GM's thread about nothing (51 Viewers)

[krista4]

How about instead of jackets we just spray you down with some insulating foam?

Which colors would it come in?

Nude

Seriously, I just want to rent a coat and would like someone to start this business. It's like when I worked in downtown Chicago and wanted someone to start Naps to Go, which would be a fleet of soundproof vans custom-fitted with comfy beds that would whisk you away from your office for a 30- or 45-minute nap. It didn't matter if it made them money; I just wanted it.

Love this idea.

Get on it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

GBTecumseh, hang in there brother. :(

Thanks man. The year of suck just keeps rolling on.

Tec, so sorry to hear about your dog.

Hang in there.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Remember that chick who was selling positive pregnancy tests on craigslist?

I think the real money maker would be selling negative tests.

I've gone ahead and registered loadoffmymind.com. Who's in?

If there's ever a market for non-viable sperm samples I'm going to be set for life.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GBTecumseh, hang in there brother. :(

Thanks man. The year of suck just keeps rolling on.

Sorry to hear about your dog.

You know what always helps when you lose a pet? Getting a new pet. Like maybe a cat. I have a couple of spares you could have. I could mail one to you. Krista knows how do do this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's like when I worked in downtown Chicago and wanted someone to start Naps to Go, which would be a fleet of soundproof vans custom-fitted with comfy beds that would whisk you away from your office for a 30- or 45-minute nap. It didn't matter if it made them money; I just wanted it.

Pretty sure they have those everywhere.

 

[General Malaise]

Also, do we want to try one more time to have a GMTAN Fantasy Football League? We can just have the draft in here. 14 teams, $25 entry, I'll clone it like another league I run, which is a bit more wide open and fun than your grandfather's fantasy football league. I should have some time this summer to organize/commish this.

Thoughts on doing just a draft and "best ball" and no transactions during the year? The draft sounds fun, but the thought of another league to manage doesn't.

Just my $.02

Oh, for ####'s sake, it's 25 bucks, dude. Not every league needs a draft dominator and over thinking. If the thought of this league makes you break out in hives, just avoid it.

Actually, it being only $25 compounds the problem. In my experience, people stop paying attention to the small $ leagues after a few weeks b/c managing them becomes tedious. The draft is where all the fun is...and it seems like the 18 people after me also support.

Surely, it's not about the money. I just dropped $17 on ####### ice bags!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Fantasy football shouldn't be tedious. It's supposed to be fun. I'll do whatever the league wants, but just how much time do you folks spend managing leagues? I've never thought of this hobby as a chore before.

 

[General Malaise]

GBTecumseh, hang in there brother. :(

Thanks man. The year of suck just keeps rolling on.

Sorry to hear about your dog.

You know what always helps when you lose a pet? Getting a new pet. Like maybe a cat. I have a couple of spares you could have. I could mail one to you. Krista knows how do do this.

I'll tell you what's even better than getting a cat to replace a lost loved dog and that's getting yourself a new baby. Tecum, PM me your address and I'll send you one of those.

 

[Guster]

GBTecumseh, hang in there brother. :(

Thanks man. The year of suck just keeps rolling on.

Tec, so sorry to hear about your dog.Hang in there.

 

[Tecumseh]

GBTecumseh, hang in there brother. :(

Thanks man. The year of suck just keeps rolling on.

Tec, so sorry to hear about your dog.

Hang in there.

Thanks Pack.

GBTecumseh, hang in there brother. :(

Thanks man. The year of suck just keeps rolling on.

Sorry to hear about your dog.

You know what always helps when you lose a pet? Getting a new pet. Like maybe a cat. I have a couple of spares you could have. I could mail one to you. Krista knows how do do this.

Thanks but Pass.

GBTecumseh, hang in there brother. :(

Thanks man. The year of suck just keeps rolling on.

Sorry to hear about your dog.

You know what always helps when you lose a pet? Getting a new pet. Like maybe a cat. I have a couple of spares you could have. I could mail one to you. Krista knows how do do this.

I'll tell you what's even better than getting a cat to replace a lost loved dog and that's getting yourself a new baby. Tecum, PM me your address and I'll send you one of those.

Thanks but pass with feckless prejudice.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Also, do we want to try one more time to have a GMTAN Fantasy Football League? We can just have the draft in here. 14 teams, $25 entry, I'll clone it like another league I run, which is a bit more wide open and fun than your grandfather's fantasy football league. I should have some time this summer to organize/commish this.

Thoughts on doing just a draft and "best ball" and no transactions during the year? The draft sounds fun, but the thought of another league to manage doesn't.

Just my $.02

Oh, for ####'s sake, it's 25 bucks, dude. Not every league needs a draft dominator and over thinking. If the thought of this league makes you break out in hives, just avoid it.

