GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

This weekend I was playing in a softball tournament in the town where I grew up and went to high school and we had a three hour break between games so we went to a bar. Half the team was inside and half outside and I was hanging outside and I noticed a guy there by himself who I went to high school with an was actually really good friends with from 4th-12th grade. We played sports together all through elementary and high school and had sleepovers and played Nintendo when we were kids and were always hanging out in the same group in high school. When I realized it was him I went back inside and hid out there until he left because I didn't want to have to talk to him since I haven't seen him in probably 11 years. Is that weird?

I did this the other day. Guy I haven't talked to since HS, but we're friends on facebook. To be fair, he's a 9/11 wingnut.

The guy I'm talking about had his dad flip out right after high school because his whole life was wrapped up in his son's (this guy) sport career and he left his family to move back in with his parents in Morehead never came back and they were all ####ed up about it and now I had heard my old friend was a weird biker guy and he was wearing a biker shirt and his wallet had a chain on it.

This is truly an impressive sentence. Are you currently on crank?

 

[Annyong]

Lol wtf.

 

[Frostillicus]

This weekend I was playing in a softball tournament in the town where I grew up and went to high school and we had a three hour break between games so we went to a bar. Half the team was inside and half outside and I was hanging outside and I noticed a guy there by himself who I went to high school with an was actually really good friends with from 4th-12th grade. We played sports together all through elementary and high school and had sleepovers and played Nintendo when we were kids and were always hanging out in the same group in high school. When I realized it was him I went back inside and hid out there until he left because I didn't want to have to talk to him since I haven't seen him in probably 11 years. Is that weird?

I did this the other day. Guy I haven't talked to since HS, but we're friends on facebook. To be fair, he's a 9/11 wingnut.

The guy I'm talking about had his dad flip out right after high school because his whole life was wrapped up in his son's (this guy) sport career and he left his family to move back in with his parents in Morehead never came back and they were all ####ed up about it and now I had heard my old friend was a weird biker guy and he was wearing a biker shirt and his wallet had a chain on it.

This is truly an impressive sentence. Are you currently on crank?

Crap. I actually meant to go back and make sure I had a period in there but my brain is just flowing I guess on the vodka and cranberry I've been drinking since I don't have to go to work tomorrow and am going to the cabin. And thank you I am taking that as a compliment.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Talking to people you know > talking to strangers > not talking at all > talking to people you kind of know

 

[Annyong]

Talking to people you know > talking to strangers > not talking at all > talking to people you kind of know

accurate

 

[Frostillicus]

Talking to people you know > talking to strangers > not talking at all > talking to people you kind of know

accurate

Did your wife get home?

 

[Annyong]

Nope, went to a bar, but I have some promising texts.

 

[Frostillicus]

Nope, went to a bar, but I have some promising texts.

good luck

 

[Frostillicus]

I would totally make a pizza right now if we had one. No pizza rolls either.

 

[Annyong]

I would totally make a pizza right now if we had one. No pizza rolls either.

She just bought this big bag full of little bags of "SkinnyPop" healthy popcorn. I ate every damn bag. Like 500 calories worth. She's gonna be a little 100lb fireball

 

[Annyong]

Yeah I could go for a pizza too.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Not sure if they have pizza at Nye's, guys.

 

[Guster]

Not sure if they have pizza at Nye's, guys.

my link

 

[phishphan]

This weekend I was playing in a softball tournament in the town where I grew up and went to high school and we had a three hour break between games so we went to a bar. Half the team was inside and half outside and I was hanging outside and I noticed a guy there by himself who I went to high school with an was actually really good friends with from 4th-12th grade. We played sports together all through elementary and high school and had sleepovers and played Nintendo when we were kids and were always hanging out in the same group in high school. When I realized it was him I went back inside and hid out there until he left because I didn't want to have to talk to him since I haven't seen him in probably 11 years. Is that weird?

