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Footballguy
Speaking of Tanner shtick, I'm really looking forward to any and all November 22 memes.
Fresh Jalepenos, IMO"And don't skimp on the jalapenos! I want my farts to HURT!"I'll fax you some Nacho recipes. Legendary ones.Wife KO'ed with a flu, I've got both kids tonight. Pizza in the oven, MMC on the TV. TPW appreciated.
--Steve
anyway. I've dodged that bullet twice this time. 2 cigarettes over the those last 9 years, but neither allowed nicotine to grab onto my soul again.I quit from age 21-26 and was dumb enough to start again. A couple of smokes on a drunken afternoon got that ball rolling. Within a week, I was at the conv store counter asking for a pack of Newports when things at work went south one day. I was full-fledged smoker again for about 7-8 years.That's how I started again - even when I quit I always imagined I'd start again at some point. And honestly I am having trouble convincing myself that I'm done smoking entirely which means i may be defeating myself already, but maybe that's normal too.It happens. Not trying to be a deterrent, but 9 years, 5 days and about 12 hours later, I still get a craving here and there. At this point I doubt it will ever go away completely, but I can assure that those cravings become less frequent.Survived another day without smoking.![]()
I have heard that the chemicals are out of your body by day 3 and after that it's all some sort of physical addiction or some such. We shall see.
Oh, and I put this in the NBA thread but I imagine it will be equally awesome for Jim and Co. http://www.mavs.com/videos/what-the-mavs-say/
Math that up, and I'm sounding Tannerold®.
This. Although I doubt they have more than 12 bottles.Taxi. You must call one.One of my bosses just called the office to tell me that one of the liquor stores in town is getting Pappy today and that there were only 12 people in line right now.
Today is one of the days when I had Romo bring me to work so I have no car. And he's 1.) in the middle of breakfast with his dad (to discuss all of the crazy with his mother and sister) and 2.) not a bourbon drinker so I would not be able to sell him on going there for this.
Sad.
Actually, I was just relaying the conversation with another coworker and she informed me that her parents own a liquor store and she'll just have them put a bottle aside when they get their next shipment.***Get me a bottle and I'll pay for your taxi.Taxi. You must call one.One of my bosses just called the office to tell me that one of the liquor stores in town is getting Pappy today and that there were only 12 people in line right now.
Today is one of the days when I had Romo bring me to work so I have no car. And he's 1.) in the middle of breakfast with his dad (to discuss all of the crazy with his mother and sister) and 2.) not a bourbon drinker so I would not be able to sell him on going there for this.
Sad.
Like I haven't told that story before.That's not nearly as interesting or concerned-look-inducing a story as, "A strange guy from the internet paid for my cab to the liquor store to buy this bottle of booze you're drinking. "
Maybe try selling it to Abe one room at a time?House closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.
Cheer you up?House closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.
Maybe try selling it to Abe one room at a time?House closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.
And that was my favorite one.Forgot oneHouse closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.
Find someone who is crying and punch them. I mean they're already crying, right?Maybe try selling it to Abe one room at a time?House closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.![]()
And that was my favorite one.Forgot oneHouse closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.![]()
I am seriously depressed. I woke up depressed anyway, and now this has thrown me all the way down. Feel like I'm going to cry from the stress of everything. Or punch someone.
One of my bosses just called the office to tell me that one of the liquor stores in town is getting Pappy today and that there were only 12 people in line right now.
Today is one of the days when I had Romo bring me to work so I have no car. And he's 1.) in the middle of breakfast with his dad (to discuss all of the crazy with his mother and sister) and 2.) not a bourbon drinker so I would not be able to sell him on going there for this.
Sad.

Excellent. Might throw up on them, too, for good measure.Find someone who is crying and punch them. I mean they're already crying, right?Maybe try selling it to Abe one room at a time?House closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.![]()
And that was my favorite one.Forgot oneHouse closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.![]()
I am seriously depressed. I woke up depressed anyway, and now this has thrown me all the way down. Feel like I'm going to cry from the stress of everything. Or punch someone.
UghHouse closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.
oooof. sorry manMy kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.
So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.
Bring it up with the school board. Even the sup has a boss(es).My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.
So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.
Poop on his porch.My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.
So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.
Sucks. Really sorry, and best of luck.House closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.
I love you so hard.
Serious question: why does the super want to shut down an effective program? Has he/she solicited input from people like you?My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.
So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.
I think he sent out personal requests with gift baskets asking for a hard delete to every mod on the list.Mods deleted Eminence's thread?
I'm so very disappointed.
