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General Malaise
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I wish. Would rather have whatever comes in that box than a year supply of blood sausage.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Given the number of HRs he has hit, I figured he was black. Found out I was wrong. He must be using Brady Anderson's old locker.
the first American Ninja Warrior?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
In the Transformers movie starring horrible actor Sheila LeBoof..... Mikayla is not a Transformer, she is a girl portrayed by the talented Megan Fox.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Just slice and fry in a small amount of olive oil. Serve with eggs and/or onions.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Then why does your son insist she's not a girl?
Also, tell him Black Widow is hot. Dummy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, I read a simple recipe where a guy fried 'em up in a pan for 4 minutes on each side, shut off the burner, added some eggs, covered and let it sit for 2-3 minutes. Sunny side up eggs with sausage breakfast. Love that idea. I haven't made myself breakfast at home during a workday perhaps ever in my life; that changes tomorrow.
Officer Pete Malloy
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T Bell
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Thanks GB!
I let her sleep in today until 8, then gave her half a banana and some honey nut cheerios, which she promptly handed back to me. She's a very good sharer of things, especially when she doesn't want them. Thankfully, she kept the banana for herself.
Then I decided to take her to work with me to say hi to my team, let her play a bit as I caught up on some stuff. And then, it was off to this little cupcake store that doesn't open until 9 (really? You served baked goods to the general public and 9 is your startfew?) where I scored Hazel a free, red velvet bundt cake for her birthday. I also ordered a dozen bundtinis for her brothers and the family of the lady who takes care of her during the day. They call the place "Nothing Bundt Cake". Get it?
T Bell
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I'm confushuked. Where did I say my son thinks Mikayla's not a girl?
phishphan
Footballguy
I think it was the part where he said black widow wasn't hot because she was a girl. Hence he believes girls are not hot. Since he thinks Micheloeb is hot, he must think that she is not a girl.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Oh. Now I understand. Interesting, I didn't take it that way. Now I'm wondering what the hell he's really thinking. He must know she's a girl. Kids are dumb.
Guster
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Is this an "open-faced roast beef sandwich" reference?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
T Bell
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
And I'd order a Fresca
mr. furley
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Why is Mike Tomlin in a robe with a box of Cheerios?
T Bell
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I had a single yesterday in a moment of weakness and it was pretty good. Culver's is still better though.Notorious T.R.E. said:
T Bell
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Dyl had his first kiss recently. It was with the little girl that kicked him in the shins about a year ago for playing with another girl. I heard there was a mock wedding and everything. Good to see he has his old man's decision making skills.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Bobby Sac recap?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So I've been under a lot of stress lately which is why I haven't been around. Life really is funny. Getting wasted in the basement, smoking cigs.
I do have a story though. Last Saturday was Dylan's last baseball game and it was hotter than crap. Plus, unlike when I was growing up and there was a Catholic church seemingly every half mile, he plays teams 10-15 miles from our house. That makes me angry. Well that and the fact that Mrs. SLB continues to facilitate this charade that we are practicing Catholics. I haven't been to church on a regular basis for over 20 years and other than about a 2 month stretch a year ago, she hasn't either. Ug.
Anyhow, we get to his game, a good 12 miles from our house, an excruciating 20 minutes early. The good news is that we can claim a spot in the shade to watch. The game playing is over and the parents in the shade begin to pack up their chairs to leave, we are literally RIGHT BEHIND these parents, sitting in the grass, with our chairs, when these other people walk up and start to put their stuff down. I can't ####### believe it. So I throw a friendly elbow and put my chair up. They got the hint and moved.
That's when this older couple sit put their chairs down. Her chair was literally touching mine. I had a major case of the Tanner's going on but don't say anything. Then the rest of the family, Aunts I'm guessing, come and sit right in front of me. I keep my cool. Then old lady starts spouting off about how they had Whitey Herzog at some fund raiser "but never again, he got polluted". Whatever you old bag, I don't blame him. From people I know that know him, he's the nicest person you would ever want to meet. (Tanner, he was the coach of the Cardinals back in the 80's.) Then she starts talking about "her business" and how "did you hear we sold out house in ***". Yes, I've heard. FIVE TIMES now. So has everybody here. You know what, I wouldn't be bragging, that place has been a ####hole for 15 years. Of course their Grandson is the best play ever (actually he is) but you heard it every time the ball got anywhere near him. I just kept my mouth shut wishing her head would melt like that Nazi in Indiana Jones.
Until, she starts spouting off about some church in my old hood and where it is located. "I know it was St. I gotsumptinmypocketforyou on *** road" where we met (some couple). Her husband challenges her. She begins to bite his head off. He shuts up. I KNOW she is wrong. I want to correct her so much in hope it makes her feel stupid but I don't. I keep my mouth shut. This is a 6yo babseball game. No need to be that guy.
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I do have a story though. Last Saturday was Dylan's last baseball game and it was hotter than crap. Plus, unlike when I was growing up and there was a Catholic church seemingly every half mile, he plays teams 10-15 miles from our house. That makes me angry. Well that and the fact that Mrs. SLB continues to facilitate this charade that we are practicing Catholics. I haven't been to church on a regular basis for over 20 years and other than about a 2 month stretch a year ago, she hasn't either. Ug.
Anyhow, we get to his game, a good 12 miles from our house, an excruciating 20 minutes early. The good news is that we can claim a spot in the shade to watch. The game playing is over and the parents in the shade begin to pack up their chairs to leave, we are literally RIGHT BEHIND these parents, sitting in the grass, with our chairs, when these other people walk up and start to put their stuff down. I can't ####### believe it. So I throw a friendly elbow and put my chair up. They got the hint and moved.
That's when this older couple sit put their chairs down. Her chair was literally touching mine. I had a major case of the Tanner's going on but don't say anything. Then the rest of the family, Aunts I'm guessing, come and sit right in front of me. I keep my cool. Then old lady starts spouting off about how they had Whitey Herzog at some fund raiser "but never again, he got polluted". Whatever you old bag, I don't blame him. From people I know that know him, he's the nicest person you would ever want to meet. (Tanner, he was the coach of the Cardinals back in the 80's.) Then she starts talking about "her business" and how "did you hear we sold out house in ***". Yes, I've heard. FIVE TIMES now. So has everybody here. You know what, I wouldn't be bragging, that place has been a ####hole for 15 years. Of course their Grandson is the best play ever (actually he is) but you heard it every time the ball got anywhere near him. I just kept my mouth shut wishing her head would melt like that Nazi in Indiana Jones.
Until, she starts spouting off about some church in my old hood and where it is located. "I know it was St. I gotsumptinmypocketforyou on *** road" where we met (some couple). Her husband challenges her. She begins to bite his head off. He shuts up. I KNOW she is wrong. I want to correct her so much in hope it makes her feel stupid but I don't. I keep my mouth shut. This is a 6yo babseball game. No need to be that guy.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Sounds like a case of the grumpies.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Because my face would be against the chain link back stop. Plus, they asked after sitting down and I just waved them off. Not even sure who they were, I've never seen them at a game before. It isn't worth the trouble even though it pissed me off to no end.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh yeah, I had dinner with vendors last night and the big guy that is taking the place of the other big guy who is retiring looks a lot like Romo. He's 7 years younger than me. So weird getting old.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Dyl had his first kiss recently. It was with the little girl that kicked him in the shins about a year ago for playing with another girl. I heard there was a mock wedding and everything. Good to see he has his old man's decision making skills.
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