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[Homer J Simpson]

I thought Selena Gomez was a hooor who did trashy Spring Break movies and kids shows? She dances now?

SIL and 2 year old son coming in town tonight for a week. Her son is the one my dog Apollo bit back in February. Apollo is doing splendidly with my Ex and the boys and it's reassuring to know that if my cat bites my nephew this week, Krista or Tanner will be waiting with open balls of yarn.

Oh yeah, drinking heavily. Pickles package might need some replacement beers soon.

Trashy Selena Spring Break movie

NSFW warning would be helpful.

 

[Thorn]

Couple of things I love: Doritos and college basketball. I have both at the moment.

How does Romo want his $42?

How come you owe people $42?

 

[UOFI_316]

I thought Selena Gomez was a hooor who did trashy Spring Break movies and kids shows? She dances now?

SIL and 2 year old son coming in town tonight for a week. Her son is the one my dog Apollo bit back in February. Apollo is doing splendidly with my Ex and the boys and it's reassuring to know that if my cat bites my nephew this week, Krista or Tanner will be waiting with open balls of yarn.

Oh yeah, drinking heavily. Pickles package might need some replacement beers soon.

Trashy Selena Spring Break movie

NSFW warning would be helpful.

Like you are working.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought Selena Gomez was a hooor who did trashy Spring Break movies and kids shows? She dances now?

SIL and 2 year old son coming in town tonight for a week. Her son is the one my dog Apollo bit back in February. Apollo is doing splendidly with my Ex and the boys and it's reassuring to know that if my cat bites my nephew this week, Krista or Tanner will be waiting with open balls of yarn.

Oh yeah, drinking heavily. Pickles package might need some replacement beers soon.

Trashy Selena Spring Break movie

NSFW warning would be helpful.

Like you are working.

There's a crossing guard looking over his shoulder, and she has to sweat her job now.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Couple of things I love: Doritos and college basketball. I have both at the moment.

How does Romo want his $42?

How come you owe people $42?

we won it

 

[YSR]

Couple of things I love: Doritos and college basketball. I have both at the moment.

How does Romo want his $42?

How come you owe people $42?

we won it

 

[Annyong]

Anyone ever use a wi-fi extender thingy? I know nothing really about internet fixings. I have a tall skinny house (row house style i guess) and the wi-fi signal is horrible on the top floor when I'm trying to poop.

 

[Thorn]

Couple of things I love: Doritos and college basketball. I have both at the moment.

How does Romo want his $42?

How come you owe people $42?

we won it

oh ok

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone ever use a wi-fi extender thingy? I know nothing really about internet fixings. I have a tall skinny house (row house style i guess) and the wi-fi signal is horrible on the top floor when I'm trying to poop.PUt ti

Put some tinfoil on the rabbit ears, kid.

 

[General Malaise]

Anyone ever use a wi-fi extender thingy? I know nothing really about internet fixings. I have a tall skinny house (row house style i guess) and the wi-fi signal is horrible on the top floor when I'm trying to poop.

Start pooping on the bottom floor?

 

[proninja]

Anyone ever use a wi-fi extender thingy? I know nothing really about internet fixings. I have a tall skinny house (row house style i guess) and the wi-fi signal is horrible on the top floor when I'm trying to poop.

Get a better router. I had a pos cheap router and had the same issue. Got some fancy Asus router and it's all better. Turns out the signal strength between the decent routers and the crappy ones is pretty big.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Couple of things I love: Doritos and college basketball. I have both at the moment.

How does Romo want his $42?

How come you owe people $42?

we won it

oh ok

It's like the minor leagues of SLB pool.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyone ever use a wi-fi extender thingy? I know nothing really about internet fixings. I have a tall skinny house (row house style i guess) and the wi-fi signal is horrible on the top floor when I'm trying to poop.

Get a better router. I had a pos cheap router and had the same issue. Got some fancy Asus router and it's all better. Turns out the signal strength between the decent routers and the crappy ones is pretty big.

This. Spend $90-100 and your signal will be strong like bull.

 

[proninja]

Anyone ever use a wi-fi extender thingy? I know nothing really about internet fixings. I have a tall skinny house (row house style i guess) and the wi-fi signal is horrible on the top floor when I'm trying to poop.

Get a better router. I had a pos cheap router and had the same issue. Got some fancy Asus router and it's all better. Turns out the signal strength between the decent routers and the crappy ones is pretty big.

This. Spend $90-100 and your signal will be strong like bull.

Mine was $95

 

[Annyong]

Anyone ever use a wi-fi extender thingy? I know nothing really about internet fixings. I have a tall skinny house (row house style i guess) and the wi-fi signal is horrible on the top floor when I'm trying to poop.

Get a better router. I had a pos cheap router and had the same issue. Got some fancy Asus router and it's all better. Turns out the signal strength between the decent routers and the crappy ones is pretty big.

