GM's thread about nothing (107 Viewers)

[Uruk-Hai]

So, our Ravens play tonight. Hey, Guster! I'm still alive - got any squares open?

 

[T Bell]

Overheard on the radio today: "Non-alcoholic beer is like a sexless marriage."

Yeah, but I can't rape alcohol into my beer.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

I want to go shopping with you and Uruk.

And MoP.

That's low, even for a lawyer. Whether it's low for me or for MOP is to be determined.

 

[FDAS]

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

So you stepped out of line to go get your insurance from the truck in the parking lot because you didn't originally have it on you? Yeah, you weren't next in line.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So if I want to start watching Breaking Bad, I have to sign up for a "free" account at this place by entering my credit card information? Seems legit.

Suddenly I'm feeling older than Tanner.

Not on Darewall.

Thank you.

Season 1 down.

Thoughts?

Seems like the whole show is built from his lecture from Ep2 RE: chirality. Mirror images of good and bad, resulting from minor tweaks, etc.

I'm not sure I see myself sporting the wood for it that you guys do, but it's good.

Maybe with a few more episodes. First time's free. Next time bring a friend.

 

[flysack]

Just when I think Breaking Bad has to jump the shark soon, I watch S4 E10 - Crawl Space.

Holy hell this show is goooooood.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just when I think Breaking Bad has to jump the shark soon, I watch S4 E10 - Crawl Space.

Holy hell this show is goooooood.

Unless they let Kurt Sutter or JJ Abrams come in and write the last 3 episodes there is no way this show ever "jumps the shark".

 

[flysack]

Overheard on the radio today: "Non-alcoholic beer is like a sexless marriage."

Yeah, but I can't rape alcohol into my beer.

Jeeezus Red.

You've been really pushing the envelope here lately. It's like the old Red is back. :teary eyed:

 

[Abraham]

Just when I think Breaking Bad has to jump the shark soon, I watch S4 E10 - Crawl Space.

Holy hell this show is goooooood.

Unless they let Kurt Sutter or JJ Abrams come in and write the last 3 episodes there is no way this show ever "jumps the shark".

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

So you stepped out of line to go get your insurance from the truck in the parking lot because you didn't originally have it on you? Yeah, you weren't next in line.

But way to stand up to the poor dude.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So if I want to start watching Breaking Bad, I have to sign up for a "free" account at this place by entering my credit card information? Seems legit.

Suddenly I'm feeling older than Tanner.

Not on Darewall.

Thank you.

Season 1 down.

Thoughts?

Seems like the whole show is built from his lecture from Ep2 RE: chirality. Mirror images of good and bad, resulting from minor tweaks, etc.

I'm not sure I see myself sporting the wood for it that you guys do, but it's good.

Maybe with a few more episodes. First time's free. Next time bring a friend.

I think it's pretty good too, but there seems to be extra fawning over this show.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Stupid Washington drivers. You'd think they could handle rain.

Rear ended by a guy this morning that doesn't understand that in stop and go rush hour traffic there's really no reason to try go 50 mph for 100 feet. Oh, and he didn't have insurance. Yay!

That sucks. Those laws requiring everybody to have insurance have worked like a charm too.

I'm also in the subscriber contest. I really appreciate the site more now that they've cut the dead weight out of the writing staff.

My best friend has been a subscriber for years, but never plays. I play for him. We got as far as week 8 or 9 a couple years back. We split it when we win it. This year, I made sure to have 30 players/$250 on the nose.

Gotta believe >90% are on a certain WR for $2.

I selected like this again this year. It never works. The winners last year had 3 QBs and like one extra per position. More pissed than I should be that I can't find that screen shot.

I'm going to start a business that provides gambling, prostitutes and drugs to rich businessmen who need to remain anonymous. I will vet all hookers before arranging dates. Who's with me? Homer? YRS? Joe Bryant?

I'm in

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

I want to go shopping with you and Uruk.

So, you wanna get killed along with a guy who wears a sweater vest and another who can't figure out the quote function on a message board?

The water's warm - come on in!

I was about to post "you shouldn't do this no matter how right you are GB".

BTW, why aren't you in my football pool. ****.

Cos, Thorn, check is in the mail?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Overheard on the radio today: "Non-alcoholic beer is like a sexless marriage."

Yeah, but I can't rape alcohol into my beer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm pretty interested by this Syria thing, and I haven't been in that thread yet. So I check out who's posted in it, and I see "Timschochet - 78" at the top of the leaderboard. So, skipping that one.

Tim is like one of those big inflatable blue gorrillas at the local car dealership. It doesn't make any sense at all why it's even there but I can't help but look at it every time I drive by.

