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GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

Bogart said:
I'm about 30 pages behind.

So I'm going to assume some funny things were said :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

some sad things were said Thoprowishes

some stupid things were said Is today the day I put them on ignore?

and Stu somehow still gets more women married than I do single Awesome cake BTW. :thumbup: :thumbup:

I love you all. Some more than I should.
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I had to read that 3 times.

 
Bogart said:
I'm about 30 pages behind.

So I'm going to assume some funny things were said :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

some sad things were said Thoprowishes

some stupid things were said Is today the day I put them on ignore?

and Stu somehow still gets more women married than I do single Awesome cake BTW. :thumbup: :thumbup:

I love you all. Some more than I should.
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Going to need a Dr/'s note

 
How's this for a Facebook humblebrag?: "got a free drink at Starbucks. i really need to stop breastfeeding. i have a whole new respect for large-chested women and what they deal with, although the free drink is ok."

Followed up with this comment on her own status: "i can't believe how hard it is to shop for a dress in a 0, but with a d-cup. "

 
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Tremendous Upside said:
How's this for a Facebook humblebrag?: "got a free drink at Starbucks. i really need to stop breastfeeding. i have a whole new respect for large-chested women and what they deal with, although the free drink is ok."

Followed up with this comment on her own status: "i can't believe how hard it is to shop for a dress in a 0, but with a d-cup. "
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Pics or gtfo?

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Tremendous Upside said:
How's this for a Facebook humblebrag?: "got a free drink at Starbucks. i really need to stop breastfeeding. i have a whole new respect for large-chested women and what they deal with, although the free drink is ok."

Followed up with this comment on her own status: "i can't believe how hard it is to shop for a dress in a 0, but with a d-cup. "
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Pics or gtfo?
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She doesn't post pics of herself post pregnancy on FB

 
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Tremendous Upside said:
How's this for a Facebook humblebrag?: "got a free drink at Starbucks. i really need to stop breastfeeding. i have a whole new respect for large-chested women and what they deal with, although the free drink is ok." Followed up with this comment on her own status: "i can't believe how hard it is to shop for a dress in a 0, but with a d-cup. "
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Would smash.
 
Tremendous Upside said:
How's this for a Facebook humblebrag?: "got a free drink at Starbucks. i really need to stop breastfeeding. i have a whole new respect for large-chested women and what they deal with, although the free drink is ok." Followed up with this comment on her own status: "i can't believe how hard it is to shop for a dress in a 0, but with a d-cup. "
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Wait, Starbucks gives free drinks to chicks that breastfeed there? How is this not more widely-publicized?
 
Ignoramus said:
Tremendous Upside said:
How's this for a Facebook humblebrag?: "got a free drink at Starbucks. i really need to stop breastfeeding. i have a whole new respect for large-chested women and what they deal with, although the free drink is ok." Followed up with this comment on her own status: "i can't believe how hard it is to shop for a dress in a 0, but with a d-cup. "
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Wait, Starbucks gives free drinks to chicks that breastfeed there? How is this not more widely-publicized?
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No, the barista (a guy, presumedly) gave her a free drink b/c she has large milk filled breasts post pregnancy

 
Abraham said:
Disco Stu said:
Abraham said:
Abraham, on 16 May 2013 - 08:45, said:

Stu - need a ruling on Lord Huron. Aside from a band name that indicates they should be opening the Monsters of Metal tour, what do you think?
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Good stuff, but not something I listen to regularly anymore for whatever reason.Instant thumbs up in 2010. Those EPs are still on bandcamp btw.

Debut LP cracked my top 10 last year.

:thumbup:
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Of COURSE you were listening to them three years ago. :mellow:
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Thanks to this place. And SXSW. :thumbup: Somehow I messed up both those links. Fixed now.

 
Bogart said:
I'm about 30 pages behind. So I'm going to assume some funny things were said :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:some sad things were said Thoprowishessome stupid things were said Is today the day I put them on ignore?and Stu somehow still gets more women married than I do single Awesome cake BTW. :thumbup: :thumbup: I love you all. Some more than I should.
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You didn't miss much:SLB went to Hawaii and sadly is still married to my Pepper.I have issues changing flat tires, but everyone here was very supportive and didn't mock me.Abe's financial decisions caused the economy's collapsei n 2008. His wife is mad at him and he's trying to sell a fancy guitar made for left handed people.Tanner caught teh gay from watching Sideways.Homer had sex with someone his own age (just kidding)Lamont works with racists.Krista used "anal verge" in a sentence and everyone masturbated.Shuke was shuked about something.Kev joined a cult at COS house. In exchange for locks of his hair, they're gonna cure the gout in his feet.Guster's meditating.Tre killed a horse and wears the horse's head while rule playing.Thorn killed a man with a trident.Frosty is very proud of his softball skills.Me and Pickles are FB friends. (his wife is moving up my rankings)Stryker gave up drinking as a show of solidarity for Abe and Lamont.GM complained about something.Cannuck is barely Canadian.Tiger fan is a very private person.CQ was named employee of the month after he emailed a co-worker a pic of his anal verge. He got a paid day off and some beems and Bundy chords.YSR announced she's naming the baby Bently Aaron Dodds.That's pretty much it.
 
