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Kev, I was pretty amped up watching our Browns return punts all night long for yards and TDs. Was thinking our defense would score eleventy billion points. Then I remembered that some dooooosh canoe broke out return yards to individual players. :hot:

Either way, was really proud of our Browns. Great call by you and our consultant, Sacamano Bob.

 
kevzilla said:
Thorn said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn, get an avatar. It's time.
Ideas?
Perry Mason?
LABS greatest gift to me was when we all decided we'd do a random draw and choose each other's avatars. Thanks to Happy Schnapps, people will always associate me with 'poop'....I remember him saying "Malaise, I'm about to make you a star".

I think we should all try and come up with an avatar for Thorn and then vote on the one we like the most. Can't vote for your own. Game?
My vote for Thorn's new avatar is either a) shot glass with a cucumber in it or b) a CPAP machine with a note reading "no entry, even if you ARE my room mate".
:lmao:

 
what the hell? When I write these posts, I use paragraph breaks.


Like.

This.

But when I hit "Post" it joins them together, making look as unreadable as MOP. What the hell Aaron fan?

WHAT.



THE.





HELL?

 
Kev, I was pretty amped up watching our Browns return punts all night long for yards and TDs. Was thinking our defense would score eleventy billion points. Then I remembered that some dooooosh canoe broke out return yards to individual players. :hot:

Either way, was really proud of our Browns. Great call by you and our consultant, Sacamano Bob.
you fired up for DROY Kiko Alonso from our Ducks and Bills?

 
Don't say I don't never bring teh knowledge bombs....

Curcumin, found in the yellow Indian spice turmeric, has amazing health benefits, including elevating mood and combatting depressive symptoms as effectively as the prescription drug Prozac, suggests a recent study published in Phytotherapy Research.

Used as an herbal medicine and food for nearly 4,000 years, turmeric is a well-documented treatment for a wide range of disorders, inspiring researchers to dub it “the golden spice of life” in a scientific review. Indeed, over the past 25 years, more than 3,000 papers have explored the savory flavoring’s medicinal properties in lab tests, animal studies, and human trials.

 
Kev, I was pretty amped up watching our Browns return punts all night long for yards and TDs. Was thinking our defense would score eleventy billion points. Then I remembered that some dooooosh canoe broke out return yards to individual players. :hot:

Either way, was really proud of our Browns. Great call by you and our consultant, Sacamano Bob.
you fired up for DROY Kiko Alonso from our Ducks and Bills?
I thought he'd be pretty good, but not this good. Damn. He is rangy. And mean. I love him.

 
kevzilla said:
Thorn said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn, get an avatar. It's time.
Ideas?
Perry Mason?
LABS greatest gift to me was when we all decided we'd do a random draw and choose each other's avatars. Thanks to Happy Schnapps, people will always associate me with 'poop'....I remember him saying "Malaise, I'm about to make you a star".

I think we should all try and come up with an avatar for Thorn and then vote on the one we like the most. Can't vote for your own. Game?
My vote for Thorn's new avatar is either a) shot glass with a cucumber in it or b) a CPAP machine with a note reading "no entry, even if you ARE my room mate".
Screaming Viking?

 
Don't say I don't never bring teh knowledge bombs....

Curcumin, found in the yellow Indian spice turmeric, has amazing health benefits, including elevating mood and combatting depressive symptoms as effectively as the prescription drug Prozac, suggests a recent study published in Phytotherapy Research.

Used as an herbal medicine and food for nearly 4,000 years, turmeric is a well-documented treatment for a wide range of disorders, inspiring researchers to dub it “the golden spice of life” in a scientific review. Indeed, over the past 25 years, more than 3,000 papers have explored the savory flavoring’s medicinal properties in lab tests, animal studies, and human trials.
IT DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!

 
Don't say I don't never bring teh knowledge bombs....

Curcumin, found in the yellow Indian spice turmeric, has amazing health benefits, including elevating mood and combatting depressive symptoms as effectively as the prescription drug Prozac, suggests a recent study published in Phytotherapy Research.

Used as an herbal medicine and food for nearly 4,000 years, turmeric is a well-documented treatment for a wide range of disorders, inspiring researchers to dub it “the golden spice of life” in a scientific review. Indeed, over the past 25 years, more than 3,000 papers have explored the savory flavoring’s medicinal properties in lab tests, animal studies, and human trials.
hypothetically, what happens if you snort tumeric?

 
Don't say I don't never bring teh knowledge bombs....

Curcumin, found in the yellow Indian spice turmeric, has amazing health benefits, including elevating mood and combatting depressive symptoms as effectively as the prescription drug Prozac, suggests a recent study published in Phytotherapy Research.

