GM's thread about nothing (69 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Not for Tanner:

Spoiler

Seems I was mistaken....

Want a boy? Orgasm together
Now, the last tip to the Shettles Method, is that the women orgasm directly before or at the same time as their male partner. Now the idea behind this is that the female orgasm can increase the alkaline secretions in the ######, making it more favorable for a boy, not a girl.

 

[YSR]

We're going to try for a boy next time around, so I've actually been researching how to make that happen. I am really enjoying having a girl (more so than I ever imagined), so I would be fine with having two of them. But a boy would also be a nice addition.

Don't have an orgasm.

The reading I've done so far encourages women to have one right before or at the same time as her partner because that helps to make the environment less acidic for those poor little Y swimmers.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

:headshot:

 

[Frostillicus]

All this alkaline environment talk is getting me hot.

 

[General Malaise]

We're going to try for a boy next time around, so I've actually been researching how to make that happen. I am really enjoying having a girl (more so than I ever imagined), so I would be fine with having two of them. But a boy would also be a nice addition.

Don't have an orgasm.

The reading I've done so far encourages women to have one right before or at the same time as her partner because that helps to make the environment less acidic for those poor little Y swimmers.

Sorry. I was confusing you for every woman I've ever slept with.

Corrected myself in spoiler tags.

Also, Ducks are wearing bright pink helmets on Saturday, with pink cleats and pink socks/gloves. Not sure why, though. Anybody know what this is all about? Pink and football? Odd.

 

[YSR]

We're going to try for a boy next time around, so I've actually been researching how to make that happen. I am really enjoying having a girl (more so than I ever imagined), so I would be fine with having two of them. But a boy would also be a nice addition.

Don't have an orgasm.

The reading I've done so far encourages women to have one right before or at the same time as her partner because that helps to make the environment less acidic for those poor little Y swimmers.

Sorry. I was confusing you for every woman I've ever slept with.

Corrected myself in spoiler tags.

Also, Ducks are wearing bright pink helmets on Saturday, with pink cleats and pink socks/gloves. Not sure why, though. Anybody know what this is all about? Pink and football? Odd.

Save the Ta Tas.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

We're going to try for a boy next time around, so I've actually been researching how to make that happen. I am really enjoying having a girl (more so than I ever imagined), so I would be fine with having two of them. But a boy would also be a nice addition.

Don't have an orgasm.

The reading I've done so far encourages women to have one right before or at the same time as her partner because that helps to make the environment less acidic for those poor little Y swimmers.

Sorry. I was confusing you for every woman I've ever slept with.

Corrected myself in spoiler tags.

Also, Ducks are wearing bright pink helmets on Saturday, with pink cleats and pink socks/gloves. Not sure why, though. Anybody know what this is all about? Pink and football? Odd.

Save the Ta Tas.

Need to ratchet up your sarcasm GM

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Make Susan G more rich.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not for Tanner:

Spoiler

Seems I was mistaken....

Want a boy? Orgasm together
Now, the last tip to the Shettles Method, is that the women orgasm directly before or at the same time as their male partner. Now the idea behind this is that the female orgasm can increase the alkaline secretions in the ######, making it more favorable for a boy, not a girl.

I looked at it anyway. Screw you, pal.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We're going to try for a boy next time around, so I've actually been researching how to make that happen. I am really enjoying having a girl (more so than I ever imagined), so I would be fine with having two of them. But a boy would also be a nice addition.

Don't have an orgasm.

The reading I've done so far encourages women to have one right before or at the same time as her partner because that helps to make the environment less acidic for those poor little Y swimmers.

Sorry. I was confusing you for every woman I've ever slept with.

Corrected myself in spoiler tags.

Also, Ducks are wearing bright pink helmets on Saturday, with pink cleats and pink socks/gloves. Not sure why, though. Anybody know what this is all about? Pink and football? Odd.

You mean the Ducks are going to wear non-traditional colors/uniforms? Odd.

 

[General Malaise]

We're going to try for a boy next time around, so I've actually been researching how to make that happen. I am really enjoying having a girl (more so than I ever imagined), so I would be fine with having two of them. But a boy would also be a nice addition.

