and then tells how that story became a novel, and then goes into John Ford making the movie with John Wayne. It's a really ambitious attempt to weigh in on the interplay of historical fact, the fictionalization of facts, and the making of myths and legends. The history stuff doesn't quite work, but the stuff about the making of the movie is great.

I've got that one high on my wishlist.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Hey GB, How did the stakeout go? Did you catch the perp?

He didn't show. But I got to sit quietly and read for an hour-plus while drinking two beers as my wife dealt with bedtime for the kids. I might have to pay some other kid to take the original perp's place, if we do catch this one...As it turns out, it appears the same kid drove onto the recently repaired baseball diamond at the local elementary school and shredded it on the same night he tore up our neighborhood green. And he's hit two other neighborhoods repeatedly in the last few weeks. He's pretty much stepped over the line from youthful hijinks to significant property damage -- it will be interesting to see if the police take the info my neighbor gave them and actually do anything, or if I have to call in Flysack for some vigilante justice.

I just want to say that I love the whole concept of expressly staking out a location to both be a witness to a crime and to (hopefully) engage in a car chase until the police can take over and get your statement, and all the while to be drinking beer.

That's why I was drinking Dale's Pale Ale - I thought if/when I had to engage pursuit, my first move would be to toss the empties out of the car. And that it would be better to toss cans instead of bottles.It's that kind of attention to detail that will help bring this criminal to justice.

Again, you're not thinking like a counterprankster. You toss the empties at the offending car.

Drink a beer more popular with the younger, underage, crowd. Then blame the empties on the perp.

 

[flysack]

Hey GB, How did the stakeout go? Did you catch the perp?

He didn't show. But I got to sit quietly and read for an hour-plus while drinking two beers as my wife dealt with bedtime for the kids. I might have to pay some other kid to take the original perp's place, if we do catch this one...As it turns out, it appears the same kid drove onto the recently repaired baseball diamond at the local elementary school and shredded it on the same night he tore up our neighborhood green. And he's hit two other neighborhoods repeatedly in the last few weeks. He's pretty much stepped over the line from youthful hijinks to significant property damage -- it will be interesting to see if the police take the info my neighbor gave them and actually do anything, or if I have to call in Flysack for some vigilante justice.

I just want to say that I love the whole concept of expressly staking out a location to both be a witness to a crime and to (hopefully) engage in a car chase until the police can take over and get your statement, and all the while to be drinking beer.

That's why I was drinking Dale's Pale Ale - I thought if/when I had to engage pursuit, my first move would be to toss the empties out of the car. And that it would be better to toss cans instead of bottles.It's that kind of attention to detail that will help bring this criminal to justice.

Again, you're not thinking like a counterprankster. You toss the empties at the offending car.

Drink a beer more popular with the younger, underage, crowd. Then blame the empties on the perp.

Beavers gets it.

 

[Thorn]

Heeeellllll yes!!!My interview went awesomeMeditation was fantasticStaff meeting was greatThe hiring manager just has to talk to my boss and negotiate a start time/logistics. As long as all that goes well, I should have the formal job offer by the end of the week

Very cool, GB.What kind of meditation did they do?

This was a guided meditation - no clue on the type, but it was awesomeA hell of a lot better than being stuck in some pointless, ####ty meetingOh, and for those that are curious, we took our shoes off for the meditation

 

[heckmanm]

Holy ####. I just learned that Texas A&M and Texas are currently the #1 and #3 ranked teams in the nation in college Quiddich. And then someone sent me a link to

Did you notice the gold tights? Stellar.Should be a midget IMO, although the short legs might cut down on his elusiveness.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Thanks to all for letting me vent about my inconsequential issues yesterday. erspective:

 

[Gadzooks]

Heeeellllll yes!!!My interview went awesomeMeditation was fantasticStaff meeting was greatThe hiring manager just has to talk to my boss and negotiate a start time/logistics. As long as all that goes well, I should have the formal job offer by the end of the week

Congrats! I'm hoping this means an increase in your salary which you'll need when you pay for the Little'Zooks/GusterDaughter wedding. I'm assuming you're paying for the open bar and the GMTAN guests will undoubtedly run up a large tab.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thanks to all for letting me vent about my inconsequential issues yesterday. erspective:

I didn't read it.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Thanks to all for letting me vent about my inconsequential issues yesterday. erspective:

I didn't read it.

Thy state is the more gracious.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Thanks to all for letting me vent about my inconsequential issues yesterday. erspective:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8m5d0_everything-is-amazing-and-nobody-i_fun#.US48LqWTyM4

 

[BigJohn]

 

[Disco Stu]

The front row reactions from the two black guys are awesome. White guy clearly just tuned her out completely.

 

[The_Man]

I was just watching the guy on the right and imagining him saying aggrieved things about the speaker's stupidity in a Bill Cosby voice.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

now I'm hungry for fast food

I could go for some In-N-Out

Animal style?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So my school is up for this "Distinguished School" award. If we get it we get a flag, some sort of logo on our letterhead, and bragging rights. My link

Part of the evaluation process is interviewing teachers 3 or 4 at a time. I had mine about an hour ago. Went into a conference room and had these evaluators ask a bunch of goofy education related questions: "What do you say was the reasoning behind starting the anti-bullying campaign?" "How do you see the Six Traits of Writing manifesting itself in your grade level" My link.

I destroyed all of the answers like a champion as usual. Finally at the end one of them said "So do you have any questions for us?"

I figured I had spent 15 minutes of my valuable time jumping through their hoops so I deserved some entertainment. I said "Yes. When do I find out if I got the job or not?"

My link

Whatever.

