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Fellow loser :hey:

Apparently people don't want to watch Seneca Wallace. Wife was given Packer tickets for tomorrow's game. I guess we're in some new MVP section where you get 2 free beers and some grub. Think Furley will be there?

 
strykerpks said:
Fellow loser :hey:

Apparently people don't want to watch Seneca Wallace. Wife was given Packer tickets for tomorrow's game. I guess we're in some new MVP section where you get 2 free beers and some grub. Think Furley will be there?
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Working a carnival dunking both, I assume.

 
strykerpks said:
Fellow loser :hey:

Apparently people don't want to watch Seneca Wallace. Wife was given Packer tickets for tomorrow's game. I guess we're in some new MVP section where you get 2 free beers and some grub. Think Furley will be there?
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Tailgate starts at 7:30 for the Bears game. Which means I leave the house around 6:45. There will be no drinking tonight.

 
Limp Ditka said:
strykerpks said:
Fellow loser :hey:

Apparently people don't want to watch Seneca Wallace. Wife was given Packer tickets for tomorrow's game. I guess we're in some new MVP section where you get 2 free beers and some grub. Think Furley will be there?
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Tailgate starts at 7:30 for the Bears game. Which means I leave the house around 6:45. There will be no drinking tonight.
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Oh who am I kidding? No excessive drinking.

 
Limp Ditka said:
Limp Ditka said:
strykerpks said:
Fellow loser :hey:

Apparently people don't want to watch Seneca Wallace. Wife was given Packer tickets for tomorrow's game. I guess we're in some new MVP section where you get 2 free beers and some grub. Think Furley will be there?
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Tailgate starts at 7:30 for the Bears game. Which means I leave the house around 6:45. There will be no drinking tonight.
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Oh who am I kidding? No excessive drinking.
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Gotta run the kid to my parents house a half hour in the wrong direction at 7. I probably won't have beer in hand until about 10 :kicksrock:

I should slow down, but #### it.

 
strykerpks said:
Fellow loser :hey:

Apparently people don't want to watch Seneca Wallace. Wife was given Packer tickets for tomorrow's game. I guess we're in some new MVP section where you get 2 free beers and some grub. Think Furley will be there?
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Who?

 
sportsbetting.ag gave me $20 to check out their poker room so I entered a tournament. Holy #### there are people who do this for fun? So boring.

 
Went and saw my father yesterday. He was snoozing at a table in the common area. I brought him a hat, so I nudged him awake to ask if he wanted to put it on (dude across the table was slavering over the cap, just knowing it would be his soon). Dad woke up and said he was tired. I said "come on, let's go to your room". I wanted to get him shaved and make sure he brushed his teeth. He shot me a look that used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid, though he had no idea who I was.I tried the "I'm your father, you listen to me" thing - didn't work.

Cancer can kiss one ###, but dementia is more than welcome to kiss the other cheek. God ####### Damn.

The day/night ended well, though. There was a surprise birthday party for my aunt hosted by another aunt. I saw so many people I haven't seen in forever, including some of my own relatives I've never said two words to prior to last night. My family is odd (or maybe not) in that there are not level generational ages. The aunt who hosted the party is much closer to my age than my mom's. I have cousins that are the same generation as me who could be my kids.

I think, though, the best conversation I had all night was with the sister of one of my best friends from HS. She is my birthday-party-aunt's age. My friend had commited suicide by jumping off of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. I hadn't talked to his sister since the funeral, and had no idea how angry I was at my friend until I talked to her last night. I was being my usual ######## self, because I know everything , telling her that it wasn't fair that he left his kids that way. She basically slapped me upside the head and said "he had Aspergers, you ###; he was brilliant but stupid; if I couldn't help him, you've got a lot of nerve saying you could."

Sometimes being put in your place helps put things back in perspective. Can't believe how much guilt/anger I've been carrying around for the last 20 years over his death.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
The day/night ended well, though. There was a surprise birthday party for my aunt hosted by another aunt. I saw so many people I haven't seen in forever, including some of my own relatives I've never said two words to prior to last night. My family is odd (or maybe not) in that there are not level generational ages. The aunt who hosted the party is much closer to my age than my mom's. I have cousins that are the same generation as me who could be my kids.
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That's South County for you. Not only do I have cousins down there that cross generational lines, I have cousins that cross moral (and perhaps legal) boundaries when it comes to familial relations.

Glad you had a chance to see your folks, including your dad.

 
Disco Stu said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Thank you, Bentley.
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:goodposting:

I had beers with Uni earlier. I'm drunk. He might be dead.
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That was a long day. Hurting. :hangover:

Somehow lost my license at some point. Got kicked out of pizza joint. And I remember a tiny black girl (Stu>hey) telling me "If you actually combed your hair you'd be cute". Ouch. The life of a homeless is hard.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Went and saw my father yesterday. He was snoozing at a table in the common area. I brought him a hat, so I nudged him awake to ask if he wanted to put it on (dude across the table was slavering over the cap, just knowing it would be his soon). Dad woke up and said he was tired. I said "come on, let's go to your room". I wanted to get him shaved and make sure he brushed his teeth. He shot me a look that used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid, though he had no idea who I was.I tried the "I'm your father, you listen to me" thing - didn't work.

