GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[heckmanm]

what happened to YSR? she still post here?

penis happened to YSR. No shtick.

Yeah she had just gotten penised when I abandoned you fellas. Surprisingly haven't gotten this name banned for her yet

Band name

eta - dammit CQ!

 

[proninja]

Isn't someone in the JIMTAN a triathlete or cyclist?

I ride my bike slowly and talk about bikes all day for a living

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My cousin just got married. She and her new husband do triathlons regularly. Was wondering if there was some cool triathlon gift to get...

 

[proninja]

My cousin just got married. She and her new husband do triathlons regularly. Was wondering if there was some cool triathlon gift to get...

Budget?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

$100-$200

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, this Justified show is pretty awful right?

Yes. But it has a lot of fans around here. I don't understand the love. Poor writing and campy/over-the-top acting (I'm looking at you, Goggins).

 

[UniAlias]

Another video of the infield race, maybe a little better quality.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Why am I only allowed to like a post once?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Who do we like at the track today? Any word from the Derbyholers?Looks wet.

Orb and Normandy Invasion if it's wet.

ETA: Lines of Battle on a wet track too

Since I didn't see anyone else do it, I've got to give Pack some props here

Thanks GB. Normandy just ran out of gas. Lines of Battle pushed into the 7th, but not bad for a 33-1 shot.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

the fastest 30 seconds in sports

So, we had started drinking around 7 in the morning and sometime mid-afternoon, Tre and I decided it was time for some horse racing. We put on horse masks and some random guys we had been partying with donned the tiny plastic jockey hats Tre had sent and hopped on our backs to race. It looks like I was ahead of Tre for much of the race, but he brought the steam late and had incredible closing speed... Until his jockey leaned too far forward, sending our hero tumbling to the ground. Tre was gushing blood from his knee and scraped up his arm pretty well too.

Will have to try this for zillahole, I'll take TU as my horse.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

It's not a cornhole until someone (usually me) bleeds

 

[Limp Ditka]

For those smart enough to not wander in there, Clifford with a work of genius in the Hitler thread.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=681167&page=13#entry15548361

 

[charvik]

For those smart enough to not wander in there, Clifford with a work of genius in the Hitler thread.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=681167&page=13#entry15548361

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For those smart enough to not wander in there, Clifford with a work of genius in the Hitler thread.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=681167&page=13#entry15548361

Eh...uneven. I think he could have done better.

 

[YSR]

what happened to YSR? she still post here?

penis happened to YSR. No shtick.

Great truths being spoken here.

I'm proud of you, BK, for keeping this name going for so long. I imagine your two boys keep you out of trouble enough for you to stay unbanned.

Speaking of being penised, I had a baby shower in SC yesterday and my friend Erin (she is the one who called Frosty and Tanner a collective "****" on my FB when they did that random "congratulations" shtick a couple of years ago) came through HUGE:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

I did what now?

Sorry, I thought you were involved. I just checked. It was mostly Tanner, and her exact quote was "your friends are balls".

 

[shuke]

Hell of a day for a baseball game.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Tanner getting the (unintentional) softball of the world in the Mad Men thread:

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=328118&page=77#entry15526962

Not sure what's funny about that, but OK.

Think somebody on 9/11 in the office #####ing about his handful of commercials not running. The guy's lucky to not get punched in the mouth.

MLK's death = 9/11?

Forget it.

I will never forget 9/11.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just another thing I think is probably a lot funnier than it really is.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just got dropped off at the airport. Great times were had with some top level cornholers.

Many thanks to Guster for the bed and hospitality. Thanks to Uni for the sex in Gusters bed.

Hopefully y'all can do this again sometime. Maybe with less rain.

 

[UniAlias]

Just got dropped off at the airport. Great times were had with some top level cornholers.Many thanks to Guster for the bed and hospitality. Thanks to Uni for the sex in Gusters bed.Hopefully y'all can do this again sometime. Maybe with less rain.

I miss you.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just got dropped off at the airport. Great times were had with some top level cornholers.Many thanks to Guster for the bed and hospitality. Thanks to Uni for the sex in Gusters bed.Hopefully y'all can do this again sometime. Maybe with less rain.

I miss you.

I stole some of your socks.

 

[EYLive]

$100-$200

For carbo loading?

 

[Thorn]

Just got dropped off at the airport. Great times were had with some top level cornholers.Many thanks to Guster for the bed and hospitality. Thanks to Uni for the sex in Gusters bed.Hopefully y'all can do this again sometime. Maybe with less rain.

