Josie Maran
Footballguy
Why would I put it in the dryer if I didn't wash it?
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-fish-
Footballguy
who do you think I am, Chemical Ali?Bring back some fried kurds.
Abraham
Footballguy
You sat up all night playing a video game and spent the recent snowstorm not getting laid although there was a chick interested. Are you really in a position to question me questioning you?
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Point.
-fish-
Footballguy
that thing should have enough DNA to walk itself into the washing machine.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Regardless of where/when/what the next cornhole is Arizona Ron has to be invited.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
He was in town a couple of years ago with his wife. Stayed at Harrah's which is maybe 5 miles from my office. I offered to meet up, he agreed then backed out. I guess he got scared or something.
Guster
Footballguy
Have these vids been Thorned? I'm working on finishing up my coshole play by play tonight and was going to link these in, but it appears as though the videos aren't up anymore.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Holy crap you know Greg Stumbaugh? My sister used to date him in college.UniAlias is awesome. Sending candy to a fatguy.
SofaKings
Footballguy
SofaKings
Footballguy
who do you think I am, Chemical Ali?Bring back some fried kurds.
proninja
Footballguy
Love the snort at the end. Good link, tickleninja.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Your poor sister. Man, I hated that guy. Truly, madly, deeply.Holy crap you know Greg Stumbaugh? My sister used to date him in college.UniAlias is awesome. Sending candy to a fatguy.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Finishing up pre-game beer #3 and heading out.Wish my penis luck. 
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
who do you think I am, Chemical Ali?Bring back some fried kurds.
Good luck penis!Finishing up pre-game beer #3 and heading out.Wish my penis luck.
Bogart
Footballguy
Good luck Little Homer!!Finishing up pre-game beer #3 and heading out.Wish my penis luck.
Guster
Footballguy
We could use Bentley's bus!!You'd have to rent a bus, or at least an RV. The bus would come with a driver though.I think the next Cornhole involving GMTAN needs to be an idea that Ditkaless Wonder once came up with: A Road Trip. Originally, he thought me and Evilgrin72 would make for a good roadtripping. And that's true. But my god...could you IMAGINE what would come of a road trip with you, Zooks, Guster, Stu and a number of other GMTAN folks? Reality TV would be turned up on its rabbit ears.
mr. furley
Footballguy
now that we know where you live and your phone#, expect giftsUniAlias is awesome. Sending candy to a fatguy.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Sometimes (ok, often) when I get drunk I grow uncontrollable, sentimentally lovey for Mrs. Fly. This is one of those times. some men get angrey when theiur drunk. Some get in arguments with concrete walls "(hi 21 year old fly!), some jusy beomce insufferable pricks. I refall irrevocably, irreconcilably in love wqith my wife. I know I run some serous borderline-misogynistic shtick in here, but god dam it, there is nothing moar!@# important to me than Mrs. Fly "(and the offspring.I'm probablt going to regret thsi post in the morning. Cheers, all.
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Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Well she dumped him for his best friend.Your poor sister. Man, I hated that guy. Truly, madly, deeply.Holy crap you know Greg Stumbaugh? My sister used to date him in college.UniAlias is awesome. Sending candy to a fatguy.
kevzilla
Footballguy
July 16th?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Tonight:Australia +215 (World Baseball Classic)Future:Venezuela +700 to win world baseball classicTomorrow:Butler +7Wichita +5.5Minnesota -15.5Valpo +2NDSU -13.5EKU pick
Abraham
Footballguy
Update - I have a terrible head cold / allergy thing that makes me want to curl up in a ball and sleep all weekend. Just took a shower for some relief. However, it is "get me pregnant week" in my house and our two year old is not cooperating. So on the upside I'm having sex. On the downside, I'm pretty much to the point in life where piling up to watch a basketball game and go to sleep is more appealing on this night. Slap. It.High.
cosjobs
Footballguy
your wife's so big she has gravitational pull.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
I miss you GB.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Meant to say "later I will be having sex with my wife once the kid goes to bed"
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Yeah that was really weird when I read it the first time.