Don't have an orgasm.

The reading I've done so far encourages women to have one right before or at the same time as her partner because that helps to make the environment less acidic for those poor little Y swimmers.

Sorry. I was confusing you for every woman I've ever slept with.

Corrected myself in spoiler tags.

Also, Ducks are wearing bright pink helmets on Saturday, with pink cleats and pink socks/gloves. Not sure why, though. Anybody know what this is all about? Pink and football? Odd.

Save the Ta Tas.

Need to ratchet up your sarcasm GM

Yeah, that missed the mark entirely. I laughed.

 

[General Malaise]

We're going to try for a boy next time around, so I've actually been researching how to make that happen. I am really enjoying having a girl (more so than I ever imagined), so I would be fine with having two of them. But a boy would also be a nice addition.

Don't have an orgasm.

The reading I've done so far encourages women to have one right before or at the same time as her partner because that helps to make the environment less acidic for those poor little Y swimmers.

Sorry. I was confusing you for every woman I've ever slept with.

Corrected myself in spoiler tags.

Also, Ducks are wearing bright pink helmets on Saturday, with pink cleats and pink socks/gloves. Not sure why, though. Anybody know what this is all about? Pink and football? Odd.

You mean the Ducks are going to wear non-traditional colors/uniforms? Odd.

God it's nice to be owned by Nike.

 

[YSR]

Sorry fellas, I'm too focused on planning my night of steak, cough syrup, non-missionary-style sex and orgasms.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sorry fellas, I'm too focused on planning my night of steak, cough syrup, non-missionary-style sex and orgasms.

You really want another kid?

 

[General Malaise]

would

 

[Thorn]

Sorry fellas, I'm too focused on planning my night of steak, cough syrup, non-missionary-style sex and orgasms.

so hot

 

[UOFI_316]

would

You realize she is wearing a swim suit, and that is not her actual skin tone, right?

 

[Bogart]

Man, I picked the right time to come back to this thread.

IH:

 

[Abraham]

I've been listening to BB King for three straight days at work. More BB then I've heard in my entire life. Just decided to listen to something Tuesday morning that didn't require my full attention to be enjoyable. Should have done this a long long time ago.

 

[Drifter]

Not for Tanner:

Spoiler

Seems I was mistaken....

Want a boy? Orgasm together
Now, the last tip to the Shettles Method, is that the women orgasm directly before or at the same time as their male partner. Now the idea behind this is that the female orgasm can increase the alkaline secretions in the ######, making it more favorable for a boy, not a girl.

Interestingly enough, my son resulted from a session as described and my daughter came from one where it did not happen.

YSR - tell Romo he needs to whisper in the ear of the man in the little boat if he wants a boy.

 

[General Malaise]

would

You realize she is wearing a swim suit, and that is not her actual skin tone, right?

She has bad skin?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

would

That girl has a big butt.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've been listening to BB King for three straight days at work. More BB then I've heard in my entire life. Just decided to listen to something Tuesday morning that didn't require my full attention to be enjoyable. Should have done this a long long time ago.

Going with the XFM top 1000 of all time list on Spotify

 

[General Malaise]

Not for Tanner:

Spoiler

Seems I was mistaken....

Want a boy? Orgasm together
Now, the last tip to the Shettles Method, is that the women orgasm directly before or at the same time as their male partner. Now the idea behind this is that the female orgasm can increase the alkaline secretions in the ######, making it more favorable for a boy, not a girl.

Spoiler

Interestingly enough, my son resulted from a session as described and my daughter came from one where it did not happen.

YSR - tell Romo he needs to whisper in the ear of the man in the little boat if he wants a boy.

Gilligan?

 

[Abraham]

I've been listening to BB King for three straight days at work. More BB then I've heard in my entire life. Just decided to listen to something Tuesday morning that didn't require my full attention to be enjoyable. Should have done this a long long time ago.

Going with the XFM top 1000 of all time list on Spotify

Is that all genres top 1000?

 

[Disco Stu]

I've been listening to BB King for three straight days at work. More BB then I've heard in my entire life. Just decided to listen to something Tuesday morning that didn't require my full attention to be enjoyable. Should have done this a long long time ago.

