GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yeah, I'm with you.

It sounds like he's a decent guy who just used poor judgment in an instant and it's going to bite him. That sucks.

I really don't know him that well. He could be a total perv for all I know.

Of course there is the possibility that this isn't how it happened at all and the girls are making most of it up.

 

[Disco Stu]

I could never teach high school. Too much temptation to put the "stu" in "student".

:winkwink: :nudgenudge:

 

[General Malaise]

Whose Hotterest?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

2.01 - Pumpernickle bread

 

[T Bell]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

 

[T Bell]

2.01 - Pumpernickle bread

2.02 - My Ride

/Tanner

 

[General Malaise]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

 

[T Bell]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh cool, you know them. What's #1's Skype name?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"Lingering is frowned upon? I wasn't aware."

By THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIANThe Kern High School District has confirmed that a school administrator is on leave while the district looks into allegations by North High School cheerleaders that he walked in on them changing clothes in a bathroom and lingered while they scrambled to get dressed.

Parents of some cheerleaders told KERO Channel 23 that an adult male entered a girls' bathroom where the girls were changing clothes to tell them to hurry up and get ready for class, the station reported.

The girls said they tried to cover up and were surprised that the man didn't immediately leave, according to KERO.

High school district spokesman John Teves couldn't be reached for comment Wednesday afternoon.

But he told KERO that the girls' parents were notified of the incident immediately and that the administrator had been placed on paid leave pending the outcome of an investigation.

I actually know this guy sorta.

And? (use spoiler tags)

My wife worked with him before he got into education. He was also a band director at my sons' HS for a while. Always seemed like a good dude.

I'm curious, what's district policy about men going into the girls bathroom/locker room on official business? Strict no-no? Have to be accompanied by someone?

I have no idea what their official policy is but no way in hell would I do it. I wouldn't even be comfortable yelling through an open doorway into a girls restroom/locker room

Nerd.

By "wouldn't feel comfortable" I mean "I like my job".

Supernerd.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

'sup, GMTANners?

#### version of the Pump Draft: "It's the Great Pump in Charlie Brown".

:roarin:

I know, I know........ My humor was never far from roarin's anyway

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

I would have voted #2

 

[T Bell]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

I would have voted #2

Suck up!

BTW, GM, why is your wife's pic in a photostream that is clearly devoted to oggling chicks?

 

[General Malaise]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

Yeah, I know. 2 isn't really my wife though. But this is real sperm on my kleenex.

 

[General Malaise]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

Italian/polish, but close.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Guys, I'd love to hang around and chat, but I have some important work to do.

Gotta play Ohio St in the national championship game on the PlayStation. Like I said, I got some biiiiig stuff goin' on.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

I would have voted #2

Suck up!

BTW, GM, why is your wife's pic in a photostream that is clearly devoted to oggling chicks?

No I really would have. I knew it wasn't GM's wife to begin with.

And #2 looks like she has bigger hoots and is more "fun".

 

[phishphan]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

I thought she was eye-talian.

 

[phishphan]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

Italian/polish, but close.

I was half-right!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Whose Hotterest?

Dakota.

 

[T Bell]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

Italian/polish, but close.

Is one breast Italian and the other one Polish? Do they smell differently?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

Italian/polish, but close.

Jesus, I haven't done acid in 25 years - where did I come up with that? Can I use the "they're only 2 inches apart on the map" excuse?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

I thought she was eye-talian.

I meant before this pic.

 

[phishphan]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

I thought she was eye-talian.

I meant before this pic.

she was italian before that pic also.

 

[General Malaise]

Guster is crushing at the track today in Keeneland. And I'm talking about winning money, not fingerbutting strange in the back of a sedan.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

Italian/polish, but close.

She'll make you an offer you can't understand?

 

[General Malaise]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

I thought she was eye-talian.

I meant before this pic.

she was italian before that pic also.

Sometimes, she has a little German in her too.

