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I spent the majority of the long weekend drunk in the adirondacks with my cousin. He's 28 years old and very entertaining. If you didn't know him, you'd probably think he's mildly mentally challenged, but in a humorous way. He pretty much has a zero success rate with the ladies, but he makes for a good wingman even though he doesn't realize it. I almost ended hooking up with young lady that was way out of my league and mostly it was because she thought it was sweet that I took my "challenged" cousin out for a night on the town. She was out with a group of friends and apparently the male friends didn't like me hitting on her and one guy was totally trying to get me to throw a first punch at him. But after a couple of jokes and a round of shots I suddenly became best friends with these guys. The girl ended up leaving and I ended up hanging out her guy friends for another hour doing shots and entertaining them as I danced with an elderly woman.

But being out with my cousin made me realize that I really wish I was 20 years younger and just going to college. My God, the advances in technology today have made it so much easier to get laid. Has anyone here seen or used "Tinder"? I had never even heard of it until this weekend. (Homer you would love it) When I went to college I was limited to finding girls that were either at the same partyas me , lived in the same dorm or in the same class as me (when I chose to attend class) With technology today, you can cast such a huge net. Sigh....

Also, I met a bartender who was extremely cool and reminded me of our Homer J. He loved the younger girls and introduced me to many of them has his "old army buddy". We traded one liners from "Arthur" and he provided me with many free drinks. When I left his bar I told him he reminded of a guy I knew (Homer) and that it was a great compliment to him. He replied "Dude, I love you". I could only reply with one question: "wanna make out?"

 
I spent the majority of the long weekend drunk in the adirondacks with my cousin. He's 28 years old and very entertaining. If you didn't know him, you'd probably think he's mildly mentally challenged, but in a humorous way. He pretty much has a zero success rate with the ladies, but he makes for a good wingman even though he doesn't realize it. I almost ended hooking up with young lady that was way out of my league and mostly it was because she thought it was sweet that I took my "challenged" cousin out for a night on the town. She was out with a group of friends and apparently the male friends didn't like me hitting on her and one guy was totally trying to get me to throw a first punch at him. But after a couple of jokes and a round of shots I suddenly became best friends with these guys. The girl ended up leaving and I ended up hanging out her guy friends for another hour doing shots and entertaining them as I danced with an elderly woman.

But being out with my cousin made me realize that I really wish I was 20 years younger and just going to college. My God, the advances in technology today have made it so much easier to get laid. Has anyone here seen or used "Tinder"? I had never even heard of it until this weekend. (Homer you would love it) When I went to college I was limited to finding girls that were either at the same partyas me , lived in the same dorm or in the same class as me (when I chose to attend class) With technology today, you can cast such a huge net. Sigh....

Also, I met a bartender who was extremely cool and reminded me of our Homer J. He loved the younger girls and introduced me to many of them has his "old army buddy". We traded one liners from "Arthur" and he provided me with many free drinks. When I left his bar I told him he reminded of a guy I knew (Homer) and that it was a great compliment to him. He replied "Dude, I love you". I could only reply with one question: "wanna make out?"
:lmao: :lmao:

 
Coming back to the US. :)

Atlanta, Savannah, and New Orleans are the contenders right now.
Wat? For reals and permanent and all that? Damn that didn't last long.

If you're fleeing the mosquitoes and poor kitten health, have you thought about somewhere besides the US? I know if I had vaults of mullah and retirement, I'd return to the motherland in a heartbeat. It's like a slightly more expensive but far more socially enlightened version of the US, with better strip clubs and like 10% of the homicides.

 
Coming back to the US. :)

Atlanta, Savannah, and New Orleans are the contenders right now.
Savannah
I'd be wary of Savannah. Its really cool on a lot of levels, kind of like Charleston.

We moved to Charleston and loved it for about 30 days. The next six months before we gtf out of there were some of the most excruciating ever. Southern accents, manners and charm are very agreeable and pleasant for a while, but the unspoken, underlying racism and general redneckness become quite transparent before long.

Definitely test drive it for a month before investing in property or even a lease.

Actually, with your track record, I'd make that recommendation for any city.

 
Coming back to the US. :)

Atlanta, Savannah, and New Orleans are the contenders right now.
Savannah
I'd be wary of Savannah. Its really cool on a lot of levels, kind of like Charleston.

We moved to Charleston and loved it for about 30 days. The next six months before we gtf out of there were some of the most excruciating ever. Southern accents, manners and charm are very agreeable and pleasant for a while, but the unspoken, underlying racism and general redneckness become quite transparent before long.

Definitely test drive it for a month before investing in property or even a lease.

Actually, with your track record, I'd make that recommendation for any city.
Don't you think this would be a general issue in all three locations? Agree, should always test drive.

 
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Coming back to the US. :)

Atlanta, Savannah, and New Orleans are the contenders right now.
Savannah
I'd be wary of Savannah. Its really cool on a lot of levels, kind of like Charleston.

We moved to Charleston and loved it for about 30 days. The next six months before we gtf out of there were some of the most excruciating ever. Southern accents, manners and charm are very agreeable and pleasant for a while, but the unspoken, underlying racism and general redneckness become quite transparent before long.

Definitely test drive it for a month before investing in property or even a lease.

Actually, with your track record, I'd make that recommendation for any city.
Don't you think this would be a general issue in all three locations? Agree, should always test drive.
Atlanta and New Orleans are much larger and more culturally diverse. Not really a comparison in my experience.

 
Willing to trade CJ Spiller to whoever is currently on the clock.
for reals?
I accept this offer
Make is so.
GM- Please properly put CJ Spiller on my roster.

