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How do I change my FB from married to single?
How do I change my FB from married to single?
Hire a nanny?
How do I change my FB from married to single?
Under status, click "single" then click "ok".
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How do I change my FB from married to single?
Post that question on facebook and it'll change in 3-6 months.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Also, middle finger to Stu

 
How do I change my FB from married to single?
Hire a nanny?
:lmao:
How do I change my FB from married to single?
give me your email and password and I'll do it.
Sent
How do I change my FB from married to single?
"I thought that was an intruder locked in my bathroom."
:lmao:
How do I change my FB from married to single?
Post that question on facebook and it'll change in 3-6 months.
:unsure:
 
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:

 
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
I was just joking; some people use LinkedIn as a disguised way to "get back in touch," as LI puts it, with past, erm, colleagues. Sorry about the spat. :( I had one last night myself and can relate. But wait, what message board is she screwing around on? :coffee:

 
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
I was just joking; some people use LinkedIn as a disguised way to "get back in touch," as LI puts it, with past, erm, colleagues. Sorry about the spat. :( I had one last night myself and can relate. But wait, what message board is she screwing around on? :coffee:
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
 
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
I was just joking; some people use LinkedIn as a disguised way to "get back in touch," as LI puts it, with past, erm, colleagues. Sorry about the spat. :( I had one last night myself and can relate. But wait, what message board is she screwing around on? :coffee:
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Easy way to solve the problem - move the computer and TV out of the kitchen. That is the only room she's allowed in, correct?
 
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Oh. I don't understand spending loads of time on FB either. Anyway after reading numerous coshole reviews of how tight your relationship is, I'm pretty sure you'll get past this in another couple of hours. :blackdot:
Yeah. You probably don't know that she works "part time". And by "part time" she put in 100 hours. In 2012. Her comment isn't cool, man.
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
I was just joking; some people use LinkedIn as a disguised way to "get back in touch," as LI puts it, with past, erm, colleagues. Sorry about the spat. :( I had one last night myself and can relate. But wait, what message board is she screwing around on? :coffee:
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Easy way to solve the problem - move the computer and TV out of the kitchen. That is the only room she's allowed in, correct?
Actually her computer is in the kitchen. :unsure: :lmao:
 
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Oh. I don't understand spending loads of time on FB either. Anyway after reading numerous coshole reviews of how tight your relationship is, I'm pretty sure you'll get past this in another couple of hours. :blackdot:
Yeah. You probably don't know that she works "part time". And by "part time" she put in 100 hours. In 2012. Her comment isn't cool, man.
I didn't know that, but I did know that you work hard and didn't think her comment was cool at all. GL.
 
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
Oh, hai.Friend Request Sent.

 
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How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
I was just joking; some people use LinkedIn as a disguised way to "get back in touch," as LI puts it, with past, erm, colleagues. Sorry about the spat. :( I had one last night myself and can relate. But wait, what message board is she screwing around on? :coffee:
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Just wait until she finds pintrest.
 
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Oh. I don't understand spending loads of time on FB either. Anyway after reading numerous coshole reviews of how tight your relationship is, I'm pretty sure you'll get past this in another couple of hours. :blackdot:
This.I've never met them, but from what I've read here and elsewhere, Bob and Mrs. Bob remind me of Francis Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald. Boozehounds fantastically in love but prone to fights they reconcile with terrible joy.

 
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Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Oh. I don't understand spending loads of time on FB either. Anyway after reading numerous coshole reviews of how tight your relationship is, I'm pretty sure you'll get past this in another couple of hours. :blackdot:
Yeah. You probably don't know that she works "part time". And by "part time" she put in 100 hours. In 2012. Her comment isn't cool, man.
I didn't know that, but I did know that you work hard and didn't think her comment was cool at all. GL.
Thanks GB. Part of the deal is we found out some good news about a certain tragedy that happened last fall so I know that has stirred up some emotion. I can't say any more than that. I just went to smooth things over. Think I'm going to punish my liver with vodka now.
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
I was just joking; some people use LinkedIn as a disguised way to "get back in touch," as LI puts it, with past, erm, colleagues. Sorry about the spat. :( I had one last night myself and can relate. But wait, what message board is she screwing around on? :coffee:
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Just wait until she finds pintrest.
Oh she has. She reads more freaking books. At least I got her to stop buying them for the most part.
 