Yes, but I think I remember you drinkenly telling us you were socially awkward one night. I'm kinda like that some times.

My wife says I'm worse than socially awkward, she refers to me as "socially rahtarded"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Add to the fact that I was wearing these ......

I wouldn't mess with a guy wearing those just on general principle.

Damn straight, you wouldn't

I was going to say....how do you not clock him as he's getting off the bike. I understand your sentiments though particularly with your son with you. NIce work GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tuesdays are not traditionally heavy Meat Raffle days.

My parents are at Nye's Tuesday nights. Stop on by.

How does this work?? Walk in and ask "Does anyone here have a kid from the Internet?"

Yes.

Is there a Mr Mr Pickles here?

"Please, call me Tom. Mister Pickles is my son."

I got the wording slightly wrong, but I still hate you. http://s177.photobucket.com/user/fbgkrista4/media/IMG_0229_zps64d784b1.mp4.html

Why did you stop recording before Mr. K4 doused the joint with vitamin G?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This weekend I was playing in a softball tournament in the town where I grew up and went to high school and we had a three hour break between games so we went to a bar. Half the team was inside and half outside and I was hanging outside and I noticed a guy there by himself who I went to high school with an was actually really good friends with from 4th-12th grade. We played sports together all through elementary and high school and had sleepovers and played Nintendo when we were kids and were always hanging out in the same group in high school. When I realized it was him I went back inside and hid out there until he left because I didn't want to have to talk to him since I haven't seen him in probably 11 years. Is that weird?

I did this the other day. Guy I haven't talked to since HS, but we're friends on facebook. To be fair, he's a 9/11 wingnut.

The guy I'm talking about had his dad flip out right after high school because his whole life was wrapped up in his son's (this guy) sport career and he left his family to move back in with his parents in Morehead never came back and they were all ####ed up about it and now I had heard my old friend was a weird biker guy and he was wearing a biker shirt and his wallet had a chain on it.

This is truly an impressive sentence. Are you currently on crank?

"Crank" isn't used nearly enough any longer.

 

[Abraham]

Hey Bentley - I'm addressing the Alamo (San Antonio) Kiwanis club on 7/11. Top that!

That's pretty bigtime. I'd be interested in exactly what in the hell the Kiwanas do.I've got a gig in two weeks MCing our trade association conference for 400 or so. After that its back to the Round Rock Chamber power networking lunch, Austin Hispanic Chamber TriCounty Summit and the Delmar College Truck Driving Institute.

You'll be at rr chamber lunch? I wasn't going to go but now I think I will.

 

[The_Man]

Btw, hi from Vermont

Where are you? One of my closest friends just moved to Burlington and I'm dying to visit.

In Rutland now but headed up to Burlington tomorrow. Been 17 years since I graduated from there and my first time going back to visit.

Lived there for most of the 90s, usually go back every summer though, not this year. It's probably a better place to visit now than it used to be, but slightly worse place to live. Friends say it's basically like being a year-round resident of a tourist town - better restaurants and more stuff happening, but also everything's way more expensive, lots more traffic, and lots of tourists, particularly Quebecois since the loonie is on par with the dollar.

American Flatbread in the old Carbur's is pretty good, the Farmhouse is fantastic for sitting and quaffing. It's where the McDonald's used to be right off of Church Street - friends call it "Old McDonald's."

 

[Annyong]

Had a little too much Mount Gay Rum last night

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This weekend I was playing in a softball tournament in the town where I grew up and went to high school and we had a three hour break between games so we went to a bar. Half the team was inside and half outside and I was hanging outside and I noticed a guy there by himself who I went to high school with an was actually really good friends with from 4th-12th grade. We played sports together all through elementary and high school and had sleepovers and played Nintendo when we were kids and were always hanging out in the same group in high school. When I realized it was him I went back inside and hid out there until he left because I didn't want to have to talk to him since I haven't seen him in probably 11 years. Is that weird?