Work in some Buddy Guy next.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've been listening to BB King for three straight days at work. More BB then I've heard in my entire life. Just decided to listen to something Tuesday morning that didn't require my full attention to be enjoyable. Should have done this a long long time ago.

Going with the XFM top 1000 of all time list on Spotify

Is that all genres top 1000?

XFM is "indie and alternative".

So far: REM, Bowie, Snow Patrol, Daft Punk, Imogen Heap, etc.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

This thread has gotten fertile

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've been listening to BB King for three straight days at work. More BB then I've heard in my entire life. Just decided to listen to something Tuesday morning that didn't require my full attention to be enjoyable. Should have done this a long long time ago.

Going with the XFM top 1000 of all time list on Spotify

Is that all genres top 1000?

XFM is "indie and alternative".

So far: REM, Bowie, Snow Patrol, Daft Punk, Imogen Heap, etc.

If we're facebook friends you can look under "friends" to find the playlist under my name. It's not bad for work.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

crucify away but I can't take more than about 11 minutes of Chicago-style blues.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

crucify away but I can't take more than about 11 minutes of Chicago-style blues.

is there a different style of blues you prefer?

 

[Limp Ditka]

crucify away but I can't take more than about 11 minutes of Chicago-style blues.

How about 12 bars of it?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

crucify away but I can't take more than about 11 minutes of Chicago-style blues.

How about 12 bars of it?

I'd be hammered by that point.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

crucify away but I can't take more than about 11 minutes of Chicago-style blues.

is there a different style of blues you prefer?

I can stomach Delta Blues just slightly more.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hill Street Blues is decent as well.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You baseball card homos will like this

 

[krista4]

This thread has gotten fertile

:backingawayquickly:

 

[Abraham]

If we have activated Blues Chat let me be the first to say that Jimmie Vaughn is criminally underrated. He's not as good as his brother but he's not that far off.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hill Street Blues is decent as well.

Varsity?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hill Street Blues is decent as well.

Varsity?

St Louis?

 

[Abraham]

Oyster Cult?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Tuesday Morning QuarterbackIt was all quiet on the transactions front. GMTAN Phantacy Futbol saw no significant adds, drops, or trades this week.

how did we miss this for 6 weeks.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I wasn't going to say anything, because I didn't want to upset my good buddy Bob Sacamano but since it came out in a Woz thread of all places...

My wife had her IUD removed this morning. We're not going to be trying exactly but we won't be preventing either... so

We haven't been married very long but I told her I'm closing up shop at 40, so she's got just over a year. Kinda nervous... might need to start faking it. Also convinced karma will bless me with a daughter.

This is a good thing though, right GM?

Why would that upset me? Smoo's the one imposing quotas on reproduction.

I thought you were the main one saying I was a dumb ### (actually true) for escaping prison free and clear only to sell myself back into slavery. Or some other metaphor that probably made more sense.

Sure, but that has nothing to do with kids. Kids are awesome. As long as they're yours. Other people's kids kinda suck.

 

[General Malaise]

If we have activated Blues Chat let me be the first to say that Jimmie Vaughn is criminally underrated. He's not as good as his brother but he's not that far off.

I'll take Jimmy Reed over both.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

crucify away but I can't take more than about 11 minutes of Chicago-style blues.

I recently read some information that indicates this results in more boy babies.

 

[Tiger Fan]

If we have activated Blues Chat let me be the first to say that Jimmie Vaughn is criminally underrated. He's not as good as his brother but he's not that far off.

Rick?

 

[Frostillicus]

If we have activated Blues Chat let me be the first to say that Jimmie Vaughn is criminally underrated. He's not as good as his brother but he's not that far off.

Rick?

Veronica?

 

[kevzilla]

This thread made me pregnant.

Oh wait, I'm just fat. Carry on.

 

[Abraham]

If we have activated Blues Chat let me be the first to say that Jimmie Vaughn is criminally underrated. He's not as good as his brother but he's not that far off.

Rick?

Jacque.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If we have activated Blues Chat let me be the first to say that Jimmie Vaughn is criminally underrated. He's not as good as his brother but he's not that far off.

Rick?

Veronica?

Maur?