Cancer can kiss one ###, but dementia is more than welcome to kiss the other cheek. God ####### Damn.

The day/night ended well, though. There was a surprise birthday party for my aunt hosted by another aunt. I saw so many people I haven't seen in forever, including some of my own relatives I've never said two words to prior to last night. My family is odd (or maybe not) in that there are not level generational ages. The aunt who hosted the party is much closer to my age than my mom's. I have cousins that are the same generation as me who could be my kids.

I think, though, the best conversation I had all night was with the sister of one of my best friends from HS. She is my birthday-party-aunt's age. My friend had commited suicide by jumping off of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. I hadn't talked to his sister since the funeral, and had no idea how angry I was at my friend until I talked to her last night. I was being my usual ######## self, because I know everything , telling her that it wasn't fair that he left his kids that way. She basically slapped me upside the head and said "he had Aspergers, you ###; he was brilliant but stupid; if I couldn't help him, you've got a lot of nerve saying you could."

Sometimes being put in your place helps put things back in perspective. Can't believe how much guilt/anger I've been carrying around for the last 20 years over his death.
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:manhug:

 
The_Man said:
Uruk-Hai said:
The day/night ended well, though. There was a surprise birthday party for my aunt hosted by another aunt. I saw so many people I haven't seen in forever, including some of my own relatives I've never said two words to prior to last night. My family is odd (or maybe not) in that there are not level generational ages. The aunt who hosted the party is much closer to my age than my mom's. I have cousins that are the same generation as me who could be my kids.
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That's South County for you. Not only do I have cousins down there that cross generational lines, I have cousins that cross moral (and perhaps legal) boundaries when it comes to familial relations.

Glad you had a chance to see your folks, including your dad.
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Thanks, my friend (and possible family relation).

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Went and saw my father yesterday. He was snoozing at a table in the common area. I brought him a hat, so I nudged him awake to ask if he wanted to put it on (dude across the table was slavering over the cap, just knowing it would be his soon). Dad woke up and said he was tired. I said "come on, let's go to your room". I wanted to get him shaved and make sure he brushed his teeth. He shot me a look that used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid, though he had no idea who I was.I tried the "I'm your father, you listen to me" thing - didn't work.

Cancer can kiss one ###, but dementia is more than welcome to kiss the other cheek. God ####### Damn.

The day/night ended well, though. There was a surprise birthday party for my aunt hosted by another aunt. I saw so many people I haven't seen in forever, including some of my own relatives I've never said two words to prior to last night. My family is odd (or maybe not) in that there are not level generational ages. The aunt who hosted the party is much closer to my age than my mom's. I have cousins that are the same generation as me who could be my kids.

I think, though, the best conversation I had all night was with the sister of one of my best friends from HS. She is my birthday-party-aunt's age. My friend had commited suicide by jumping off of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. I hadn't talked to his sister since the funeral, and had no idea how angry I was at my friend until I talked to her last night. I was being my usual ######## self, because I know everything , telling her that it wasn't fair that he left his kids that way. She basically slapped me upside the head and said "he had Aspergers, you ###; he was brilliant but stupid; if I couldn't help him, you've got a lot of nerve saying you could."

Sometimes being put in your place helps put things back in perspective. Can't believe how much guilt/anger I've been carrying around for the last 20 years over his death.
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Whoa. That wasn't like my night at all. Sorry, GB. I think you've earned a pappy and Pepsi One today. :(

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Thank you, Bentley.
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:goodposting:

I had beers with Uni earlier. I'm drunk. He might be dead.
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That was a long day. Hurting. :hangover:

Somehow lost my license at some point. Got kicked out of pizza joint. And I remember a tiny black girl (Stu>hey) telling me "If you actually combed your hair you'd be cute". Ouch. The life of a homeless is hard.
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:lmao:

Your homeless hobo look plays better out here, GB, where people actually TRY to look like you.

Now about this pizza joint. :popcorn:

 
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Krista4 > Watched Wires Season 4 final episode last night. I get the slight feeling that life on the streets of Baltimore for young African American males is kinda hard and not all that fair.

Happy to see The Greek again. Love that dude.

 
General Malaise said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Went and saw my father yesterday. He was snoozing at a table in the common area. I brought him a hat, so I nudged him awake to ask if he wanted to put it on (dude across the table was slavering over the cap, just knowing it would be his soon). Dad woke up and said he was tired. I said "come on, let's go to your room". I wanted to get him shaved and make sure he brushed his teeth. He shot me a look that used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid, though he had no idea who I was.I tried the "I'm your father, you listen to me" thing - didn't work.

