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I don't need the TPW that are no doubt listed in your sigs. I need a ####### miracle to ensure that our oft-postponed house closing goes off as planned on Thursday. If it does, first drink for all Jimtanners is on me. Please cross all fingers and toes for 36 hours.
:fingerscrossed:Everything happens when it's Supposed To Happen.
Gracias.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WEEKS AGO.

 
If I were going to start up on drugs, because I am stressed, and I know I'm a bit late to this and all, what would be a good place to start? I'm asking for a friend! A friend that I called "I" in that first sentence. :oldunsure:

 
Not that this has any real bearing on anything being discussed here, but Romo is 100% a meat and potatoes guy and to that end, he recently brought home a sack of potatoes. I've been trying to figure out things to do so they don't go bad. I made the Pioneer Woman's Potatoes Au Gratin on Sunday, and then again tonight. It's pretty fatty, but delicious and really easy.
Cut potatoes into chunks, throw in pot, cover with cold water, salt generously, bring to boil, cook until potatoes are fork-tender, drain, dress with salt, pepper, a generous glug of olive oil and some fresh herbs (I recommend rosemary if you have it), serve warm. Best ####### potato salad you'll ever eat.
 
If I were going to start up on drugs, because I am stressed, and I know I'm a bit late to this and all, what would be a good place to start? I'm asking for a friend! A friend that I called "I" in that first sentence. :oldunsure:
Weed is supposed to be good for that. :shrug:
 
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What the heck are greenies?
Amphetamines
WE HAD ACCESS TO THESE AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT!?!?!?!?

WHAT THE MOTHER ###%
I offered them 2x and no one took my up on it, so I just left them there for the taking. Didn't want to be creepy pep pill pusher guy
OH FINE, WAY TO NOT OFFER THEM TO THE PREGNANT GIRL.
:lmao: I've been known to slip a couple into boxes o crap from time to time :oldunsure:

 
Not that this has any real bearing on anything being discussed here, but Romo is 100% a meat and potatoes guy and to that end, he recently brought home a sack of potatoes. I've been trying to figure out things to do so they don't go bad. I made the Pioneer Woman's Potatoes Au Gratin on Sunday, and then again tonight. It's pretty fatty, but delicious and really easy.

Now back to online poker.

ETA: k4, please don't send OH after me - I know nothing about her, she may be a complete hack in food circles but it was the first recipe I came to and it's pretty awesome.
Try this

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.
Flower color? Hat color (up to two).

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.
Flower color? Hat color (up to two).
Hat color black, flower color Jay Cutler.

I have an alarmingly large head, I think.

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.
Flower color? Hat color (up to two).
Hat color black, flower color Jay Cutler.

I have an alarmingly large head, I think.
Red for Blackhawks?

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.
Flower color? Hat color (up to two).
Hat color black, flower color Jay Cutler.

I have an alarmingly large head, I think.
Red for Blackhawks?
OOooo, I like it! Yes!

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.
Flower color? Hat color (up to two).
Hat color black, flower color Jay Cutler.

I have an alarmingly large head, I think.
Red for Blackhawks?
OOooo, I like it! Yes!
Alright. Should be ready to ship in a week and a half or so.

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.
Flower color? Hat color (up to two).
Hat color black, flower color Jay Cutler.

I have an alarmingly large head, I think.
Red for Blackhawks?
OOooo, I like it! Yes!
Alright. Should be ready to ship in a week and a half or so.
Awesome. Can I PayPal a payment or is something else better? I clicked the link, but Etsy gives me hives.

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.
Flower color? Hat color (up to two).
Hat color black, flower color Jay Cutler.

I have an alarmingly large head, I think.
Red for Blackhawks?
OOooo, I like it! Yes!
Alright. Should be ready to ship in a week and a half or so.
Awesome. Can I PayPal a payment or is something else better? I clicked the link, but Etsy gives me hives.
I'll have a link for you to pay once it's all done.

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.
Flower color? Hat color (up to two).
Hat color black, flower color Jay Cutler.

I have an alarmingly large head, I think.
Red for Blackhawks?
OOooo, I like it! Yes!
Alright. Should be ready to ship in a week and a half or so.
Did you not see the part about the alarmingly large head??

 
Went to the Gopher hoop game tonight and they do this thing where you can send them a picture of you at the game and they'll put it on the scoreboard. So I sent in a picture of me and my daughter from a game we went to two weeks ago even though she wasn't at the game because why not. It got on the scoreboard so taht was cool. Then I got an email that it was chosen as the Fan Photo of the Game and I won a $50 Best Buy gift card.

