GM's thread about nothing (58 Viewers)

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Oops, Puig

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oops, Puig

 

[Drifter]

My 4 year old got me a beer out of the fridge AND opened it with a bottle opener for me tonight.

rouddad:

 

[Abraham]

Drunk young ish girl is flirting with me. Give me a line to seal the deal

Can I buy you another vodka-cranberry?

Attention homer>

Today's random fact: roofies don't work in a cape cod (vodka cranberry). Rohybnal (sp) was developed as an on the field anesthetic by the military. And they used cranberry juice to reverse its effects after use. So if you have a daughter teach her to drink cape cods to avoid being date raped.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My 4 year old got me a beer out of the fridge AND opened it with a bottle opener for me tonight.

rouddad:

I got in trouble with my wife when I made my 3 year old start doing this.

(hi honey! love you)

 

[Gadzooks]

Her teeth are all messed up. Yikes, I'm still game. Btw... On impractical jokers, Sal reminds me of Shuke. Meant to say that earlier.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Her teeth are all messed up. Yikes, I'm still game. Btw... On impractical jokers, Sal reminds me of Shuke. Meant to say that earlier.

"I have a tool that can straighten those out. "

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Her teeth are all messed up. Yikes, I'm still game. Btw... On impractical jokers, Sal reminds me of Shuke. Meant to say that earlier.

"I have a tool that can straighten those out. "

"You ever throw some meat on your grill?" /EG

 

[Frostillicus]

We all just drinking in here tonight? Sounds good.

I have futures bets on the Cards, Tigers, and Dodgers all to win the World Series. So #### the Red Sox is what I'm saying.

Also, guster, did I win any money in your stupid squares thing?

 

[Abraham]

Her teeth are all messed up. Yikes, I'm still game. Btw... On impractical jokers, Sal reminds me of Shuke. Meant to say that earlier.

When I was a senior in college I got raped by an aggie freshman with jacked up teeth. I didn't complain.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Her teeth are all messed up. Yikes, I'm still game. Btw... On impractical jokers, Sal reminds me of Shuke. Meant to say that earlier.

"I have a tool that can straighten those out. "

"You ever throw some meat on your grill?" /EG

"Let's go back to your place for a view of Lambeau."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Alannis ironic that the Cards are waving homer hankies. :1987:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I hate bringing in the closer top 9 in a tied game

This one only works on select women, btw.

 

[shuke]

:e: still down?

 

[Frostillicus]

Alannis ironic that the Cards are waving homer hankies. :1987:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Her teeth are all messed up. Yikes, I'm still game. Btw... On impractical jokers, Sal reminds me of Shuke. Meant to say that earlier.

"I have a tool that can straighten those out. "

"You ever throw some meat on your grill?" /EG

"Let's go back to your place for a view of Lambeau."

"This bottle isn't a twist top. You can take care of it for me though, right?"

 

[shuke]

I hate bringing in the closer top 9 in a tied game

When the hell else would you use him?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I hate bringing in the closer top 9 in a tied game

This one only works on select women, btw.

Any time you're topping 9 I think they're happy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"You know I put this part in my hair using my tongue

IT'S THE CARDINALS WAY, #####!"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I hate bringing in the closer top 9 in a tied game

. When the hell else would you use him?

High stress situation in extras

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

JONJAYDONKEY

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

KNOWN FOR HIS DEFENSE? TRY -7.3 RUNS THIS YEAR.

 

[Frostillicus]

KNOWN FOR HIS DEFENSE? TRY -7.3 RUNS THIS YEAR.

Not much of a gamer.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

KNOWN FOR HIS DEFENSE? TRY -7.3 RUNS THIS YEAR.

Not much of a gamer.

I have an unnatural hate for him.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dumbest tag ever?

 

[shuke]

Yadier didn't even tag him.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I want to #### Carlos Beltran so hard

 

[shuke]

Dumbest tag ever?

I initially thought, but I like the aggressiveness.

 

[Gadzooks]

Oops... Need back up... Really big guy does not like me. Tre please report to the courtesy phone. Soon

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dumbest tag ever?

I initially thought, but I like the aggressiveness.

After watching Ellis almost die running to third I would have told the old boy to sit that one out.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oops... Need back up... Really big guy does not like me. Tre please report to the courtesy phone. Soon

Let me get into my double-wide phone booth and fly over there.

 

[bentley]

While I agree with the rest of polite society that the Yankees of the Midwest are awful, I'd really be pissed off if Michael Young (whose pathetic defense ####ed our Rangers over in the 2011 WS) won a World Series. Guess I'll pull for whoever comes out of the AL.

 

[shuke]

One thing I hate about modern sports. People standing there with their phones out just waiting to take a picture of the big moment. Put your hands together and cheer, ####faces.

 

[Frostillicus]

KNOWN FOR HIS DEFENSE? TRY -7.3 RUNS THIS YEAR.

Not much of a gamer.

I have an unnatural hate for him.

When I took over that team in Uber and saw Jay on there I wept. (actually true)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

KNOWN FOR HIS DEFENSE? TRY -7.3 RUNS THIS YEAR.

Not much of a gamer.

I have an unnatural hate for him.

When I took over that team in Uber and saw Jay on there I wept. (actually true)

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pitching around the Puigger?

Edit: Oops, gas.

 

[Frostillicus]

I managed to get to a game at Dodger Stadium this year and Puig didn't hit a home run or throw anybody out or anything. I felt pretty ripped off.

Juan Uribe hit three home runs though, so that was weird.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pixies tickets: purchased. Hope Frank doesn't have a coronary between now and February.

Oakland or San Jose?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guster BOC inventory:

Bako Middle school newsletter

Guster regifted the copy of Medieval Times I gave him?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Freaking Cards better take this series.

 

[bentley]

Guster BOC inventory:

Bako Middle school newsletter

Guster regifted the copy of Medieval Times I gave him?

I was going to rank the new teachers by how much I wanted to nail them but the photo quality left something to be desired. Dude was definitely last.

I feel like the thong was also regifted.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guster BOC inventory:

Bako Middle school newsletter

Guster regifted the copy of Medieval Times I gave him?

I was going to rank the new teachers by how much I wanted to nail them but the photo quality left something to be desired. Dude was definitely last.

I feel like the thong was also regifted.

IIRC one of those new teachers listed was one of my former students. Cute as a bug's ### but scary skinny.

 

[-fish-]

:e: still down?

not down, but 80% of active :e: users will get an incurable virus.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh Puig, you sneaky SOB. Tried to fake out Carpenter.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Honeycutt looks like Mattingly after a chemical burn. It's very confusing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh Puig, you sneaky SOB. Tried to fake out Carpenter.

You can't trust those commies.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hat trick hat trick

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oops... Need back up... Really big guy does not like me. Tre please report to the courtesy phone. Soon

What, I'm not good enough?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oops... Need back up... Really big guy does not like me. Tre please report to the courtesy phone. Soon

What, I'm not good enough?

We call you when I get into trouble.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oops... Need back up... Really big guy does not like me. Tre please report to the courtesy phone. Soon

What, I'm not good enough?

We call you when I get into trouble.

I got your back, baby.