I miss you.

I stole some of your socks.

Used or unused?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just got dropped off at the airport. Great times were had with some top level cornholers.Many thanks to Guster for the bed and hospitality. Thanks to Uni for the sex in Gusters bed.Hopefully y'all can do this again sometime. Maybe with less rain.

I miss you.

I stole some of your socks.

Used or unused?

Used, I don't want to forget his smell.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just got dropped off at the airport. Great times were had with some top level cornholers.

Many thanks to Guster for the bed and hospitality. Thanks to Uni for the sex in Gusters bed.

Hopefully y'all can do this again sometime. Maybe with less rain.

I miss you.

Awwwwww

 

[Thorn]

Just got dropped off at the airport. Great times were had with some top level cornholers.Many thanks to Guster for the bed and hospitality. Thanks to Uni for the sex in Gusters bed.Hopefully y'all can do this again sometime. Maybe with less rain.

I miss you.

I stole some of your socks.

Used or unused?

Used, I don't want to forget his smell.

I'm sniffing him right now.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Okay, that's great guys.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

For those smart enough to not wander in there, Clifford with a work of genius in the Hitler thread.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=681167&page=13#entry15548361

Eh...uneven. I think he could have done better.

This "grumpy old guy who likes nothing" shtick needs to end.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Justified is absolutely fantastic, despite what crusty old bastards might think.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Justified is absolutely fantastic, despite what crusty old bastards might think.

Terrible

 

[Sammy3469]

I can't believe this got past the editor:

Hey, Lisa Swenson! Congrats on your 100th career hit for the Newark (N.J.) Academy softball team! You were fun to coach. Good luck in this great game, and in life!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I can't believe this got past the editor:

Hey, Lisa Swenson! Congrats on your 100th career hit for the Newark (N.J.) Academy softball team! You were fun to coach. Good luck in this great game, and in life!

wat

 

[Sammy3469]

I can't believe this got past the editor:

Hey, Lisa Swenson! Congrats on your 100th career hit for the Newark (N.J.) Academy softball team! You were fun to coach. Good luck in this great game, and in life!

wat

From the last part of MMQB. I was enjoying reading how he got puked on and noticed that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I can't believe this got past the editor:

Hey, Lisa Swenson! Congrats on your 100th career hit for the Newark (N.J.) Academy softball team! You were fun to coach. Good luck in this great game, and in life!

wat

From the last part of MMQB. I was enjoying reading how he got puked on and noticed that.

Are you creating some sort of new Onslaught but with words?

 

[Tiger Fan]

I can't believe this got past the editor:

Hey, Lisa Swenson! Congrats on your 100th career hit for the Newark (N.J.) Academy softball team! You were fun to coach. Good luck in this great game, and in life!

wat

From the last part of MMQB. I was enjoying reading how he got puked on and noticed that.

someone want to unpack this?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Tre showing tremendous closing speed and the heart of a champion there

Sheer will

 

[jplvr]

the fastest 30 seconds in sports

So, we had started drinking around 7 in the morning and sometime mid-afternoon, Tre and I decided it was time for some horse racing. We put on horse masks and some random guys we had been partying with donned the tiny plastic jockey hats Tre had sent and hopped on our backs to race. It looks like I was ahead of Tre for much of the race, but he brought the steam late and had incredible closing speed... Until his jockey leaned too far forward, sending our hero tumbling to the ground. Tre was gushing blood from his knee and scraped up his arm pretty well too.

Will have to try this for zillahole, I'll take TU as my horse.

Glad I checked this thread today.

 

[Bogart]

20 relatives at Ao for a family reunion.

Migas for breakfast, light lunch assorted salads, and Oysters Rockefeller and Catfish Court Bouillon for dinner.

Found out one uncle just diagnosed with Alzh., another unc. significantly progressing thru his stages of dementia and my dad freaking out a couple days ago because of his increasing memory lapses. He's the oldest but healthiest (brain) of all of them. Ugh.

Think I'll eat a couple of vikes, have some beers and power thru the cooking while watching the derby and shucking oysters.

I do have a couple of cool cousins to help out and drink with.

Any chance you have ACL availablity in the chicken coops? I will be in town with child bride.

Band schedule comes out tomorrow. Muse and others have been leaked so far.

Got two 3-day passes and lodging for two within walking distance all paid for. $1000 bucks total. Now I just need a date.

