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Almost engaged in a 3some in the women's room last night. I skillfully talked the 2 girls into making out with each other, I quickly reached for my phone to capture the moment but before I could turn on the camera one of them said she'd leave if I didn't put the phone away. So I put the phone away and encouraged touching. Everything was moving along splendidly but then they got in an argument about borrowing clothes and not returning them. One of them got really mad and stormed out. So i fooled around with the girl that stayed, her name was either Sherry or Cindy but I kept calling her Samantha.

Sadly the action stopped when we left the bathroom. Apparently Samantha's sister was also at the bar and she made her leave with her when she saw her walk out of the bathroom with me. So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.
80% of sexually active men will pleasure themselves to Honest Abe.

 
So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.
Did you aim for the back of his head?
:lmao:

Can't believe i wasn't even on this wavelength. I contemplated a few "freed the slaves" jokes, then gave up and cracked another bud light

 
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So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.
Did you aim for the back of his head?
:lmao:

Can't believe i wasn't even on this wavelength. I contemplated a few "freed the slaves" jokes, then gave up and cracked another bud light
The Ejaculation Proclamation?
:lmao:

 
Normally I am giddy when I wake up and see 3 new overnight pages to this thread. It usually means drunk postings or an iFight. This morning, it was baseball.
:goodposting:

I just got back from an awful trip to Memphis.

For some reason I opened the Chance thread first, probably as I was really down anyway so what could it hurt. I didn't get far before seeing the SLB miracle to get the JJ Watt video. Damn, my dear friend, you are just something else. :thumbup:

 
Ball Son Urchin said:
Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.
teamramrod alias?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Tiger Fan said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
So I went home and romantically masturbated. In the middle of my self pleasuring, I noticed the tv was still on and Lincoln was on. I almost couldn't finish. Almost.
Did you aim for the back of his head?
:lmao:

Can't believe i wasn't even on this wavelength. I contemplated a few "freed the slaves" jokes, then gave up and cracked another bud light
The Ejaculation Proclamation?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Ball Son Urchin said:
Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.
What thread?

 
Ball Son Urchin said:
Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.
What thread?
I knew he'd roll in here puffing out his chest. :lmao:

Here -> http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=694742&p=16065315

Dude is bat#### crazy. Granted, I'm a strange monkey myself (Guster nailed it by the way: got a shadow side that pops up now and then, to my regret), but Imp is either 100% bat#### crazy or just 50% and likes to posture because it makes him feel powerful to "scare" people. It'd be tres amusant if it weren't so ridiculously sad. Half the time I don't even know what he's talking about.

All of this, btw, because I made a bad funny about meeting him in a mental hospital. :mellow:

(ok, I'm bouncing back out of the GMTAN. No need to ruin the fun)

 
Normally I am giddy when I wake up and see 3 new overnight pages to this thread. It usually means drunk postings or an iFight. This morning, it was baseball.
:goodposting:

I just got back from an awful trip to Memphis.

For some reason I opened the Chance thread first, probably as I was really down anyway so what could it hurt. I didn't get far before seeing the SLB miracle to get the JJ Watt video. Damn, my dear friend, you are just something else. :thumbup:
So very true, amazing people here on the FBGs.

Bob is Batman
The connections he has sure makes it seem like it.

 
lol. no pappy for me!

sold out well before it got to me
How much were they going to charge you?
Depends on which version, but between $75-$150 per bottle I think. The 10 year might have been a bit less than $75 but I'm not sure because I didn't gets close enough for it to matter
FYI thisBroubon/Whiksey scored higher than Pappy's. :shrug:
:goodposting:

I don't know if Caskers still adds new accounts, but I have one if you want something Guster. Also still working on the Pappy for ya.

 
Ball Son Urchin said:
Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.
What thread?
What FBG's have you met in prison?

 
lol. no pappy for me!

sold out well before it got to me
How much were they going to charge you?
Depends on which version, but between $75-$150 per bottle I think. The 10 year might have been a bit less than $75 but I'm not sure because I didn't gets close enough for it to matter
FYI thisBroubon/Whiksey scored higher than Pappy's. :shrug:
:goodposting:

I don't know if Caskers still adds new accounts, but I have one if you want something Guster. Also still working on the Pappy for ya.
I also have invites if anyone else in here needs one, but last I checked most that booze it up has one.

 
Thoughts from the smartest people on the innerwebs re: Pack vs Ravens?
I don't think Baltimore is that good and I think Green Bay is underrated. That said I think the line is less than a field goal which is the kind of game I stay far away from. With arsenic in my pancakes and a fork in my hand I'd say packers by less than a touchdown.

 

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