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Same ball handling style, same tongue action.Homer J Simpson said:Limp Ditka said:Is that MiniGM?Officer Pete Malloy said:YepGood Posting Judge said:He's a little person?Officer Pete Malloy said:General Malaise said:No freaking clue.
ETA: Fresno St's QB is David Carr's little brother. Take that however you want.
EYE -- DENTICAL !!!
GunslingerEnderOfficer Pete Malloy said:
Hang in there dude.In other news, I accidentally got hammered while watching a self-broadcasted Archer marathon over the last couple hours. Good times!
=But then I just got a text from a bar owner I've been playing phone tag with for the last week...he's calling in the next hour to talk about me working for him. Luckily I'm much more charming and handsome while moderately drunk. He won't get to experience the handsome part, but it still helps with the confidence factor.
God f'n damn it, can't you guys just raise $400,000 for me to buy the place I used to work at? Let's start brainstorming here.
Yeah, I'm totally gonna get a job in the next hour. Wasn't really looking for a motivational poster.Hang in there dude.In other news, I accidentally got hammered while watching a self-broadcasted Archer marathon over the last couple hours. Good times!
=But then I just got a text from a bar owner I've been playing phone tag with for the last week...he's calling in the next hour to talk about me working for him. Luckily I'm much more charming and handsome while moderately drunk. He won't get to experience the handsome part, but it still helps with the confidence factor.
God f'n damn it, can't you guys just raise $400,000 for me to buy the place I used to work at? Let's start brainstorming here.
I don't think death and midget jokes are mutually exclusive. What would be better right now than finding a way to make Pack laugh despite the news he's received?
Well, fine. Just trying to give you support while you spend the summer drinking and watching tv while the rest of us humps shuffle to work for the man.Yeah, I'm totally gonna get a job in the next hour. Wasn't really looking for a motivational poster.Hang in there dude.In other news, I accidentally got hammered while watching a self-broadcasted Archer marathon over the last couple hours. Good times!
=But then I just got a text from a bar owner I've been playing phone tag with for the last week...he's calling in the next hour to talk about me working for him. Luckily I'm much more charming and handsome while moderately drunk. He won't get to experience the handsome part, but it still helps with the confidence factor.
God f'n damn it, can't you guys just raise $400,000 for me to buy the place I used to work at? Let's start brainstorming here.
Can't say I knew him, but I've known a few suicides in my life to varying degrees and it's always shocking to learn about. :(
All good, man. I'm like toast...I always land butter-side-down.Well, fine. Just trying to give you support while you spend the summer drinking and watching tv while the rest of us humps shuffle to work for the man.Yeah, I'm totally gonna get a job in the next hour. Wasn't really looking for a motivational poster.Hang in there dude.In other news, I accidentally got hammered while watching a self-broadcasted Archer marathon over the last couple hours. Good times!
=But then I just got a text from a bar owner I've been playing phone tag with for the last week...he's calling in the next hour to talk about me working for him. Luckily I'm much more charming and handsome while moderately drunk. He won't get to experience the handsome part, but it still helps with the confidence factor.
God f'n damn it, can't you guys just raise $400,000 for me to buy the place I used to work at? Let's start brainstorming here.
Just the wishes? what about that thoughts and prayers?
My wife demands that we go get pepperoni pizza sandwiches from this place every time we go visit her Mom in La Jolla. http://www.yelp.com/biz/pomas-italian-deli-san-diegoBob Sacamano said:
Sophomore year in the dorms someone snuck into our floor's bathroom and dumped an unreal about of crap in one of the showers.On at least 3 separate occasions some body smuggled a plate from the kitchen, pooped on it, and placed it in the bathtub at parties in college. This was at 2 different apartments over 2 years. We never identified the culprit.You pooped on plastic dishes??College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.McGarnicle said:
Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
I know what you're going to say, why not just get paper plates and plastic utensils?
Because we weren't savages, that's why.
(also this is true: we really did do this my junior year.)
Freaking sucks, man. Stay strong.
Wife goes out of town, I grab a 12 pack of Keystone and get to work catching up on movies I have missed. WAtching GI Joe now...
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