GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

What it's like at my house when I drink alone.

I know what I do when I drink alone. I'm not clicking that

 

[shuke]

Was really hoping for some laughs in here tonight. #### this ####.

 

[Abraham]

Was really hoping for some laughs in here tonight. #### this ####.

I could try and get the thread deleted again...?

 

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So strange in here tonight... hope everyone finds their happy place tomm.

Watched American Hustle in the theater this evening... eh. Dragged a bit. Nice acting. 8/10 IMO. GF gave it a 7/10.

 

[shuke]

So strange in here tonight... hope everyone finds their happy place tomm.

Watched American Hustle in the theater this evening... eh. Dragged a bit. Nice acting. 8/10 IMO. GF gave it a 7/10.

Was the Joe gchat stuff shtick, then?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tamiflu seems to already be helping. Thanks for all the well wishes, ####ers.

I hope you survive. ,s

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So strange in here tonight... hope everyone finds their happy place tomm.

Watched American Hustle in the theater this evening... eh. Dragged a bit. Nice acting. 8/10 IMO. GF gave it a 7/10.

Was the Joe gchat stuff shtick, then?

 

[Gadzooks]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I will always be the bad guy around here even though I was tortured by a select group. The thin skin some of you have developed is really amusing when the attacks launched at me were more heartless than anything you could dream up. Me saying "I wish you were dead" is absolutely nothing compared to the onslaught of "Imp killed his girlfriend" or "Imp's girlfriend killed herself" that I had to put up with over the years...hell, it still pops up every so often.

There is a solid group of you that have reached out, or allowed me to reach out, that I consider my friends. I appreciate all of you. The ones who just assume things about me, or the ones who have read things about me and assume it's all true...yeah, you can die.

I'm sorry you went through all of that. Again, I don't know the details. But, if you don't want people to assume things about you, you might want to cut the hyperbole and the ibully act. I'll take it to PM.

You are a freakin' liar.

Sincerity skeptic.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Is Willie Nelson an alias?

This is funny too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I reminded myself of the talking dog joke.

"chief bomb sniffing dog guy" or whatever.

Thank you. I kind of lost my place...but decided it should be part of the lying part of the joke.*

*No way was I doing it again.

 

[Frostillicus]

For any of you gambler types I really really like Syracuse -4 tomorrow in hoops.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

 

[krista4]

That was awesome. I'm in Jim tan in the morning, it's gone at eleven, I read 4 pages of outrage about it, and it's back.

Wow!! I was looking at a lot of water and eating oysters and such and missed all the fun.

If I were in Atlanta, I wouldn't have missed this. Suck it, Seattle.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Was really hoping for some laughs in here tonight. #### this ####.

Relax

 

[strykerpks]

Chief bomb sniffin dog guy

I reminded myself of the talking dog joke.

"chief bomb sniffing dog guy" or whatever.

Thank you. I kind of lost my place...but decided it should be part of the lying part of the joke.*

*No way was I doing it again.

Hey jerk, if you're going to laugh at jokes and complain about people not laughing at yours, you should probably do them in order.

For this I hope you live out your days with your wife and your bowling alley waitresses scoff at your manhattan orders

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lousy Shuke

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Chief bomb sniffin dog guy

I reminded myself of the talking dog joke.

"chief bomb sniffing dog guy" or whatever.

Thank you. I kind of lost my place...but decided it should be part of the lying part of the joke.*

*No way was I doing it again.

Hey jerk, if you're going to laugh at jokes and complain about people not laughing at yours, you should probably do them in order.

For this I hope you live out your days with your wife and your bowling alley waitresses scoff at your manhattan orders

Sorry GB, missed that.

 

[shuke]

Lousy Shuke

Now what?

 

[strykerpks]

Lousy SLB

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

A shot at K4 out of nowhere.

 

[Limp Ditka]

The thin skin some of you have developed is really amusing

Because #####ing about what happened a decade ago is a fine display of some thick bark.

I will remember this sort of post the first time someone here posts their wife or girlfriend dies and remind them it's easy to get over.

You don't seem to be complaining about a death here.

HTH

 

[strykerpks]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

A shot at K4 out of nowhere.

 

[krista4]

Let's celebrate!

Balloons!

Consensus favorite (if by "consensus" you mean Mr. krista and me).

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lousy Shuke

Now what?

That gif or whatever GM is calling them these days.

Lousy SLB

 

[shuke]

Lousy Shuke

Now what?

That gif or whatever GM is calling them these days.

It's going to be everywhere in a few days.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

Like a taun taun?

 

[General Malaise]

"In the long run, we are all dead." - Steve Harvey

 

[General Malaise]

Man, if you can't laugh at Shuke, your funny bone must be broken. Even Angry Shuke is funny.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm not sure what to say but am pretty drunk and watched a Joe Strummer tribute show tonight. RIP Joe.

I really hope Shuke (and Fuller) lives

 

[cosjobs]

A hotel with no concierge, an 80 year old bellman who needs help with my bags and a front desk clerk who is also the receptionist, valet, and breakfast cook, somehow manages to employ a hotel **** to bust me smoking in the completely concrete/steel/absolutely non-flamable stairwell and threaten to kick me out if he sees me doing it again and follows me back to my room giving me the stink-eye the whole way.

