St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I also think I'm Gay Ready® now too.Actually, they only get inflamed in some people.He told me today that everybody has them, they are just more sensitve on some people. I didn't know that.:brownandreddot:
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GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Did he take that as a sign to start spooning with you?
You're a towel.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Good news is I just got my electric bill and I used almost 1000 kwh less than last June. GB led lighting and this awesome weather.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Will they let you into the country carrying all those mite larvae?Looks like I'm moving to Nicaragua August 13.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I thought she'd never been to Oregon.Will they let you into the country carrying all those mite larvae?Looks like I'm moving to Nicaragua August 13.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Well, I didn't have an exact date, and I expected to leave about three weeks later than that, but an opportunity has arisen that means I'm going earlier, which also means I'm in a ####### panic and about to vomit.Boy, that came out of left field.Looks like I'm moving to Nicaragua August 13.
Will they let you into the country carrying all those mite larvae?Looks like I'm moving to Nicaragua August 13.
I might need to be authenticated by the USDA or something before they'll let me in. :(
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General Malaise
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
That's my birthday. Happy Day for Us!!!!!!!Looks like I'm moving to Nicaragua August 13.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
If I make it into the country with all four cats, I will have a Tona* and a cigar* in your honor.That's my birthday. Happy Day for Us!!!!!!!Looks like I'm moving to Nicaragua August 13.
*Sub wine and more wine.
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
-fish-
Footballguy
could be the first time someone used "on on on" on a message board.
oh, that's four. sorry cos, your glory was short-lived.
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commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
Having alcohol while you're breastfeeding is way way way different from drinking when you're pregnant. Your blood when legally drunk is at .08%, which means at max your milk, even when legally drunk is also at most .08%. I challenge you to get your baby to drink enough milk at a time to get even a little bit intoxicated on .08% alcohol milk. Go ahead and have a glass of wine or two if you want to.
-fish-
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
He said if you drink an assload of Sloshy McDrunk's breast milk, there's a chance you get a buzz from it.
General Malaise
Footballguy
JFC, were you using On?Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.
Nice knowing you guys.
One of my all time favorite Farside cartoons.Well played.
General Malaise
Footballguy
....as the Tickfaw Valleycougars take the field to start the 7th, a new pitcher is on the mound. Hailing from Parts Unknown but living all over the world, Krista4 sports an ERA just over 2, which is almost as high as her BAC most nights. A submarine delivery, K4 will throw a steady diet of forkballs, but can mix in a slider that can buckle the knees of right handed hitters...Tanner is better at this than me.
General Malaise
Footballguy
From what I hear, you'll want to cut that moonshine with some coke. Otherwise, you'll end up wearing newspaper boy caps and scratching one side of your neck like it's infested with fleas....
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Wow.
I thought pinstripes were supposed to be slimming.
I thought pinstripes were supposed to be slimming.
General Malaise
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Relatedly, I saw this today: http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w202/fbgkrista4/download_zpsd8fc5a61.jpg
T Bell
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.Good info. Thanks dickmittens
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
shuke's wife, Tre's niece?, and somebody else's something else need thoprawishes
Homer got Heis'd
krista's moving to Brazil and sold all her ####, which took no emotional toll whatsoever.
Some meat was raffled. Some tabs were pulled
Tanner married some emotional W.T. moron to a chick in BFE
SLB went to a wedding, got a couple of anal probes, and an ### tatt.
Ignoramus sold his house, I think.
A bunch of people got boozy, including Tre if you consider a box of wine booze. If not, then he's been sober as a priest at an Irish wake.
Guster (is it Guster? I can't even keep people straight anymore) has been praying at work, while his boss sleeps.
YSR gripped and ripped, then hung a bottle of Night Train from the IV pole. Over/Under on age her daugher becomes sober enough to walk is set at 5.
flysack has an unhealthy obsession with YSR's boobs, but NOT in the non-creepy, abnormal way the rest of us internet guys obsess about them. He's not even asking for pictures at this point. It all seems to relate to an incident his wife had when she was breastfeeding spiders iirc (I think Spider is his son's name? That seems abnormal enough to be right).
Tiger Fan may or may not have been promoted and may or may not be using said promotion to fund a trip to see The Who play at The Trop.
That about cover it?
Homer got Heis'd
krista's moving to Brazil and sold all her ####, which took no emotional toll whatsoever.
