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Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them...
:brownandreddot: :oldunsure:
He told me today that everybody has them, they are just more sensitve on some people. I didn't know that.
Actually, they only get inflamed in some people.
I also think I'm Gay Ready® now too.

 
Oh yeah and the doctor I saw today was another ### MAN. The doctor that did the colonoscopy told me to see him about my roids. i was told there was a procedure to take care of them. I thought this was just a consultation but then he said he wanted to check things out and to take off my pants. Ug. As I lay there on my side waiting to get digitally probed by this dude, he starts laughing and says "well isn't that cute!". I forgot about the tattoo I have on my butt.
:lmao: Did he take that as a sign to start spooning with you?
:lmao: :lmao: I told them where I got it and he started to get upset not realizing who I was and Mrs. SLB works there with him. After that was cleared up he got down to business. A little spooning would have been nice because the way it went down felt like I was just raped.

Urgent consultation needed- I'm working from home today and dropped my son at one of his summer day care/camps. They're heading to a swimming pool today, which I forgot, so I need to go back and bring his swim trunks and a towel.

Problem: he wore his swim trunks yesterday and they have a skid mark in them about the size of a silver dollar. They're the only pair I've got.

So, do I:

1) drop them off anyway?

2) don't drop them off?

3) walk into day care wearing them inside out on top of my head talking like I'm a Hindi?

I've got 20 minutes....
You're a towel.
:lmao:

 
Looks like I'm moving to Nicaragua August 13. :oldunsure:
Boy, that came out of left field. ;)
Well, I didn't have an exact date, and I expected to leave about three weeks later than that, but an opportunity has arisen that means I'm going earlier, which also means I'm in a ####### panic and about to vomit.

Looks like I'm moving to Nicaragua August 13. :oldunsure:
Will they let you into the country carrying all those mite larvae?
:lmao: :lmao:

I might need to be authenticated by the USDA or something before they'll let me in. :(

 
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White House Down is very entertaining. I'm not saying its a great movie, but if you go into the theater with with semi-low expectations and a popcorn movie mentality, you are going to have a very good time.

The Heat, on the other hand is amusing, but never really breaks through to funny. Overly long and derivative with really nothing new except the energy and comedic brilliance of Melissa McCathy. And I guess Bullock was really pretty decent, but it just never was able to kick the funny up where I needed it to be.

I just re-watched And the Band Played On on On Demand and I'd have a hard time leaving it off my all-time Top 10. Just a brilliant movie.
Three 'ons' in a row. Wonder how many times that's been done before in written verse.

 
White House Down is very entertaining. I'm not saying its a great movie, but if you go into the theater with with semi-low expectations and a popcorn movie mentality, you are going to have a very good time.

The Heat, on the other hand is amusing, but never really breaks through to funny. Overly long and derivative with really nothing new except the energy and comedic brilliance of Melissa McCathy. And I guess Bullock was really pretty decent, but it just never was able to kick the funny up where I needed it to be.

I just re-watched And the Band Played On on On Demand and I'd have a hard time leaving it off my all-time Top 10. Just a brilliant movie.
I'm kind of proud that I wrote a grammatically correct sentence using on on on.
Oooops, honda.

 
White House Down is very entertaining. I'm not saying its a great movie, but if you go into the theater with with semi-low expectations and a popcorn movie mentality, you are going to have a very good time.

The Heat, on the other hand is amusing, but never really breaks through to funny. Overly long and derivative with really nothing new except the energy and comedic brilliance of Melissa McCathy. And I guess Bullock was really pretty decent, but it just never was able to kick the funny up where I needed it to be.

I just re-watched And the Band Played On on On Demand and I'd have a hard time leaving it off my all-time Top 10. Just a brilliant movie.
I'm kind of proud that I wrote a grammatically correct sentence using on on on.
Oooops, honda.
:lmao:

 
A girl that I dated a while back is down from Columbus for work and asked if I wanted to do dinner tonight. Be back later, don't get the thread closed while I'm gone :popcorn:

 
White House Down is very entertaining. I'm not saying its a great movie, but if you go into the theater with with semi-low expectations and a popcorn movie mentality, you are going to have a very good time.

The Heat, on the other hand is amusing, but never really breaks through to funny. Overly long and derivative with really nothing new except the energy and comedic brilliance of Melissa McCathy. And I guess Bullock was really pretty decent, but it just never was able to kick the funny up where I needed it to be.

I just re-watched And the Band Played On on On Demand and I'd have a hard time leaving it off my all-time Top 10. Just a brilliant movie.
Three 'ons' in a row. Wonder how many times that's been done before in written verse.
could be the first time someone used "on on on" on a message board.

oh, that's four. sorry cos, your glory was short-lived.

