GM's thread about nothing (69 Viewers)

[Annyong]

Jury duty today. I haven't shaved for a week, and thanks to my respiratory issues, I sound like Larry King on a bender. Hopefully, that will be sufficient shtick to get me out of there. If not, TPW are appreciated.

i like jury duty, probably because ive never been selected to be a juror.

 

[Osaurus]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

I am now drunk in Orlando. This trade show has free booze and lots of cool stuff from companies like Dropbox. And somehow I am a VIP so lots of cute college coeds are tending to my every need. I have a suite at the Waldorf Astoria and no meetings til noon.

Slap. It. High.

Serious question: Can you snag me a Dropbox shirt?

Need the size in the bext half hour?

Can you grab me an XL one or is it too late?

On it.

Guess I missed out.

 

[kevzilla]

And I'm out. Case was settled just before we were called. No way I'm going to work. Yippee!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And I'm out. Case was settled just before we were called. No way I'm going to work. Yippee!

WA

LA

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

I am now drunk in Orlando.This trade show has free booze and lots of cool stuff from companies like Dropbox. And somehow I am a VIP so lots of cute college coeds are tending to my every need. I have a suite at the Waldorf Astoria and no meetings til noon.

Slap. It. High.

Serious question: Can you snag me a Dropbox shirt?

Need the size in the bext half hour?

Can you grab me an XL one or is it too late?

On it.

Guess I missed out.

walnutz scooped you pretty hard there.

 

[Limp Ditka]

what in the bejeesus is dropbox shirt?

 

[FDAS]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

 

[Limp Ditka]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

Been there, done that.

:slapithi:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

double hifive if you brought a flask

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hey guys,

I posted this in the FFA but going to post it here as well as there are only 2 days left. My brother in law has started a business and they are shooting for a grant. Can you please take a minute or two and go here, and vote for Express Analytics LLC?

He's a great guy and they could really the help.
Thanks!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Had oatmeal with RAISINS for breakfast. What a ####### treat.

 

[Frostillicus]

Had oatmeal with RAISINS for breakfast. What a ####### treat.

I had a donut with jelly in it.

 

[Ignoramus]

what in the bejeesus is dropbox shirt?

Pretty sure it's some new wizz-bang t-shirt sharing service.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

I've never been to a Waffle House. Better or worse than iHOP?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dropbox is a file hosting service operated by Dropbox, Inc., headquartered in San Francisco, California, that offers cloud storage, file synchronization, and client software. Dropbox allows users to create a special folder on each of their computers, which Dropbox then synchronizes so that it appears to be the same folder (with the same contents) regardless of which computer is used to view it. Files placed in this folder also are accessible through a website and mobile phone applications.

Dropbox, Inc., was founded in 2007 by Drew Houston and Arash Ferdowsi, as a Y Combinator startup company.[5][

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dropbox is a file hosting service operated by Dropbox, Inc., headquartered in San Francisco, California, that offers cloud storage, file synchronization, and client software. Dropbox allows users to create a special folder on each of their computers, which Dropbox then synchronizes so that it appears to be the same folder (with the same contents) regardless of which computer is used to view it. Files placed in this folder also are accessible through a website and mobile phone applications.

Dropbox, Inc., was founded in 2007 by Drew Houston and Arash Ferdowsi, as a Y Combinator startup company.[5][

So you have to wear a special shirt to use it?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dropbox is a file hosting service operated by Dropbox, Inc., headquartered in San Francisco, California, that offers cloud storage, file synchronization, and client software. Dropbox allows users to create a special folder on each of their computers, which Dropbox then synchronizes so that it appears to be the same folder (with the same contents) regardless of which computer is used to view it. Files placed in this folder also are accessible through a website and mobile phone applications.

Dropbox, Inc., was founded in 2007 by Drew Houston and Arash Ferdowsi, as a Y Combinator startup company.[5][

So you have to wear a special shirt to use it?

I think dorks just wanted free t-shirts.

 

[FDAS]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

I've never been to a Waffle House. Better or worse than iHOP?

greasier and better

 

[Ignoramus]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

I've never been to a Waffle House. Better or worse than iHOP?

Worse, but better in a greasy spoon kind of way.

 

[Limp Ditka]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

I've never been to a Waffle House. Better or worse than iHOP?

greasier and better

If you care about what's around you / how the place looks, cleanliness, IHOP.

If you care about what you're shoveling into your mouth, WH

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

I've never been to a Waffle House. Better or worse than iHOP?

greasier and better

If you care about what's around you / how the place looks, cleanliness, IHOP.

If you care about what you're shoveling into your mouth, WH

I can't imagine how bad a WH must look inside for this to be true.

 

[Limp Ditka]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

I've never been to a Waffle House. Better or worse than iHOP?

greasier and better

If you care about what's around you / how the place looks, cleanliness, IHOP.

If you care about what you're shoveling into your mouth, WH

I can't imagine how bad a WH must look inside for this to be true.