Abraham
Footballguy
Medicine + beer = incoherence.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I don't mean to be a wet balanket, nit I dont gert tjr gostt meme. maybe be caause I'm drunlwill reboot and come back tomrrow. thank y9y, drive through.
proninja
Footballguy
Take off your coat. Stay a while. Post some more. What was the last book you read?
bostonfred
Footballguy
O, gslr ftiml ypp@
bostonfred
Footballguy
Hack!
proninja
Footballguy
I've started using myfitnesspal to count calories. I'm pretty active, I eat pretty well, and I'm carrying around more pounds than I should, so it's fairly obvious that I just eat too damn much. The unintended consequence is that I now look at every bit of extra food I could eat as a tradeoff for a drink at the end of the day.
krista4
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
Things that don't make sense to me: harlem shakes, shamrock shakes, the mcrib, how people still start smoking cigarettes, scotch, people who have ice cream every day, jeans that cost more than a hundred dollars a pair, cars that cost more than fifty grand, cameras that use film, people who still have ipods, people who steal music and movies off the internet, mayonnaise, micro usb vs mini usb vs usb, light colored carpet, yellow cheese, rye bread, and cats. there's probably more, but that's a good start.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
I don't have such a great love life. Divorced and moved to NYC around the millenium, was lucky enough to fall in love again. But she called off the wedding six weeks before the big day. That was expensive (lost deposits, wasted $$ on invitations, dresses, $16K ring, et al), but it's just money, you can always make more. Pretty tough on a personal level, though, and to be honest I was never the same.
5-6 years ago - about a year or two after I got dumped - I was banging this average looking broad just because it was convenient, didn't take much effort, she was way more into me than I was to her, etc. Then I got sick - not life threatening sick, but it was a debilitating illness. Knocked me out of work for several months, and I spent six months in physical therapy learning how to walk again. That average looking gal came over often, brought me food, medicine, whatever I needed. It didn't make me fall in love with her, but I was grateful.
Well, sheeet, one time after she made me chicken noodle soup we had teh seks. I was pretty much fatigued all the time at that point - too damn tired to get up and walk across the room to grab a condom, and so few things were working on my body I think I kind of figured I must be shooting blanks, nothing else was working the way it should. Of all the dumb luck - she was supposed to be on the pill, I never went bareback except that one time. Whatevs. She didn't tell me about it, but a few months later I heard she was preggo. So I did the right thing and told her I would be supportive and stick with her.
Most of my friends were telling the opposite - GTFO, she's a lunatic, and they were right. But I could never do that. My daughter, now 4-1/2, she's amazing. Couple of you are friends with me on FB and you know how much I adore her. It never quite worked out between me and her mom, but that's alright, no regrets - I'm constantly humbled and amazed to be her poppa. I've got a boy who is 10 years older, and those two are the best things that ever happened to me.
Her mom and I tried to make it work for awhile, but we're oil and water, I never got over the old fiancé, and I was never really into her. But I tried. One of the last major blowouts we had (3 years ago) before we called it quits, she was ragging on me about posting her pictures online. Now, I only posted pics of my toddler/princess...but it was on her Picassa account, and I guess she had the view settings to public. So if someone looked at that picture of my daughter, they could snoop around the folders and see what other pics were there.
I kind of forgot about the argument.
Found this today.
Amazing, huh? I go to that place about once a year. The guy who started that thread, I think I've interacted with him once in the 7-8 years I've been here (in GMTAN, a few years back, philosophical disagreement about alimony - and that was a good 18 months AFTER he post:e:d that). So I just had an epiphany...dug around the innerwebs, found out you used to not be able to know who was looking at your Picassa page, but then they changed it so you could see if someone linked to your pics. When we had that big blowout 3 years ago, Shirley (daughter's mother) was in tears because people on the internet were making fun of her.