I feel kind of conflicted since that picture wasn't from the game, but when I'm walking around with Indiana Jones Complete Collection on Blu-ray I probably won't be conflicted anymore.
That hat is awesome (hers).

Don't let GM hear about the Best Buy thing.
My wife made that. Want one? $25.
Actually, yes. As I might have mentioned, we have nothing! I need a winter hat.
Flower color? Hat color (up to two).
Hat color black, flower color Jay Cutler.

I have an alarmingly large head, I think.
Red for Blackhawks?
OOooo, I like it! Yes!
Alright. Should be ready to ship in a week and a half or so.
Did you not see the part about the alarmingly large head??
:goodposting: I also expected him to quote me a higher price.

 
Google Mobile (1) -> hi and welcome
:rolleyes: He/she is no Bing (1).
Bing (1) pretends like he's big man on campus but I remember back when Jeeves (1) was having trouble and Bing(1) was PMing and telling Jeeves(1) that his algorithmic functions just didn't cut it. Meanwhile he was PMing me and bragging about his Focused crawlers. Of course, he pretends like he's too good for that now and that he's always been into Federated search functions but I know.

 
Google Mobile (1) -> hi and welcome
:rolleyes: He/she is no Bing (1).
Bing (1) pretends like he's big man on campus but I remember back when Jeeves (1) was having trouble and Bing(1) was PMing and telling Jeeves(1) that his algorithmic functions just didn't cut it. Meanwhile he was PMing me and bragging about his Focused crawlers. Of course, he pretends like he's too good for that now and that he's always been into Federated search functions but I know.
:lmao: :lmao:

 
Is Bateman shtick? I am contemplating a serious reply in there but don't want to waste it if I am getting fished.

 
Some good news, Cal has been doing great the last month or so. He has been so much fun to be around. He's back to his old self.

I picked him up from school this afternoon for a visit with his shrink when he pulled out his graded test papers. He had 4-100%, a 92% and an 80% in various subjects.

His shrink said she didn't see any reason to keep seeing him which is very cool. My experience with a lot of people in this profession is that you should never, ever, stop seeing them. So we are on a call as needed basis.

When we got home, I beat Cal silly with a bottle of Tide for that 80% though. Don't want him to think I'm going soft.
:thumbup:

 
If I were going to start up on drugs, because I am stressed, and I know I'm a bit late to this and all, what would be a good place to start? I'm asking for a friend! A friend that I called "I" in that first sentence. :oldunsure:
If you're friend is looking for something because they're stressed, I agree w/ weed recommendation.

On the other hand, if you're the father of two small boys who's tired all the time and drinks a lot of alcohol, you might want to know if there was a stimulant readily available.

 
Went to the visitation tonight for my buddy's daughter. What a horrible, surreal scene. The mother sat next the casket the entire time, stroking the girls head, and was (understandably) a complete mess. My buddy seemed very touched that 6 of us made the drive, although it's only a couple hours. They were divorced and the daughter was living with him and he has no idea what prompted this. The hardest part for me was that all around the funeral home were hundreds and hundreds of pictures of her smiling and looking very happy.

No thoprawishes need for me, thanks, but if you are the praying type please keep the family in your thoughts as they have three other kids they need to be strong for.

 
Went to the visitation tonight for my buddy's daughter. What a horrible, surreal scene. The mother sat next the casket the entire time, stroking the girls head, and was (understandably) a complete mess. My buddy seemed very touched that 6 of us made the drive, although it's only a couple hours. They were divorced and the daughter was living with him and he has no idea what prompted this. The hardest part for me was that all around the funeral home were hundreds and hundreds of pictures of her smiling and looking very happy.

No thoprawishes need for me, thanks, but if you are the praying type please keep the family in your thoughts as they have three other kids they need to be strong for.
####.

 
Went to the visitation tonight for my buddy's daughter. What a horrible, surreal scene. The mother sat next the casket the entire time, stroking the girls head, and was (understandably) a complete mess. My buddy seemed very touched that 6 of us made the drive, although it's only a couple hours. They were divorced and the daughter was living with him and he has no idea what prompted this. The hardest part for me was that all around the funeral home were hundreds and hundreds of pictures of her smiling and looking very happy.

No thoprawishes need for me, thanks, but if you are the praying type please keep the family in your thoughts as they have three other kids they need to be strong for.
####. So awful. Will do.

 

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