We updated this trade a number of times throughout the draft, but evidently it did not make it to the rosters on Yahoo.

Thanks in advance, yic

cos
Can you invite me to join the yahoo league?

 
####.

I know this will seem incredibly silly, but...

We have a kitty whom I've written about before, the little fuzzy one who was young but had kidney problems.

Seems being in a tropical climate ain't so awesome for him. Or maybe it has nothing to do with that, but he's just going downhill. But he's on a fast track to awfulsville. Vomiting four days straight, not eating and not in good shape.

Tomorrow to vet and possibly back to US because health of FUZZY is most important damn thing. #######it.
T&P for you and fizzy.

 
Willing to trade CJ Spiller to whoever is currently on the clock.
for reals?
I accept this offer
Make is so.
GM- Please properly put CJ Spiller on my roster.

We updated this trade a number of times throughout the draft, but evidently it did not make it to the rosters on Yahoo.

Thanks in advance, yic

cos
Was the trade Spiller for Rothlisberger? Was there any other parts to this?

 
Willing to trade CJ Spiller to whoever is currently on the clock.
for reals?
I accept this offer
Make is so.
GM- Please properly put CJ Spiller on my roster.

We updated this trade a number of times throughout the draft, but evidently it did not make it to the rosters on Yahoo.

Thanks in advance, yic

cos
Was the trade Spiller for Rothlisberger? Was there any other parts to this?
I think we got a stonerpoodle.

 
I dropped Spiller and Rothlisberger from both rosters and will add them back to the right roster tomorrow once they clear. right now.

DOUBLE CHECK ALL ROSTERS FOR ACCURACY!!111

 
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GB Target the day before school starts. High school girls in yoga pants everywhere.
1. They're just starting school back there?

2. They have a Target in the Hamptons or did you have to Hartford or something?
Yeah, I just assumed everybody out there bought their back to school supplies at Nordstroms or something.
I'm in Youngstown. There's one district out here that always starts later than everyone else. :thumbup:

 
GB Target the day before school starts. High school girls in yoga pants everywhere.
1. They're just starting school back there?

2. They have a Target in the Hamptons or did you have to Hartford or something?
Yeah, I just assumed everybody out there bought their back to school supplies at Nordstroms or something.
I'm in Youngstown. There's one district out here that always starts later than everyone else. :thumbup:
Oh. No wonder Steubenville kicks your ### every year.

 
Willing to trade CJ Spiller to whoever is currently on the clock.
for reals?
I accept this offer
Make is so.
GM- Please properly put CJ Spiller on my roster.

We updated this trade a number of times throughout the draft, but evidently it did not make it to the rosters on Yahoo.

Thanks in advance, yic

cos
Can you invite me to join the yahoo league?
Sure. do you ahve a yahoo account? I don't think you need one, but it does make it easier. PM whichever email addresses u want em to use and I will send an invite.

 
I dropped Spiller and Rothlisberger from both rosters and will add them back to the right roster tomorrow once they clear. right now.

DOUBLE CHECK ALL ROSTERS FOR ACCURACY!!111
I did not give him Rothles, I don't think. I gave him a pick. Maybe it was . I will look back and see if we can find it.

 
I dropped Spiller and Rothlisberger from both rosters and will add them back to the right roster tomorrow once they clear. right now.

DOUBLE CHECK ALL ROSTERS FOR ACCURACY!!111
I did not give him Rothles, I don't think. I gave him a pick. Maybe it was . I will look back and see if we can find it.
It was a pick, which I used to pick Roethlisberger. He should not be on your roster.

 
Willing to trade CJ Spiller to whoever is currently on the clock.
for reals?
I accept this offer
Make is so.
GM- Please properly put CJ Spiller on my roster.

We updated this trade a number of times throughout the draft, but evidently it did not make it to the rosters on Yahoo.

Thanks in advance, yic

cos
Was the trade Spiller for Rothlisberger? Was there any other parts to this?
I think we got a stonerpoodle.
should have held out for some dead chickens

 
I dropped Spiller and Rothlisberger from both rosters and will add them back to the right roster tomorrow once they clear. right now.

DOUBLE CHECK ALL ROSTERS FOR ACCURACY!!111
I did not give him Rothles, I don't think. I gave him a pick. Maybe it was . I will look back and see if we can find it.
I dropped Spiller and Rothlisberger from both rosters and will add them back to the right roster tomorrow once they clear. right now.

DOUBLE CHECK ALL ROSTERS FOR ACCURACY!!111
I did not give him Rothles, I don't think. I gave him a pick. Maybe it was . I will look back and see if we can find it.
It was a pick, which I used to pick Roethlisberger. He should not be on your roster.
And you guys wonder why I haven't paid my fees yet.

 
2.11 Es Pipi - CJ Spiller, RB - BUF (TRADED TO DRUGSTORE COWBOYS)
3.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Ben Rothlisberger - QB - PIT (TRADED TO ES PIPI)

GM put in all that effort updating the first post of the thread. Might as well use it for something.
 
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I dropped Spiller and Rothlisberger from both rosters and will add them back to the right roster tomorrow once they clear. right now.

DOUBLE CHECK ALL ROSTERS FOR ACCURACY!!111
I did not give him Rothles, I don't think. I gave him a pick. Maybe it was . I will look back and see if we can find it.
It was a pick, which I used to pick Roethlisberger. He should not be on your roster.
ok then.

 
I dropped Spiller and Rothlisberger from both rosters and will add them back to the right roster tomorrow once they clear. right now.

DOUBLE CHECK ALL ROSTERS FOR ACCURACY!!111
I'm not looking at mine until the end of the season, whereupon I will send you a detailed list of your mistakes.

 

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