 

[T Bell]

So my school is up for this "Distinguished School" award. If we get it we get a flag, some sort of logo on our letterhead, and bragging rights. My link

Part of the evaluation process is interviewing teachers 3 or 4 at a time. I had mine about an hour ago. Went into a conference room and had these evaluators ask a bunch of goofy education related questions: "What do you say was the reasoning behind starting the anti-bullying campaign?" "How do you see the Six Traits of Writing manifesting itself in your grade level" My link.

I destroyed all of the answers like a champion as usual. Finally at the end one of them said "So do you have any questions for us?"

I figured I had spent 15 minutes of my valuable time jumping through their hoops so I deserved some entertainment. I said "Yes. When do I find out if I got the job or not?"

My link

Whatever.

My link

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tanner, sorry I didn't respond to your text last night about how bummed you were about the Jeopardy TOC champion being a black guy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, sorry I didn't respond to your text last night about how bummed you were about the Jeopardy TOC champion being a black guy.

Told you that show was rigged(I had no idea the TOC was on this week)

 

[Limp Ditka]

Tanner, sorry I didn't respond to your text last night about how bummed you were about the Jeopardy TOC champion being a black guy.

Told you that show was rigged(I had no idea the TOC was on this week)

OK Stempel

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tanner, sorry I didn't respond to your text last night about how bummed you were about the Jeopardy TOC champion being a black guy.

Told you that show was rigged(I had no idea the TOC was on this week)

Guy was a jovial history teacher from Chicago. He crushed the #### out of Day 1( $22K to $6K (?) to $400), making Day 2 a mere formality. He got the DD in the first round, and Alex did his usual shtick where he tries to bait the people to action it up. "You're a little behind, and you can catch up now.""Yeah, I'm not going to do that. $1500."

 

[General Malaise]

Non-sequitir

Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far away....

ME EAT ALL THE VULVA!

Starting to think sci-fi nerds have a fear of [female body part that sounds like Virginia]

After child number 3, I too have a fear of the wagina and I haven't seen a Sci-Fi movie since the 80s.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, sorry I didn't respond to your text last night about how bummed you were about the Jeopardy TOC champion being a black guy.

Told you that show was rigged(I had no idea the TOC was on this week)

OK Stempel

100% true. I actually don't watch Jeopardy. No shtick.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, sorry I didn't respond to your text last night about how bummed you were about the Jeopardy TOC champion being a black guy.

Told you that show was rigged

(I had no idea the TOC was on this week)

Guy was a jovial history teacher from Chicago. He crushed the #### out of Day 1( $22K to $6K (?) to $400), making Day 2 a mere formality. He got the DD in the first round, and Alex did his usual shtick where he tries to bait the people to action it up. "You're a little behind, and you can catch up now."

"Yeah, I'm not going to do that. $1500."

 

[General Malaise]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

 

[T Bell]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

Old boxers have extra holes in them. Finally we've found a reason to keep them when wives protest.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

 

[Josie Maran]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

 

[Stoneys]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

 

[BigJohn]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

My link

 

[bostonfred]

The farthole is great for exhaust when youre wearing shorts, but itll make your jeans puff up like the blueberry girl on willy wonka. And you'd better be 100% sure they're coming out clean.

 

[Thorn]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

How does Netflix work?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Teacher in trouble for doing nothing more than trying to supplement her income.

 

[BigJohn]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

Guster reacts

 

[General Malaise]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

 

[ScottNorwood]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

Of all the things I think I should I pay attention to...where I'm putting my cocknballs is pretty high up there.

 

[Limp Ditka]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

Of all the things I think I should I pay attention to...where I'm putting my cocknballs is pretty high up there.

It's not like there are razors or nails sewn into the ### side of underwear

 

[Stoneys]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?

or out the leg hole?

 

[General Malaise]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?

To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

Of all the things I think I should I pay attention to...where I'm putting my cocknballs is pretty high up there.

It's not like there are razors or nails sewn into the ### side of underwear

No but if I'm and "escape hatch" kinda guy I think I'd notice if it was around back.

 

[Frostillicus]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?

To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.

You're weird.

 

[bostonfred]

cocknballs

 

[ScottNorwood]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?

To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.

You're weird.

You can do "through the hole (pants), over the top (boxers)". I've pulled it off. You just have to be careful with the elastic snapback.

 

[General Malaise]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?

To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.

You're weird.

yeah, go brush your teeth with fairy dust and gravel, Moonbeam.

 

[General Malaise]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?

To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.

You're weird.

You can do "through the hole (pants), over the top (boxers)". I've pulled it off. You just have to be careful with the elastic snapback.

Why do that?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I've pulled it off.

 

[ScottNorwood]

You know what I hate? I hate the days where you put your boxer shorts on backwards, rush to go take a leak and discover that the slit where your wang goes is on the other side. The older I get, the harder it is to hold back the urge to pee once my body/mind thinks it's 'go time'. Then I'm forced to tear off my belt and pull down my pants like a horny teenager in the back seat of an Oldsmobile.

How does this happen?

very easy, especially when you are not paying attention

Thank you, Stoneys.

I've had this happen too - but why don't you go "over the top" of your boxers? Why are you undoing your pants completely?

To pee, I just unzip my fly and fish out my miniscule penis. But fishing around for it when the boxer hole is on the back end is dangerous the older my prostate gets. Once I realized it was on the other side, I had to then undo my belt, unbutton my jeans and THEN go over the top. But I'm a through the slit guy 99.99% of the time when I pee standing up.

You're weird.

You can do "through the hole (pants), over the top (boxers)". I've pulled it off. You just have to be careful with the elastic snapback.

Why do that?

For the times that you have pee-hole trouble on your boxers, it saves you from having to undo your pants entirely.Do you need a diagram?