GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Tecumseh]

Harmione

Harlequin

Hassidic

Havana

Happy

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tecumseh, in regard to submitting our lineup every week, I say either of us can make as many changes as we like and whatever team happens to be there on Sunday, let it be.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The dog came into our room last night while we were sleeping and decided to repeatedly scratch himself which also included his rabies/name medal. I of course popped up swinging while Mrs. SLB dove for cover.

One of our dogs likes to do the same thing in the middle of the night. Usually I call him over and take off his damn collar. Then I put it on the wife.

 

[-fish-]

Tecumseh, in regard to submitting our lineup every week, I say either of us can make as many changes as we like and whatever team happens to be there on Sunday, let it be.

Stryker>since all of our bench players suck, I say we just leave this thing alone until someone else gets hurt.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Click this, trust me.

 

[Thorn]

Speaking of names, have we not shared this gem in here yet?

Ya done messed up, A-A-Ron!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of names, have we not shared this gem in here yet?

Ya done messed up, A-A-Ron!

I think one of the kids is named HONDA

 

[Thorn]

Speaking of names, have we not shared this gem in here yet?

Ya done messed up, A-A-Ron!

I think one of the kids is named HONDA

I asked if had been shared before, B-Ryanne.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Happlesauce

Happenstance

Ha!

Halfbreed

Hakeem Olaju Juan

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hadabadday

Halfourmoneyisgone

Hkeystone

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Has everybody but me seen Les Miserables With Lightsabers

 

[UOFI_316]

Tecumseh, in regard to submitting our lineup every week, I say either of us can make as many changes as we like and whatever team happens to be there on Sunday, let it be.

Stryker>since all of our bench players suck, I say we just leave this thing alone until someone else gets hurt.

Homer, switched in Eifert (Hey Amazon Primeluvers, look at us, we have TWO tight ends who are going to play). I think we can just go on autopilot until bye weeks start up.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Harpo AKA Hal, like Janice Soprano's kid.

 

[General Malaise]

Kev, feel free to make any moves to our juggernaut roster. I looked today, but didn't see anything compelling. Maybe go with Browns defense? They are pretty legit, but I think the Colts play somebody awful. I dunno.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So as I come out of the store the other day and a young couple are hanging out by my car. Turns out the guy swiped most of the side of my car with his bumper as he pulled in. As we're exchanging insurance info, he tells me it's his girlfriend's car, but wants to use his insurance. I tell him to call and check the policy to see if he's covered a primary. Of course he isn't. So he wants to do this out of pocket. I later find out that she has had a number of claims already. I'm guessing she was actually driving and he's taking the fall, but whatever, I don't care.

These seem like good young kids. He's either current or former military. I agree to work with them. I asked if he wanted me to get an estimate anywhere particular and he said no. So I pick a place close to work today and then email it to him. It's $1500. I tell him I'm willing to let him do a payment plan.

His response is "that seems steep, did you anywhere else?"

Should I be peeved at this? Look, I was willing to work with this kid, but I really do not have time going all around town getting estimates until we get a cheap one.

As somebody that has been through this a dozen times, and knows everything, call the cops immediately. You're screwed now unless the guy makes it right.

Are you supposed to call the cops for non-injury incident on a private property parking lot?

I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of character. I'm pretty sure this guy is going to pay.

Yes, a police report goes a long way should the guy decide to bail. You can still be cool about it and not turn it in to insurance though.

ETA

Of course you are screwed either way. You can get a judgement filed but that rarely works out.

Had to badger this guy a bit over the past week, as he was just stationed in NC. His girlfriend brought over the money order today

The dog came into our room last night while we were sleeping and decided to repeatedly scratch himself which also included his rabies/name medal. I of course popped up swinging while Mrs. SLB dove for cover.

One of our dogs likes to do the same thing in the middle of the night. Usually I call him over and take off his damn collar. Then I put it on the wife.

Freaked me the #### out. I thought it might have been the Ghost of Christmas Past.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tecumseh, in regard to submitting our lineup every week, I say either of us can make as many changes as we like and whatever team happens to be there on Sunday, let it be.

Stryker>since all of our bench players suck, I say we just leave this thing alone until someone else gets hurt.

Homer, switched in Eifert (Hey Amazon Primeluvers, look at us, we have TWO tight ends who are going to play). I think we can just go on autopilot until bye weeks start up.

DIAF

 

[Abraham]

So as I come out of the store the other day and a young couple are hanging out by my car. Turns out the guy swiped most of the side of my car with his bumper as he pulled in. As we're exchanging insurance info, he tells me it's his girlfriend's car, but wants to use his insurance. I tell him to call and check the policy to see if he's covered a primary. Of course he isn't. So he wants to do this out of pocket. I later find out that she has had a number of claims already. I'm guessing she was actually driving and he's taking the fall, but whatever, I don't care.

These seem like good young kids. He's either current or former military. I agree to work with them. I asked if he wanted me to get an estimate anywhere particular and he said no. So I pick a place close to work today and then email it to him. It's $1500. I tell him I'm willing to let him do a payment plan.

His response is "that seems steep, did you anywhere else?"