 

[Abraham]

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

So you stepped out of line to go get your insurance from the truck in the parking lot because you didn't originally have it on you? Yeah, you weren't next in line.

But way to stand up to the poor dude.

Interesting. This probably falls under the same grey area as putting your laptop bag in an above bin compartment when you don't have any other luggage.

 

[UniAlias]

I'd like to join your football leeg, Bobby. Is it too late?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'd like to join your football leeg, Bobby. Is it too late?

I'm in if you have room. I can pay up front or revise my will - your call.

 

[Gadzooks]

If you're looking for some entertaining reading, I suggest page 99 of the FFA I-Dating thread. Otis, Krista and Stryker were most entertaining for me. I like the pre-married Stryker's penchant for saying "oh snap". I always love re-reading that thread when I'm looking to avoid doing work.

 

[YSR]

Frosty, Romo and I both want in on Survivor League Are we too late?

Also, I covered your $.32.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

So you stepped out of line to go get your insurance from the truck in the parking lot because you didn't originally have it on you? Yeah, you weren't next in line.

But way to stand up to the poor dude.

Interesting. This probably falls under the same grey area as putting your laptop bag in an above bin compartment when you don't have any other luggage.

Abe, when you left the line and the store itself you pretty much lose all rights to your place. God love ya for getting a primo spot for all that, though! And, at least you didn't provoke the mad guy into hitting you

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

If you wait in line and they tell you to do something or get something, no ####### way I'd go the back. That's communism.

 

[FDAS]

operation cornhole arhn initiated. won't post updates.

 

[krista4]

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

So you stepped out of line to go get your insurance from the truck in the parking lot because you didn't originally have it on you? Yeah, you weren't next in line.

But way to stand up to the poor dude.

Interesting. This probably falls under the same grey area as putting your laptop bag in an above bin compartment when you don't have any other luggage.

Which is to say, not a gray area. I don't think you were next in line, but the guy shouldn't have called you a such-and-such.

 

[FDAS]

completely fine to put your laptop bag up if that's your only bag. #### those guys for not being elite with the airlines and refusing to pay to check a bag.

 

[YSR]

Frosty, Romo and I both want in on Survivor League Are we too late?

Also, I covered your $.32.

Never mind. We signed up. Will PP when I reload my account.

Also, Swamp Sharks is on. Worth a damn?

 

[UniAlias]

Yeah I don't get it. What's wrong with putting a laptop bag in the overhead compartment?

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty, Romo and I both want in on Survivor League Are we too late?

Also, I covered your $.32.

You should be able to join up until Sunday noon. Pm me your emails.

 

[krista4]

completely fine to put your laptop bag up if that's your only bag. #### those guys for not being elite with the airlines and refusing to pay to check a bag.

I think it's fine, too (which is why I said it's not a gray area), but this post confuses me. Other than when I moved an entire household to a small Central American country, I never check a bag, and I get something like six checked bags free per flight. Who the hell wants to check a bag if you don't have to?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Got an estimate on the extensive periodontal work I need on my lower jaw so I don't fit in over here in MethLand.

$25-30,000.

Can I back-charge chemo?

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty, Romo and I both want in on Survivor League Are we too late?

Also, I covered your $.32.

Never mind. We signed up. Will PP when I reload my account.

Also, Swamp Sharks is on. Worth a damn?

Thanks for floating me the .32. Also, you decide http://downwithgoldy.blogspot.com/2013/02/gary-sinise-is-terrible-father-live.html

 

[T Bell]

Bob Costas doesn't age. It's a little spooky. What does he pay the devil to do this?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So if I want to start watching Breaking Bad, I have to sign up for a "free" account at this place by entering my credit card information? Seems legit.

Suddenly I'm feeling older than Tanner.

Not on Darewall.

Thank you.

Season 1 down.

Thoughts?

Seems like the whole show is built from his lecture from Ep2 RE: chirality. Mirror images of good and bad, resulting from minor tweaks, etc.

I'm not sure I see myself sporting the wood for it that you guys do, but it's good.

Maybe with a few more episodes. First time's free. Next time bring a friend.

Give it time, mon frer. You will become tumescent. By the end of season 3, your pants will be permanently tight.

 

[FDAS]

completely fine to put your laptop bag up if that's your only bag. #### those guys for not being elite with the airlines and refusing to pay to check a bag.

I think it's fine, too (which is why I said it's not a gray area), but this post confuses me. Other than when I moved an entire household to a small Central American country, I never check a bag, and I get something like six checked bags free per flight. Who the hell wants to check a bag if you don't have to?

I'm really just lashing ouf at people bringing aboard bags that clearly won't fit, and taking up room my laptop could be occupying.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So how many of you dorks are in the Subscriber Contest?

I mean, besides myself, Captain Quinoa, and Gadzooks.

