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Homer J Simpson said:
Limp Ditka said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Tanner, I REALLY like Fresno State to win big tomorrow night. Am I misguided? Are you going?
:lmao: No freaking clue.

ETA: Fresno St's QB is David Carr's little brother. Take that however you want.
He's a little person?
Yep
Is that MiniGM?
:lmao: Jesus, it is!
Same ball handling style, same tongue action.

EYE - :clap: - DENTICAL !!!
:lmao: :lmao:

 
In other news, I accidentally got hammered while watching a self-broadcasted Archer marathon over the last couple hours. Good times! :banned:

=But then I just got a text from a bar owner I've been playing phone tag with for the last week...he's calling in the next hour to talk about me working for him. Luckily I'm much more charming and handsome while moderately drunk. He won't get to experience the handsome part, but it still helps with the confidence factor.

God f'n damn it, can't you guys just raise $400,000 for me to buy the place I used to work at? Let's start brainstorming here.

 
In other news, I accidentally got hammered while watching a self-broadcasted Archer marathon over the last couple hours. Good times! :banned:

=But then I just got a text from a bar owner I've been playing phone tag with for the last week...he's calling in the next hour to talk about me working for him. Luckily I'm much more charming and handsome while moderately drunk. He won't get to experience the handsome part, but it still helps with the confidence factor.

God f'n damn it, can't you guys just raise $400,000 for me to buy the place I used to work at? Let's start brainstorming here.
Hang in there dude.

 
In other news, I accidentally got hammered while watching a self-broadcasted Archer marathon over the last couple hours. Good times! :banned:

=But then I just got a text from a bar owner I've been playing phone tag with for the last week...he's calling in the next hour to talk about me working for him. Luckily I'm much more charming and handsome while moderately drunk. He won't get to experience the handsome part, but it still helps with the confidence factor.

God f'n damn it, can't you guys just raise $400,000 for me to buy the place I used to work at? Let's start brainstorming here.
Hang in there dude.
Yeah, I'm totally gonna get a job in the next hour. Wasn't really looking for a motivational poster.

 
Limp Ditka said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Tanner, I REALLY like Fresno State to win big tomorrow night. Am I misguided? Are you going?
:lmao: No freaking clue.

ETA: Fresno St's QB is David Carr's little brother. Take that however you want.
He's a little person?
Yep
Is that MiniGM?
One HUNDRED yards!

:pinkietomouth:

 
In other news, I accidentally got hammered while watching a self-broadcasted Archer marathon over the last couple hours. Good times! :banned:

=But then I just got a text from a bar owner I've been playing phone tag with for the last week...he's calling in the next hour to talk about me working for him. Luckily I'm much more charming and handsome while moderately drunk. He won't get to experience the handsome part, but it still helps with the confidence factor.

God f'n damn it, can't you guys just raise $400,000 for me to buy the place I used to work at? Let's start brainstorming here.
Hang in there dude.
Yeah, I'm totally gonna get a job in the next hour. Wasn't really looking for a motivational poster.
Well, fine. Just trying to give you support while you spend the summer drinking and watching tv while the rest of us humps shuffle to work for the man.

 
In other news, I accidentally got hammered while watching a self-broadcasted Archer marathon over the last couple hours. Good times! :banned:

=But then I just got a text from a bar owner I've been playing phone tag with for the last week...he's calling in the next hour to talk about me working for him. Luckily I'm much more charming and handsome while moderately drunk. He won't get to experience the handsome part, but it still helps with the confidence factor.

God f'n damn it, can't you guys just raise $400,000 for me to buy the place I used to work at? Let's start brainstorming here.
Hang in there dude.
Yeah, I'm totally gonna get a job in the next hour. Wasn't really looking for a motivational poster.
Well, fine. Just trying to give you support while you spend the summer drinking and watching tv while the rest of us humps shuffle to work for the man.
All good, man. I'm like toast...I always land butter-side-down. :thumbup:

 
McGarnicle said:
Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.
:lmao:

Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.

I know what you're going to say, why not just get paper plates and plastic utensils?

Because we weren't savages, that's why.

(also this is true: we really did do this my junior year.)
You pooped on plastic dishes??
On at least 3 separate occasions some body smuggled a plate from the kitchen, pooped on it, and placed it in the bathtub at parties in college. This was at 2 different apartments over 2 years. We never identified the culprit.
Sophomore year in the dorms someone snuck into our floor's bathroom and dumped an unreal about of crap in one of the showers.

When I say "unreal" I mean a mound of crap at least 3 feet high. And it was human. It wasn't giant horse dung or anything, no, it was giant mound of human feces and it stank.

It was a pretty impressive phenomenon but a terrible prank. Everyone knew the "rival" dorm next to us did it, and I'm sure they thought we were just steaming. What we actually did is looked in, laughed, applauded, and showered in another stall. The janitors are the ones that had to deal with it.

Still can't figure how they managed to collect and dump that that much crap. Did like 60 students all take exlax and crap in the same garbage can? Really?

:shrug:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Who was he?
Please say "Robbie Cooper"
GunslingerEnder

He didn't post a lot and he had a lot of problems, but damn, I had no clue they were this bad.
Freaking sucks, man. Stay strong.

ETA: I should apologize though. I stupidly tried to sneak in a joke there. I basically scanned your original post and only caught the part about it being an FBG (although my joke was still tasteless either way). Didn't see the part where it was your buddy. Sometimes I'm kind of a ####.

 
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Officer Pete Malloy said:
Who was he?
Please say "Robbie Cooper"
GunslingerEnder

He didn't post a lot and he had a lot of problems, but damn, I had no clue they were this bad.
Freaking sucks, man. Stay strong.

ETA: I should apologize though. I stupidly tried to sneak in a joke there. I basically scanned your original post and only caught the part about it being an FBG (although my joke was still tasteless either way). Didn't see the part where it was your buddy. Sometimes I'm kind of a ####.
No worries. I've had my share of moments too.

:hifive:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Who was he?
Please say "Robbie Cooper"
GunslingerEnderHe didn't post a lot and he had a lot of problems, but damn, I had no clue they were this bad.
Freaking sucks, man. Stay strong.

ETA: I should apologize though. I stupidly tried to sneak in a joke there. I basically scanned your original post and only caught the part about it being an FBG (although my joke was still tasteless either way). Didn't see the part where it was your buddy. Sometimes I'm kind of a ####.
SOMETIMES???

 
I'm floored by the customer service with Comcast. We just dropped Directv because we could save about $50/month with Internet/other per month.

We went with Comcast last Tursday. Since then we have had two technicians come out, we have logged no fewer than probably 6 hours on the phone, etc.

I requested a supervisor earlier and somehow the call dropped.

I'm on hold now with z guy who assured me all was well

 
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Just watchd "Mud". Good movie but the kind that infuriates me because there are 100 places it could have been better. Like "best picture" better and instead they filmed it like they couldnt wait to get to Happy Hour at Applebees. Would have helped if the "redneck uncle" from Winters Bone role wasn't reprised as "redneck dad" here.

2.5 out of 5 stars. Could have been 4.5 if not for being dumb at all the good parts.

 
Just read the first 10 pages of the deadly animal draft while eating dinner at a bar. Funny stuff. Man, I used to have a lot of time on my hands.

 

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