Should I be peeved at this? Look, I was willing to work with this kid, but I really do not have time going all around town getting estimates until we get a cheap one.

As somebody that has been through this a dozen times, and knows everything, call the cops immediately. You're screwed now unless the guy makes it right.

Are you supposed to call the cops for non-injury incident on a private property parking lot?

I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of character. I'm pretty sure this guy is going to pay.

Yes, a police report goes a long way should the guy decide to bail. You can still be cool about it and not turn it in to insurance though.

ETA

Of course you are screwed either way. You can get a judgement filed but that rarely works out.

Had to badger this guy a bit over the past week, as he was just stationed in NC. His girlfriend brought over the money order today

The dog came into our room last night while we were sleeping and decided to repeatedly scratch himself which also included his rabies/name medal. I of course popped up swinging while Mrs. SLB dove for cover.

One of our dogs likes to do the same thing in the middle of the night. Usually I call him over and take off his damn collar. Then I put it on the wife.

Freaked me the #### out. I thought it might have been the Ghost of Christmas Past.

I'm glad it wasn't. Otherwise Pepper might have woken up and said, "Bob, why is he dipping my jewelry in gold and wrapping it up...?"

 

[kevzilla]

I like our lineup just fine, GB. Ain't broke, don't fix. Will perform Discount Double-Check Thursday evening.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So as I come out of the store the other day and a young couple are hanging out by my car. Turns out the guy swiped most of the side of my car with his bumper as he pulled in. As we're exchanging insurance info, he tells me it's his girlfriend's car, but wants to use his insurance. I tell him to call and check the policy to see if he's covered a primary. Of course he isn't. So he wants to do this out of pocket. I later find out that she has had a number of claims already. I'm guessing she was actually driving and he's taking the fall, but whatever, I don't care.

These seem like good young kids. He's either current or former military. I agree to work with them. I asked if he wanted me to get an estimate anywhere particular and he said no. So I pick a place close to work today and then email it to him. It's $1500. I tell him I'm willing to let him do a payment plan.

His response is "that seems steep, did you anywhere else?"

Should I be peeved at this? Look, I was willing to work with this kid, but I really do not have time going all around town getting estimates until we get a cheap one.

As somebody that has been through this a dozen times, and knows everything, call the cops immediately. You're screwed now unless the guy makes it right.

Are you supposed to call the cops for non-injury incident on a private property parking lot?

I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of character. I'm pretty sure this guy is going to pay.

Yes, a police report goes a long way should the guy decide to bail. You can still be cool about it and not turn it in to insurance though.

ETA

Of course you are screwed either way. You can get a judgement filed but that rarely works out.

Had to badger this guy a bit over the past week, as he was just stationed in NC. His girlfriend brought over the money order today

The dog came into our room last night while we were sleeping and decided to repeatedly scratch himself which also included his rabies/name medal. I of course popped up swinging while Mrs. SLB dove for cover.

One of our dogs likes to do the same thing in the middle of the night. Usually I call him over and take off his damn collar. Then I put it on the wife.

Freaked me the #### out. I thought it might have been the Ghost of Christmas Past.

I'm glad it wasn't. Otherwise Pepper might have woken up and said, "Bob, why is he dipping my jewelry in gold and wrapping it up...?"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

There's supposedly an "outside shot" Gronk suits up against the Jets Thursday, but we don't expect him back until Week 3 at the earliest.

Need Jesus to heal Gronk.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh yeah, Cooper's good friend's dad (and also one of my buddies/co-coach at times) is the cousin of Tyler Eifert. Cooper asked me if Shuke might want his autograph or something. Is it sad that my sons know the team leanings of my internet friends?

 

[General Malaise]

Oh holy crap, one of the guys from the Village People is on CNBC right now. He looks like Nate Newton.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Found your truck, Fuller.

 

[General Malaise]

Got a $90 parking ticket for parking in a loading zone downtown with my hazards on to unload my car for an event. I was there probably 3 minutes total. Woman could not have been a bigger jerk if she tried. $90....jesus.

 

[General Malaise]

Found your truck, Fuller.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Got a $90 parking ticket for parking in a loading zone downtown with my hazards on to unload my car for an event. I was there probably 3 minutes total. Woman could not have been a bigger jerk if she tried. $90....jesus.

Should have punched her in the face.

 

[-fish-]

Hammertime?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hammertime?

Stop.

 

[T Bell]

Oh holy crap, one of the guys from the Village People is on CNBC right now. He looks like Nate Newton.

How would you spell "YMCA" with his present body shape?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm pretty much just posting stuff for my own entertainment now.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh holy crap, one of the guys from the Village People is on CNBC right now. He looks like Nate Newton.

How would you spell "YMCA" with his present body shape?

I don't think he eats at the Y....

 

[UOFI_316]

There's supposedly an "outside shot" Gronk suits up against the Jets Thursday, but we don't expect him back until Week 3 at the earliest.

Need Jesus to heal Gronk.

Not sure Jesus is going to help the Patriots after they cut Tebow.

 

[Ignoramus]

Click this, trust me.