Raider Nation said:
This has been driving me nuts.

There was a movie which I think came out in the past couple of years. Or possibly it was a TV show. A guy and a girl meet, arranged I believe by someone with a sinister plan, and they hit it off. Come to find out, they are brother and sister and had been banging all along without knowledge of it.

Any help what movie/show this was?
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Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

 
Gadzooks said:
Bogart said:
I'm about 30 pages behind. So I'm going to assume some funny things were said :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:some sad things were said Thoprowishessome stupid things were said Is today the day I put them on ignore?and Stu somehow still gets more women married than I do single Awesome cake BTW. :thumbup: :thumbup: I love you all. Some more than I should.
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You didn't miss much:SLB went to Hawaii and sadly is still married to my Pepper.I have issues changing flat tires, but everyone here was very supportive and didn't mock me.Abe's financial decisions caused the economy's collapsei n 2008. His wife is mad at him and he's trying to sell a fancy guitar made for left handed people.Tanner caught teh gay from watching Sideways.Homer had sex with someone his own age (just kidding)Lamont works with racists.Krista used "anal verge" in a sentence and everyone masturbated.Shuke was shuked about something.Kev joined a cult at COS house. In exchange for locks of his hair, they're gonna cure the gout in his feet.Guster's meditating.Tre killed a horse and wears the horse's head while rule playing.Thorn killed a man with a trident.Frosty is very proud of his softball skills.Me and Pickles are FB friends. (his wife is moving up my rankings)Stryker gave up drinking as a show of solidarity for Abe and Lamont.GM complained about something.Cannuck is barely Canadian.Tiger fan is a very private person.CQ was named employee of the month after he emailed a co-worker a pic of his anal verge. He got a paid day off and some beems and Bundy chords.YSR announced she's naming the baby Bently Aaron Dodds.That's pretty much it.
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:lmao:

 
Tremendous Upside said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Tremendous Upside said:
How's this for a Facebook humblebrag?: "got a free drink at Starbucks. i really need to stop breastfeeding. i have a whole new respect for large-chested women and what they deal with, although the free drink is ok."

Followed up with this comment on her own status: "i can't believe how hard it is to shop for a dress in a 0, but with a d-cup. "
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Pics or gtfo?
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She doesn't post pics of herself post pregnancy on FB
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Oh okay I'll suffer with just pre-pregnancy pics then.

TIA

 
Abraham said:
General Malaise said:
Abraham said:
Lets call it $20 for the ta3 shipping. I haven't played 18 holes since my bachelor party. They are steel shafts and a decade old but in great shape. Good clubs.Cos - the pallet racks are in great shape and work really well. I even have 7 pcs of plywood that have been ripped to fit the spaces.
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My computer monitor died at work today. Got a flat panel monitor or did they stop making those?
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Yes I do. But it is not a widescreen. $25 shipped?
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Can you take a picture of it? And include a penny (if you have one). I'M KIDDING!!!!

 
General Malaise said:
Raider Nation said:
This has been driving me nuts.

There was a movie which I think came out in the past couple of years. Or possibly it was a TV show. A guy and a girl meet, arranged I believe by someone with a sinister plan, and they hit it off. Come to find out, they are brother and sister and had been banging all along without knowledge of it.

Any help what movie/show this was?
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Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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wwwwwwwhhhhhheeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeesssssss

mmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

??????????????????????????????????????

 
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Gadzooks said:
Bogart said:
I'm about 30 pages behind. So I'm going to assume some funny things were said :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:some sad things were said Thoprowishessome stupid things were said Is today the day I put them on ignore?and Stu somehow still gets more women married than I do single Awesome cake BTW. :thumbup: :thumbup: I love you all. Some more than I should.
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You didn't miss much:SLB went to Hawaii and sadly is still married to my Pepper.I have issues changing flat tires, but everyone here was very supportive and didn't mock me.Abe's financial decisions caused the economy's collapsei n 2008. His wife is mad at him and he's trying to sell a fancy guitar made for left handed people.Tanner caught teh gay from watching Sideways.Homer had sex with someone his own age (just kidding)Lamont works with racists.Krista used "anal verge" in a sentence and everyone masturbated.Shuke was shuked about something.Kev joined a cult at COS house. In exchange for locks of his hair, they're gonna cure the gout in his feet.Guster's meditating.Tre killed a horse and wears the horse's head while rule playing.Thorn killed a man with a trident.Frosty is very proud of his softball skills.Me and Pickles are FB friends. (his wife is moving up my rankings)Stryker gave up drinking as a show of solidarity for Abe and Lamont.GM complained about something.Cannuck is barely Canadian.Tiger fan is a very private person.CQ was named employee of the month after he emailed a co-worker a pic of his anal verge. He got a paid day off and some beems and Bundy chords.YSR announced she's naming the baby Bently Aaron Dodds.That's pretty much it.
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The best you can do is say I complain too much? Pretty weak sauce. I don't really complain that much.