Welcome to Nerdville. Still tweaking my roster, though I have a draft at the top of the hour.

I did mine in about 5 mins and forgot to come back to it to tweak it. I'll be out in a couple weeks.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Got an estimate on the extensive periodontal work I need on my lower jaw so I don't fit in over here in MethLand.

$25-30,000.

Can I back-charge chemo?

Dentistry is a scam.

 

[Mr.Pack]

If any of yous want in on a survivor football thing for $10 PM me your email and I'll send you the invite.

I'm already in one, and my team name is "When's the next one start?"

Tells you how good I am at that crap.

 

[krista4]

completely fine to put your laptop bag up if that's your only bag. #### those guys for not being elite with the airlines and refusing to pay to check a bag.

I think it's fine, too (which is why I said it's not a gray area), but this post confuses me. Other than when I moved an entire household to a small Central American country, I never check a bag, and I get something like six checked bags free per flight. Who the hell wants to check a bag if you don't have to?

I'm really just lashing ouf at people bringing aboard bags that clearly won't fit, and taking up room my laptop could be occupying.

Oh, I'm with you on people that can't pack right and/or bring more or bigger bags than allowed. Jackasses.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So I just applied for my first ever passport.

I feel like the Anti-Krista.

 

[strykerpks]

If you're looking for some entertaining reading, I suggest page 99 of the FFA I-Dating thread. Otis, Krista and Stryker were most entertaining for me. I like the pre-married Stryker's penchant for saying "oh snap". I always love re-reading that thread when I'm looking to avoid doing work.

I met my wife because of that thread

Spoiler

Worst thread ever

 

[Zow]

If you're looking for some entertaining reading, I suggest page 99 of the FFA I-Dating thread. Otis, Krista and Stryker were most entertaining for me. I like the pre-married Stryker's penchant for saying "oh snap". I always love re-reading that thread when I'm looking to avoid doing work.

I met my wife because of that thread

Spoiler

Worst thread ever

same here

 

[krista4]

So I just applied for my first ever passport.

I feel like the Anti-Krista.

This is incredible to me.

If you're looking for some entertaining reading, I suggest page 99 of the FFA I-Dating thread. Otis, Krista and Stryker were most entertaining for me. I like the pre-married Stryker's penchant for saying "oh snap". I always love re-reading that thread when I'm looking to avoid doing work.

I met my wife because of that thread

Spoiler

Worst thread ever

Why can't I find the thread?

 

[Ignoramus]

So, our Ravens play tonight. Hey, Guster! I'm still alive - got any squares open?

Sorry pal, but now that you've beaten cancer and they won the Super Bowl, the Ravens can eat a deek. Go Broncos!

 

[T Bell]

If you're looking for some entertaining reading, I suggest page 99 of the FFA I-Dating thread. Otis, Krista and Stryker were most entertaining for me. I like the pre-married Stryker's penchant for saying "oh snap". I always love re-reading that thread when I'm looking to avoid doing work.

I met my wife because of that thread

Spoiler

Worst thread ever

Spoiler

same here

Spoiler

She'll leave you and take everything.

 

[Ignoramus]

completely fine to put your laptop bag up if that's your only bag. #### those guys for not being elite with the airlines and refusing to pay to check a bag.

I think it's fine, too (which is why I said it's not a gray area), but this post confuses me. Other than when I moved an entire household to a small Central American country, I never check a bag, and I get something like six checked bags free per flight. Who the hell wants to check a bag if you don't have to?

 

[Ignoramus]

So, our Ravens play tonight. Hey, Guster! I'm still alive - got any squares open?

Sorry pal, but now that you've beaten cancer and they won the Super Bowl, the Ravens can eat a deek. Go Broncos!

I sure hope they show the Rahim Moore "play" about seventy-three more times.

 

[General Malaise]

loFl at 'booooooooooooooing' Ryan Seachrest.

 

[Ignoramus]

Jesus, Al Michaels looks like he was on quite the bender last night this afternoon.

 

[shuke]

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

So you stepped out of line to go get your insurance from the truck in the parking lot because you didn't originally have it on you? Yeah, you weren't next in line.

But way to stand up to the poor dude.

Interesting. This probably falls under the same grey area as putting your laptop bag in an above bin compartment when you don't have any other luggage.

Not that gray, unless she actually paused your transaction. If you had to come back and start over, get in line.

 

[shuke]

completely fine to put your laptop bag up if that's your only bag. #### those guys for not being elite with the airlines and refusing to pay to check a bag.

You really think it's about money?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

I'm not for sale, you son of a #####.

BTW, you were in the wrong here. It's OK if you're at the grocery store and you forgot something, and you check with the person behind you first. You were being a ####-weasel.