Yes, but I think I remember you drinkenly telling us you were socially awkward one night. I'm kinda like that some times.

I have my issues, as I think TRE could tell you.

I knew that was weird. I should have talked to him but I just don't wanna be like "so what do you do" and "how's the family" and stuff. And then have to answer that too. Ugh. I bet Tanner backs me up here.

I would absolutely do something like this. But I'm not sure I'm ever the measuring stick you want to use for normalcy.

 

[Abraham]

Had a little too much Mount Gay Rum last night

Oh come on. That's not even a softball...more like hitting it off a tee.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hey guys. Who is the CFO of this thread?

Not Colin

 

[Disco Stu]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

 

[mr roboto]

Hey guys. Who is the CFO of this thread?

Not Colin

 

[Abraham]

Hey guys. Who is the CFO of this thread?

Not Colin

 

[Annyong]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

Dont forget about Oh Yes!

i think they are all banned till 2014 for some reason. i barely even post anymore

penis.

 

[mr roboto]

Hey annyong, Wrigley. I'm headed down your way to Mokena. I'll wave out the window on 355 in your general direction.

 

[Ignoramus]

Hey guys. Who is the CFO of this thread?

Not Colin

 

[Annyong]

Hey annyong, Wrigley. I'm headed down your way to Mokena. I'll wave out the window on 355 in your general direction.

What time? I'll look out the window?

 

[mr roboto]

Hey annyong, Wrigley. I'm headed down your way to Mokena. I'll wave out the window on 355 in your general direction.

What time? I'll look out the window?

Im at 355 and 88. I'll hang my #### out the window to let you know it's me.

 

[Disco Stu]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

Dont forget about Oh Yes!

i think they are all banned till 2014 for some reason. i barely even post anymore

penis.

Your wife holding up ok after popping out kids? She was way up the rankings of FBG wives/gfs IIRC. #creepy

 

[Annyong]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

Dont forget about Oh Yes!

i think they are all banned till 2014 for some reason. i barely even post anymore

penis.

Your wife holding up ok after popping out kids? She was way up the rankings of FBG wives/gfs IIRC. #creepy

Better than ever! Hi honey!!

But yeah she bounced back nicely you creepy *******.

 

[Disco Stu]

In that case we should be FB friends.

 

[Guster]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

Dont forget about Oh Yes!

i think they are all banned till 2014 for some reason. i barely even post anymore

penis.

big fan, agree you should post more

 

[Frostillicus]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

Dont forget about Oh Yes!

i think they are all banned till 2014 for some reason. i barely even post anymore

penis.

big fan, agree you should post more

Disagree.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

It was a joke. AE doesn't do much for me.

 

[Ignoramus]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

Dont forget about Oh Yes!i think they are all banned till 2014 for some reason. i barely even post anymore

penis.

big fan, agree you should post more

Disagree.

Agree.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Btw, hi from Vermont

Where are you? One of my closest friends just moved to Burlington and I'm dying to visit.

In Rutland now but headed up to Burlington tomorrow. Been 17 years since I graduated from there and my first time going back to visit.

Lived there for most of the 90s, usually go back every summer though, not this year. It's probably a better place to visit now than it used to be, but slightly worse place to live. Friends say it's basically like being a year-round resident of a tourist town - better restaurants and more stuff happening, but also everything's way more expensive, lots more traffic, and lots of tourists, particularly Quebecois since the loonie is on par with the dollar.American Flatbread in the old Carbur's is pretty good, the Farmhouse is fantastic for sitting and quaffing. It's where the McDonald's used to be right off of Church Street - friends call it "Old McDonald's."

Thanks. My memories are fuzzy and I never spent much time there in the summer so I'm excited. Gravy fries at Nectars still awesome?

 

[The_Man]

Btw, hi from Vermont

Where are you? One of my closest friends just moved to Burlington and I'm dying to visit.

In Rutland now but headed up to Burlington tomorrow. Been 17 years since I graduated from there and my first time going back to visit.