 
strykerpks said:
I think I know why GM can't fill his warehouse.
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:lmao:

Reminds me of story (could be an urban legend) my stepmom liked to tell. She worked for a large agriculture/land conglomerate back in the 1970s. They produced a huge percentage of raisins sold in America. They hired some young guy right out of business school in their accounting department. After a few weeks he asked in a meeting "Why are we buying all of these grapes?"

 
strykerpks said:
I think I know why GM can't fill his warehouse.
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It's full now, buddy boy! Half of it is stuffed with industrial insulation and the other half with xmas decorations for strip malls, hotels and restaurants. :bowtie:

What is Cos going to do with all those pallets? Why does Abe have them? What would Shuke do with them? Does Abe have a forklift he can sell?

 
At what age are you too old for a pinata??

We had my daughters 5th birthday over the weekend (stay away homer) and I made a paper machet pinata (look at me, I can make a 4th grade art project) for my two girls (5 and 2, again stay away homer) and my nephews (also 5 and 2, stay away GM's son) to take turns smashing with a wiffle bat. I have a 12 year old nephew who was also at the party and he wanted to take a turn. I was hesitant since I wanted the younger kids to each get a few turns, but let him have his turn last. Sure enough on his first swing he smashed it into pieces and the candy went flying. He then proceeded to run around and pick up 90% of the candy for himself.

 
General Malaise said:
strykerpks said:
I think I know why GM can't fill his warehouse.
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It's full now, buddy boy! Half of it is stuffed with industrial insulation and the other half with xmas decorations for strip malls, hotels and restaurants. :bowtie:

What is Cos going to do with all those pallets? Why does Abe have them? What would Shuke do with them? Does Abe have a forklift he can sell?
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I have a pallet jack, which is kind of a mini-forklift for moving pallets around. It doesn't elevate much though.

 
I'm delivering a desk to my nephew and had to rent a damn U-Haul truck and drive it the 400 miles to Louisville. I do all the driving for a couple of reasons. About 250 miles into driving this stupid bigass truck with no suspension and I can't see a damn thing out of it and have to keep a death grip on the wheel or it will fly all over the highway, Mr. Krista said, with perfect seriousness, "This is an easy drive."

I feel like YSR.

 
Abraham said:
General Malaise said:
strykerpks said:
I think I know why GM can't fill his warehouse.
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It's full now, buddy boy! Half of it is stuffed with industrial insulation and the other half with xmas decorations for strip malls, hotels and restaurants. :bowtie:

What is Cos going to do with all those pallets? Why does Abe have them? What would Shuke do with them? Does Abe have a forklift he can sell?
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I have a pallet jack, which is kind of a mini-forklift for moving pallets around. It doesn't elevate much though.
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What do you do with them?

 
UOFI_316 said:
At what age are you too old for a pinata??

We had my daughters 5th birthday over the weekend (stay away homer) and I made a paper machet pinata (look at me, I can make a 4th grade art project) for my two girls (5 and 2, again stay away homer) and my nephews (also 5 and 2, stay away GM's son) to take turns smashing with a wiffle bat. I have a 12 year old nephew who was also at the party and he wanted to take a turn. I was hesitant since I wanted the younger kids to each get a few turns, but let him have his turn last. Sure enough on his first swing he smashed it into pieces and the candy went flying. He then proceeded to run around and pick up 90% of the candy for himself.
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Kid sounds like a real treat.

 
General Malaise said:
Abraham said:
General Malaise said:
strykerpks said:
I think I know why GM can't fill his warehouse.
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It's full now, buddy boy! Half of it is stuffed with industrial insulation and the other half with xmas decorations for strip malls, hotels and restaurants. :bowtie:

What is Cos going to do with all those pallets? Why does Abe have them? What would Shuke do with them? Does Abe have a forklift he can sell?
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I have a pallet jack, which is kind of a mini-forklift for moving pallets around. It doesn't elevate much though.
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What do you do with them?
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I sold all the inventory i had two months ago. Before that, we would occassionally need the jack to move stuff around the warehouse. Not often though. Now i have no use for it.

 
I always wanted to get my kids a pinata for one of their birthdays but either

A: Fill it with something like pebbles or old shoes or bottle caps or something else useless.

or

B: Put nothing in it at all.

 
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