GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I might just have to open that bottle of cutty.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

I might just have to open that bottle of cutty.

My link

 

[Limp Ditka]

Way to #### cancer, UH!

Now finish it off!

 

[General Malaise]

The Shenadoah County Fair starts tonight. It's about 3/4 mile from my house as the crow flies. The 3 big attractions are the demolition derby, the wrestlers' tournament (don't know what division - the DOA?), and some country music group that's supposed to be hot right now. This thing is a freak show - imagine 25 Wal Marts' worth of customers having a conclave, featuring meth, 4 generations of the same family all under the age of 50, & government assistance card comparisons. It's alcohol-free (HAHAHAHA) and I swear there are people there that only come down from the mountains once a year.

YOU SHOULD BE OUT THERE CELEBRATING WITH VODKA FLAVORED SLURPEES AND HUNTING FOR GIRLS WITH DADDY ISSUES AND MENTHOL CIGARETTE ADDICTIONS!!! PARTAY PARTAY

SO HAPPY FOR YOU MY CAPS LOCK BROKE.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

My Link :15 mark

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I might just have to open that bottle of cutty.

My link

 

[SofaKings]

Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).

Nice work! Guster's superbowl squares just took a hit.

 

[krista4]

Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).

Nice work! Guster's superbowl squares just took a hit.

I thought of that immediately, too.

 

[bentley]

Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).

That's ####### awesome UH. So happy for you!

 

[UOFI_316]

Congrats Uruk, time for another rum and coke in your honor ( or just another because I am getting ####### wasted tonight). Does this mean the Coshole will continue??

Abe - Why buy an entire box of condoms, just get them one at a time. Oh wait, nevermind.

Today I did my best SLB impression and have walked over 4 miles. Had to drop my car off for a brake job and instead of getting someone to drive me to work I walked the 2.5 miles to work. Then took the kids out for a 1.5 mile walk this evening trying to tire them out for bedtime.

 

[-fish-]

I just spent three days at Great Wolf Lodge (a hotel/waterpark designed for kids to scream until they pass out). My brain is fried and I can't catch up on this thread.

Do I owe stryker or GM money?

 

[Frostillicus]

Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).

Hells yes

 

[strykerpks]

I just spent three days at Great Wolf Lodge (a hotel/waterpark designed for kids to scream until they pass out). My brain is fried and I can't catch up on this thread.

Do I owe stryker or GM money?

Yahoo predicted us to win it all. Pretty much guarantees we'll finish last now. That's all you need to know.

I still have to send money too so I'll defer to GM on payment and how he wants it.

 

[krista4]

Heading out for some Flor de Cana in Bill's honor.

 

[-fish-]

I just spent three days at Great Wolf Lodge (a hotel/waterpark designed for kids to scream until they pass out). My brain is fried and I can't catch up on this thread.

Do I owe stryker or GM money?

Yahoo predicted us to win it all. Pretty much guarantees we'll finish last now. That's all you need to know.

I still have to send money too so I'll defer to GM on payment and how he wants it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).

 

[BobbyLayne]

Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).

When beating cancer, do it 10% at a time so that you can really savor the victory over time. No reason to give it one knockout punch.

That's right. Everyone's in so much of a hurry to get to the finale of anything - TV series, me having sex - and don't enjoy the ride.

Awesome news.

 

[Thorn]

Christ, I am pretty hammered. I think it may be off to sleep for me. Last time I was this drunk and posting, I think I proposed to both Krista & Homer.

G'night all. I should be around for the handoff tomorrow.

I've been handing it off around 11am lately. :nocturnal:

Jesus

 

[Abraham]

 

[Mr.Pack]

Don't drink the whole cup of coffee at one time, 2 sips an hour.

 

[UOFI_316]

Alright, shot at 11 for Uruk?? I think I am passed trying to figure out how to record myslef and post it for you guys.

 

[Frostillicus]

Apparently Walking Dead is "too serious." Back to Real Housewives for her I guess.

 

[kevzilla]

Heading out for some Flor de Cana in Bill's honor.

Alright, shot at 11 for Uruk?? I think I am passed trying to figure out how to record myslef and post it for you guys.

IN. I don't have Flor de Cana, but it'll do.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Apparently Walking Dead is "too serious." Back to Real Housewives for her I guess.

Your wife and I would get along pretty well.

 

[strykerpks]

Heading out for some Flor de Cana in Bill's honor.

Alright, shot at 11 for Uruk?? I think I am passed trying to figure out how to record myslef and post it for you guys.

IN. I don't have Flor de Cana, but it'll do.

Is that like Admiral Nelson?

 

[kevzilla]

Flor de Cana is 57.6% of Nicaragua's economy. It's very good and very reasonably priced, in the 4- and 7-year-old versions. The stuff that Chingon and The Baroness drink is a little steeper.

Knocking back some Shellback Spiced Rum here.

