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[Aaron Rudnicki]

Headline for League Recap:

Pale Wiffle Condoms Drops Hard

Week 10 SummaryPowerAIDS took a 324.59-point lead over Drugstore Cowboys after a win over Pale Wiffle Condoms in Week 10. Pale Wiffle Condoms took the biggest spill last week, plunging from third place to seventh. Drugstore Cowboys was a big winner, climbing from fourth to second. Reese's Power, Let It Sweat, and PowerAIDS are all enjoying winning streaks.

PowerAIDS 223.47, Pale Wiffle Condoms 105.52

PowerAIDS (7-3, 1,769.68) turned out the lights on Pale Wiffle Condoms (6-4, 1,547.39), 223.47 - 105.52, thanks to Drew Brees, who scored 56.18 points on Sunday night. It was the biggest margin of victory of the season for PowerAIDS and the win was the team's fourth straight.

Es pipí? 142.05, Ice Bags & Nachos 119.50

Es pipí? (4-6, 1,464.02) got 29.00 points from the Carolina Panthers Defense and knocked off Ice Bags & Nachos (5-5, 1,513.82), 142.05 - 119.50. The 142.05 points put up by Es pipí? was the team's lowest winning score of the season.

Sweatier Vests 176.44, Oildale Meat Raffle 85.56

Sweatier Vests (3-7, 1,410.19) blew out Oildale Meat Raffle (4-6, 1,431.48), 176.44 - 85.56, behind 29.66 points from Matthew Stafford. It was the biggest margin of victory of the season for Sweatier Vests.

Drugstore Cowboys 132.28, Elderly ###### AIDs 116.85

Brandon Marshall scored a team-leading 37.90 points to help Drugstore Cowboys (7-3, 1,445.09) beat Elderly ###### AIDs (6-4, 1,640.74), 132.28 - 116.85.

Reese's Power 173.53, Amazon Primelvrs 127.26

Reese's Power (6-4, 1,738.64) benefited from 39.92 points from Nick Foles and defeated Amazon Primelvrs (2-8, 1,404.48), 173.53 - 127.26.

Let It Sweat 176.00, Stinky Fingers 144.85

Russell Wilson scored a team-leading 33.98 points to help Let It Sweat (6-4, 1,743.47) knock off Stinky Fingers (5-5, 1,512.79), 176.00 - 144.85.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

4-6 baby!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

3 day update?

 

[UOFI_316]

Jr High Cheerleaders beat Vag Head Hummus Men 131.67 - 118.40, led by Peyton Manning, who got the third-highest player score of the week with 49.85 points. Vag Head Hummus Men is starting to unravel and is on a four-game losing streak. DeSean Jackson led Vag Head Hummus Men with 22.00 points while Joe Flacco brought in 17.25. To make matters worse, Vag Head Hummus Men got zero points from Jermaine Gresham. Jr High Cheerleaders (6-4, 1,579.52 points) climbs into sixth place and Vag Head Hummus Men (3-7, 1,506.60 points) sinks into 12th place.

The smoke and mirrors are working.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

3 day update?

Some people have varying abilities in the WWF game. This may or may not indicate intelligence or some level of cheating.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

3 day update?

In no discernible order

-The guy who gets worked up about the existence of black ice doesn't understand why people get worked up about trivial/dumb things

-SLB smoked a bunch of "stuff"

-Abe didn't

-Lots of people are attempting to send their meat sticks to Frosti

-Homer's mom got her hip replaced. Like Abu Nidal to every bomb that ever exploded, stryker is claiming responsibility.

-Mr. Pack is quitting carbs

-Some people watched some football

-Some other people watched The Wire

-Bears lost

 

[Idiot Boxer]

3 day update?

In no discernible order

-The guy who gets worked up about the existence of black ice doesn't understand why people get worked up about trivial/dumb things

-SLB smoked a bunch of "stuff"

-Abe didn't

-Lots of people are attempting to send their meat sticks to Frosti

-Homer's mom got her hip replaced. Like Abu Nidal to every bomb that ever exploded, stryker is claiming responsibility.

