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Why stop just one time for gas when you can stop 10 times? Throw in a great chance for an empty tank on the side of a highway while driving your your young kid to the doctor and its really a no brainer.

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
"Good said:
Uruk-Hai said:
I don't get the Drake thing. I'm assuming he's a celeb. Can someone splain?
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He's a rapper, technically, but he's also pretty "sensitive" and he sings. He's garbage.
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This is pretty accurate
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Notorious T.R.E. said:
"Good said:
Uruk-Hai said:
I don't get the Drake thing. I'm assuming he's a celeb. Can someone splain?
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He's a rapper, technically, but he's also pretty "sensitive" and he sings. He's garbage.
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This is pretty accurate
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Is he garbage because he's sensitive and sings (& thus ruins his rapper's cred), or is he garbage in the Michael Bolton sense where he's just not good?

 
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Uruk, congrats on kicking cancer's ###.

Now it's time to concentrate on the real problem...this double-quoting issue needs to be dealt with. For reals.

 
I'd fix it (or, most likely, have GM walk me through it) if I knew what I was doing. No shtick, I have no idea why it happens. It's not like my hands are shaking or I'm playing Whacka-Mole when I quote.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
"Good said:
Uruk-Hai said:
I don't get the Drake thing. I'm assuming he's a celeb. Can someone splain?
Click to expand...
He's a rapper, technically, but he's also pretty "sensitive" and he sings. He's garbage.
Click to expand...
This is pretty accurate
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Notorious T.R.E. said:
"Good said:
Uruk-Hai said:
I don't get the Drake thing. I'm assuming he's a celeb. Can someone splain?
Click to expand...
He's a rapper, technically, but he's also pretty "sensitive" and he sings. He's garbage.
Click to expand...
This is pretty accurate
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Is he garbage because he's sensitive and sings (& thus ruins his rapper's cred), or is he garbage in the Michael Bolton sense where he's just not good?
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IMO, it's the latter 100%.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Why stop just one time for gas when you can stop 10 times? Throw in a great chance for an empty tank on the side of a highway while driving your your young kid to the doctor and its really a no brainer.
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Or maybe during your drive they'll find a huge new oil field in the Middle East and gas will drop three cents. You never know.

 
Gonna get good and shammered in Uruk's honor tonight.

And in Abe's honor, I'm gonna watch about five minutes of the Packers game.

 
The Shenadoah County Fair starts tonight. It's about 3/4 mile from my house as the crow flies. The 3 big attractions are the demolition derby, the wrestlers' tournament (don't know what division - the DOA?), and some country music group that's supposed to be hot right now. This thing is a freak show - imagine 25 Wal Marts' worth of customers having a conclave, featuring meth, 4 generations of the same family all under the age of 50, & government assistance card comparisons. It's alcohol-free (HAHAHAHA) and I swear there are people there that only come down from the mountains once a year.

 
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Uruk-Hai said:
krista4 said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Thorn said:
seriously though, OUT ####### STANDING!!

:banned: :pickle: :banned: :pickle:
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Thanks, all. I'm thinking a Pappy's-and-Yoo Hoo would be an appropriate drink. K4 - thoughts?
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:lmao:

I'm bringing the top-shelf Flor de Cana next time I see you.
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That was the rum you had Julio give me as a greeting, right? I really liked it and I'm not much of a rum guy. I drank it on the rocks with lime.
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Well, I had him get a bottle for your arrival, but I'm sure it was just the regular stuff (which is still great) rather than the 15-year.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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:pickle:
 
Guster said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).
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#### yes!!!
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:goodposting: Awesome news Uruk!!!!

 
K4 - don't recall if it was regular or high test, but it had flavor that the usual rum (Bacardi & its ilk, while not being syrup) I've had doesn't. Pretty sure I bought at least one more on my travels with Julio, but I killed that one too. I also bought a bottle of JD while I was there - why, I don't know, and left most of it on the shelf. Hopefully, Carmen had a taste.

Thanks, Stu. Not sure why a Philly cheesesteak, but it's all good.

 
Christ, I am pretty hammered. I think it may be off to sleep for me. Last time I was this drunk and posting, I think I proposed to both Krista & Homer.

G'night all. I should be around for the handoff tomorrow.

 
I was going to brag about how I survived explosive diarrhea at Chuckie Cheese today. But UH had to steal my thunder by beating cancer. Whatever.

I love you Uruk.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Mr Capicollo said:
Went by Chick fil-a tonight to get dinner and the place was closed for remodeling.

Brigham Young would not approve of this IMO.
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Did you riot?
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Capicollo is black. His riot-triggers are different.
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I gotta Mac10 for Officer Wynd

Damn, his devil ### need to be shipped back to Kansas

in a casket, crew cut ######

Now he ain't nothin but food for the maggots

Lunch, punch, Hawaiin lyin

#####s ain't buyin

ya story bore me

Taerin up #### with fire, shooters, looters

Now I got a lap-top computer

 
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