I bet the tops of that dude's feet are shredded. Stupid cats.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, Cooper's good friend's dad (and also one of my buddies/co-coach at times) is the cousin of Tyler Eifert. Cooper asked me if Shuke might want his autograph or something. Is it sad that my sons know the team leanings of my internet friends?

I know who Cooper is but no idea on this Eifert guy.

Got a $90 parking ticket for parking in a loading zone downtown with my hazards on to unload my car for an event. I was there probably 3 minutes total. Woman could not have been a bigger jerk if she tried. $90....jesus.

There's no parking in the red zone.

 

[krista4]

Anyone can feel free to make changes to our lineup. PM me for password. Of course, that will allow you also to access my email, but I don't see anything that could go wrong with that.

 

[krista4]

Oh yeah, Cooper's good friend's dad (and also one of my buddies/co-coach at times) is the cousin of Tyler Eifert. Cooper asked me if Shuke might want his autograph or something. Is it sad that my sons know the team leanings of my internet friends?

I know who Cooper is but no idea on this Eifert guy.

Got a $90 parking ticket for parking in a loading zone downtown with my hazards on to unload my car for an event. I was there probably 3 minutes total. Woman could not have been a bigger jerk if she tried. $90....jesus.

There's no parking in the red zone.

We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Anyone can feel free to make changes to our lineup. PM me for password. Of course, that will allow you also to access my email, but I don't see anything that could go wrong with that.

Oh. OK. I'll do it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, Cooper's good friend's dad (and also one of my buddies/co-coach at times) is the cousin of Tyler Eifert. Cooper asked me if Shuke might want his autograph or something. Is it sad that my sons know the team leanings of my internet friends?

I know who Cooper is but no idea on this Eifert guy.

Got a $90 parking ticket for parking in a loading zone downtown with my hazards on to unload my car for an event. I was there probably 3 minutes total. Woman could not have been a bigger jerk if she tried. $90....jesus.

There's no parking in the red zone.

We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Wat?

 

[T Bell]

Oh yeah, Cooper's good friend's dad (and also one of my buddies/co-coach at times) is the cousin of Tyler Eifert. Cooper asked me if Shuke might want his autograph or something. Is it sad that my sons know the team leanings of my internet friends?

I know who Cooper is but no idea on this Eifert guy.

Got a $90 parking ticket for parking in a loading zone downtown with my hazards on to unload my car for an event. I was there probably 3 minutes total. Woman could not have been a bigger jerk if she tried. $90....jesus.

There's no parking in the red zone.

We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Wat?

 

[General Malaise]

Oh yeah, Cooper's good friend's dad (and also one of my buddies/co-coach at times) is the cousin of Tyler Eifert. Cooper asked me if Shuke might want his autograph or something. Is it sad that my sons know the team leanings of my internet friends?

I know who Cooper is but no idea on this Eifert guy.

Got a $90 parking ticket for parking in a loading zone downtown with my hazards on to unload my car for an event. I was there probably 3 minutes total. Woman could not have been a bigger jerk if she tried. $90....jesus.

There's no parking in the red zone.

We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Wat?

You seriously don't know this reference?

Even I got that one...

 

[kevzilla]

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes

 

[T Bell]

<------- Otto

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, Cooper's good friend's dad (and also one of my buddies/co-coach at times) is the cousin of Tyler Eifert. Cooper asked me if Shuke might want his autograph or something. Is it sad that my sons know the team leanings of my internet friends?

I know who Cooper is but no idea on this Eifert guy.

Got a $90 parking ticket for parking in a loading zone downtown with my hazards on to unload my car for an event. I was there probably 3 minutes total. Woman could not have been a bigger jerk if she tried. $90....jesus.

There's no parking in the red zone.

We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Wat?

You seriously don't know this reference?

Even I got that one...

Completely forgot about that line. I haven't seen Airplane in at least 15 years.

 

[strykerpks]

I haven't seen Airplane in at least 15 years.

Why do you hate America?

Tecumseh, in regard to submitting our lineup every week, I say either of us can make as many changes as we like and whatever team happens to be there on Sunday, let it be.

Stryker>since all of our bench players suck, I say we just leave this thing alone until someone else gets hurt.

I could see subbing out Brown at some point but we'll see how the next few weeks shape out. Feel free to tweak to your liking.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

<------- Otto

Sorry, Stryker, I have a copy on VHS but it won't fit in my DVR.

 

[Gadzooks]

Hank?

 

[krista4]

Anyone can feel free to make changes to our lineup. PM me for password. Of course, that will allow you also to access my email, but I don't see anything that could go wrong with that.

Oh. OK. I'll do it.

Well, I suppose we could take that approach instead.

 

[krista4]

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes

I really thought that was what SLB was referring to with his post.

Hank?

I think we have a name but I'm not sharing it with you ### bags because you won't like it and online approval is important to me.

@

Just share it with us one letter at a time

H

You've decided on "Hank" whether it's a girl or a boy.

 

[-fish-]

Hamster

Mr. Ham

Hallelujah

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Heidi (Haidi?)

Helen (Halen?)

Happy (Gilmore?)