GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

What thread?

I knew he'd roll in here puffing out his chest.

Here -> http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=694742&p=16065315

Dude is bat#### crazy. Granted, I'm a strange monkey myself (Guster nailed it by the way: got a shadow side that pops up now and then, to my regret), but Imp is either 100% bat#### crazy or just 50% and likes to posture because it makes him feel powerful to "scare" people. It'd be tres amusant if it weren't so ridiculously sad. Half the time I don't even know what he's talking about.

All of this, btw, because I made a bad funny about meeting him in a mental hospital.

(ok, I'm bouncing back out of the GMTAN. No need to ruin the fun)

Listen you freakin' lurking clown, for FIVE FREAKING YEARS, I've put up with your crap.

When you were a HUGE supporter of TimDrafts, you sent me a PM, telling me to stop flirting with Krista because you knew her type better than me. This was AFTER her and I dated. You told me that (I believe) Fennis and I had no shot with her because she is so much better than either of us. What you missed was we were just having fun taking jabs at each other.

After that, I commented (in TimDrafts again) that you made reference to Truck way more than any guy should. You flipped your lid. Little did you know that I had iKnown Truck for a long time and he got a kick out of your iDicksucking.

Since that time, you have gone out of your way to gain acceptance from the iAlphamales on this board.

You want to portray the "angst-ridden poet" image but you're a dork. Hell, your spelling is worse than GM on a good day. (Sorry GM but you do suck.) For a guy who claims to be an English prof at some liberal arts type college, you would think you would know the meaning of "Phoenix" but then again...maybe you do. Hence why I think you question your sexuality.

You've tried so hard to jump on me because you see me as the most hated and you figure hurting me will gain acceptance from the others. Going after me, fine. I can handle it. Going after Miss and telling her she should never have kids after she had her first miscarriage, well you are someone even I look down upon.

Since that time, it's come out that when things don't go your way, you throw others under the bus in hopes you can take people down with you. You are a sad little man.

Why would anyone try to brag about iknowing Truck? That guy's a !

 

[T Bell]

Is it 5 times as fast and possible? Because that's insane.

This.

Her name was Tink-tink when we adopted her. Obviously that was a stupid name, so we changed it to tinktinktinktinktink.

I would assume that the cat does not come if you say it four or six times.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Have we seen this? Where some guy talks to girls on Tinder, which I'm not 100% sure what it is, using only rap lyrics?

Pretty cool.

You know what? I'm going to watch and report back.

 

[Frostillicus]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

What thread?

I knew he'd roll in here puffing out his chest.

Here -> http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=694742&p=16065315

Dude is bat#### crazy. Granted, I'm a strange monkey myself (Guster nailed it by the way: got a shadow side that pops up now and then, to my regret), but Imp is either 100% bat#### crazy or just 50% and likes to posture because it makes him feel powerful to "scare" people. It'd be tres amusant if it weren't so ridiculously sad. Half the time I don't even know what he's talking about.

All of this, btw, because I made a bad funny about meeting him in a mental hospital.

(ok, I'm bouncing back out of the GMTAN. No need to ruin the fun)

Listen you freakin' lurking clown, for FIVE FREAKING YEARS, I've put up with your crap.

When you were a HUGE supporter of TimDrafts, you sent me a PM, telling me to stop flirting with Krista because you knew her type better than me. This was AFTER her and I dated. You told me that (I believe) Fennis and I had no shot with her because she is so much better than either of us. What you missed was we were just having fun taking jabs at each other.

After that, I commented (in TimDrafts again) that you made reference to Truck way more than any guy should. You flipped your lid. Little did you know that I had iKnown Truck for a long time and he got a kick out of your iDicksucking.

Since that time, you have gone out of your way to gain acceptance from the iAlphamales on this board.

You want to portray the "angst-ridden poet" image but you're a dork. Hell, your spelling is worse than GM on a good day. (Sorry GM but you do suck.) For a guy who claims to be an English prof at some liberal arts type college, you would think you would know the meaning of "Phoenix" but then again...maybe you do. Hence why I think you question your sexuality.

