GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[krista4]

Staying with Mrs Davinci down?

Way.

 

[FDAS]

Staying with Mrs Davinci down?

Way.

I bet it is.

(I have no idea what I mean by this)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm totally in love with the wife from The League.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I need to get back into Wires. Petered out a few episodes into season three and never took it back up.

I can send you YSR's copy... except you don't have a permanent address. Maybe the shelter will hold it for you.

I have a hotel booked in Atlanta for six weeks. And I do have an address here;it's just that there is not mail service. It's "Puente los Dardanelos, 1 cuadra al oeste, calle el Almendro, Granada, Granada, Nicaragua".

Where you staying? shoot me a pm if you don't want to announce.

Motel 8 by the Waffle House I would imagine.

Knight's Inn at I-85 and Indian Trail FTW.

Want to buy some meth while you get a human-trafficked southeast asian prostitute and race go carts? HAVE I GOT A SPOT FOR YOU

No more go-carts...

Since when?

 

[Tecumseh]

I need to get back into Wires. Petered out a few episodes into season three and never took it back up.

I can send you YSR's copy... except you don't have a permanent address. Maybe the shelter will hold it for you.

I have a hotel booked in Atlanta for six weeks. And I do have an address here;it's just that there is not mail service. It's "Puente los Dardanelos, 1 cuadra al oeste, calle el Almendro, Granada, Granada, Nicaragua".

Where you staying? shoot me a pm if you don't want to announce.

Motel 8 by the Waffle House I would imagine.

Knight's Inn at I-85 and Indian Trail FTW.

Want to buy some meth while you get a human-trafficked southeast asian prostitute and race go carts? HAVE I GOT A SPOT FOR YOU

No more go-carts...

Since when?

Don't know. We tried to go awhile back, and Malibu was a dusty ghost town.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Gambling degnerates, take James Madison vs Akron at 6 p.m. ET.

 

[mr roboto]

Johnnycakes doing some really weird posting again in Wrigley's SIL thread. He's proposing that Wrigley convince her to rent herself out to FBGs around the country. And he's defending this.

 

[Guster]

Gambling degnerates, take James Madison vs Akron at 6 p.m. ET.

Not offered on sportsbook

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Gambling degnerates, take James Madison vs Akron at 6 p.m. ET.

Not offered on sportsbook

Crap. My brother was able to bet it on whatever site he uses. JMU is one of the top FCS teams and Akron blows, so the line is something like JMU +3.5 - on the road.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Gambling degnerates, take James Madison vs Akron at 6 p.m. ET.

Not offered on sportsbook

Crap. My brother was able to bet it on whatever site he uses. JMU is one of the top FCS teams and Akron blows, so the line is something like JMU +3.5 - on the road.

I don't think SB does many/any games with an FCS team involved.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

JMU 13-0.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So my sister scored u VIP passes to low-brow social event of the year.

It's like a field party for grown-ups. Be prepared for shammered texting throughout the night.

BONZAI!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sounds like fun.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm totally in love with the wife from The League.

She's gets all naked (full frontal) in some movie I just saw. The one with Lake Bell too (who also gets naked).

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm totally in love with the wife from The League.

She's gets all naked (full frontal) in some movie I just saw. The one with Lake Bell too (who also gets naked).

Well I know what I'll be using later.

 

[gianmarco]

Just high fived SLB after a routine popup.

:boner:

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just high fived SLB after a routine popup.

:boner:

If I got to highfive SLB, I'd be popping up too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just high fived SLB after a routine popup.

:boner:

If I got to highfive SLB, I'd be popping up too.

It really is pretty great.

 

[T Bell]

RIP Crown Vics

 

[Limp Ditka]

RIP Crown Vics

:tips40:

Had an '84. That thing was a beast. Before everyone able to recognize it as my car, I would see friends pass me by in the neighborhood and I'd be able to pull them over by flashing my brights at them.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Lets get Shark Pooly in here for a moment.

In both my leagues I have Jason Witten and Zach Sudfeld. One is PPR, one is not. Almost definitely going with the rookie in the non PPR league...I'm torn on what to do in the other one.

Please advice.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

RIP Crown Vics

Damn, how am I going to tell if I have a cop on my ###?

 

[Abraham]

Lets get Shark Pooly in here for a moment.

In both my leagues I have Jason Witten and Zach Sudfeld. One is PPR, one is not. Almost definitely going with the rookie in the non PPR league...I'm torn on what to do in the other one.

Please advice.

Written.

 

[-fish-]

Lets get Shark Pooly in here for a moment.