-Mr. Pack is quitting carbs

-Some people watched some football

-Some other people watched The Wire

-Bears lost

And nary a cat .gif

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

3 day update?

In no discernible order

-The guy who gets worked up about the existence of black ice doesn't understand why people get worked up about trivial/dumb things

-SLB smoked a bunch of "stuff"

-Abe didn't

-Lots of people are attempting to send their meat sticks to Frosti

-Homer's mom got her hip replaced. Like Abu Nidal to every bomb that ever exploded, stryker is claiming responsibility.

-Mr. Pack is quitting carbs

-Some people watched some football

-Some other people watched The Wire

-Bears lost

And nary a cat .gif

Sad x2

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

3 day update?

In no discernible order

-The guy who gets worked up about the existence of black ice doesn't understand why people get worked up about trivial/dumb things

-SLB smoked a bunch of "stuff"

-Abe didn't

-Lots of people are attempting to send their meat sticks to Frosti

-Homer's mom got her hip replaced. Like Abu Nidal to every bomb that ever exploded, stryker is claiming responsibility.

-Mr. Pack is quitting carbs

-Some people watched some football

-Some other people watched The Wire

-Bears lost

Like cigars and Marlboro Lights.

I really think I'm going to make an effort to quit smokes and hard liquor. I put an embarrassing amount away Thursday through Sunday last week. The fact that I could still function Friday and Saturday night, not to mention my shenanigans, even surprised my BFF's. That's a wake up call there.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

3 day update?

In no discernible order

-The guy who gets worked up about the existence of black ice doesn't understand why people get worked up about trivial/dumb things

-SLB smoked a bunch of "stuff"

-Abe didn't

-Lots of people are attempting to send their meat sticks to Frosti

-Homer's mom got her hip replaced. Like Abu Nidal to every bomb that ever exploded, stryker is claiming responsibility.

-Mr. Pack is quitting carbs

-Some people watched some football

-Some other people watched The Wire

-Bears lost

Like cigars and Marlboro Lights.

I really think I'm going to make an effort to quit smokes and hard liquor. I put an embarrassing amount away Thursday through Sunday last week. The fact that I could still function Friday and Saturday night, not to mention my shenanigans, even surprised my BFF's. That's a wake up call there.

Does not compute

 

[Frostillicus]

3 day update?

In no discernible order

-The guy who gets worked up about the existence of black ice doesn't understand why people get worked up about trivial/dumb things

-SLB smoked a bunch of "stuff"

-Abe didn't

-Lots of people are attempting to send their meat sticks to Frosti

-Homer's mom got her hip replaced. Like Abu Nidal to every bomb that ever exploded, stryker is claiming responsibility.

-Mr. Pack is quitting carbs

-Some people watched some football

-Some other people watched The Wire

-Bears lost

Like cigars and Marlboro Lights.

I really think I'm going to make an effort to quit smokes and hard liquor. I put an embarrassing amount away Thursday through Sunday last week. The fact that I could still function Friday and Saturday night, not to mention my shenanigans, even surprised my BFF's. That's a wake up call there.

Does not compute

You mean like, hardly anything at all?

 

[-fish-]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

he should just walk away from the Dolphins like he did with his kid

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

he should just walk away from the Dolphins like he did with his kid

Yea, just pretend they don't exist, like he does with his son.

 

[-fish-]

I'm taking three 9-10 year old girls to see Selena Gomez tonight. I don't mind her music and she's pretty nice to look at, but I'm anticipating the screaming making my eyes bleed.

 

[UOFI_316]

I'm taking three 9-10 year old girls to see Selena Gomez tonight. I don't mind her music and she's pretty nice to look at, but I'm anticipating the screaming making my eyes bleed.

I am sure Homer will help you chaperone if you ask him nicely.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm taking three 9-10 year old girls to see Selena Gomez tonight. I don't mind her music and she's pretty nice to look at, but I'm anticipating the screaming making my eyes bleed.

Luckyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[-fish-]

that was pretty much a homer bat-signal

 

[Disco Stu]

Thank you, Bentley.

I had beers with Uni earlier. I'm drunk. He might be dead.

That was a long day. Hurting.

Somehow lost my license at some point. Got kicked out of pizza joint. And I remember a tiny black girl (Stu>hey) telling me "If you actually combed your hair you'd be cute". Ouch. The life of a homeless is hard.

Why don't you ever listen to me??

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thank you, Bentley.

I had beers with Uni earlier. I'm drunk. He might be dead.

That was a long day. Hurting.

Somehow lost my license at some point. Got kicked out of pizza joint. And I remember a tiny black girl (Stu>hey) telling me "If you actually combed your hair you'd be cute". Ouch. The life of a homeless is hard.

Why don't you ever listen to me??

I want to write a sitcom about you two.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

3 day update?

In no discernible order

-The guy who gets worked up about the existence of black ice doesn't understand why people get worked up about trivial/dumb things

-SLB smoked a bunch of "stuff"

-Abe didn't

-Lots of people are attempting to send their meat sticks to Frosti

-Homer's mom got her hip replaced. Like Abu Nidal to every bomb that ever exploded, stryker is claiming responsibility.

-Mr. Pack is quitting carbs

-Some people watched some football

-Some other people watched The Wire

-Bears lost

Like cigars and Marlboro Lights.

I really think I'm going to make an effort to quit smokes and hard liquor. I put an embarrassing amount away Thursday through Sunday last week. The fact that I could still function Friday and Saturday night, not to mention my shenanigans, even surprised my BFF's. That's a wake up call there.

Does not compute

You mean like, hardly anything at all?

Like two 1.75ml bottles of JD, a 1.75ml bottle of Skyy and a case of beer. At least. I need to slow the #### down.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

3 day update?

Some people have varying abilities in the WWF game. This may or may not indicate intelligence or some level of cheating.

My best ability is sprinting down the ramp and sliding under the ropes in awesome fashion. After that, I'm pretty much ####ed.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

Yeah, that's where it's happening.

 

[krista4]

4-6 baby!

Got 'em right where we want 'em.

 

[Thorn]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

Highlights?

 

[-fish-]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

Highlights?

Martin is purposely trying to ruin the Dolphins organization for revenge. Since MoP has little else in his life but being a Dolphins fan, it is personally destroying him.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm taking three 9-10 year old girls to see Selena Gomez tonight. I don't mind her music and she's pretty nice to look at, but I'm anticipating the screaming making my eyes bleed.

I took my daughter to see the Backstreet Boys when she was around that age.

Take earplugs for all of you. Seriously.

The shrieking is unbelievably ear piercing

 

[kevzilla]

I'm taking three 9-10 year old girls to see Selena Gomez tonight. I don't mind her music and she's pretty nice to look at, but I'm anticipating the screaming making my eyes bleed.

Stop at Rite Aid and buy earplugs for you and butter for Selena. This way you'll be covered for any screaming, no matter who caused it.

 

[proninja]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

Along with a few other Dolphins fans

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

Highlights?

Martin is purposely trying to ruin the Dolphins organization for revenge. Since MoP has little else in his life but being a Dolphins fan, it is personally destroying him.

Yea, there's not a "taste the flesh" moment really. It's just a total delusional fan meltdown thing.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

Highlights?

Martin is purposely trying to ruin the Dolphins organization for revenge. Since MoP has little else in his life but being a Dolphins fan, it is personally destroying him.

Yea, there's not a "taste the flesh" moment really. It's just a total delusional fan meltdown thing.

Was hoping for a bigger payoff for venturing into the shark pool, tbh.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

Highlights?

Martin is purposely trying to ruin the Dolphins organization for revenge. Since MoP has little else in his life but being a Dolphins fan, it is personally destroying him.