You've tried so hard to jump on me because you see me as the most hated and you figure hurting me will gain acceptance from the others. Going after me, fine. I can handle it. Going after Miss and telling her she should never have kids after she had her first miscarriage, well you are someone even I look down upon.

Since that time, it's come out that when things don't go your way, you throw others under the bus in hopes you can take people down with you. You are a sad little man.

Why would anyone try to brag about iknowing Truck? That guy's a ######!

Exactly. He made reference to Truck in TIMDRAFTS of all places.

Plus, you know, one eyebrow and stuff.

 

[Thorn]

"sorry GM but you do suck"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If you guys and kristaysrs scare GOB away when he shows up I'll kill you all.

Oh #### off.

I'm with Tre on this one. I will curbstomp your kitty.

 

[strykerpks]

What exactly was an onslaught, why did it originate, and what was the purpose? Put me down squarely in the "don't understand the genius of JCDWV" camp.

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I'd recognize the Helena Hat Trick anywhere (I mean who could forget what Dan Xiong did back in the '06 Capetown Cup play-in game), but you've got an extra 4 and three extra 1's in there. It's an interesting theory, but nowadays it would be easily sniffed out by anyone, especially if they're running a basic Pai Gow Post-Up.

Has any guy in the game every gotten so much credit for one ####ing play than Xiong? Give me a break. Seven years ago. Guy couldn't Gilinksy Transform himself out of a wet paper bag.

You pretty much made my point. Xiong's run to the round of 77 was improbable, but hey, people still talk about Florida Gulf Coast University.

 

[Thorn]

If you guys and kristaysrs scare GOB away when he shows up I'll kill you all.

Oh #### off.

I'm with Tre on this one. I will curbstomp your kitty.

what a dinkdinkdinkdinkdink you are

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Have we seen this? Where some guy talks to girls on Tinder, which I'm not 100% sure what it is, using only rap lyrics?

Pretty cool.

You know what? I'm going to watch and report back.

Thought it was a video, but it was still good. Then again, I'm drunk and know rap lyrics.

 

[Frostillicus]

What exactly was an onslaught, why did it originate, and what was the purpose? Put me down squarely in the "don't understand the genius of JCDWV" camp.

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I'd recognize the Helena Hat Trick anywhere (I mean who could forget what Dan Xiong did back in the '06 Capetown Cup play-in game), but you've got an extra 4 and three extra 1's in there. It's an interesting theory, but nowadays it would be easily sniffed out by anyone, especially if they're running a basic Pai Gow Post-Up.

Has any guy in the game every gotten so much credit for one ####ing play than Xiong? Give me a break. Seven years ago. Guy couldn't Gilinksy Transform himself out of a wet paper bag.

You pretty much made my point. Xiong's run to the round of 77 was improbable, but hey, people still talk about Florida Gulf Coast University.

They should actually be pretty good this year, with a legit shot to make another little run as long as the new coach can keep things going the way Enfield had things going. The confidence Comer and everybody else gained on that run should serve them well next season, particularly because Sherwood Brown is their only real loss and it'll be pretty close to the same team back.

 

[Frostillicus]

Have we seen this? Where some guy talks to girls on Tinder, which I'm not 100% sure what it is, using only rap lyrics?

Pretty cool.

You know what? I'm going to watch and report back.

Thought it was a video, but it was still good. Then again, I'm drunk and know rap lyrics.

Exactly.

 

[UniAlias]

Have we seen this? Where some guy talks to girls on Tinder, which I'm not 100% sure what it is, using only rap lyrics?

Pretty cool.

I believe Tinder is a Facebook based dating app. This is hilarious, these girls are ######edly slutty.