Some meat was raffled. Some tabs were pulled
Tanner married some emotional W.T. moron to a chick in BFE
SLB went to a wedding, got a couple of anal probes, and an ### tatt.
Ignoramus sold his house, I think.
A bunch of people got boozy, including Tre if you consider a box of wine booze. If not, then he's been sober as a priest at an Irish wake.
Guster (is it Guster? I can't even keep people straight anymore) has been praying at work, while his boss sleeps.
YSR gripped and ripped, then hung a bottle of Night Train from the IV pole. Over/Under on age her daugher becomes sober enough to walk is set at 5.
flysack has an unhealthy obsession with YSR's boobs, but NOT in the non-creepy, abnormal way the rest of us internet guys obsess about them. He's not even asking for pictures at this point. It all seems to relate to an incident his wife had when she was breastfeeding spiders iirc (I think Spider is his son's name? That seems abnormal enough to be right).
Tiger Fan may or may not have been promoted and may or may not be using said promotion to fund a trip to see The Who play at The Trop.
That about cover it?
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Oh, bentley got drunk while his kids did something cute
redman's kid is taking remedial ### wiping classes in summer school
Stu is a trendy ##### who likes douchey music and douchey events and douchey women 10 years younger than him, but for some reason I'm remembering that that's supposed to be a bad thing.
kev still has his feet (and a job?) for now. One of those has something to do with cos, I think
Uruk is still alive
Lots of movies are OK. Not the greatest thing ever, but they're worth going to see if you want to eat some popcorn in the dark where the floors might be sticky.
Oh, and Abe made his nut for 6 months and IB made a joke I was too stupid to get.
GM starts menstruating in a couple of days.
redman's kid is taking remedial ### wiping classes in summer school
Stu is a trendy ##### who likes douchey music and douchey events and douchey women 10 years younger than him, but for some reason I'm remembering that that's supposed to be a bad thing.
kev still has his feet (and a job?) for now. One of those has something to do with cos, I think
Uruk is still alive
Lots of movies are OK. Not the greatest thing ever, but they're worth going to see if you want to eat some popcorn in the dark where the floors might be sticky.
Oh, and Abe made his nut for 6 months and IB made a joke I was too stupid to get.
GM starts menstruating in a couple of days.
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kevzilla
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Probably better than Amelia Earhart Travel Planners but not quite as good as Amelia Earhart GPS Devices
Notorious T.R.E.
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And I thought bobby sac never paid attention.
T Bell
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
for Bobby Sac's recap
Unfortunately for him, he's now set himself up to be required to give weekly recaps or suffer the consequences.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Man, that's so true.You drove to Granite City for a wedding reception?St. Louis Bob said:So this wedding reception last night..... First I was wrong it was a gal Mrs. SLB works with, not a gym friend. Second, she didn't read the invitation apparently because it was a luau theme and he we were dressed like it was a normal reception. What was even more amusing were the other people that didn't read it either but were still wearing jean shorts and sandals. I was at white trash ground zero. You know its bad when one of the doctors that showed up kept wanting to hang around me.
I also had my suspicions that the only guy that works at her place has the hots for Mrs. SLB. He just got a divorce in January. I asked if he was dating anybody and he looks at my wife and says "no, I don't want to yet".I've also been told many times by my wife how they are always teasing each other. Oh and he said he couldn't sit next to her because of the dress she was wearing. Really dude? It doesn't bother me for a lot of reasons. The main one being I've ruined her and she would go gay before another guy.
I got to meet the gal that put the tattoo on my ###. In front of her husband. That was sort of awkward as she says how's your red head in a really sultry voice.
One of the other nurses asked me to ask her older sister (like 60) to dance because she was shy and liked to dance. Although I really suck at dancing, I complied. She told me I was really cute. lol
So after that I decided to ask Mrs. SLB's female boss to dance and she grinded all over me real good like. I didn't hate it.
The only thing being served was draft beer but one of the nurse's husband went to the liquor store across the street and bought a bottle of whiskey. We were outside smoking and he offered me some. Sure. After dancing I come back and the bottle is on the table right where I was sitting. I falsely assumed they left and left the bottle for me. So I polished it off. They didn't leave and pretty sure were pissed.
Mrs. SLB and Cal are leaving to go camping for two days (suckers!) and I'm dropping Dylan off at my parents. I guess I'll go to the casino or something since she said I couldn't have any pretty girls over.
mr. furley
Footballguy
General Malaise
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