Actually, it being only $25 compounds the problem. In my experience, people stop paying attention to the small $ leagues after a few weeks b/c managing them becomes tedious. The draft is where all the fun is...and it seems like the 18 people after me also support.

Surely, it's not about the money. I just dropped $17 on ####### ice bags!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Fantasy football shouldn't be tedious. It's supposed to be fun. I'll do whatever the league wants, but just how much time do you folks spend managing leagues? I've never thought of this hobby as a chore before.

Setting up waivers and stuff is a pain in the ###

 

[Thorn]

ESPN is showing the hot dog eating contest. I decided to try it out...

I know I'm not the only in here that thought/hoped GM was actually attempting a hot dog eating contest rather than simply making an effort to watch one.

You are not.

 

[Thorn]

Lol at the fake vomit. Pulling out all the stops.

Next week she'll be pregnant. Book it

yeah, fortunately, she's a former champion figure skater, so high metabolism/super low body fat = Aunt Flo on vacation

Just catching up on the thread and hopefully this has been addressed, but all my ifriends with penises should understand that no period =/= cant get pregnant. Worse, the lack of period can mean the pregnancy goes undetected.

Weird. I've never gotten a girl pregnant who hasn't had her period yet.

Well you could; it's entirely possible.

 

[Thorn]

Also, is Thorn gonna be a daddy?

not within the next 9 months (16 months on planet YSR)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, is Thorn gonna be a daddy?

not within the next 9 months (16 months on planet YSR)

Threw her down a flight of stairs?

 

[Thorn]

Also, do we want to try one more time to have a GMTAN Fantasy Football League? We can just have the draft in here. 14 teams, $25 entry, I'll clone it like another league I run, which is a bit more wide open and fun than your grandfather's fantasy football league. I should have some time this summer to organize/commish this.

Thoughts on doing just a draft and "best ball" and no transactions during the year? The draft sounds fun, but the thought of another league to manage doesn't.

Just my $.02

Oh, for ####'s sake, it's 25 bucks, dude. Not every league needs a draft dominator and over thinking. If the thought of this league makes you break out in hives, just avoid it.

I will join your league, friend.

 

[Thorn]

Is "Tecumseh" really that much harder to type than "Tecum"?

 

[cosjobs]

Is "Tecumseh" really that much harder to type than "Tecum"?

seh what now?

 

[Thorn]

Also, is Thorn gonna be a daddy?

not within the next 9 months (16 months on planet YSR)

Threw her down a flight of stairs?

Ouch, GB

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, is Thorn gonna be a daddy?

not within the next 9 months (16 months on planet YSR)

Threw her down a flight of stairs?

Ouch, GB

I missed something. Sorry.

 

[Ignoramus]

PSA: Never trust a fart.

 

[T Bell]

PSA: Never trust a fart.

Exactly what did you entrust to a fart?

 

[Ignoramus]

PSA: Never trust a fart.

Exactly what did you entrust to a fart?

A pair of BVDs, some sweet jorts (redundant, I know) and my dignity. All lost now.

 

[T Bell]

PSA: Never trust a fart.

Exactly what did you entrust to a fart?

A pair of BVDs, some sweet jorts (redundant, I know) and my dignity. All lost now.

Try club soda on the BVD's and jorts.

I'd suggest scotch and soda on the dignity.

 

[Mr.Pack]

PSA: Never trust a fart.

Exactly what did you entrust to a fart?

A pair of BVDs, some sweet jorts (redundant, I know) and my dignity. All lost now.

Did this last year........ at work of all places. Shimmied to the bathroom, cleaned up. The mess was contained to my grundies so I neatly folded them up and walked across the bathroom to throw them away....... just as a friend of mine walked in. Looked at me, then my shorts in the garbage, then me again....... not a word was said. I just blankly stared back. I then said, "Yes, I crapped my pants, have a good day and I walked out"

Nimrod couldn't keep his mouth shut and I was called "poopy pants" in the office all afternoon.

 

[Gadzooks]

7 day recap? Sacamano style preferably.

 

[Frostillicus]

7 day recap? Sacamano style preferably.

Ice

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I slept until 4 o'clock today.

 

[YSR]

I slept until 4 o'clock today.

Neat. I've been up since 2:45 this morning.

 

[proninja]

I've been gone for a few days. What'd I miss?

Sacamano?

 

[T Bell]

I slept until 4 o'clock today.

Neat. I've been up since 2:45 this morning.

Breast status update?

 

[YSR]

I slept until 4 o'clock today.

Neat. I've been up since 2:45 this morning.

Breast status update?

Tired. Very tired.

 

[T Bell]

I slept until 4 o'clock today.

Neat. I've been up since 2:45 this morning.

Breast status update?

Tired. Very tired.

And the other one?