 

[Tiger Fan]

That thread is fascinating. Lots of insight in there. I have a friend that smokes a bowl every morning when he wakes up, then again at lunch and then hits his bong after work. He is very intelligent and has a very stressful high paying job in finance. He once told me he has a hard time focusing at work if he skips one of his bowl sessions. Myself on the other hand, I only smoke a few times a year now, but when I do, I over-do it and laugh hysterically like Dudley Moore in "Arthur" and eat pounds of shredded mozzarella cheese, lose at least one shoe and usually #### my pants before I pass out. I love it.

Haven't smoked since June 30, 1999 (the day South Park the Movie came out)...mostly b/c my wife wasn't a fan (she's smoked a few times, but views at as a high school/college thing) like it and we get tested at work, etc. But when I did, I would be just like this. Getting high was so much better than getting drunk. Just an absolute blast. When my wife and I were dating, we both toked up at Spring Break and literally just laughed at the pay phone for what seemed like hours, but was probably just 2 minutes.

I keep telling her that when I retire, I'm going to turn into a hippie....I'm about 40% kidding.

 

[Tiger Fan]

3100!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

 

[General Malaise]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

What thread?

I knew he'd roll in here puffing out his chest.

Here -> http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=694742&p=16065315

Dude is bat#### crazy. Granted, I'm a strange monkey myself (Guster nailed it by the way: got a shadow side that pops up now and then, to my regret), but Imp is either 100% bat#### crazy or just 50% and likes to posture because it makes him feel powerful to "scare" people. It'd be tres amusant if it weren't so ridiculously sad. Half the time I don't even know what he's talking about.

All of this, btw, because I made a bad funny about meeting him in a mental hospital.

(ok, I'm bouncing back out of the GMTAN. No need to ruin the fun)

Listen you freakin' lurking clown, for FIVE FREAKING YEARS, I've put up with your crap.

When you were a HUGE supporter of TimDrafts, you sent me a PM, telling me to stop flirting with Krista because you knew her type better than me. This was AFTER her and I dated. You told me that (I believe) Fennis and I had no shot with her because she is so much better than either of us. What you missed was we were just having fun taking jabs at each other.

It's "she and I dated", you mouth-breathing, unstable isotope. "She and I".

 

[Abraham]

 

[shuke]

Oh, and I still vote that it's not pee

 

[General Malaise]

Kev > How about Denarious Moore in for Anquan Boldin? Sound okay?

Chargers face Jax. I like that all day long, unless you think we should play the Colts vs. Denver....

Moore is on a bye, GB. We'll monitor the James Jones injury.

Oh. You might want to make some changes then.

 

[General Malaise]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

What thread?

I knew he'd roll in here puffing out his chest.

Here -> http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=694742&p=16065315

Dude is bat#### crazy. Granted, I'm a strange monkey myself (Guster nailed it by the way: got a shadow side that pops up now and then, to my regret), but Imp is either 100% bat#### crazy or just 50% and likes to posture because it makes him feel powerful to "scare" people. It'd be tres amusant if it weren't so ridiculously sad. Half the time I don't even know what he's talking about.

All of this, btw, because I made a bad funny about meeting him in a mental hospital.

(ok, I'm bouncing back out of the GMTAN. No need to ruin the fun)

Listen you freakin' lurking clown, for FIVE FREAKING YEARS, I've put up with your crap.

When you were a HUGE supporter of TimDrafts, you sent me a PM, telling me to stop flirting with Krista because you knew her type better than me. This was AFTER her and I dated. You told me that (I believe) Fennis and I had no shot with her because she is so much better than either of us. What you missed was we were just having fun taking jabs at each other.

It's "she and I dated", you mouth-breathing, unstable isotope. "She and I".

Listen, you date Krista and see how far you get with referring to her as "she" and then get back to me.

Superfluous.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM smoked the FOCUS TED tonight!

 

[General Malaise]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

What thread?

I knew he'd roll in here puffing out his chest.

Here -> http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=694742&p=16065315

Dude is bat#### crazy. Granted, I'm a strange monkey myself (Guster nailed it by the way: got a shadow side that pops up now and then, to my regret), but Imp is either 100% bat#### crazy or just 50% and likes to posture because it makes him feel powerful to "scare" people. It'd be tres amusant if it weren't so ridiculously sad. Half the time I don't even know what he's talking about.