This. Spend $90-100 and your signal will be strong like bull.

Mine was $95

suggestions? i should also note that my router is on the bottom floor of my house. does that matter?

 

[Osaurus]

Anyone ever use a wi-fi extender thingy? I know nothing really about internet fixings. I have a tall skinny house (row house style i guess) and the wi-fi signal is horrible on the top floor when I'm trying to poop.

Get a better router. I had a pos cheap router and had the same issue. Got some fancy Asus router and it's all better. Turns out the signal strength between the decent routers and the crappy ones is pretty big.

This. Spend $90-100 and your signal will be strong like bull.

Mine was $95

suggestions? i should also note that my router is on the bottom floor of my house. does that matter?

Do you have Ethernet upstairs? If you do, you can plug in a 2nd router and use it as an access point. I have an older Asus RT-N16 that is awesome.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyone ever use a wi-fi extender thingy? I know nothing really about internet fixings. I have a tall skinny house (row house style i guess) and the wi-fi signal is horrible on the top floor when I'm trying to poop.

Get a better router. I had a pos cheap router and had the same issue. Got some fancy Asus router and it's all better. Turns out the signal strength between the decent routers and the crappy ones is pretty big.

This. Spend $90-100 and your signal will be strong like bull.

Mine was $95

suggestions? i should also note that my router is on the bottom floor of my house. does that matter?

Middle of the middle floor would be best. Capiche?

 

[Annyong]

thanks fellas

 

[Mr.Pack]

Thank you Taco Bell!

 

[Osaurus]

Thank you Taco Bell!

:rimshot:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Monkey can't swim

Ferret eating yogurt

Awesome soccer goal

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dukes of Hazzard rules

 

[Osaurus]

Dukes of Hazzard rules

His cousin Les Nessman is cool too

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

A's to sign Nick Punto, sorry Truck.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

A's to sign Nick Punto, sorry Truck.

I like it, actually. 1/2.75 isn't bad for a utility IF who can pick it as well as he can.

 

[General Malaise]

RIP Todd Christianson (sp?) :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

RIP Todd Christianson (sp?) :(

Damn, that sucks. Too young.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

A's to sign Nick Punto, sorry Truck.

I like it, actually. 1/2.75 isn't bad for a utility IF who can pick it as well as he can.

:dot:

 

[Frostillicus]

A's to sign Nick Punto, sorry Truck.

I like it, actually. 1/2.75 isn't bad for a utility IF who can pick it as well as he can.

You will get to see a minimum of three slides into first base.

 

[General Malaise]

My wife watches a show called Amazing Race on Sundays and usually I'm asleep by the time it's over as a long day of football viewing tends to tire me out, especially if I'm imbibing teh boozes at 10am kickoff.

There's a pair of ladies on there this year that are smoking hot. They call themselves "Baseball Wives" and by the looks of them, you'd think they were married to Mike Trout and Dustin Pedroia. Just silly sexy hot.

So I got bored and googled them. Their husbands are Chris Getz and David DeJesus. I laughed at that and my wife asked what was so funny and I said that these two guys were simply not very good baseball players. "How bad" she asked, to which I replied..."Let me put it this way. I'm in a 16 team league full of dorks who love for a fantasy baseball draft in February. There are almost 30 rounds in our draft. You do the math. Were it not for a Jewish Italian with a mean disposition and an odd affinity for people named 'Jesus', neither one of these guys would find their way on a roster."

I bet Nick Punto has a hot wife.

 

[General Malaise]

Meh

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife watches a show called Amazing Race on Sundays and usually I'm asleep by the time it's over as a long day of football viewing tends to tire me out, especially if I'm imbibing teh boozes at 10am kickoff.

There's a pair of ladies on there this year that are smoking hot. They call themselves "Baseball Wives" and by the looks of them, you'd think they were married to Mike Trout and Dustin Pedroia. Just silly sexy hot.

So I got bored and googled them. Their husbands are Chris Getz and David DeJesus. I laughed at that and my wife asked what was so funny and I said that these two guys were simply not very good baseball players. "How bad" she asked, to which I replied..."Let me put it this way. I'm in a 16 team league full of dorks who love for a fantasy baseball draft in February. There are almost 30 rounds in our draft. You do the math. Were it not for a Jewish Italian with a mean disposition and an odd affinity for people named 'Jesus', neither one of these guys would find their way on a roster."

I bet Nick Punto has a hot wife.

Isn't Pedroia making like $12M a year? I'm shocked that he has a hot wife. Shocked.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

DeJebus just signed a 2 yr, 10.5MM deal. Plus, he's dreamy.

 

[General Malaise]

My wife watches a show called Amazing Race on Sundays and usually I'm asleep by the time it's over as a long day of football viewing tends to tire me out, especially if I'm imbibing teh boozes at 10am kickoff.

