GM's thread about nothing (73 Viewers)

[Uruk-Hai]

all is well now

 

[Abraham]

Mother ### #### mother ###### poker nasty fortune trigger tinkle animal.

So hot.

 

[kevzilla]

Clemson won, right? I hope we don't have to put Romo in protective custody.

 

[strykerpks]

How about our Badgers!

Ps sorry cos, I love you

 

[Tiger Fan]

sup yo

 

[Tiger Fan]

Awesome job SLB.

####### awesome, S. This place is great

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Almost engaged in a 3some in the women's room last night. I skillfully talked the 2 girls into making out with each other, I quickly reached for my phone to capture the moment but before I could turn on the camera one of them said she'd leave if I didn't put the phone away. So I put the phone away and encouraged touching. Everything was moving along splendidly but then they got in an argument about borrowing clothes and not returning them. One of them got really mad and stormed out. So i fooled around with the girl that stayed, her name was either Sherry or Cindy but I kept calling her Samantha.

Sadly the action stopped when we left the bathroom. Apparently Samantha's sister was also at the bar and she made her leave with her when she saw her walk out of the bathroom with me. So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.

80% of sexually active men will pleasure themselves to Honest Abe.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bowling Green.

Although I almost called in a bet of both kidneys when I saw they were getting 10.5. That would have eased the pain a bit.

 

[Abraham]

Thank god. Cautions in the race. Was getting super boring.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thank god. Cautions in the race. Was getting super boring.

Wait, a car race was getting boring? I don't buy it.

 

[FDAS]

Thank god. Cautions in the race. Was getting super boring.

Wait, a car race was getting boring? I don't buy it.

I get all bonery when they make right turns.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.

Did you aim for the back of his head?

 

[Tiger Fan]

So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.

Did you aim for the back of his head?

Can't believe i wasn't even on this wavelength. I contemplated a few "freed the slaves" jokes, then gave up and cracked another bud light

 

[St. Louis Bob]

RFW, it looks like you deleted your account? Props my brother.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.

Did you aim for the back of his head?

Can't believe i wasn't even on this wavelength. I contemplated a few "freed the slaves" jokes, then gave up and cracked another bud light

The Ejaculation Proclamation?

 

[Tiger Fan]

So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.

Did you aim for the back of his head?

Can't believe i wasn't even on this wavelength. I contemplated a few "freed the slaves" jokes, then gave up and cracked another bud light

The Ejaculation Proclamation?

 

[bostonfred]

Getasperm address

 

[Tiger Fan]

bfred on fire tonight

 

[Tiger Fan]

think i need some more beerz

 

[strykerpks]

I'd have no problem with the Red Sox getting no hit here

 

[strykerpks]

Sorry

 

[fasteddie_21]

Why would rfw delete his account?

 

[bentley]

Why would rfw delete his account?

He hasn't. Bob's drunk. I think he's also sleeping on the ground somewhere.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

RFW, it looks like you deleted your account? Props my brother.

Here?His account is alive and well. Or is this a facebooks thing?

 

[fasteddie_21]

Why would rfw delete his account?

He hasn't. Bob's drunk. I think he's also sleeping on the ground somewhere.

Ok cool. I'll go back to lurking in here.

Btw, congrats on the huge win today. Still undefeated in B12....

 

[bentley]

Why would rfw delete his account?

He hasn't. Bob's drunk. I think he's also sleeping on the ground somewhere.

Ok cool. I'll go back to lurking in here.

Btw, congrats on the huge win today. Still undefeated in B12....

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWZomxfCEAEHJ_2.jpg

 

[Abraham]

Katy perry is so ducking hot.

 

[krista4]

Normally I am giddy when I wake up and see 3 new overnight pages to this thread. It usually means drunk postings or an iFight. This morning, it was baseball.

I just got back from an awful trip to Memphis.

For some reason I opened the Chance thread first, probably as I was really down anyway so what could it hurt. I didn't get far before seeing the SLB miracle to get the JJ Watt video. Damn, my dear friend, you are just something else.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bob is Batman

 

[krista4]

Bob is Batman

Awesome.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

teamramrod alias?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Bob is Batman

Awesome.