All of this, btw, because I made a bad funny about meeting him in a mental hospital.

(ok, I'm bouncing back out of the GMTAN. No need to ruin the fun)

Listen you freakin' lurking clown, for FIVE FREAKING YEARS, I've put up with your crap.

When you were a HUGE supporter of TimDrafts, you sent me a PM, telling me to stop flirting with Krista because you knew her type better than me. This was AFTER her and I dated. You told me that (I believe) Fennis and I had no shot with her because she is so much better than either of us. What you missed was we were just having fun taking jabs at each other.

It's "she and I dated", you mouth-breathing, unstable isotope. "She and I".

Listen, you date Krista and see how far you get with referring to her as "she" and then get back to me.

Superfluous.

Can be taken in two senses. In the first instance, I am referring to how far you can with the subject. In the other, I am referring to the latter part of the statement. The "with" joins two thoughts.

Flows like a river of rocks.

 

[General Malaise]

GM smoked the FOCUS TED tonight!

You should just see how it enhances my golf game.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM smoked the FOCUS TED tonight!

You should just see how it enhances my golf game.

I would like to see that sometime.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Flysack started his war against me because of Krista. It's gone on for a few years and it's been public for the last year or so. Now, I'm ready to show him that side of me most people are afraid of...

Everyone knew I'm a bit nuts...but pushing me is a bad idea.

Peace.

What thread?

I knew he'd roll in here puffing out his chest.

Here -> http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=694742&p=16065315

Dude is bat#### crazy. Granted, I'm a strange monkey myself (Guster nailed it by the way: got a shadow side that pops up now and then, to my regret), but Imp is either 100% bat#### crazy or just 50% and likes to posture because it makes him feel powerful to "scare" people. It'd be tres amusant if it weren't so ridiculously sad. Half the time I don't even know what he's talking about.

All of this, btw, because I made a bad funny about meeting him in a mental hospital.

(ok, I'm bouncing back out of the GMTAN. No need to ruin the fun)

Listen you freakin' lurking clown, for FIVE FREAKING YEARS, I've put up with your crap.

When you were a HUGE supporter of TimDrafts, you sent me a PM, telling me to stop flirting with Krista because you knew her type better than me. This was AFTER her and I dated. You told me that (I believe) Fennis and I had no shot with her because she is so much better than either of us. What you missed was we were just having fun taking jabs at each other.

It's "she and I dated", you mouth-breathing, unstable isotope. "She and I".

Listen, you date Krista and see how far you get with referring to her as "she" and then get back to me.

Superfluous.

Can be taken in two senses. In the first instance, I am referring to how far you can with the subject. In the other, I am referring to the latter part of the statement. The "with" joins two thoughts.

Flows like a river of rocks.

That's cool, I forgot the word "get" in my last post...call it even?

Quit sucking up to the iAlphas and get at GM with vaguely threatening comments!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM smoked the FOCUS TED tonight!

You should just see how it enhances my golf game.

I would like to see that sometime.

You just want to see him stroke his ball.

:confirmed:

 

[General Malaise]

Quit sucking up to the iAlphas and get at GM with vaguely threatening comments!

First time for everything....

 

[kevzilla]

Kev > How about Denarious Moore in for Anquan Boldin? Sound okay?

Chargers face Jax. I like that all day long, unless you think we should play the Colts vs. Denver....

Moore is on a bye, GB. We'll monitor the James Jones injury.

Oh. You might want to make some changes then.

Dammit, guy, I only have so long to practice my video poker skillz on my PC before bed.

 

[General Malaise]

Kev > How about Denarious Moore in for Anquan Boldin? Sound okay?

Chargers face Jax. I like that all day long, unless you think we should play the Colts vs. Denver....

Moore is on a bye, GB. We'll monitor the James Jones injury.

Oh. You might want to make some changes then.

Dammit, guy, I only have so long to practice my video poker skillz on my PC before bed.