Now I don't give two sheeets about what morons have to say about me or my daughter's mother. Her reaction to me - whatever, it wasn't the tipping point, it was just another dot on the continuum, we were never going to make it. But you know what else she did, besides pick a fight with me? She stopped sending pictures of my daughter back to my family.
You guys might remember when my mom passed in October, 2011. I posted about it here in GMTAN.
So the last 20 months my mother was alive, she missed seeing hundreds of photos and videos of my daughter. Oh, I would take a few and send them to her, but prior to being cutoff, my daughter's mom would post like 60 photos and a half dozen videos on her Picassa album every couple weeks. All that stopped cold because of that thread I linked above.
It takes a special kind of internet ##### to #### with somebody's personal life in a devastating manner. Congrats, Drifter, you got that going for ya.
ETA: advised bypassing the language filter is not a wise move
5-6 years ago - about a year or two after I got dumped - I was banging this average looking broad just because it was convenient, didn't take much effort, she was way more into me than I was to her, etc. Then I got sick - not life threatening sick, but it was a debilitating illness. Knocked me out of work for several months, and I spent six months in physical therapy learning how to walk again. That average looking gal came over often, brought me food, medicine, whatever I needed. It didn't make me fall in love with her, but I was grateful.
Well, sheeet, one time after she made me chicken noodle soup we had teh seks. I was pretty much fatigued all the time at that point - too damn tired to get up and walk across the room to grab a condom, and so few things were working on my body I think I kind of figured I must be shooting blanks, nothing else was working the way it should. Of all the dumb luck - she was supposed to be on the pill, I never went bareback except that one time. Whatevs. She didn't tell me about it, but a few months later I heard she was preggo. So I did the right thing and told her I would be supportive and stick with her.
Most of my friends were telling the opposite - GTFO, she's a lunatic, and they were right. But I could never do that. My daughter, now 4-1/2, she's amazing. Couple of you are friends with me on FB and you know how much I adore her. It never quite worked out between me and her mom, but that's alright, no regrets - I'm constantly humbled and amazed to be her poppa. I've got a boy who is 10 years older, and those two are the best things that ever happened to me.
Her mom and I tried to make it work for awhile, but we're oil and water, I never got over the old fiancé, and I was never really into her. But I tried. One of the last major blowouts we had (3 years ago) before we called it quits, she was ragging on me about posting her pictures online. Now, I only posted pics of my toddler/princess...but it was on her Picassa account, and I guess she had the view settings to public. So if someone looked at that picture of my daughter, they could snoop around the folders and see what other pics were there.
I kind of forgot about the argument.
Found this today.
Amazing, huh? I go to that place about once a year. The guy who started that thread, I think I've interacted with him once in the 7-8 years I've been here (in GMTAN, a few years back, philosophical disagreement about alimony - and that was a good 18 months AFTER he post:e:d that). So I just had an epiphany...dug around the innerwebs, found out you used to not be able to know who was looking at your Picassa page, but then they changed it so you could see if someone linked to your pics. When we had that big blowout 3 years ago, Shirley (daughter's mother) was in tears because people on the internet were making fun of her.
Now I don't give two sheeets about what morons have to say about me or my daughter's mother. Her reaction to me - whatever, it wasn't the tipping point, it was just another dot on the continuum, we were never going to make it. But you know what else she did, besides pick a fight with me? She stopped sending pictures of my daughter back to my family.
You guys might remember when my mom passed in October, 2011. I posted about it here in GMTAN.
So the last 20 months my mother was alive, she missed seeing hundreds of photos and videos of my daughter. Oh, I would take a few and send them to her, but prior to being cutoff, my daughter's mom would post like 60 photos and a half dozen videos on her Picassa album every couple weeks. All that stopped cold because of that thread I linked above.
It takes a special kind of internet ##### to #### with somebody's personal life in a devastating manner. Congrats, Drifter, you got that going for ya.
ETA: advised bypassing the language filter is not a wise move
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