 

[The_Man]

the fastest 30 seconds in sports

So, we had started drinking around 7 in the morning and sometime mid-afternoon, Tre and I decided it was time for some horse racing. We put on horse masks and some random guys we had been partying with donned the tiny plastic jockey hats Tre had sent and hopped on our backs to race. It looks like I was ahead of Tre for much of the race, but he brought the steam late and had incredible closing speed... Until his jockey leaned too far forward, sending our hero tumbling to the ground. Tre was gushing blood from his knee and scraped up his arm pretty well too.

Rulez.

Did somebody put that poor broken-down creature out of its misery?

 

[Bogart]

Been awhile. Hello to all my jimtans GBs.

 

[The_Man]

Speaking of Wires, my friend is a Baltimore Sun cops and court reporter. He's covering the trial today of a 17-year-old guy who confessed to killing a customer in a carryout, but is now trying to overcome the confession to get acquitted.

My friend was standing outside the courthouse after today's proceedings and the defendant's family went after a teenage spectator who they said had been sent there by a gang to record the defendant's testimony on a cell phone. "That's the flunky right there!" And then they chased him - out of sight of my friend, and with no police around anywhere.

Sounds like it would be a great Wires scene. Kind of sucks in real life, though. I like Baltimore, I really do. But sometimes it's harder than others.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

RIP ACP Gallbladder 4/8/xxxx - 5/3/2013

"poursout40ozofbile:

Thank you, friends. I am slowly on the mend.

 

[strykerpks]

RIP ACP Gallbladder 4/8/xxxx - 5/3/2013

"poursout40ozofbile:

Thank you, friends. I am slowly on the mend.

Did they let you keep it?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

RIP ACP Gallbladder 4/8/xxxx - 5/3/2013

"poursout40ozofbile:

Thank you, friends. I am slowly on the mend.

Did they let you keep it?

No, and I even asked. It was in a plastic container (much like a 2-serviingchinese soup takeout). They let me see it but said I couldn't have it. I wanted to bedazzle the #### out of that thing.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I can't believe this got past the editor:

Hey, Lisa Swenson! Congrats on your 100th career hit for the Newark (N.J.) Academy softball team! You were fun to coach. Good luck in this great game, and in life!

wat

From the last part of MMQB. I was enjoying reading how he got puked on and noticed that.

Are you creating some sort of new Onslaught but with words?

I still have no idea what he's talking about.

 

[krista4]

RIP ACP Gallbladder 4/8/xxxx - 5/3/2013

"poursout40ozofbile:

Thank you, friends. I am slowly on the mend.

Did they let you keep it?

No, and I even asked. It was in a plastic container (much like a 2-serviingchinese soup takeout). They let me see it but said I couldn't have it. I wanted to bedazzle the #### out of that thing.

Glad you're doing well.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

RIP ACP Gallbladder 4/8/xxxx - 5/3/2013

"poursout40ozofbile:

Thank you, friends. I am slowly on the mend.

Did they let you keep it?

No, and I even asked.

You had to have a lot of gall to do that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now this hotel in Kauai is a ####hole. The whole place reeks of pinesole. The pool water is green. Couple that with the fact everyone else we've seen staying here is at least 65 if not 70. Leaving for a new place now. Oof.

Tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen. HTDH

I tend to make series of bad decisions that generally go on for years. We're at the Marriott Laihue now. Just a slight difference.Let me know if/when I can buy you dinner and drinks.

Oof not much better gb, but im sure youll make the mist if it. Heading to baracuda now, you guys will like, come. bail on Linus and get to the north shore, it's pretty simple ask pickles, you have my number .over and out :banned

He speaks the truth, this guy.

x Difference between a little league ball field and Candlestick Park. Not even close. I would love to know how many hundreds of millions it took to build this place. Talking to the cabbie on the way here, he said there are some even more beautiful places but this is more than sufficient. The garden, Koi pond, statues, paintings and stuff are incredibly gorgeous.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Goat slips on wet floor

 

[St. Louis Bob]

the fastest 30 seconds in sports

So, we had started drinking around 7 in the morning and sometime mid-afternoon, Tre and I decided it was time for some horse racing. We put on horse masks and some random guys we had been partying with donned the tiny plastic jockey hats Tre had sent and hopped on our backs to race. It looks like I was ahead of Tre for much of the race, but he brought the steam late and had incredible closing speed... Until his jockey leaned too far forward, sending our hero tumbling to the ground. Tre was gushing blood from his knee and scraped up his arm pretty well too.