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

I've never been to a Waffle House. Better or worse than iHOP?

greasier and better

If you care about what's around you / how the place looks, cleanliness, IHOP.

If you care about what you're shoveling into your mouth, WH

I can't imagine how bad a WH must look inside for this to be true.

The one's I've been in are rather old and dated. Probably more of an overall dingy / aged look as opposed to not being clean

 

[Limp Ditka]

I got UH'd

 

[Abraham]

I haven't been this hungover in a very long time. On the plus side I just had my picture taken with Lou Ferigno.

 

[Annyong]

Had oatmeal with RAISINS for breakfast. What a ####### treat.

I had a donut with jelly in it.

Oreos and milk here. Whole Milk like a man.

 

[FDAS]

Had oatmeal with RAISINS for breakfast. What a ####### treat.

I had a donut with jelly in it.

Oreos and milk here. Whole Milk like a fat man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I haven't been this hungover in a very long time. On the plus side I just had my picture taken with Lou Ferigno.

WHAT?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Joke's on you guys. I can't eat waffles or pancakes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Joke's on you guys. I can't eat waffles or pancakes.

Some sort of conflict with your AIDS cocktail, I'd imagine.

 

[Bogart]

The best thing about WH is you can watch them cook your food. It reduces the chances of the cook spitting in your food by about 23%. It does nothing to reduce the chances of cigarette ash from the waitress' hair falling into your food.

 

[UniAlias]

The best thing about WH is you can watch them cook your food. It reduces the chances of the cook spitting in your food by about 23%. It does nothing to reduce the chances of cigarette ash from the waitress' hair falling into your food.

Great drunk food. Not sure if I've ever eaten there sober.

 

[kevzilla]

Tiger Woods likes Waffle House. Knows something about getting ash from a waitress too.

 

[Fuller]

kitty fart?

 

[Bogart]

It's a good day when "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" comes up randomly on your playlist, with someone in your office.

 

[cosjobs]

breakfast alone in a waffle house. sad, or slap it hi?

I've never been to a Waffle House. Better or worse than iHOP?

less tedious

 

[eaganwildcats]

Yo Abe - I want to run a potential App idea by you. PM an e-mail address?

 

[krista4]

I haven't been this hungover in a very long time. On the plus side I just had my picture taken with Lou Ferigno.

I had my picture taken with Lou Ferrigno when I was a kid.

 

[krista4]

:tardwave:

Two days off !!!

Empty house and no arrivals until Fri, Sat and Sun.

 

[Abraham]

Yo Abe - I want to run a potential App idea by you. PM an e-mail address?

Colindowling

Gmail

 

[Stoneys]

The best thing about WH is you can watch them cook your food. It reduces the chances of the cook spitting in your food by about 23%. It does nothing to reduce the chances of cigarette ash from the waitress' hair falling into your food.

Great drunk food. Not sure if I've ever eaten there sober.

Definitely great drunk food, not so much sober

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Joke's on you guys. I can't eat waffles or pancakes.

Some sort of conflict with your AIDS cocktail, I'd imagine.

Yeah, you'd imagine.

 

[FDAS]

The best thing about WH is you can watch them cook your food. It reduces the chances of the cook spitting in your food by about 23%. It does nothing to reduce the chances of cigarette ash from the waitress' hair falling into your food.

Great drunk food. Not sure if I've ever eaten there sober.

Definitely great drunk food, not so much sober

Disagreeing with you two ######s, about this. ######s.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I haven't been this hungover in a very long time. On the plus side I just had my picture taken with Lou Ferigno.

I had my picture taken with Lou Ferrigno when I was a kid.

WHAT?

 

[UOFI_316]

It's a good day when "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" comes up randomly on your playlist, with someone in your office.

I assume you turned it up and sang along with it.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Yo Abe - I want to run a potential App idea by you. PM an e-mail address?

Colindowling

Gmail

Boom. Sent.

 

[Bogart]

It's a good day when "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" comes up randomly on your playlist, with someone in your office.

I assume you turned it up and sang along with it.

Of course.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's a good day when "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" comes up randomly on your playlist, with someone in your office.

Do we dare ask what else is on this abortion of a playlist?

 

[Abraham]

Is there a name for this phenomenon: in the conference session I am currently sitting in, there is a girl that may be one of the ten most beautiful people I've ever seen...from the neck up. She's about 30 pounds overweight from the shoulders down.

Oh yeah, I keep expecting to see Bentley jump on stage and give a keynote.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I rather enjoy this young fellow's shtick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8xeFBQ7UyE

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there a name for this phenomenon: in the conference session I am currently sitting in, there is a girl that may be one of the ten most beautiful people I've ever seen...from the neck up. She's about 30 pounds overweight from the shoulders down.

Oh yeah, I keep expecting to see Bentley jump on stage and give a keynote.

I'm not 100% sure but I think that is called "overweight".