In both my leagues I have Jason Witten and Zach Sudfeld. One is PPR, one is not. Almost definitely going with the rookie in the non PPR league...I'm torn on what to do in the other one.

Please advice.

Get Gates

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Lets get Shark Pooly in here for a moment.

In both my leagues I have Jason Witten and Zach Sudfeld. One is PPR, one is not. Almost definitely going with the rookie in the non PPR league...I'm torn on what to do in the other one.

Please advice.

Get Gates

He went at 1.1.

 

[Abraham]

Lets get Shark Pooly in here for a moment.

In both my leagues I have Jason Witten and Zach Sudfeld. One is PPR, one is not. Almost definitely going with the rookie in the non PPR league...I'm torn on what to do in the other one.

Please advice.

Get Gates

He went at 1.1.

Guppy league? Seems low.

 

[kevzilla]

Krista>knocking back the Flor de Cana 18.

 

[-fish-]

Well that was awkward

 

[T Bell]

Well that was awkward

Police floodlight on you while you bent a hooker over a trash can in a dark alley?

 

[-fish-]

Well that was awkward

Police floodlight on you while you bent a hooker over a trash can in a dark alley?

It's not dark here yet. Eminem in the booth at halftime with Herbstreet and Musberger. "I'm really uncomfortable right now."

 

[T Bell]

Well that was awkward

Police floodlight on you while you bent a hooker over a trash can in a dark alley?

It's not dark here yet. Eminem in the booth at halftime with Herbstreet and Musberger. "I'm really uncomfortable right now."

Fair enough. I was playing the odds.

In truth I found it weird that they'd let you post that after they'd arrested you though.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Krista>knocking back the Flor de Cana 18.

Mixing with diet coke?

 

[-fish-]

Well that was awkward

Police floodlight on you while you bent a hooker over a trash can in a dark alley?

It's not dark here yet. Eminem in the booth at halftime with Herbstreet and Musberger. "I'm really uncomfortable right now."

Fair enough. I was playing the odds.

In truth I found it weird that they'd let you post that after they'd arrested you though.

Pro tip: they don't arrest you if you buy them a turn.

 

[T Bell]

Well that was awkward

Police floodlight on you while you bent a hooker over a trash can in a dark alley?

It's not dark here yet. Eminem in the booth at halftime with Herbstreet and Musberger. "I'm really uncomfortable right now."

Fair enough. I was playing the odds.

In truth I found it weird that they'd let you post that after they'd arrested you though.

Pro tip: they don't arrest you if you buy them a turn.

It's astounding how much the "less is more" ethic applies in life.

 

[kevzilla]

Krista>knocking back the Flor de Cana 18.

Mixing with diet coke?

Who do you think I am, cosjobs? A couple of ice cubes is sufficient.

 

[Abraham]

My driver missed the chase by one ####### point.

 

[gianmarco]

SLB awesome to hang out with. Thanks for the good time!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My driver missed the chase by one ####### point.

Wat

 

[FDAS]

My driver missed the chase by one ####### point.

Wat

It was code for, "#### no one else gives a #### about".

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My driver missed the chase by one ####### point.

Wat

It was code for, "#### no one else gives a #### about".

Aaaaahhh, NeckCar!

 

[Limp Ditka]

My driver missed the chase by one ####### point.

How many thousands in debt and you have a driver?

 

[Abraham]

My driver missed the chase by one ####### point.

How many thousands in debt and you have a driver?

Not sure I understand how my enjoyment of auto racing has anything to do with my professional issues. Just trying to enjoy a Saturday like everyone else.

 

[Abraham]

I'm well versed in the "low" points of Texas football but getting railed by byu is worth iconsideration. Manny Diaz is not good at his job.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My driver missed the chase by one ####### point.

How many thousands in debt and you have a driver?

Not sure I understand how my enjoyment of auto racing has anything to do with my professional issues. Just trying to enjoy a Saturday like everyone else.

:whoosh:

 

[Abraham]

I'm drinking hard liquor which I hate and rarely do. Don't mind me

 

[bentley]

I'm well versed in the "low" points of Texas football but getting railed by byu is worth iconsideration. Manny Diaz is not good at his job.

Eh. I'm desensitized to this #### now. Pretty much come to expect it after the last few years.

 

[Abraham]

I think the longhorns have bentley texting plays to them to run. This is brutal.

 

[T Bell]

I think that lion is up to something.

 

[Abraham]

I think that lion is up to something.

"That no lion...that dinner! Rararara"

 

[Abraham]

My guess is manny Diaz and major apple white take the megabus home from Utah.