Professional Update:

I'm in my crazy Thursday night class right now. They're doing peer review. Even though I'm not teaching and they're supposed to be quietly reading each other's work, they've found ways to be quirky.

#1

Student: "When does this class end?"

Me: "9:20, but we've ended at 9:20 maybe once. When you're done your peer reviews, you can go."

Student: "Go where?"

Me: "Home?"

Student (worried face): "I have to go home?"

Me: "Yes. You have to go home. Do not pass go, do not collect any Barton's vodka."

Student: "Oh, you're kidding, right?"

Me: :mellow:

#2

The latina in the far back has called me "cutie" three times now. Once: ok, haha. Twice? Ok.... Three times? :unsure:

Homer, she's only 18, tops. Want to take a short vacation and help me out here?

 
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Professional Update:

I'm in my crazy Thursday night class right now. They're doing peer review. Even though I'm not teaching and they're supposed to be quietly reading each other's work, they've found ways to be quirky.

#1

Student: "When does this class end?"

Me: "9:20, but we've ended at 9:20 maybe once. When you're done your peer reviews, you can go."

Student: "Go where?"

Me: "Home?"

Student (worried face): "I have to go home?"

Me: "Yes. You have to go home. Do not pass go, do not collect any Barton's vodka."

Student: "Oh, you're kidding, right?"

Me: :mellow:

#2

The latina in the far back has called me "cutie" three times now. Once: ok, haha. Twice? Ok.... Three times? :unsure:

Homer, she's only 18, tops. Want to take a short vacation and help me out here?
My link
 
Professional Update:

I'm in my crazy Thursday night class right now. They're doing peer review. Even though I'm not teaching and they're supposed to be quietly reading each other's work, they've found ways to be quirky.

#1

Student: "When does this class end?"

Me: "9:20, but we've ended at 9:20 maybe once. When you're done your peer reviews, you can go."

Student: "Go where?"

Me: "Home?"

Student (worried face): "I have to go home?"

Me: "Yes. You have to go home. Do not pass go, do not collect any Barton's vodka."

Student: "Oh, you're kidding, right?"

Me: :mellow:

#2

The latina in the far back has called me "cutie" three times now. Once: ok, haha. Twice? Ok.... Three times? :unsure:

Homer, she's only 18, tops. Want to take a short vacation and help me out here?
Thanks, but my Latina quota has been filled. Offdee ranking?

 
"We started noticing when Coy was about 18 months, as soon as she started expressing herself, she was really expressing that she was a girl. Of course, our thought at the time was that she was a little boy who liked girls' things. It wasn't until she started becoming depressed and anxious that we knew there was something else going on and took her to medical professionals, who then, in fact, told us she was transgender," Mathis said.
18 months,REALLY??!!!
We couldn't get her to leave the house, go the playground, play with friends," Mathis said. "She would break down crying. She was so deeply unhappy and a 3-year-old or 4-year-old shouldn't be that unhappy and that was when we sought professional help.
I'm guessing be he/she has ####### nitwits for parents. I wonder if this "medical professional" was the same guy that turned George into an eggplant.My link

 
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
My wife's too. :hifive: Oh. I don't understand spending loads of time on FB either. Anyway after reading numerous coshole reviews of how tight your relationship is, I'm pretty sure you'll get past this in another couple of hours. :blackdot:
Yeah. You probably don't know that she works "part time". And by "part time" she put in 100 hours. In 2012. Her comment isn't cool, man.
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
I was just joking; some people use LinkedIn as a disguised way to "get back in touch," as LI puts it, with past, erm, colleagues. Sorry about the spat. :( I had one last night myself and can relate. But wait, what message board is she screwing around on? :coffee:
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Easy way to solve the problem - move the computer and TV out of the kitchen. That is the only room she's allowed in, correct?
Actually her computer is in the kitchen. :unsure: :lmao:
 
