GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

So I moved into the 21st Century and got an iPhone today. Anybody else play Scramble w/ friends?

I would so defeat you.

My wife rules at this game. It's unreal. No idea how she does it because she's pretty stupid.

 

[-fish-]

So I moved into the 21st Century and got an iPhone today. Anybody else play Scramble w/ friends?

I deleted it, but I'll play

 

[McGarnicle]

Had another crazy dream last night. I'm at a Mets game with Penny Marshall of all people having some beers and talking about the '86 team and our favorite players from that year (is she even a Mets fan in real life?). Anyway I get up to take a piss and she says, cool, I'll join you. I found it odd when she followed me into the men's room, and even more so when she stood at the urinal next to mine and whipped out her penis.

 

[YSR]

Had another crazy dream last night. I'm at a Mets game with Penny Marshall of all people having some beers and talking about the '86 team and our favorite players from that year (is she even a Mets fan in real life?). Anyway I get up to take a piss and she says, cool, I'll join you. I found it odd when she followed me into the men's room, and even more so when she stood at the urinal next to mine and whipped out her penis.

I had a dream that Sarah Silverman came over to my house and was hanging out on the back patio by the pool all night. And she was pregnant with a little girl.

 

[UOFI_316]

We cut this down to 20 rounds correct?

 

[kevzilla]

We cut this down to 20 rounds correct?

Nope. We talked about it, but per usual, never followed through. Too late now that the 20th round has started.

 

[T Bell]

It's an old meme but still cracks me up.

 

[T Bell]

Had another crazy dream last night. I'm at a Mets game with Penny Marshall of all people having some beers and talking about the '86 team and our favorite players from that year (is she even a Mets fan in real life?). Anyway I get up to take a piss and she says, cool, I'll join you. I found it odd when she followed me into the men's room, and even more so when she stood at the urinal next to mine and whipped out her penis.

I had a dream that Sarah Silverman came over to my house and was hanging out on the back patio by the pool all night. And she was pregnant with a little girl.

We cut this down to 20 rounds correct?

These posts, back-to-back, just seemed funny to me. A nice microcosm of the JimTan.

 

[Ignoramus]

We cut this down to 20 rounds correct?

If anything we need to bump it up to 30 or 35 rounds.

 

[Thorn]

I won't be around much today so here is a pick with a back up choice

Spoiler

First choice Kenny Stills, WR NO

Second choice Eddie Royal, WR SD

I'm on vacation from Wednesday on, so feel free to text if I'm OTC and you haven't seen me.

Spoiler

so I can ignore it

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Percy Harvin for us

Kenny Stills for Thorn

 

[flysack]

Just found out one of my best friends is heading toward divorce. I was in his wedding party less than a year ago. :(

I know many here have dealt with this, but it's the first 'up close' divorce I've seen since my own parents cut ties over two decades ago. So sad. He's a hell of a guy too. I can't go into details, but suffice to say that after the dust settles and the pain subsides, I think he's going to dodge a bullet here. They don't have kids yet, and it turns out she's bat sh!t crazy. She absolutely refuses to see anyone either, either couples therapy or to address her own demons, which she refuses to admit exist. Instead she projects all her insecurities on him via unrealistic demands, and along with demanding divorce she's begun threatening him with stuff like spreading lies about him to ruin his reputation, etc. Even though he's beginning to see the light (both his father and me recommended he cut ties), last night he confessed that he can't see his life without her.

I just found out last night. I had no clue any of this was happening. Oooaf.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Had another crazy dream last night. I'm at a Mets game with Penny Marshall of all people having some beers and talking about the '86 team and our favorite players from that year (is she even a Mets fan in real life?). Anyway I get up to take a piss and she says, cool, I'll join you. I found it odd when she followed me into the men's room, and even more so when she stood at the urinal next to mine and whipped out her penis.

When is the crazy part?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Just found out one of my best friends is heading toward divorce. I was in his wedding party less than a year ago. :(

I know many here have dealt with this, but it's the first 'up close' divorce I've seen since my own parents cut ties over two decades ago. So sad. He's a hell of a guy too. I can't go into details, but suffice to say that after the dust settles and the pain subsides, I think he's going to dodge a bullet here. They don't have kids yet, and it turns out she's bat #### crazy. She absolutely refuses to see anyone either, either couples therapy or to address her own demons, which she refuses to admit exist. Instead she projects all her insecurities on him via unrealistic demands, and along with demanding divorce she's begun threatening him with stuff like spreading lies about him to ruin his reputation, etc. Even though he's beginning to see the light (both his father and me recommended he cut ties), last night he confessed that he can't see his life without her.