Used as an herbal medicine and food for nearly 4,000 years, turmeric is a well-documented treatment for a wide range of disorders, inspiring researchers to dub it “the golden spice of life” in a scientific review. Indeed, over the past 25 years, more than 3,000 papers have explored the savory flavoring’s medicinal properties in lab tests, animal studies, and human trials.
hypothetically, what happens if you snort tumeric?
lets find out together.

 
Don't say I don't never bring teh knowledge bombs....

Curcumin, found in the yellow Indian spice turmeric, has amazing health benefits, including elevating mood and combatting depressive symptoms as effectively as the prescription drug Prozac, suggests a recent study published in Phytotherapy Research.

Used as an herbal medicine and food for nearly 4,000 years, turmeric is a well-documented treatment for a wide range of disorders, inspiring researchers to dub it “the golden spice of life” in a scientific review. Indeed, over the past 25 years, more than 3,000 papers have explored the savory flavoring’s medicinal properties in lab tests, animal studies, and human trials.
Or you could just take prozac and skip the crappy Indian food.

 
Ninja - Any plans to go to the J Roddy Walston show Monday night? Anybody else? GM - road trip for a bit of ole rock n roll?

 
I nominate Jason Beuchre's bikini-clad sister as thorn's new avatar.
She is striking.
Summer '08 and This and That. ywia.

And I'm trying not to be judgie here, as maybe we're the ones with the strange relationship, but my sister would think it strange if I just randomly posted to Facebook pictures of her in a bikini.
Would she think it's strange? Only one way to find out. Hell, let's really make it strange, instead of tagging her, tag all of us in the pic.

 
I nominate Jason Beuchre's bikini-clad sister as thorn's new avatar.
She is striking.
Summer '08 and This and That. ywia.

And I'm trying not to be judgie here, as maybe we're the ones with the strange relationship, but my sister would think it strange if I just randomly posted to Facebook pictures of her in a bikini.
:goodposting:

I'm thinking J may be trying to unload his sister off onto one of us.

 
kevzilla said:
Thorn said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn, get an avatar. It's time.
Ideas?
Perry Mason?
LABS greatest gift to me was when we all decided we'd do a random draw and choose each other's avatars. Thanks to Happy Schnapps, people will always associate me with 'poop'....I remember him saying "Malaise, I'm about to make you a star".

I think we should all try and come up with an avatar for Thorn and then vote on the one we like the most. Can't vote for your own. Game?
My vote for Thorn's new avatar is either a) shot glass with a cucumber in it or b) a CPAP machine with a note reading "no entry, even if you ARE my room mate".
Screaming Viking?
Dunno what it's called and don't WANT to know. It was vile and unexpected.

(I did two more after everyone went to bed)

 
I nominate Jason Beuchre's bikini-clad sister as thorn's new avatar.
She is striking.
Summer '08 and This and That. ywia.

And I'm trying not to be judgie here, as maybe we're the ones with the strange relationship, but my sister would think it strange if I just randomly posted to Facebook pictures of her in a bikini.
:goodposting:

I'm thinking J may be trying to unload his sister off onto one of us.
YOU'RE EFFFING ONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIEND'S SISTER?

 
I nominate Jason Beuchre's bikini-clad sister as thorn's new avatar.
She is striking.
Summer '08 and This and That. ywia.

And I'm trying not to be judgie here, as maybe we're the ones with the strange relationship, but my sister would think it strange if I just randomly posted to Facebook pictures of her in a bikini.
:goodposting:

I'm thinking J may be trying to unload his sister off onto one of us.
:lmao: :lmao:

Jesus Christ, how have I stayed away from this place for so long. Time just gets away from me.

And no . . . "unload" is a bit of a charged word, my good man. But sure, I wouldn't mind her finding a nice normal dude and get married already. She's living in my basement for christ's sake.

 
I nominate Jason Beuchre's bikini-clad sister as thorn's new avatar.
She is striking.
Summer '08 and This and That. ywia.

And I'm trying not to be judgie here, as maybe we're the ones with the strange relationship, but my sister would think it strange if I just randomly posted to Facebook pictures of her in a bikini.
:goodposting:

I'm thinking J may be trying to unload his sister off onto one of us.
:lmao: :lmao:

Jesus Christ, how have I stayed away from this place for so long. Time just gets away from me.

And no . . . "unload" is a bit of a charged word, my good man. But sure, I wouldn't mind her finding a nice normal dude and get married already. She's living in my basement for christ's sake.
then you're looking for love in all the wrong places.

 
I nominate Jason Beuchre's bikini-clad sister as thorn's new avatar.
She is striking.
Summer '08 and This and That. ywia.