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Oh. I don't understand spending loads of time on FB either. Anyway after reading numerous coshole reviews of how tight your relationship is, I'm pretty sure you'll get past this in another couple of hours. :blackdot:
Yeah. You probably don't know that she works "part time". And by "part time" she put in 100 hours. In 2012. Her comment isn't cool, man.
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
I was just joking; some people use LinkedIn as a disguised way to "get back in touch," as LI puts it, with past, erm, colleagues. Sorry about the spat. :( I had one last night myself and can relate. But wait, what message board is she screwing around on? :coffee:
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Easy way to solve the problem - move the computer and TV out of the kitchen. That is the only room she's allowed in, correct?
Actually her computer is in the kitchen. :unsure: :lmao:
My wife's too. :hifive:
 
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Oh. I don't understand spending loads of time on FB either. Anyway after reading numerous coshole reviews of how tight your relationship is, I'm pretty sure you'll get past this in another couple of hours. :blackdot:
Yeah. You probably don't know that she works "part time". And by "part time" she put in 100 hours. In 2012. Her comment isn't cool, man.
How do I change my FB from married to single?
LinkedIn didn't work out, eh?
XNothing like that. I asked her to do something, for the fourth time over two months, (procrastinating/ADD is neat) and she replied, as always, "I will". To which I replied "I keep hearing I will but all I ever see you doing is reading books, screwing around on the computer or watching TV." She says "you don't like anything I do with my free time."

:mellow: :mellow: :head####ingexplode: :mellow: :mellow:
I was just joking; some people use LinkedIn as a disguised way to "get back in touch," as LI puts it, with past, erm, colleagues. Sorry about the spat. :( I had one last night myself and can relate. But wait, what message board is she screwing around on? :coffee:
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Easy way to solve the problem - move the computer and TV out of the kitchen. That is the only room she's allowed in, correct?
Actually her computer is in the kitchen. :unsure: :lmao:
My wife's too. :hifive:
 
My wife's too. :hifive:
It's the one her and the boys use. I wanted to set precedent early that I can see WTF the boys are doing at all times on the thing.Plus there it is in a spot where a wine cooler could go and I didn't feel like buying one considering there is a second refrigerator in the garage 20 feet away.
 
Professional Update:

I'm in my crazy Thursday night class right now. They're doing peer review. Even though I'm not teaching and they're supposed to be quietly reading each other's work, they've found ways to be quirky.

#1

Student: "When does this class end?"

Me: "9:20, but we've ended at 9:20 maybe once. When you're done your peer reviews, you can go."

Student: "Go where?"

Me: "Home?"

Student (worried face): "I have to go home?"

Me: "Yes. You have to go home. Do not pass go, do not collect any Barton's vodka."

Student: "Oh, you're kidding, right?"

Me: :mellow:

#2

The latina in the far back has called me "cutie" three times now. Once: ok, haha. Twice? Ok.... Three times? :unsure:

Homer, she's only 18, tops. Want to take a short vacation and help me out here?
Thanks, but my Latina quota has been filled. Offdee ranking?
7: One of the hottest girls around local peer review, but some deficiencies in appropriate class behavior, addressing the instructor, gum-chewing, etc.
 