I put Boldin back in there. You know what I think? I think it is BILAL POWELL TIME!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tuesday Morning QuarterbackIt was all quiet on the transactions front. GMTAN Phantacy Futbol saw no significant adds, drops, or trades this week.

 

[shuke]

GM smoked the FOCUS TED tonight!

You should just see how it enhances my golf game.

I bet it does wonders.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

One of y'all can come fetch me in the wagering thread when it's safe to come back in here.

 

[Frostillicus]

One of y'all can come fetch me in the wagering thread when it's safe to come back in here.

I think we're ok here. Seems like a calmer, gentler Imp who just hates one person. Who isn't you. As far as I can tell.

 

[Frostillicus]

One of y'all can come fetch me in the wagering thread when it's safe to come back in here.

I think we're ok here. Seems like a calmer, gentler Imp who just hates one person. Who isn't you. As far as I can tell.

It's all good. Some of you have seen what a tool Flysack really is. It's not a secret that I can brush off attacks on me but I will defend those I'm close to.

So this means I can attack you? Well guess what? You're Canadian and probably like hockey which is stupid. Boom. Shots fired.

 

[Frostillicus]

One of y'all can come fetch me in the wagering thread when it's safe to come back in here.

I think we're ok here. Seems like a calmer, gentler Imp who just hates one person. Who isn't you. As far as I can tell.

It's all good. Some of you have seen what a tool Flysack really is. It's not a secret that I can brush off attacks on me but I will defend those I'm close to.

So this means I can attack you? Well guess what? You're Canadian and probably like hockey which is stupid. Boom. Shots fired.

Don't you live north of me? Do you really want to hurl insults when you live in a state that doesn't matter?

HOW DARE YOU. WE HAVE LOTS OF IMPORTANT COMPANIES HERE AND STUFF!

 

[Frostillicus]

One of y'all can come fetch me in the wagering thread when it's safe to come back in here.

I think we're ok here. Seems like a calmer, gentler Imp who just hates one person. Who isn't you. As far as I can tell.

It's all good. Some of you have seen what a tool Flysack really is. It's not a secret that I can brush off attacks on me but I will defend those I'm close to.

So this means I can attack you? Well guess what? You're Canadian and probably like hockey which is stupid. Boom. Shots fired.

Don't you live north of me? Do you really want to hurl insults when you live in a state that doesn't matter?

HOW DARE YOU. WE HAVE LOTS OF IMPORTANT COMPANIES HERE AND STUFF!

Oh, my bad. Sorry.

Exactly.

 

[bentley]

Hi guys.

I'm quite drunk. And I've been texting with NO girl which is probably a bad idea.

But, I see that Imp has started an iFight in the thread which makes me happy.

And I have 8 hours or so until I have to teach a customer service course to 30 or so of our employees. So, carry on.

 

[Frostillicus]

Are Imp and I fighting?

 

[bentley]

Are Imp and I fighting?

I hope so. Honestly I just see a bunch of Imp replies and assume a fight without checking the details. It's been met with 100% success so far.

 

[Frostillicus]

Are Imp and I fighting?

I hope so. Honestly I just see a bunch of Imp replies and assume a fight without checking the details. It's been met with 100% success so far.

I don't got nothing but I'll try

 

[Guster]

Hi guys.

I'm quite drunk. And I've been texting with NO girl which is probably a bad idea.

But, I see that Imp has started an iFight in the thread which makes me happy.

And I have 8 hours or so until I have to teach a customer service course to 30 or so of our employees. So, carry on.

Speaking from experience, tread lightly GB

 

[Guster]

I had a partial tear of my rotator cuff about 8 years ago and it was in a tricky spot and since my dreams of being a professional athlete were already dashed at that point, my orthopedic doctor opted for rehab over surgery. Things had been ok but not 100% for a couple years until this February. I was at the gym and felt a pop and my arm went numb for a couple seconds. Since then i haven't been able to lift things above my shoulder and I hurts to hold my arm out to the side.

