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My new neighbor that moved in below me is ridiculously hot. She has a kid and I assume the guy I've seen pick her up a couple of times is her boyfriend or something similar.

I'd like to see her naked.

Post it note?
Does the post it say "I'd like to see you naked?"

Cause otherwise no. Get drunk and pass out on her doorstep.

 
I think he was perhaps referencing the black face Santa with 'Sup on it and not your loveable curves.
How do we know Santa isn't black? :D
Nobody could put that many presents on layaway
Not to mention delivering them all on time... and without talking loud enough to wake the entire neighborhood.
 
Woke up this morning and it occurred to me with all of the facial recognition stuff on FB now, it would be a good idea to change who can tag me. Also, Stu, happy birthday.

 
In the last week I've watched a couple minutes of Rocky Horror Picture show and a bit more of Bull Durham.

Is it just me or is Susan Serandan really just not that hot? I don't get the appeal.

 
Pickles & Tanac, I purchased your beers on Saturday from New Seasons. All cans. All sorts of variety here, including something made with oatmeal. Hope to ship this week, but am very lazy.

Frosty, still looking for more beef sticks to ship out. Two packs seems like a waste. Efforting.

To the rest of you, peace be with you all and may all your dream come true!

 
Pickles & Tanac, I purchased your beers on Saturday from New Seasons. All cans. All sorts of variety here, including something made with oatmeal. Hope to ship this week, but am very lazy.

Frosty, still looking for more beef sticks to ship out. Two packs seems like a waste. Efforting.

To the rest of you, peace be with you all and may all your dream come true!
Love you.

 
In the last week I've watched a couple minutes of Rocky Horror Picture show and a bit more of Bull Durham.

Is it just me or is Susan Serandan really just not that hot? I don't get the appeal.
She's never really done it for me either. She's one of those women who looks beautiful one moment, and "meh" or even funny looking another.

I'm doing some work at the moment with a Latina lawyer who's just like that - exotically beautiful one moment, and then sort of unintentional duck-face looking the next.

 
Pickles & Tanac, I purchased your beers on Saturday from New Seasons. All cans. All sorts of variety here, including something made with oatmeal. Hope to ship this week, but am very lazy.

Frosty, still looking for more beef sticks to ship out. Two packs seems like a waste. Efforting.

To the rest of you, peace be with you all and may all your dream come true!
Thanks buddy! I hope all my dream come true too!

 
l looking for more beef sticks to ship out. Two packs seems like a waste. Efforting.
did you find them where I suggested? Also looked like Walmart carries them.
Yeah, I bought the only two I could find at a Thirftway that's nowhere near my house. I avoid Walmart like the Sun. Will go to the outlet store when I have time, but that's in shorter supply than my pigment.

Look, two pale jokes in the same post! HUZAHHHHH

 
l looking for more beef sticks to ship out. Two packs seems like a waste. Efforting.
did you find them where I suggested? Also looked like Walmart carries them.
Yeah, I bought the only two I could find at a Thirftway that's nowhere near my house. I avoid Walmart like the Sun. Will go to the outlet store when I have time, but that's in shorter supply than my pigment.

Look, two pale jokes in the same post! HUZAHHHHH
I live about a mile from a Thriftway. Great store.

 
l looking for more beef sticks to ship out. Two packs seems like a waste. Efforting.
did you find them where I suggested? Also looked like Walmart carries them.
Yeah, I bought the only two I could find at a Thirftway that's nowhere near my house. I avoid Walmart like the Sun. Will go to the outlet store when I have time, but that's in shorter supply than my pigment.

Look, two pale jokes in the same post! HUZAHHHHH
I live about a mile from a Thriftway. Great store.
Does they carry Reser's Pepper Stix?

 
These people?

Reser’s Fine Foods expands product recall over possible Listeria contaminationPosted by Cathy McLain


Because of possible contamination with Listeria monocytogenes, Reser’s Fine Foods has expanded it’s recall of its chicken, ham and beef products from its Topeka, Kansas, facility to include all products produced in Topeka between Sept. 5 and Oct. 25. Previously the date range for recalled products was Sept. 5 to Oct. 9.

The recalled products were distributed across the United States and in Canada. They carry a Use-By Date date or a Best By Date (see list) and include the plant-identifier code of 20. People who purchased the products can either return them to the store for a refund or throw them away.

Reser’s says there have been no reports of people becoming ill from their products. But Listeria infection can be serious. In some people — the elderly, those with compromised immune systems and young children — it can cause severe, even fatal, illness. The organism can also cause miscarriages and stillbirths. In other people, the symptoms are less severe and short-term: fever, headache, stiffness and nausea or diarrhea.

A full list of products being recalled is here. For more information, consumers may call Reser’s consumer hotline at: 888-257-7913 (8 a.m. to 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time) or visit the website of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration at www.fda.com.