Yea, there's not a "taste the flesh" moment really. It's just a total delusional fan meltdown thing.

Was hoping for a bigger payoff for venturing into the shark pool, tbh.

I think we are building up to it, pending the NFL investigation and whatever else comes out.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

Highlights?

Martin is purposely trying to ruin the Dolphins organization for revenge. Since MoP has little else in his life but being a Dolphins fan, it is personally destroying him.

Yea, there's not a "taste the flesh" moment really. It's just a total delusional fan meltdown thing.

Was hoping for a bigger payoff for venturing into the shark pool, tbh.

I think we are building up to it, pending the NFL investigation and whatever else comes out.

Keep us posted.

 

[Statcruncher]

And nary a cat .gif

Not an expert here and not trying to steal anyone's thunder, just hoping these haven't been posted.

1

2

3

4

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And nary a cat .gif

Not an expert here and not trying to steal anyone's thunder, just hoping these haven't been posted.

1

2

3

4

Terrible

 

[Thorn]

MOP is losing his mind in that Martin/Incognito thread.

Highlights?

Martin is purposely trying to ruin the Dolphins organization for revenge. Since MoP has little else in his life but being a Dolphins fan, it is personally destroying him.

Yea, there's not a "taste the flesh" moment really. It's just a total delusional fan meltdown thing.

Was hoping for a bigger payoff for venturing into the shark pool, tbh.

 

[krista4]

And nary a cat .gif

Not an expert here and not trying to steal anyone's thunder, just hoping these haven't been posted.

1

2

3

4

Terrible

Afraid you're going to lose your purpose?

I loved #4 in particular.

I could have had a great cat gif today from when our kitten got a plastic grocery bag stuck around him and tore through the house at 150 mph for about three minutes until it came off, then went around with a huge puffy tail for about an hour.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I apologize for the disappointment.

 

[Statcruncher]

Terrible

That's actually a better reaction than I expected.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Terrible

That's actually a better reaction than I expected.

Here you go.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

White girls

 

[General Malaise]

Is it just me or does Damian Lillard bear an uncanny resemblance to Marlo Stanfeild? :noracist:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not a cat gif

Neither is this

This one isn't a cat gif either

Dog gif

 

[General Malaise]

Terrible

That's actually a better reaction than I expected.

Here you go.

 

[General Malaise]

White girls

#NiceSkin

 

[General Malaise]

Not a cat gif

Next fight I get into, I'm pulling off this move.

 

[General Malaise]

Thank you, Bentley.

I had beers with Uni earlier. I'm drunk. He might be dead.

That was a long day. Hurting.

Somehow lost my license at some point. Got kicked out of pizza joint. And I remember a tiny black girl (Stu>hey) telling me "If you actually combed your hair you'd be cute". Ouch. The life of a homeless is hard.

Your homeless hobo look plays better out here, GB, where people actually TRY to look like you.

Now about this pizza joint.

Cat

 

[UniAlias]

Thank you, Bentley.

I had beers with Uni earlier. I'm drunk. He might be dead.

That was a long day. Hurting.

Somehow lost my license at some point. Got kicked out of pizza joint. And I remember a tiny black girl (Stu>hey) telling me "If you actually combed your hair you'd be cute". Ouch. The life of a homeless is hard.

Your homeless hobo look plays better out here, GB, where people actually TRY to look like you.

Now about this pizza joint.

Cat

Oh. It's a really boring story. After 10 hours of drinking we were really drunk and loud. The cute tattoo'd waitress warned us we needed to chill out. My buddy kept yelling about something or other and could barely stand up straight, so they not so politely told us to get the #### out.

HOWEVER, I managed to get my ID back AND I got a haircut yesterday, so everything's coming up Milhouse!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not a cat gif

Neither is this

This one isn't a cat gif either

Dog gif

Way to come back strong, gb.

 

[Bogart]

Going to Knockouts to get my haircut. As a society, we are pretty close to Starbucks And Handjobs, right?