 

[Gadzooks]

Apparently Walking Dead is "too serious." Back to Real Housewives for her I guess.

Your wife and I would get along pretty well.

Get in line.

 

[Frostillicus]

Apparently Walking Dead is "too serious." Back to Real Housewives for her I guess.

Your wife and I would get along pretty well.

HOW DARE YOU

 

[Frostillicus]

Apparently Walking Dead is "too serious." Back to Real Housewives for her I guess.

Your wife and I would get along pretty well.

Get in line.

 

[UOFI_316]

Heading out for some Flor de Cana in Bill's honor.

Alright, shot at 11 for Uruk?? I think I am passed trying to figure out how to record myslef and post it for you guys.

IN. I don't have Flor de Cana, but it'll do.

Is that like Admiral Nelson?

That is what I drink (cheap ###). My wife likes it which is what matters. I have tried Lt Dan (horrible) and Sailer Jerry ( did not notice the higher alchohol %) Stick with Admiral Nelson and generic diet coke.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Christ, I am pretty hammered. I think it may be off to sleep for me. Last time I was this drunk and posting, I think I proposed to both Krista & Homer.

G'night all. I should be around for the handoff tomorrow.

I've been handing it off around 11am lately. :nocturnal:

Jesus

I'm just gonna go full circle until i'm back to a cycle approaching normalcy.

 

[Frostillicus]

Christ, I am pretty hammered. I think it may be off to sleep for me. Last time I was this drunk and posting, I think I proposed to both Krista & Homer.

G'night all. I should be around for the handoff tomorrow.

I've been handing it off around 11am lately. :nocturnal:

Jesus

I'm just gonna go full circle until i'm back to a cycle approaching normalcy.

What could go wrong?

 

[strykerpks]

Christ, I am pretty hammered. I think it may be off to sleep for me. Last time I was this drunk and posting, I think I proposed to both Krista & Homer.

G'night all. I should be around for the handoff tomorrow.

I've been handing it off around 11am lately. :nocturnal:

Jesus

I'm just gonna go full circle until i'm back to a cycle approaching normalcy.

#### it. Just go full vampire

 

[kevzilla]

Christ, I am pretty hammered. I think it may be off to sleep for me. Last time I was this drunk and posting, I think I proposed to both Krista & Homer.

G'night all. I should be around for the handoff tomorrow.

I've been handing it off around 11am lately. :nocturnal:

Jesus

I'm just gonna go full circle until i'm back to a cycle approaching normalcy.

#### it. Just go full vampire

He already did that, when the Twilight movies came out.

"Hi, I'm Edward's cousin. Wanna join Team Homer?"

 

[Frostillicus]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Christ, I am pretty hammered. I think it may be off to sleep for me. Last time I was this drunk and posting, I think I proposed to both Krista & Homer.

G'night all. I should be around for the handoff tomorrow.

I've been handing it off around 11am lately. :nocturnal:

Jesus

I'm just gonna go full circle until i'm back to a cycle approaching normalcy.

#### it. Just go full vampire

He already did that, when the Twilight movies came out.

"Hi, I'm Edward's cousin. Wanna join Team Homer?"

 

[UOFI_316]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

If there is a god my wife will not figure this out. She alreay watches all the "housewives of..." shows.

 

[Drifter]

Bored. Anybody want to play cards or have sex or something?

GM - talked to a recruiter today about a job at Nike (who I was actually interviewing with when I took my current job)

 

[Abraham]

Bored. Anybody want to play cards or have sex or something?

GM - talked to a recruiter today about a job at Nike (who I was actually interviewing with when I took my current job)

Sex sounds good. I'm wearing a green fedora and a yellow bandana belt. Your move.

 

[Drifter]

Bored. Anybody want to play cards or have sex or something?

GM - talked to a recruiter today about a job at Nike (who I was actually interviewing with when I took my current job)

Sex sounds good. I'm wearing a green fedora and a yellow bandana belt. Your move.

I'm bald, hairy and 10 lbs overweight

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think for one of my FF team names, I'm gonna use "The Diary of LisFranc."

 

[Limp Ditka]

I think for one of my FF team names, I'm gonna use "The Diary of LisFranc."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think for one of my FF team names, I'm gonna use "The Diary of LisFranc."

Thanks. I thought it was clever.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I think for one of my FF team names, I'm gonna use "The Diary of LisFranc."

A+ shtick.

 

[Thorn]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

 

[Frostillicus]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

 

[Thorn]

I think for one of my FF team names, I'm gonna use "The Diary of LisFranc."

jesus christ. im #### bombed but #### yes

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

You said you were gonna change things, man! Now you're just a puppet of Big Reality!

 

[Thorn]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

listen im a lawyer

shots?

 

[Thorn]

I think for one of my FF team names, I'm gonna use "The Diary of LisFranc."

Thanks. I thought it was clever.

i love you