Sucks. Really sorry, and best of luck.House closing postponed and possibly dead. Shoot me now. Really.
I love you so hard.
Wanna make out with Homer?Eminence too?Throps for all, especially the bourbon drinkers.
We did. This program is no small thing. There are over 500 kids in it across six grades. The day after the announcement the parents showed up en masse to the school board meeting. The superintendent has now publicly backed off his first announcement but it's clear that he's not going to let things be.Bring it up with the school board. Even the sup has a boss(es).My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.
So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.
No TV news yet but there has been a couple of local articles and an editorial or two. One problem is that it's a gifted magnet program and there are a lot of parents in the district that think it's elitist, etc. But a study done several years ago shows that it pulls in a LOT of kids that would otherwise go private or charter. It's a money-maker for the district, so we're hoping the board will make the right decisions when it finally gets that far.Get local media to do a story on the program and what it has done for the kids, too.
His official take is something along the lines of pushing the wonderful things the program does out to all of the kids. In reality, it seems to be due to fear of lawsuits (more demographically skewed than the gen. ed. population).Serious question: why does the super want to shut down an effective program? Has he/she solicited input from people like you?My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.
So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.
You don't think the wonderful things the program does can be pushed out to all the kids? Not trying to argue with you - I'm just curious as to why any superintendent, as under fire as they almost always are, would want to cut a successful program.His official take is something along the lines of pushing the wonderful things the program does out to all of the kids. In reality, it seems to be due to fear of lawsuits (more demographically skewed than the gen. ed. population).Serious question: why does the super want to shut down an effective program? Has he/she solicited input from people like you?My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.
So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.
I've read a lot of the research on the subject over the last year, both as we considered putting our son in the program and with the latest mess. Basically, the buzzword du jour in education is differentiation. The more unique that teachers can tailor the learning experience to suit each kid, the better. By taking the gifted students out and putting them in a separate classroom, the band of ability narrows both in that classroom and the general ed. room. The research says this is a good thing for all involved.You don't think the wonderful things the program does can be pushed out to all the kids? Not trying to argue with you - I'm just curious as to why any superintendent, as under fire as they almost always are, would want to cut a successful program.His official take is something along the lines of pushing the wonderful things the program does out to all of the kids. In reality, it seems to be due to fear of lawsuits (more demographically skewed than the gen. ed. population).Serious question: why does the super want to shut down an effective program? Has he/she solicited input from people like you?My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.
So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.
And as for why he wants to cut it. I have to think it's the discrimination thing. Minorities are even more under-represented in this program. Of course we believe that would be better addressed through the admittance process than just doing away with the program.You don't think the wonderful things the program does can be pushed out to all the kids? Not trying to argue with you - I'm just curious as to why any superintendent, as under fire as they almost always are, would want to cut a successful program.His official take is something along the lines of pushing the wonderful things the program does out to all of the kids. In reality, it seems to be due to fear of lawsuits (more demographically skewed than the gen. ed. population).Serious question: why does the super want to shut down an effective program? Has he/she solicited input from people like you?My kid's school situation is stressing me out again. Last year was a pretty rough year for him as he has some learning issues and his teacher didn't have a clue how to deal with him.
So this year he gets in the program we had been hoping for. Doing better than ever. Finally happy at school. Now, the new superintendent that the district hired this summer wants to shut it down. Frustrating.
What a ####hole.old news, scoop.
His six pack pales in comparison to my party ball.LOOK AT ME!!! I HAVE ABS!!!!1Ball Son Urchin said:Had a table of 8 women tonight who got completely shattered. One of them lifted up my shirt and commented that she would give me $20 if she could rub my abs. $160 later, I feel like a hooker without putting out.
Can you tell the rest of us what it was?krista4 said:Awesome.Officer Pete Malloy said:
Pic of my schlong.Can you tell the rest of us what it was?krista4 said:Awesome.Officer Pete Malloy said:
Awwww, man! I was already sooooo tempted to look!Pic of my schlong.Can you tell the rest of us what it was?krista4 said:Awesome.Officer Pete Malloy said:
You're a good man ThornTearjerker warning
Had to do a will signing at a bedside today. 93 year old little Italian lady. She kept wanting to hold my hand, telling me she was trying to accept God's will, but that she had been up and around just a couple of months prior. She really just didn't seem ready to go, but I guess stomach cancer had taken a big turn for the worse. Told me how she had the best kids in the world, then teared up at the idea that they would ever have to take care of her. She also tried to get her son to get out her checkbook to pay me, and I'm telling her it's fine, we'll just bill her. "What if I'm gone by the time the bill comes?" :(