And I'm trying not to be judgie here, as maybe we're the ones with the strange relationship, but my sister would think it strange if I just randomly posted to Facebook pictures of her in a bikini.
:goodposting:

I'm thinking J may be trying to unload his sister off onto one of us.
YOU'RE EFFFING ONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIEND'S SISTER?
not at the moment

 
I nominate Jason Beuchre's bikini-clad sister as thorn's new avatar.
She is striking.
Summer '08 and This and That. ywia.

And I'm trying not to be judgie here, as maybe we're the ones with the strange relationship, but my sister would think it strange if I just randomly posted to Facebook pictures of her in a bikini.
Would she think it's strange? Only one way to find out. Hell, let's really make it strange, instead of tagging her, tag all of us in the pic.
She most definitely would.

Send a PM to worm and ask him to break the tie.

 
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Ninja - Any plans to go to the J Roddy Walston show Monday night? Anybody else? GM - road trip for a bit of ole rock n roll?
I need like 8 weeks of lead time these days. Sounds like fun but yeah, no way.

PS, how's your mom doing?
At the moment okay. Follow up at the hospital was Tuesday where she disclosed for the first time that she's been running a 100+ fever and had had severe diaherrea since she had left the hospital. Might have wanted to let us know, Mom.

At that point, the doctors said, yeah, it was probably a mistake that we discharged you without giving you antibiotics. Considering I sat with the head surgeon before she was discharged and he said, "We're going to load her up with antibiots", yeah, that was probably a mistake. :wall:

Anyway, still no idea what caused the aneurism and she could still be dead in a few months or needing open heart surgery to replace her descending aorta or she might be fine and the problem is addressed. Of course, my dad is not listening to any of the negative possibilities and is convinced she is cured and will now continue to live until long after he is gone which is very dangerous but not something easily broached.

Mainly though I just want them and the rest of my family out of the house so I can regain my masturbatory freedom.

 
Anyone have any travel tips for the DC area? I'm asking for a friend.
Don't ram the White House gate.

I nominate Jason Beuchre's bikini-clad sister as thorn's new avatar.
She is striking.
Summer '08 and This and That. ywia.

And I'm trying not to be judgie here, as maybe we're the ones with the strange relationship, but my sister would think it strange if I just randomly posted to Facebook pictures of her in a bikini.
:goodposting:

I'm thinking J may be trying to unload his sister off onto one of us.
:lmao: :lmao:

Jesus Christ, how have I stayed away from this place for so long. Time just gets away from me.

And no . . . "unload" is a bit of a charged word, my good man. But sure, I wouldn't mind her finding a nice normal dude and get married already. She's living in my basement for christ's sake.
Are we FB friends? I'll give her a shot.

 
kevzilla said:
Thorn said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn, get an avatar. It's time.
Ideas?
Perry Mason?
LABS greatest gift to me was when we all decided we'd do a random draw and choose each other's avatars. Thanks to Happy Schnapps, people will always associate me with 'poop'....I remember him saying "Malaise, I'm about to make you a star".

I think we should all try and come up with an avatar for Thorn and then vote on the one we like the most. Can't vote for your own. Game?
My vote for Thorn's new avatar is either a) shot glass with a cucumber in it or b) a CPAP machine with a note reading "no entry, even if you ARE my room mate".
Screaming Viking?
I like my cucumber bruised.

 
I nominate Jason Beuchre's bikini-clad sister as thorn's new avatar.
She is striking.
Summer '08 and This and That. ywia.

And I'm trying not to be judgie here, as maybe we're the ones with the strange relationship, but my sister would think it strange if I just randomly posted to Facebook pictures of her in a bikini.
:goodposting:

I'm thinking J may be trying to unload his sister off onto one of us.
:lmao: :lmao:

Jesus Christ, how have I stayed away from this place for so long. Time just gets away from me.

And no . . . "unload" is a bit of a charged word, my good man. But sure, I wouldn't mind her finding a nice normal dude and get married already. She's living in my basement for christ's sake.
Where do I send my application? Despite my flaws, I do have 2 positve attributes: #1 Wart-Free for over a month now. #2 I'd have no issue with living in your basement. Think about it, if things with your wife get stressful, you can come down to the basement and vent to me while we have some freeze pops and beers. I don't see a downside to this arrangement.

 
kevzilla said:
Thorn said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn, get an avatar. It's time.
Ideas?
Perry Mason?
LABS greatest gift to me was when we all decided we'd do a random draw and choose each other's avatars. Thanks to Happy Schnapps, people will always associate me with 'poop'....I remember him saying "Malaise, I'm about to make you a star".

I think we should all try and come up with an avatar for Thorn and then vote on the one we like the most. Can't vote for your own. Game?
My vote for Thorn's new avatar is either a) shot glass with a cucumber in it or b) a CPAP machine with a note reading "no entry, even if you ARE my room mate".
Screaming Viking?
I like my cucumber bruised.
Thank you!

 

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