I just found out last night. I had no clue any of this was happening. Oooaf.

That's usually how these things go down. People keep up appearances, and you never have any real idea what's going on when their bedroom door is closed. Was she posting long distance dedications to him on Facebook?

 

[flysack]

Just found out one of my best friends is heading toward divorce. I was in his wedding party less than a year ago. :(

I know many here have dealt with this, but it's the first 'up close' divorce I've seen since my own parents cut ties over two decades ago. So sad. He's a hell of a guy too. I can't go into details, but suffice to say that after the dust settles and the pain subsides, I think he's going to dodge a bullet here. They don't have kids yet, and it turns out she's bat #### crazy. She absolutely refuses to see anyone either, either couples therapy or to address her own demons, which she refuses to admit exist. Instead she projects all her insecurities on him via unrealistic demands, and along with demanding divorce she's begun threatening him with stuff like spreading lies about him to ruin his reputation, etc. Even though he's beginning to see the light (both his father and me recommended he cut ties), last night he confessed that he can't see his life without her.

I just found out last night. I had no clue any of this was happening. Oooaf.

That's usually how these things go down. People keep up appearances, and you never have any real idea what's going on when their bedroom door is closed. Was she posting long distance dedications to him on Facebook?

Nope.

They also live in a different city, so it was easy for me to have no idea, despite being one of his only trusted confidants.

 

[UOFI_316]

We cut this down to 20 rounds correct?

Nope. We talked about it, but per usual, never followed through. Too late now that the 20th round has started.

But the president has been set for GM to make announcements in the middle of a round that would have altered previous picks.

 

[Disco Stu]

We cut this down to 20 rounds correct?

Nope. We talked about it, but per usual, never followed through. Too late now that the 20th round has started.

But the president has been set for GM to make announcements in the middle of a round that would have altered previous picks.

Draft will be 22.5 rounds.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We cut this down to 20 rounds correct?

Nope. We talked about it, but per usual, never followed through. Too late now that the 20th round has started.

But the president has been set for GM to make announcements in the middle of a round that would have altered previous picks.

Draft will be 22.5 rounds.

Did he mention the addition of Offensive Lines yet?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We cut this down to 20 rounds correct?

If anything we need to bump it up to 30 or 35 rounds.

Starting to get worried I won't have all of my bases covered here. Only 5 picks left. Is 4 quarterbacks enough?

 

[UOFI_316]

Rod Streater - WR - OAK

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'd rather have Rod Sterling [/GeneralNorwood]

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Welcome back Bob. Where you been?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Welcome back Bob. Where you been?

Eating and drinking my way through the corn and horseradish fields of some godforsaken midwestern state(s).

I'm not going to fit inside the Chandelier this year.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Welcome back Bob. Where you been?

Eating and drinking my way through the corn and horseradish fields of some godforsaken midwestern state(s).

I'm not going to fit inside the Chandelier this year.

You've got 23 days to shed some pounds, old man.

 

[Ignoramus]

Rod Streater - WR - OAK

****.

 

[kevzilla]

PWC select Daniel Thomas, RB, Miami.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hi. Survived weekend. My wife didn't actually make it over on Saturday or Sunday, but things were good on Friday with her parents.

Also got big work project done on Friday. Have to take tomorrow off, I'm burnt out.

Glad to read that, GB Shuke.

On Saturday, I also managed to run my riding mower into the fence door trying to make too sharp of a turn. Well it bent the axle so now I'm going to be out $80 just to have somebody pick it up and look at it. Then later Mrs. SLB broke the vacuum cleaner. Just went out to the garage as the front tire on Cal's bike is twisted. Seems Mrs. SLB ran it over. Not surprisingly I guess, my stomach really hurts still. Didn't sleep at all last night and had stuff lined up first thing this morning. I think I may have drank some herpes Saturday too.

Sorry about your string of bad luck. But at "fence door"

He was putting the grasscutter back in the car hole when he hit the fence door.

I'm on tilt, no doot aboot it. My brain isn't working right.

GM, we had meet the teacher night and the gal Cal has insisted he doesn't kiss on is in his class again. She must have said something to him because he said he had to confess they were indeed "dating". I haven't seen him this happy in awhile. He became much less gay tonight. Your move.

I've read that sentence 55 times. I get more lost every time I read it. Just got done paying frisbee with my sons. Oldest....well, let's just say flinging a frisbee helps his straight case.