 

[Abraham]

Uruk - if it makes you feel better I too thought gm's wife was of Asian heritage. That is what cosjobs let me to believe once upon a time. Iirc the wedding was in Detroit because that's where she is from. I remember at the time thinking "that's weird...I didn't know there was much of an Asian population in Detroit."

 

[General Malaise]

Uruk - if it makes you feel better I too thought gm's wife was of Asian heritage. That is what cosjobs let me to believe once upon a time. Iirc the wedding was in Detroit because that's where she is from. I remember at the time thinking "that's weird...I didn't know there was much of an Asian population in Detroit."

Kinda Asiany I guess.

Enjoying an Asian hipster sport (stu - HI!)

My little Asian Hippy Girl

 

[UniAlias]

I really suck at following GM's financial advice. Instead of letting my savings sweat I dipped into it to book my flight to Cincinnati. Looking forward to GusterDerbyHole '13.

 

[General Malaise]

whoa, those came out big. *OLDUNSURE*

 

[General Malaise]

I really suck at following GM's financial advice. Instead of letting my savings sweat I dipped into it to book my flight to Cincinnati. Looking forward to GusterDerbyHole '13.

We'll make it all back and more on my Superfecta wager this year.

 

[UniAlias]

I really suck at following GM's financial advice. Instead of letting my savings sweat I dipped into it to book my flight to Cincinnati. Looking forward to GusterDerbyHole '13.

We'll make it all back and more on my Superfecta wager this year.

*OLDUNSURE*I don't really know much about horse racing other than I always lose. I'm mostly just going to get really drunk and hopefully listen in on some Guster finger bangin'.Cincinnati has lots of hot women, right??

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Uruk - if it makes you feel better I too thought gm's wife was of Asian heritage. That is what cosjobs let me to believe once upon a time. Iirc the wedding was in Detroit because that's where she is from. I remember at the time thinking "that's weird...I didn't know there was much of an Asian population in Detroit."

Kinda Asiany I guess.

Enjoying an Asian hipster sport (stu - HI!)

My little Asian Hippy Girl

She's Asian like you're black.

 

[Thorn]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

Italian/polish, but close.

She'll make you an offer you can't understand?

I see what you did there. Also over there.

 

[T Bell]

Whose Hotterest?

1,2

Not really a contest.

#2 is my wife. Thanks a lot, ****.

Oh, then 1>2 but it was close!

I really think it WAS close. But I thought GM's wife was Japanese for some reason.

Italian/polish, but close.

She'll make you an offer you can't understand?

Either your signature or my brains or going to end up on this paper.... wait-

 

[Thorn]

I really suck at following GM's financial advice. Instead of letting my savings sweat I dipped into it to book my flight to Cincinnati. Looking forward to GusterDerbyHole '13.

SHUT UP

 

[YSR]

I really suck at following GM's financial advice. Instead of letting my savings sweat I dipped into it to book my flight to Cincinnati. Looking forward to GusterDerbyHole '13.

Dang it. We are within driving distance (a few hours, not like Austin) and I would love to come up for this. Stupid baby shower that weekend in SC, though. <_<

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I really suck at following GM's financial advice. Instead of letting my savings sweat I dipped into it to book my flight to Cincinnati. Looking forward to GusterDerbyHole '13.

Dang it. We are within driving distance (a few hours, not like Austin) and I would love to come up for this. Stupid baby shower that weekend in SC, though. <_<

I'm sure your baby isn't going to be stupid.

 

[T Bell]

I really suck at following GM's financial advice. Instead of letting my savings sweat I dipped into it to book my flight to Cincinnati. Looking forward to GusterDerbyHole '13.

Dang it. We are within driving distance (a few hours, not like Austin) and I would love to come up for this. Stupid baby shower that weekend in SC, though. <_<

I'm sure your baby isn't going to be stupid.

I love those baby bibs that read "I'm with am stupid".

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Uruk - if it makes you feel better I too thought gm's wife was of Asian heritage. That is what cosjobs let me to believe once upon a time. Iirc the wedding was in Detroit because that's where she is from. I remember at the time thinking "that's weird...I didn't know there was much of an Asian population in Detroit."

Kinda Asiany I guess.