I've been kicked out of places a LOT nicer than this.

Yelp review posted.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A hotel with no concierge, an 80 year old bellman who needs help with my bags and a front desk clerk who is also the receptionist, valet, and breakfast cook, somehow manages to employ a hotel **** to bust me smoking in the completely concrete/steel/absolutely non-flamable stairwell and threaten to kick me out if he sees me doing it again and follows me back to my room giving me the stink-eye the whole way.

I've been kicked out of places a LOT nicer than this.

Yelp review posted.

So you're at home?

 

[shuke]

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

Is this a call for help? Don't do anything stupid.

 

[strykerpks]

A hotel with no concierge, an 80 year old bellman who needs help with my bags and a front desk clerk who is also the receptionist, valet, and breakfast cook, somehow manages to employ a hotel **** to bust me smoking in the completely concrete/steel/absolutely non-flamable stairwell and threaten to kick me out if he sees me doing it again and follows me back to my room giving me the stink-eye the whole way.

I've been kicked out of places a LOT nicer than this.

Yelp review posted.

I really hope your package that has been sitting on your porch since 12/24 doesn't get stolen.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not sure what to say but am pretty drunk and watched a Joe Strummer tribute show tonight. RIP Joe.

Newsflash though: He died like 11 years ago.

 

[cosjobs]

A hotel with no concierge, an 80 year old bellman who needs help with my bags and a front desk clerk who is also the receptionist, valet, and breakfast cook, somehow manages to employ a hotel **** to bust me smoking in the completely concrete/steel/absolutely non-flamable stairwell and threaten to kick me out if he sees me doing it again and follows me back to my room giving me the stink-eye the whole way.

I've been kicked out of places a LOT nicer than this.

Yelp review posted.

So you're at home?

I'm in pain here and you mock me?

I hope you die.

 

[cosjobs]

A hotel with no concierge, an 80 year old bellman who needs help with my bags and a front desk clerk who is also the receptionist, valet, and breakfast cook, somehow manages to employ a hotel **** to bust me smoking in the completely concrete/steel/absolutely non-flamable stairwell and threaten to kick me out if he sees me doing it again and follows me back to my room giving me the stink-eye the whole way.

I've been kicked out of places a LOT nicer than this.

Yelp review posted.

I really hope your package that has been sitting on your porch since 12/24 doesn't get stolen.

Not here as of 7am 12/26

 

[General Malaise]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

There's a K4 large wagina joke lurking in here but damned if I will be the one to make it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm not sure what to say but am pretty drunk and watched a Joe Strummer tribute show tonight. RIP Joe.

Newsflash though: He died like 11 years ago.

It was the 12th annual one of these so that makes sense I guess.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm not sure what to say but am pretty drunk and watched a Joe Strummer tribute show tonight. RIP Joe.

Newsflash though: He died like 11 years ago.

This Bob's fault too?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

There's a K4 large wagina joke lurking in here but damned if I will be the one to make it.

Already made and laughed at.

 

[General Malaise]

A hotel with no concierge, an 80 year old bellman who needs help with my bags and a front desk clerk who is also the receptionist, valet, and breakfast cook, somehow manages to employ a hotel **** to bust me smoking in the completely concrete/steel/absolutely non-flamable stairwell and threaten to kick me out if he sees me doing it again and follows me back to my room giving me the stink-eye the whole way.

I've been kicked out of places a LOT nicer than this.

Yelp review posted.

So you're at home?

 

[shuke]

Anyone wishing death in here should eat a dick. It's not funny.

Especially since we all know SLB.

 

[General Malaise]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

There's a K4 large wagina joke lurking in here but damned if I will be the one to make it.

Already made and laughed at.

Damn it! Feel like such a Shuke right now.

 

[shuke]

Damn it! Feel like such a Shuke right now.

I don't get this.

 

[cosjobs]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

There's a K4 large wagina joke lurking in here but damned if I will be the one to make it.

Already made and laughed at.

Damn it! Feel like such a Shuke right now.

Dead man walking limping?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'll just leave this here.

It's coming up on nine years and no one has ever asked me "Are you OK?"

I believe there were a lot of people wishing you well several times.

.yeah, you can die.

My territory, bub.

Sorry, don't mind me. I'm ordering up a warm, dark place to hide for a few days.

There's a K4 large wagina joke lurking in here but damned if I will be the one to make it.

Already made and laughed at.

Damn it! Feel like such a Shuke right now.

Dead man walking limping?

 

[cosjobs]

getting better in here, but still some residual creepiness.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not sure what to say but am pretty drunk and watched a Joe Strummer tribute show tonight. RIP Joe.

Newsflash though: He died like 11 years ago.

This Bob's fault too?

 

[cosjobs]

Gusher, can you get the thread a spray bottle of Febcreepze

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone wishing death in here should eat a dick. It's not funny.

Especially since we all know SLB.

YEAH!

Wait.....