Cancer can kiss one ###, but dementia is more than welcome to kiss the other cheek. God ####### Damn.

The day/night ended well, though. There was a surprise birthday party for my aunt hosted by another aunt. I saw so many people I haven't seen in forever, including some of my own relatives I've never said two words to prior to last night. My family is odd (or maybe not) in that there are not level generational ages. The aunt who hosted the party is much closer to my age than my mom's. I have cousins that are the same generation as me who could be my kids.

I think, though, the best conversation I had all night was with the sister of one of my best friends from HS. She is my birthday-party-aunt's age. My friend had commited suicide by jumping off of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. I hadn't talked to his sister since the funeral, and had no idea how angry I was at my friend until I talked to her last night. I was being my usual ######## self, because I know everything , telling her that it wasn't fair that he left his kids that way. She basically slapped me upside the head and said "he had Aspergers, you ###; he was brilliant but stupid; if I couldn't help him, you've got a lot of nerve saying you could."

Sometimes being put in your place helps put things back in perspective. Can't believe how much guilt/anger I've been carrying around for the last 20 years over his death.
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Whoa. That wasn't like my night at all. Sorry, GB. I think you've earned a pappy and Pepsi One today. :(
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I'm out of Pepsi One, GB. Think I should call krista & see if Red Bull is a suitable substitute?

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
"Good said:
Thank you, Bentley.
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:goodposting: I had beers with Uni earlier. I'm drunk. He might be dead.
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That was a long day. Hurting. :hangover:

Somehow lost my license at some point. Got kicked out of pizza joint. And I remember a tiny black girl (Stu>hey) telling me "If you actually combed your hair you'd be cute". Ouch. The life of a homeless is hard.
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Sigh. Have you learned nothing from your big brother?

 
T Bell said:
Osaurus said:
I seriously cannot believe I got 5+ years out of this grill. In the end, I was using parts of other things to keep it going. RIP POS :bye:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/58F43FF9-071D-42D9-A7D5-EE291A3E0C46-2199-0000004F031FB9FF_zpsfef9d3bc.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/E53DEEF7-0EA5-4E50-BDF9-C3E2F751B6F2-2199-0000004EF4E3C22F_zpsb78d1993.jpg
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That's only 5 years old? Do you live at sea or something?
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No, it's just not a Weber and well used/abused. I guess I live about 3.5 miles from the sea. This thing was also covered all the time when not in use. :shrug:

 
General Malaise said:
Krista4 > Watched Wires Season 4 final episode last night. I get the slight feeling that life on the streets of Baltimore for young African American males is kinda hard and not all that fair.

Happy to see The Greek again. Love that dude.
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:thumbup: Yes, that was a nice surprise. Prop Joe is a such a great character too, by the way.

I kind of wanted to plow right into Season 5 but Mr. krista and others say that is the worst season. Think I'll take a little time so that I'm not so disappointed watching it right after Season 4. What's your plan? And what's your current ranking of the seasons?

Uruk-Hai said:
General Malaise said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Went and saw my father yesterday. He was snoozing at a table in the common area. I brought him a hat, so I nudged him awake to ask if he wanted to put it on (dude across the table was slavering over the cap, just knowing it would be his soon). Dad woke up and said he was tired. I said "come on, let's go to your room". I wanted to get him shaved and make sure he brushed his teeth. He shot me a look that used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid, though he had no idea who I was.I tried the "I'm your father, you listen to me" thing - didn't work.

Cancer can kiss one ###, but dementia is more than welcome to kiss the other cheek. God ####### Damn.

The day/night ended well, though. There was a surprise birthday party for my aunt hosted by another aunt. I saw so many people I haven't seen in forever, including some of my own relatives I've never said two words to prior to last night. My family is odd (or maybe not) in that there are not level generational ages. The aunt who hosted the party is much closer to my age than my mom's. I have cousins that are the same generation as me who could be my kids.

I think, though, the best conversation I had all night was with the sister of one of my best friends from HS. She is my birthday-party-aunt's age. My friend had commited suicide by jumping off of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. I hadn't talked to his sister since the funeral, and had no idea how angry I was at my friend until I talked to her last night. I was being my usual ######## self, because I know everything , telling her that it wasn't fair that he left his kids that way. She basically slapped me upside the head and said "he had Aspergers, you ###; he was brilliant but stupid; if I couldn't help him, you've got a lot of nerve saying you could."

Sometimes being put in your place helps put things back in perspective. Can't believe how much guilt/anger I've been carrying around for the last 20 years over his death.
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Whoa. That wasn't like my night at all. Sorry, GB. I think you've earned a pappy and Pepsi One today. :(
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I'm out of Pepsi One, GB. Think I should call krista & see if Red Bull is a suitable substitute?
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:lmao:

 
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