Posting from my phone sucks. It isn't as easy as Abe makes it look.

Let me try this again.

GM, we had Meet the Teacher at the boy's school tonight and the girl that was Cal's girlfriend last year, that he has spent the summer insisting he wasn't kissing on her, is in his class again. She must have said something to him because when we got home, he said he had to confess they were indeed "dating", kissing and stuff. I haven't seen him this happy in awhile. He became much less gay tonight. Your move.

 

[strykerpks]

It's like Es Pipi isn't even trying anymore

PowerAids select - Eddie Royal with cheese - WR SD

 

[Bob Sacamano]

PWC select Daniel Thomas, RB, Miami.

Are we to the third string RBs already? Awesome. I assume Seth Doege is already off the board?

 

[Gadzooks]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Nope.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This should remind many of you of some FB friends.

The 35 Best Times Someone on Facebook Thought The Onion Was Real

Holy #### people are dumb.

Stealing this shtick. Can't wait for Truck's next Onion post now.

 

[Abraham]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Ask your buddy what the doctor said. I imagine that getting a second opinion from DR. Jim Tan will be...interesting.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

sounds like someone's already been doing too much sharing.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

SLB,

You ever been to Quincy Street Bistro? If so, any good?

 

[Drifter]

Sounds like hsv GB. 25% of women and 20% of men have it. Can be dangerous for the women as their are strong links to cervical cancer.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

SLB,

You ever been to Quincy Street Bistro? If so, any good?

Answer 'zooks' question first.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Now you know why the SIL dumped you imo

 

[T Bell]

Just found out one of my best friends is heading toward divorce. I was in his wedding party less than a year ago. :(

I know many here have dealt with this, but it's the first 'up close' divorce I've seen since my own parents cut ties over two decades ago. So sad. He's a hell of a guy too. I can't go into details, but suffice to say that after the dust settles and the pain subsides, I think he's going to dodge a bullet here. They don't have kids yet, and it turns out she's bat #### crazy. She absolutely refuses to see anyone either, either couples therapy or to address her own demons, which she refuses to admit exist. Instead she projects all her insecurities on him via unrealistic demands, and along with demanding divorce she's begun threatening him with stuff like spreading lies about him to ruin his reputation, etc. Even though he's beginning to see the light (both his father and me recommended he cut ties), last night he confessed that he can't see his life without her.

I just found out last night. I had no clue any of this was happening. Oooaf.

That's usually how these things go down. People keep up appearances, and you never have any real idea what's going on when their bedroom door is closed.

 

[T Bell]

We cut this down to 20 rounds correct?

Nope. We talked about it, but per usual, never followed through. Too late now that the 20th round has started.

But the president has been set for GM to make announcements in the middle of a round that would have altered previous picks.

Draft will be 22.5 rounds.

Did he mention the addition of Offensive Lines yet?

^That's the first offensive line right there.

 

[-fish-]

Sounds like hsv GB. 25% of women and 20% of men have it. Can be dangerous for the women as their are strong links to cervical cancer.

Think that's hpv

 

[kevzilla]

PWC select Daniel Thomas, RB, Miami.

Are we to the third string RBs already? Awesome. I assume Seth Doege is already off the board?

I had Thomas at #164 overall. Plenty of values left.

 

[T Bell]

So, uh, how about we talk about warts? Not warts from touching a frog, but you know, maybe a wart near the bottom of your shaft. You know, hypothetcially of course. You see, I, um, know this guy who apparently has one, and he had an interesting visit with the doctor yesterday regarding this wart issue. Anyone here have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Maybe you're growing another one. You'll be the most popular man in town!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Who's up?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sounds like hsv GB. 25% of women and 20% of men have it. Can be dangerous for the women as their are strong links to cervical cancer.

Think that's hpv

I think you're thinking of SWV

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Who's up?

Probably not 'zooks.

 

[krista4]

I'm en route to Atlanta. Flight delays last night getting to Nicaragua mean I got zero hours of sleep before turning around to do this again. Two kitties and one Mr. Krista made it safely, though, without any peeing, pooping, or vomiting incidents.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Stinky Fingers OTC

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm en route to Atlanta. Flight delays last night getting to Nicaragua mean I got zero hours of sleep before turning around to do this again. Two kitties and one Mr. Krista made it safely, though, without any peeing, pooping, or vomiting incidents.

Way to go, OH!!

He's getting better at this traveling thing.

 

[strykerpks]

Stinky Fingers OTC

They might need a team name change