 

[Mr.Pack]

proninja or any bike guys, my daughter had her brakes adjusted on her bike and they are squealing louder than Krista's house alarm.

Is there any type of oil I can put on them to quiet it down?

I've been gone for a few days. What'd I miss?

Sacamano?

 

[kevzilla]

If there's ever a market for non-viable sperm samples I'm going to be set for life.

You're on my side of the street, bub.

 

[proninja]

proninja or any bike guys, my daughter had her brakes adjusted on her bike and they are squealing louder than Krista's house alarm.

Is there any type of oil I can put on them to quiet it down?

I've been gone for a few days. What'd I miss?

Sacamano?

Squealing is caused by one of two things, most likely.

1. The brakes aren't adjusted properly

2. The rims got cleaned with some sort of solution that's still on the rims, and if you just rub some dirt on the rims it'll be fine. Seriously.

 

[Raider Nation]

Has any celebrity aged more poorly than C. Thomas Howell? I'm catching up on Southland, and I can't believe how terrible he looks. I wouldn't have even recognized him had I not seen his name listed in the credits.

He was a good looking young kid in The Outsiders. Now, at 46, he looks 66.

Has he been on a diet of whiskey and Camels since his teens?

 

[Abraham]

I named my last kid. Not sure if this is a boy or girl but will take input/ridicule on my current list:

Boy. First name will be John. Will he called middle name or a John abbreviation (jack). Current listings: Cash, Hendrix, Holden, charles, Knox. (I hate the last one)

Girl: lyla, Layla, Charlie, hazel, Hendrix, Ridley.

Will keep you posted.

 

[Guster]

I named my last kid. Not sure if this is a boy or girl but will take input/ridicule on my current list:

Boy. First name will be John. Will he called middle name or a John abbreviation (jack). Current listings: Cash, Hendrix, Holden, charles, Knox. (I hate the last one)

Girl: lyla, Layla, Charlie, hazel, Hendrix, Ridley.

Will keep you posted.

Some terrible names on that list. Do you not love your unborn child?

 

[Abraham]

I named my last kid. Not sure if this is a boy or girl but will take input/ridicule on my current list:

Boy. First name will be John. Will he called middle name or a John abbreviation (jack). Current listings: Cash, Hendrix, Holden, charles, Knox. (I hate the last one)

Girl: lyla, Layla, Charlie, hazel, Hendrix, Ridley.

Will keep you posted.

Some terrible names on that list. Do you not love your unborn child?

You should have seen the last list. The good thing is I only have to name it one of them.

 

[T Bell]

I named my last kid. Not sure if this is a boy or girl but will take input/ridicule on my current list:

Boy. First name will be John. Will he called middle name or a John abbreviation (jack). Current listings: Cash, Hendrix, Holden, charles, Knox. (I hate the last one)

Girl: lyla, Layla, Charlie, hazel, Hendrix, Ridley.

Will keep you posted.

Some terrible names on that list. Do you not love your unborn child?

Are we sure it's his?

 

[Abraham]

She should only be so lucky as for it to be someone else's.

 

[Frostillicus]

Hendrix? For a girl's first name? Is this real?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hendrix? For a girl's first name? Is this real?

I think any girl named Hendrix would find a way to add a couple of x's to it before it's all said and done.

 

[Abraham]

Hendrix? For a girl's first name? Is this real?

#### yeah. The hang up on naming my son (were it to be a boy) Cash is that I'm locked in to John as a first name (mine, long time family name) and John Cash might be a bit much. Or maybe not...

 

[Abraham]

I'm partial to lyla or Charlie for a girl though.

 

[Guster]

I'm partial to lyla or Charlie for a girl though.

Those are terrible. Iyla is a Hindu name. Are you Hindi? Plus it's hard for people to comprehend. Charlie? Do you want your girl to be on the softball team? Seems like you're just setting her up for gender confusion.

If Cash or Hendrix(xx) are in your kid's name anywhere, I'm kicking your ### next time I'm in Austin.

Why do you feel the need to try so hard here?

 

[Guster]

Holden = from catcher in the rye?? Really?

 

[Abraham]

I was asking for suggestions.

Lyla was from Friday night lights. I know noting of Hindus.

 

[Guster]

I was asking for suggestions.

Lyla was from Friday night lights. I know noting of Hindus.

Lyla?? You spelled it Iyla... Like as in capital i.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I named my last kid. Not sure if this is a boy or girl but will take input/ridicule on my current list:

Boy. First name will be John. Will he called middle name or a John abbreviation (jack). Current listings: Cash, Hendrix, Holden, charles, Knox. (I hate the last one)

Girl: lyla, Layla, Charlie, hazel, Hendrix, Ridley.

Will keep you posted.

Some terrible names on that list. Do you not love your unborn child?

What's wrong with "John"?