Over the last week or so it's been getting even worse. I rock the messenger bag look for work and can't even put the strap over my head. Might be time to reach out to the doctor again for another MRI

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So my friend who's had the flooding, mold, house, baby, issues with the sick grandmother who I bought the old forester birthday bourbon for's grandmother died yesterday. I was supposed to visit him in Philly Saturday, but now it looks like the funeral may be then and in Rhode Island so I won't get to see him or deliver the booze (and baby crap). I don't know when I will get back to Philly. Is there a safe way to ship the booze or am I just asking for a broken bottle considering the luck he and I have been having of late?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I had a partial tear of my rotator cuff about 8 years ago and it was in a tricky spot and since my dreams of being a professional athlete were already dashed at that point, my orthopedic doctor opted for rehab over surgery. Things had been ok but not 100% for a couple years until this February. I was at the gym and felt a pop and my arm went numb for a couple seconds. Since then i haven't been able to lift things above my shoulder and I hurts to hold my arm out to the side.

Over the last week or so it's been getting even worse. I rock the messenger bag look for work and can't even put the strap over my head. Might be time to reach out to the doctor again for another MRI

Sounds like its time for one of the most painful surgeries out there. You'll be sleeping in a recliner for 4-6 months. My dad, uncle, and aunt all had it done. If you are lucky enough that they don't have to do anything to your bicep, the recovery will be much quicker though.

 

[Thorn]

I had a partial tear of my rotator cuff about 8 years ago and it was in a tricky spot and since my dreams of being a professional athlete were already dashed at that point, my orthopedic doctor opted for rehab over surgery. Things had been ok but not 100% for a couple years until this February. I was at the gym and felt a pop and my arm went numb for a couple seconds. Since then i haven't been able to lift things above my shoulder and I hurts to hold my arm out to the side.

Over the last week or so it's been getting even worse. I rock the messenger bag look for work and can't even put the strap over my head. Might be time to reach out to the doctor again for another MRI

You should probably just ignore it until it falls off or something. What are you a woman?

 

[Hawks64]

I had a partial tear of my rotator cuff about 8 years ago and it was in a tricky spot and since my dreams of being a professional athlete were already dashed at that point, my orthopedic doctor opted for rehab over surgery. Things had been ok but not 100% for a couple years until this February. I was at the gym and felt a pop and my arm went numb for a couple seconds. Since then i haven't been able to lift things above my shoulder and I hurts to hold my arm out to the side.

Over the last week or so it's been getting even worse. I rock the messenger bag look for work and can't even put the strap over my head. Might be time to reach out to the doctor again for another MRI

Sounds like you are getting cut on man...sucks.

 

[kevzilla]

Guster will be all right. Probably lining up girls to play "nurse" as we speak.

 

[T Bell]

I had a partial tear of my rotator cuff about 8 years ago and it was in a tricky spot and since my dreams of being a professional athlete were already dashed at that point, my orthopedic doctor opted for rehab over surgery. Things had been ok but not 100% for a couple years until this February. I was at the gym and felt a pop and my arm went numb for a couple seconds. Since then i haven't been able to lift things above my shoulder and I hurts to hold my arm out to the side.

Over the last week or so it's been getting even worse. I rock the messenger bag look for work and can't even put the strap over my head. Might be time to reach out to the doctor again for another MRI

Yup, sounds like you need the knife. I've never had that injury but know something about it (former baseball pitcher) and am familiar with how lousy it is to have a blown rotator cuff.

 

[T Bell]

Guster will be all right. Probably lining up girls to play "nurse" as we speak.

If Guster had Tommy John surgery, he'd have women lining up to act as cadaver donors for his new ligament.

 

[Thorn]

Through the magic of facebook I've commented on the same status with our old friend Zartan and I just want to say that he looks EXACTLY like I pictured him. It's freaky.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Through the magic of facebook I've commented on the same status with our old friend Zartan and I just want to say that he looks EXACTLY like I pictured him. It's freaky.

you never saw any of the 5000 vacation photos he shared back in the day?