 
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Having alcohol while you're breastfeeding is way way way different from drinking when you're pregnant. Your blood when legally drunk is at .08%, which means at max your milk, even when legally drunk is also at most .08%. I challenge you to get your baby to drink enough milk at a time to get even a little bit intoxicated on .08% alcohol milk. Go ahead and have a glass of wine or two if you want to.

 
Having alcohol while you're breastfeeding is way way way different from drinking when you're pregnant. Your blood when legally drunk is at .08%, which means at max your milk, even when legally drunk is also at most .08%. I challenge you to get your baby to drink enough milk at a time to get even a little bit intoxicated on .08% alcohol milk. Go ahead and have a glass of wine or two if you want to.
wat?

 
Having alcohol while you're breastfeeding is way way way different from drinking when you're pregnant. Your blood when legally drunk is at .08%, which means at max your milk, even when legally drunk is also at most .08%. I challenge you to get your baby to drink enough milk at a time to get even a little bit intoxicated on .08% alcohol milk. Go ahead and have a glass of wine or two if you want to.
wat?
He said if you drink an assload of Sloshy McDrunk's breast milk, there's a chance you get a buzz from it.

 
Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.

Nice knowing you guys. :cry:
JFC, were you using On?
:lmao: One of my all time favorite Farside cartoons.

Well played.

 
Having alcohol while you're breastfeeding is way way way different from drinking when you're pregnant. Your blood when legally drunk is at .08%, which means at max your milk, even when legally drunk is also at most .08%. I challenge you to get your baby to drink enough milk at a time to get even a little bit intoxicated on .08% alcohol milk. Go ahead and have a glass of wine or two if you want to.
wat?
He said if you drink an assload of Sloshy McDrunk's breast milk, there's a chance you get a buzz from it.
From what I hear, you'll want to cut that moonshine with some coke. Otherwise, you'll end up wearing newspaper boy caps and scratching one side of your neck like it's infested with fleas....

 
Having alcohol while you're breastfeeding is way way way different from drinking when you're pregnant. Your blood when legally drunk is at .08%, which means at max your milk, even when legally drunk is also at most .08%. I challenge you to get your baby to drink enough milk at a time to get even a little bit intoxicated on .08% alcohol milk. Go ahead and have a glass of wine or two if you want to.
wat?
He said if you drink an assload of Sloshy McDrunk's breast milk, there's a chance you get a buzz from it.
From what I hear, you'll want to cut that moonshine with some coke. Otherwise, you'll end up wearing newspaper boy caps and scratching one side of your neck like it's infested with fleas....
Relatedly, I saw this today: http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w202/fbgkrista4/download_zpsd8fc5a61.jpg

 
Having alcohol while you're breastfeeding is way way way different from drinking when you're pregnant. Your blood when legally drunk is at .08%, which means at max your milk, even when legally drunk is also at most .08%. I challenge you to get your baby to drink enough milk at a time to get even a little bit intoxicated on .08% alcohol milk. Go ahead and have a glass of wine or two if you want to.
wat?
He said if you drink an assload of Sloshy McDrunk's breast milk, there's a chance you get a buzz from it.
From what I hear, you'll want to cut that moonshine with some coke. Otherwise, you'll end up wearing newspaper boy caps and scratching one side of your neck like it's infested with fleas....
Relatedly, I saw this today: http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w202/fbgkrista4/download_zpsd8fc5a61.jpg
I delivered newspapers when I was a kid and I never wore one of those hats.

 
Anybody care to give me a 2 week recap? I'll also need another one in 2 weeks when I finally catch up with work
Good info. Thanks dickmittens :kicksrock:
Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

 
shuke's wife, Tre's niece?, and somebody else's something else need thoprawishes

Homer got Heis'd

krista's moving to Brazil and sold all her ####, which took no emotional toll whatsoever.

Some meat was raffled. Some tabs were pulled

Tanner married some emotional W.T. moron to a chick in BFE

SLB went to a wedding, got a couple of anal probes, and an ### tatt.

Ignoramus sold his house, I think.

A bunch of people got boozy, including Tre if you consider a box of wine booze. If not, then he's been sober as a priest at an Irish wake.

Guster (is it Guster? I can't even keep people straight anymore) has been praying at work, while his boss sleeps.

YSR gripped and ripped, then hung a bottle of Night Train from the IV pole. Over/Under on age her daugher becomes sober enough to walk is set at 5.

flysack has an unhealthy obsession with YSR's boobs, but NOT in the non-creepy, abnormal way the rest of us internet guys obsess about them. He's not even asking for pictures at this point. It all seems to relate to an incident his wife had when she was breastfeeding spiders iirc (I think Spider is his son's name? That seems abnormal enough to be right).