 
These people?

Reser’s Fine Foods expands product recall over possible Listeria contaminationPosted by Cathy McLain


Because of possible contamination with Listeria monocytogenes, Reser’s Fine Foods has expanded it’s recall of its chicken, ham and beef products from its Topeka, Kansas, facility to include all products produced in Topeka between Sept. 5 and Oct. 25. Previously the date range for recalled products was Sept. 5 to Oct. 9.

The recalled products were distributed across the United States and in Canada. They carry a Use-By Date date or a Best By Date (see list) and include the plant-identifier code of 20. People who purchased the products can either return them to the store for a refund or throw them away.

Reser’s says there have been no reports of people becoming ill from their products. But Listeria infection can be serious. In some people — the elderly, those with compromised immune systems and young children — it can cause severe, even fatal, illness. The organism can also cause miscarriages and stillbirths. In other people, the symptoms are less severe and short-term: fever, headache, stiffness and nausea or diarrhea.

A full list of products being recalled is here. For more information, consumers may call Reser’s consumer hotline at: 888-257-7913 (8 a.m. to 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time) or visit the website of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration at www.fda.com.
Yes. Delicious.

 
These people?

Reser’s Fine Foods expands product recall over possible Listeria contaminationPosted by Cathy McLain


Because of possible contamination with Listeria monocytogenes, Reser’s Fine Foods has expanded it’s recall of its chicken, ham and beef products from its Topeka, Kansas, facility to include all products produced in Topeka between Sept. 5 and Oct. 25. Previously the date range for recalled products was Sept. 5 to Oct. 9.

The recalled products were distributed across the United States and in Canada. They carry a Use-By Date date or a Best By Date (see list) and include the plant-identifier code of 20. People who purchased the products can either return them to the store for a refund or throw them away.

Reser’s says there have been no reports of people becoming ill from their products. But Listeria infection can be serious. In some people — the elderly, those with compromised immune systems and young children — it can cause severe, even fatal, illness. The organism can also cause miscarriages and stillbirths. In other people, the symptoms are less severe and short-term: fever, headache, stiffness and nausea or diarrhea.

A full list of products being recalled is here. For more information, consumers may call Reser’s consumer hotline at: 888-257-7913 (8 a.m. to 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time) or visit the website of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration at www.fda.com.
Yes. Delicious.
Am I too late to send you some for Christmas?

 
These people?

Reser’s Fine Foods expands product recall over possible Listeria contaminationPosted by Cathy McLain


Because of possible contamination with Listeria monocytogenes, Reser’s Fine Foods has expanded it’s recall of its chicken, ham and beef products from its Topeka, Kansas, facility to include all products produced in Topeka between Sept. 5 and Oct. 25. Previously the date range for recalled products was Sept. 5 to Oct. 9.

The recalled products were distributed across the United States and in Canada. They carry a Use-By Date date or a Best By Date (see list) and include the plant-identifier code of 20. People who purchased the products can either return them to the store for a refund or throw them away.

Reser’s says there have been no reports of people becoming ill from their products. But Listeria infection can be serious. In some people — the elderly, those with compromised immune systems and young children — it can cause severe, even fatal, illness. The organism can also cause miscarriages and stillbirths. In other people, the symptoms are less severe and short-term: fever, headache, stiffness and nausea or diarrhea.

A full list of products being recalled is here. For more information, consumers may call Reser’s consumer hotline at: 888-257-7913 (8 a.m. to 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time) or visit the website of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration at www.fda.com.
Yes. Delicious.
Am I too late to send you some for Christmas?
It's never too late for listeria.

 
These people?

Reser’s Fine Foods expands product recall over possible Listeria contaminationPosted by Cathy McLain


Because of possible contamination with Listeria monocytogenes, Reser’s Fine Foods has expanded it’s recall of its chicken, ham and beef products from its Topeka, Kansas, facility to include all products produced in Topeka between Sept. 5 and Oct. 25. Previously the date range for recalled products was Sept. 5 to Oct. 9.

The recalled products were distributed across the United States and in Canada. They carry a Use-By Date date or a Best By Date (see list) and include the plant-identifier code of 20. People who purchased the products can either return them to the store for a refund or throw them away.

Reser’s says there have been no reports of people becoming ill from their products. But Listeria infection can be serious. In some people — the elderly, those with compromised immune systems and young children — it can cause severe, even fatal, illness. The organism can also cause miscarriages and stillbirths. In other people, the symptoms are less severe and short-term: fever, headache, stiffness and nausea or diarrhea.

A full list of products being recalled is here. For more information, consumers may call Reser’s consumer hotline at: 888-257-7913 (8 a.m. to 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time) or visit the website of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration at www.fda.com.
Frosty doesn't really strike me as a guy overly concerned about his immune system.

 

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