Lived there for most of the 90s, usually go back every summer though, not this year. It's probably a better place to visit now than it used to be, but slightly worse place to live. Friends say it's basically like being a year-round resident of a tourist town - better restaurants and more stuff happening, but also everything's way more expensive, lots more traffic, and lots of tourists, particularly Quebecois since the loonie is on par with the dollar.American Flatbread in the old Carbur's is pretty good, the Farmhouse is fantastic for sitting and quaffing. It's where the McDonald's used to be right off of Church Street - friends call it "Old McDonald's."

Thanks. My memories are fuzzy and I never spent much time there in the summer so I'm excited.Gravy fries at Nectars still awesome?

Depends. Are you still going to be wasted at last call?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Overall good end to an extremely stressful week. Can't go into detail b/c I don't want to jinx anything...just nice for all of this to happen on a friday

So literally, this just happened again. For some reason, the karma Gods are smiling upon me. I'm going to buy a few lottery tickets on the way home.

 

[Annyong]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

Dont forget about Oh Yes!

i think they are all banned till 2014 for some reason. i barely even post anymore

penis.

big fan, agree you should post more

Disagree.

Emma Stone is overrated.

 

[Annyong]

Overall good end to an extremely stressful week. Can't go into detail b/c I don't want to jinx anything...just nice for all of this to happen on a friday

So literally, this just happened again. For some reason, the karma Gods are smiling upon me. I'm going to buy a few lottery tickets on the way home.

you got an OTPHJ?

 

[phishphan]

Speaking of "slap it high" does Arctic Edge still post? Different name? I liked him.

Wait, this isn't an Arctic Edge alias? Who the F is this?

Annyong=Boom King = Super Awesome Dude = a guy who should post more here

Dont forget about Oh Yes!i think they are all banned till 2014 for some reason. i barely even post anymore

penis.

big fan, agree you should post more

Disagree.

Agree.

let's disagree to agree on this.

 

[T Bell]

Well poop. We almost made it through a 4 day visit from my mother without incident. But this afternoon she and wife had a spat and I'm sure ill be hearing about it for weeks or months.

1. I rarely eat lunch.

2. When I do it is usually some crackers or a granola bar I find at work.

3. Wife tries to tell me how unhealthy this is.

So today I went home after jury duty and wife asks if I want lunch then makes a joke to my mom that I usually don't eat lunch and if I do it is "usually a handful of trail mix or half a left over cracker." My mother - in the midst of Habing a crazy moment replies "well that's probably prett healthy actually."

BOOM

Could have chilled meat in the house it got so cold so suddenly. So I've dropped mom off and an heading home to hear all about how my mom baby's me and how she most certainly must have no idea what I've put wife through and so on and so forth.

F'in women.

 

[Ignoramus]

Overall good end to an extremely stressful week. Can't go into detail b/c I don't want to jinx anything...just nice for all of this to happen on a friday

So literally, this just happened again. For some reason, the karma Gods are smiling upon me. I'm going to buy a few lottery tickets on the way home.

You gonna be CFO of a publicly-traded real estate investment firm or something?

 

[Guster]

Overall good end to an extremely stressful week. Can't go into detail b/c I don't want to jinx anything...just nice for all of this to happen on a friday

So literally, this just happened again. For some reason, the karma Gods are smiling upon me. I'm going to buy a few lottery tickets on the way home.

awkward for vague good fortune

 

[T Bell]

Add to the fact that I was wearing these ......

I wouldn't mess with a guy wearing those just on general principle.

Any Nordstrom link in a fight discussion merely lengthens the odds.

 

[T Bell]

Hey Bentley - I'm addressing the Alamo (San Antonio) Kiwanis club on 7/11. Top that!

That's pretty bigtime. I'd be interested in exactly what in the hell the Kiwanas do.

Mostly they get inside, fortify the doors and windows, and gripe about Santa Ana as they take pot shots at passersby.