There's a pair of ladies on there this year that are smoking hot. They call themselves "Baseball Wives" and by the looks of them, you'd think they were married to Mike Trout and Dustin Pedroia. Just silly sexy hot.

So I got bored and googled them. Their husbands are Chris Getz and David DeJesus. I laughed at that and my wife asked what was so funny and I said that these two guys were simply not very good baseball players. "How bad" she asked, to which I replied..."Let me put it this way. I'm in a 16 team league full of dorks who love for a fantasy baseball draft in February. There are almost 30 rounds in our draft. You do the math. Were it not for a Jewish Italian with a mean disposition and an odd affinity for people named 'Jesus', neither one of these guys would find their way on a roster."

I bet Nick Punto has a hot wife.

Isn't Pedroia making like $12M a year? I'm shocked that he has a hot wife. Shocked.

If David DeJesus and Chris Getz are pulling the leg I see on CBS on Sunday nights before drifting off to sleep, then Dustin Pedroia must be wed to Venus De Milo.

 

[General Malaise]

DeJebus just signed a 2 yr, 10.5MM deal. Plus, he's dreamy.

Jesus. Really?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This has to be fake, right? Scroll all the way down to Senior Management.

Hot business women. Not a gif or feline related in any way.

 

[Thorn]

This has to be fake, right? Scroll all the way down to Senior Management.

Hot business women. Not a gif or feline related in any way.

Damian is quite dashing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This has to be fake, right? Scroll all the way down to Senior Management.

Hot business women. Not a gif or feline related in any way.

Damian is quite dashing.

My link

 

[Good Posting Judge]

DeJebus just signed a 2 yr, 10.5MM deal. Plus, he's dreamy.

Jesus. Really?

That's a pittance these days. Not a bad contract for him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Who was the scrubby NBA euro who had the insanely hot Victoria's Secret model gf?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Who was the scrubby NBA euro who had the insanely hot Victoria's Secret model gf?

Marko Jaric...saw them at the bars once or twice.

 

[General Malaise]

Who was the scrubby NBA euro who had the insanely hot Victoria's Secret model gf?

Robert Swift?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Who was the scrubby NBA euro who had the insanely hot Victoria's Secret model gf?

Robert Swift?

Whoa:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2288718/House-horrors-Ex-NBA-star-Robert-Swift-finally-moves-foreclosed-home-leaving-piles-dog-feces-alcohol-bottles-possessions.html

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who was the scrubby NBA euro who had the insanely hot Victoria's Secret model gf?

Robert Swift?

What a loser ETA: Scooped by Truck Woodstein.

In 2013, it was reported that Swift was refusing to vacate his foreclosed home, which had been bought by a new owner. The new owner bought the house in Sammamish, Washington in January 2013 for half the price paid in 2006.[7][8] Swift eventually left the home, which was reportedly riddled with animal feces, guns, bullets, beer bottles, and garbage. Observers also noted old letters from some of the top college basketball programs in the country trying to recruit Swift, before he went straight to the NBA from high school.

 

[General Malaise]

Who was the scrubby NBA euro who had the insanely hot Victoria's Secret model gf?

Robert Swift?

What a loser ETA: Scooped by Truck Woodstein.

In 2013, it was reported that Swift was refusing to vacate his foreclosed home, which had been bought by a new owner. The new owner bought the house in Sammamish, Washington in January 2013 for half the price paid in 2006.[7][8] Swift eventually left the home, which was reportedly riddled with animal feces, guns, bullets, beer bottles, and garbage. Observers also noted old letters from some of the top college basketball programs in the country trying to recruit Swift, before he went straight to the NBA from high school.

Robert Swift: Making Darko Milovich look good since 2003

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who was the scrubby NBA euro who had the insanely hot Victoria's Secret model gf?

Robert Swift?

What a loser ETA: Scooped by Truck Woodstein.

In 2013, it was reported that Swift was refusing to vacate his foreclosed home, which had been bought by a new owner. The new owner bought the house in Sammamish, Washington in January 2013 for half the price paid in 2006.[7][8] Swift eventually left the home, which was reportedly riddled with animal feces, guns, bullets, beer bottles, and garbage. Observers also noted old letters from some of the top college basketball programs in the country trying to recruit Swift, before he went straight to the NBA from high school.

Robert Swift: Making Darko Milovich look good since 2003

For the record Swift did NOT graduate from my alma mater. He jumped ship to go to Bakersfield High. Pretty sure that set the stage for his downward spiral.

 

[Bogart]

Email from Netflix just arrived.

The Wire, Season One, Disc One will be in my mailbox on Thursday.

 

[General Malaise]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Email from Netflix just arrived.

The Wire, Season One, Disc One will be in my mailbox on Thursday.

Pretty sure McNulty doesn't die until Disc Two.