Facebook and the library checking out eBooks.
Oh. I don't understand spending loads of time on FB either. Anyway after reading numerous coshole reviews of how tight your relationship is, I'm pretty sure you'll get past this in another couple of hours. :blackdot:
Yeah. You probably don't know that she works "part time". And by "part time" she put in 100 hours. In 2012. Her comment isn't cool, man.
I didn't know that, but I did know that you work hard and didn't think her comment was cool at all. GL.
Thanks GB. Part of the deal is we found out some good news about a certain tragedy that happened last fall so I know that has stirred up some emotion. I can't say any more than that. I just went to smooth things over. Think I'm going to punish my liver with vodka now.
YW, say no more. And as to the bolded, :hifive: :)
 
For all of my lawyerbird friends here... Dylan is playing Super Mario Bros. and exclaims "I got so many coins, I could buy a lawyer!". I'm sure this is a good sign.

 
Groupon fires Andrew mason. Too lazy to find the right thread. Sort of a big deal in tech.
Sort of a big deal in my household, too. :( Loved his goodbye memo, though.
Hard to feel bad for a guy that made a ton of money by taking something pervasive and putting it online. But the money aside, there are far too few stories about the folders that get fired once things get "big." Happens a lot. In fact, I would offer that it is an exception for a founder to remain in charge for long post ipo.
 
Groupon fires Andrew mason. Too lazy to find the right thread. Sort of a big deal in tech.
Sort of a big deal in my household, too. :( Loved his goodbye memo, though.
Hard to feel bad for a guy that made a ton of money by taking something pervasive and putting it online. But the money aside, there are far too few stories about the folders that get fired once things get "big." Happens a lot. In fact, I would offer that it is an exception for a founder to remain in charge for long post ipo.
Not going to be a big deal for him. He can go back to being Intern8803 or whatever he was at Steve Albini's studio. He is not your average founder.
 
Groupon fires Andrew mason. Too lazy to find the right thread. Sort of a big deal in tech.
Sort of a big deal in my household, too. :( Loved his goodbye memo, though.
Hard to feel bad for a guy that made a ton of money by taking something pervasive and putting it online. But the money aside, there are far too few stories about the folders that get fired once things get "big." Happens a lot. In fact, I would offer that it is an exception for a founder to remain in charge for long post ipo.
Not going to be a big deal for him. He can go back to being Intern8803 or whatever he was at Steve Albini's studio. He is not your average founder.
Oh, I'm aware. Just find it interesting that he got pushed out conpletely. He's been in big time articles and has been the face of the company. Now that its supposed to be a real company with real reporting, he isn't worth a ####.
 
Groupon fires Andrew mason. Too lazy to find the right thread. Sort of a big deal in tech.
Sort of a big deal in my household, too. :( Loved his goodbye memo, though.
Hard to feel bad for a guy that made a ton of money by taking something pervasive and putting it online. But the money aside, there are far too few stories about the folders that get fired once things get "big." Happens a lot. In fact, I would offer that it is an exception for a founder to remain in charge for long post ipo.
Not going to be a big deal for him. He can go back to being Intern8803 or whatever he was at Steve Albini's studio. He is not your average founder.
Oh, I'm aware. Just find it interesting that he got pushed out conpletely. He's been in big time articles and has been the face of the company. Now that its supposed to be a real company with real reporting, he isn't worth a ####.
Yeah, though not surprising as you mentioned. Guy is quirky as #### and cut out to be a crazy idea guy, not a CEO. Once public there was no way Wall Street was going to accept someone like that. It's probably a great weight off him at this point.
 
'General Malaise said:
It was 10:30 now and I was dying for some food, but I had no idea where I was. If you've ever driven south from Seattle, you'll note that its exits are virtual mazes that make no sense and confuse the ever living hell out of everybody who dares exit. I tried to find a breakfast spot, but kept getting spun around, gave up and limped into a McDonald's Drive Thru.
You know... modern cell phones has GPS now. HTH
I actually used the one on my blackberry, but seriously, the restaurant could have been across the street in this area of town and it would have taken an hour to get there. Seattle's surrounding area of exit towns can blow me to death. :thumbdown:
I do live south of Seattle, and you have my number. I assume you went to Hooters in Lakewood, which is would consider one of the grossest parts if Washington, maybe the west coast.
 

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