Tiger Fan may or may not have been promoted and may or may not be using said promotion to fund a trip to see The Who play at The Trop.

That about cover it?

 
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Oh, bentley got drunk while his kids did something cute

redman's kid is taking remedial ### wiping classes in summer school

Stu is a trendy ##### who likes douchey music and douchey events and douchey women 10 years younger than him, but for some reason I'm remembering that that's supposed to be a bad thing.

kev still has his feet (and a job?) for now. One of those has something to do with cos, I think

Uruk is still alive

Lots of movies are OK. Not the greatest thing ever, but they're worth going to see if you want to eat some popcorn in the dark where the floors might be sticky.

Oh, and Abe made his nut for 6 months and IB made a joke I was too stupid to get.

GM starts menstruating in a couple of days.

 
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shuke's wife, Tre's niece?, and somebody else's something else need thoprawishes

Homer got Heis'd

krista's moving to Brazil and sold all her ####, which took no emotional toll whatsoever.

Some meat was raffled. Some tabs were pulled

Tanner married some emotional W.T. moron to a chick in BFE

SLB went to a wedding, got a couple of anal probes, and an ### tatt.

Ignoramus sold his house, I think.

A bunch of people got boozy, including Tre if you consider a box of wine booze. If not, then he's been sober as a priest at an Irish wake.

Guster (is it Guster? I can't even keep people straight anymore) has been praying at work, while his boss sleeps.

YSR gripped and ripped, then hung a bottle of Night Train from the IV pole. Over/Under on age her daugher becomes sober enough to walk is set at 5.

flysack has an unhealthy obsession with YSR's boobs, but NOT in the non-creepy, abnormal way the rest of us internet guys obsess about them. He's not even asking for pictures at this point. It all seems to relate to an incident his wife had when she was breastfeeding spiders iirc (I think Spider is his son's name? That seems abnormal enough to be right).

Tiger Fan may or may not have been promoted and may or may not be using said promotion to fund a trip to see The Who play at The Trop.

That about cover it?
lol

 
Oh, bentley got drunk while his kids did something cute

redman's kid is taking remedial ### wiping classes in summer school

Stu is a trendy ##### who likes douchey music and douchey events and douchey women 10 years younger than him, but for some reason I'm remembering that that's supposed to be a bad thing.

kev still has his feet (and a job?) for now. One of those has something to do with cos, I think

Uruk is still alive

Lots of movies are OK. Not the greatest thing ever, but they're worth going to see if you want to eat some popcorn in the dark where the floors might be sticky.

Oh, and Abe made his nut for 6 months and IB made a joke I was too stupid to get.
:finger:

 
St. Louis Bob said:
So this wedding reception last night..... First I was wrong it was a gal Mrs. SLB works with, not a gym friend. Second, she didn't read the invitation apparently because it was a luau theme and he we were dressed like it was a normal reception. What was even more amusing were the other people that didn't read it either but were still wearing jean shorts and sandals. I was at white trash ground zero. You know its bad when one of the doctors that showed up kept wanting to hang around me.

I also had my suspicions that the only guy that works at her place has the hots for Mrs. SLB. He just got a divorce in January. I asked if he was dating anybody and he looks at my wife and says "no, I don't want to yet". :mellow: I've also been told many times by my wife how they are always teasing each other. Oh and he said he couldn't sit next to her because of the dress she was wearing. Really dude? It doesn't bother me for a lot of reasons. The main one being I've ruined her and she would go gay before another guy.

I got to meet the gal that put the tattoo on my ###. In front of her husband. That was sort of awkward as she says how's your red head in a really sultry voice.

One of the other nurses asked me to ask her older sister (like 60) to dance because she was shy and liked to dance. Although I really suck at dancing, I complied. She told me I was really cute. lol

So after that I decided to ask Mrs. SLB's female boss to dance and she grinded all over me real good like. I didn't hate it. :oldunsure:

The only thing being served was draft beer but one of the nurse's husband went to the liquor store across the street and bought a bottle of whiskey. We were outside smoking and he offered me some. Sure. After dancing I come back and the bottle is on the table right where I was sitting. I falsely assumed they left and left the bottle for me. So I polished it off. They didn't leave and pretty sure were pissed. :bag:

Mrs. SLB and Cal are leaving to go camping for two days (suckers!) and I'm dropping Dylan off at my parents. I guess I'll go to the casino or something since she said I couldn't have any pretty girls over.
You drove to Granite City for a wedding reception?
Man, that's so true.

 

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