A ### #### superhero, and that's probably selling him short. The guy should never have to buy himself a beer while in the presence of another FBG

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.

Did you aim for the back of his head?

Can't believe i wasn't even on this wavelength. I contemplated a few "freed the slaves" jokes, then gave up and cracked another bud light

The Ejaculation Proclamation?

 

[bentley]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

What thread?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Wow. In one page we see the best and the worst this place can do.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You're good men, Bob & rfw

 

[flysack]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

What thread?

I knew he'd roll in here puffing out his chest.

Here -> http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=694742&p=16065315

Dude is bat#### crazy. Granted, I'm a strange monkey myself (Guster nailed it by the way: got a shadow side that pops up now and then, to my regret), but Imp is either 100% bat#### crazy or just 50% and likes to posture because it makes him feel powerful to "scare" people. It'd be tres amusant if it weren't so ridiculously sad. Half the time I don't even know what he's talking about.

All of this, btw, because I made a bad funny about meeting him in a mental hospital.

(ok, I'm bouncing back out of the GMTAN. No need to ruin the fun)

 

[mr roboto]

 

[Hawks64]

lol. no pappy for me!

sold out well before it got to me

How much were they going to charge you?

Depends on which version, but between $75-$150 per bottle I think. The 10 year might have been a bit less than $75 but I'm not sure because I didn't gets close enough for it to matter

FYI thisBroubon/Whiksey scored higher than Pappy's.

 

[Hawks64]

Normally I am giddy when I wake up and see 3 new overnight pages to this thread. It usually means drunk postings or an iFight. This morning, it was baseball.

I just got back from an awful trip to Memphis.

For some reason I opened the Chance thread first, probably as I was really down anyway so what could it hurt. I didn't get far before seeing the SLB miracle to get the JJ Watt video. Damn, my dear friend, you are just something else.

So very true, amazing people here on the FBGs.

Bob is Batman

The connections he has sure makes it seem like it.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

lol. no pappy for me!

sold out well before it got to me

How much were they going to charge you?

Depends on which version, but between $75-$150 per bottle I think. The 10 year might have been a bit less than $75 but I'm not sure because I didn't gets close enough for it to matter

FYI thisBroubon/Whiksey scored higher than Pappy's.

I don't know if Caskers still adds new accounts, but I have one if you want something Guster. Also still working on the Pappy for ya.

 

[FDAS]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

What thread?

What FBG's have you met in prison?

 

[Hawks64]

lol. no pappy for me!

sold out well before it got to me

How much were they going to charge you?

Depends on which version, but between $75-$150 per bottle I think. The 10 year might have been a bit less than $75 but I'm not sure because I didn't gets close enough for it to matter

FYI thisBroubon/Whiksey scored higher than Pappy's.

I don't know if Caskers still adds new accounts, but I have one if you want something Guster. Also still working on the Pappy for ya.

I also have invites if anyone else in here needs one, but last I checked most that booze it up has one.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thoughts from the smartest people on the innerwebs re: Pack vs Ravens?

 

[Abraham]

Thoughts from the smartest people on the innerwebs re: Pack vs Ravens?

I don't think Baltimore is that good and I think Green Bay is underrated. That said I think the line is less than a field goal which is the kind of game I stay far away from. With arsenic in my pancakes and a fork in my hand I'd say packers by less than a touchdown.

 

[Abraham]

Heading to Albert oaks in a couple hours. Lamenting that all of you won't be there.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Heading to Albert oaks in a couple hours. Lamenting that all of you won't be there.

Give cos a big ol' hug from me, please.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Heading to Albert oaks in a couple hours. Lamenting that all of you won't be there.

Give cos a big ol' hug from me, please.

Unless, of course, you're allergic to cats

 

[krista4]

You're good men, Bob & rfw

Yeah, I should have pointed out rfw's gesture as well, which was absolutely cool.

 

[krista4]

Heading to Albert oaks in a couple hours. Lamenting that all of you won't be there.

Give cos a big ol' hug from me, please.

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