Enjoying an Asian hipster sport (stu - HI!)

My little Asian Hippy Girl

How much older are you?

 

[UniAlias]

I really suck at following GM's financial advice. Instead of letting my savings sweat I dipped into it to book my flight to Cincinnati. Looking forward to GusterDerbyHole '13.

SHUT UP

I'm hoping we can get a massive bocce ball game organized on the infield.

 

[Ignoramus]

I really suck at following GM's financial advice. Instead of letting my savings sweat I dipped into it to book my flight to Cincinnati. Looking forward to GusterDerbyHole '13.

Dang it. We are within driving distance (a few hours, not like Austin) and I would love to come up for this. Stupid baby shower that weekend in SC, though. <_<

I'm sure your baby isn't going to be stupid.

I love those baby bibs that read "I'm with am stupid".

"I'm am stupid"? Babies are dumb.

 

[General Malaise]

Uruk - if it makes you feel better I too thought gm's wife was of Asian heritage. That is what cosjobs let me to believe once upon a time. Iirc the wedding was in Detroit because that's where she is from. I remember at the time thinking "that's weird...I didn't know there was much of an Asian population in Detroit."

Kinda Asiany I guess.

Enjoying an Asian hipster sport (stu - HI!)

My little Asian Hippy Girl

How much older are you?

that bad?

 

[General Malaise]

I rarely tuck

mostly because i'm a lardass.

 

[Abraham]

job

Spoiler

Got my offer from Dell. Can't take it I don't think. I need a job but even hitting the sales plan on target I still would barely pay my bills. I would be counting on blowing out my number and making some bonus bucks (which I am confident in doing) but I'm not technically eligible until after my 2nd quarter, so that's 6 months away.

Have a phone interview with a smaller company on Monday and the software company I've been going back and forth with is supposed to be crunching number today (although it's getting a little late to hear from them).

Kind of kicking myself because I had two or three interviews a month ago that paid higher but were much further away so I wasn't as aggressive about them figuring a job at Dell that paid right was a layup. Turns out NOBODY gets hired in to Dell from outside at the number I was expecting, which I have only learned in the last week or so.

 

[T Bell]

job

Spoiler

Got my offer from Dell. Can't take it I don't think. I need a job but even hitting the sales plan on target I still would barely pay my bills. I would be counting on blowing out my number and making some bonus bucks (which I am confident in doing) but I'm not technically eligible until after my 2nd quarter, so that's 6 months away.

Have a phone interview with a smaller company on Monday and the software company I've been going back and forth with is supposed to be crunching number today (although it's getting a little late to hear from them).

Kind of kicking myself because I had two or three interviews a month ago that paid higher but were much further away so I wasn't as aggressive about them figuring a job at Dell that paid right was a layup. Turns out NOBODY gets hired in to Dell from outside at the number I was expecting, which I have only learned in the last week or so.

Sorry, man. Rotten luck.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I rarely tuck

mostly because i'm a lardass.

Would smash. And the wife is pretty hot too! HEYYOOOOOO!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I stared death in the eyes today.

I was walking back from the Dr's office and wasn't really paying attention to what was in front of me for a moment. This was because something in the front yard of the house I was passing had drawn my attention. As I redirected my focus back to the sidewalk / direction I'm going, about 5 sidewalk squares in front of me is something in my path.

As I'm muttering to myself, 'WTF is that' the something starts to move.

I stop dead in my tracks as the next thing I know I'm staring eye to eye with a hawk who appears pretty pissed off that I'm interrupting its squirrel breakfast . Then the hawk, at most 10 feet in front of me, spreads its wings and just stands there looking at me. This thing was hugegantic. Its wingspan was as wide as the sidewalk. After about 3 seconds of stare-down the hawk took off in my direction. It got about half way to me and veered off to it's left and headed up into the tree behind me.

I think I stood there gaping at the thing like a slackjawed yokel for about 30 seconds

When I started walking I didn't even pass the squirrel because I didn't want the hawk thinking I was a threat to it's grub. I went to the other side of the street.

Finally found this.