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GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)
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bostonfred
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I don't really know women, but now I know thorn, and he knows women, so I feel like I'm qualified to say that not only is it a bad idea to go on a trip days after your wife pops a baby out of her ######, it's so, so an even worse idea to think it would be better to leave her with her family while you go. Let them sit around in a little judgement circle while you have half as much fun on the trip as you ever normally would because you'll be thinking about your kid the whole time. Enjoy years of looking at pictures from that time that don't have you in them, and hoping she will only silently remember you leaving her while her body recovered from parasite removal. And while your relationship may stay rosy forever from here on out, if it doesn't, you can definitely look forward to every future mistake you make being compared to this.
If we were talking about a couple hours of going out with your friends or watching playoff football, that would be one thing. You're talking about days of being away, while hoping that the miracle of human flight and the debacle of airport security don't conspire to leave her a single mother, a thought that will cross her mind with each takeoff and landing.
I'm not sure how awesome a thing I would need to risk all of that, but a solo trip to the pacific northwest while doing work stuff most of the time is not close to enough.
If we were talking about a couple hours of going out with your friends or watching playoff football, that would be one thing. You're talking about days of being away, while hoping that the miracle of human flight and the debacle of airport security don't conspire to leave her a single mother, a thought that will cross her mind with each takeoff and landing.
I'm not sure how awesome a thing I would need to risk all of that, but a solo trip to the pacific northwest while doing work stuff most of the time is not close to enough.
Guster
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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First unanimous GMTAN query ever?
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Guster
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And they're ####### gross. I'll take a nice sushi restaurant in the northwest over a stupid smelly crying baby. Plus, they have strip clubs and stuff up there.
That's something a guy gets an internet thread axed and who goes on a trip days after his child is born would say
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
Ball son urchin sounds like what they call your seven year old after CPS finds you you've been taking baths with him.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Mark this day: December 30,2013.
The day I beat Uni at Scramble with Friends.
The day I beat Uni at Scramble with Friends.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
That's an awfully long flight for two days, especially since most of that time will be in MS>
krista4
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
No worries. I wasn't meaning to come off annoyed or anything. Just sharing.Oof. Nothing personal GB.It's a female friend. She got divorced from a law school classmate who she fought with for their entire relationship. Then after marriage, he acted more single than before like going in on a shore house for the summer with his friends without talking to or including her etc. So they get divorced, and she goes back to a guy she dated in the past . . . and now they have a kid, so they are getting married.Sorry to hear you have a stupid friend.I have to forgo a friend's vegas wedding for the birth of mine (although it's the friend's second wedding since 2007). Sometimes you have to make sacrifices.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Do we have the full churchlist now? Stryker/Bentley/ProNinja?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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Did you use the 4th power-up on the last round?
Sick scores guys, I love you both.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I ####### hate you.
On my version it has my picture on it. I always picture you getting all angry when the little avatar smugly dances around and my stupid little face is smiling at you.
Yeah, this. I think the fourth one costs money, which is really stupid. Although I think I've already admitted in here before that I did pay money for the full version so I could play more games at once.
krista4
Footballguy
I'm not kidding that I didn't see anything wrong with this idea. It's just a couple of days and she will have plenty of help and attention.
Obviously I have not had kids so am apparently am an idiot when it comes to these things. Double
Notorious T.R.E.
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My face dance is awesome. Sadly, neither of you have seen it.
I ####### hate you.
On my version it has my picture on it. I always picture you getting all angry when the little avatar smugly dances around and my stupid little face is smiling at you.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
At the risk of falling into a #### storm, why do people seem scared of him? He tries to bully people and cares way too much about words with friends.
Abraham
Footballguy
So...I'm not kidding that I didn't see anything wrong with this idea. It's just a couple of days and she will have plenty of help and attention.
Obviously I have not had kids so am apparently am an idiot when it comes to these things. Double
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Now you know how I feel when you start talking about contracts and CFOs and in-house counsels and all that other businessy stuff.I'm not kidding that I didn't see anything wrong with this idea. It's just a couple of days and she will have plenty of help and attention.
Obviously I have not had kids so am apparently am an idiot when it comes to these things. Double
T Bell
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Finally got to do a little reading this weekend.
Slow Burn - Damn good zombie book. solid, short pageturner set in Austin
Farmers and Cannibals- self published kindle sci-fi entry was pretty good, but I think GM might have been his editor
Sycamore Row - Grisham is back, baby. Best novel since Pecan Brief
Zealot - Life and TImes of Jesus Christ. Only halfway through this, but really holding my interest. NF history of the life of Jesus.
Slow Burn - Damn good zombie book. solid, short pageturner set in Austin
Farmers and Cannibals- self published kindle sci-fi entry was pretty good, but I think GM might have been his editor
Sycamore Row - Grisham is back, baby. Best novel since Pecan Brief
Zealot - Life and TImes of Jesus Christ. Only halfway through this, but really holding my interest. NF history of the life of Jesus.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've never eaten sperm of any kind but you must find it really delicious.
Notorious T.R.E.
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We're doing book thread here now? I like this idea.
Will have to check out Slow Burn and Zealot. I really hate the self published stuff that looks like it's written by a 9 year old. So irritating.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Not usually my cup of tea on the SP angle, but I loved the title. Prose was passable, spelling was forrestish.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Ate my mom's meatloaf tonight. Twas a mistake.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Almost done with this one: The Devil in Silver
It's about an under budget, ####ty mental institution in Hyde Park. Not my usual cup of tea, but very well written imo.
It's about an under budget, ####ty mental institution in Hyde Park. Not my usual cup of tea, but very well written imo.
Notorious T.R.E.
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WHOA - Cup of tea HONDA.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Velvetta in polish mistakes? WTF is wrong with you people?
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