GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

The girl who brought the juice gave this as a toast: "A person who doesn't keep his or her resolutions is a weakling; a person who makes them is a fool!"

God I have to get a new job.

"I've heard 80% of sexually active adults has herpes! Bottoms up!!!"

 

[shuke]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Great news!

pics?​

 

[FDAS]

The girl who brought the juice gave this as a toast: "A person who doesn't keep his or her resolutions is a weakling; a person who makes them is a fool!"

God I have to get a new job.

You could stab her, instead.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[YSR]

Also, a text I just sent to a male boss of mine just autocorrected from "keep 'em coming" to "keep 'me coming".

12/31/2013 can chomp some richards.

 

[BigJohn]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Very good news. Yay MRSGBDARTATAS!!!!!!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Also, a text I just sent to a male boss of mine just autocorrected from "keep 'em coming" to "keep 'me coming".

12/31/2013 can chomp some richards.

 

[Guster]

GM > money sent for the league. Here's to hoping the Chargers go all the way

 

[Uruk-Hai]

"Bill the Thrill"

 

[General Malaise]

(how do I pick players?)

Go up top to "Teams" then "Add/Drop". Let me know if you get stuck.

 

[Thorn]

Also, a text I just sent to a male boss of mine just autocorrected from "keep 'em coming" to "keep 'me coming".

12/31/2013 can chomp some richards.

GB having autocorrect turned off

 

[General Malaise]

Best ball is misleading as really there's only one ball to be had, so to speak, but....

NO WAIVER WIRES@!!!!111

Why are the rules so secret?

They aren't. Are you playing?

Can I see the rules prior to making a decision?

- $25 to join

- Select a roster of players from the playoff teams before Saturday's first game. You must assemble a roster of the following:

1 QB

2 RB

2 WR

1 TE

1 Def/ST

1 K

1 Flex Player at ANY POSITION - INCLUDING QB or DEF! Tigerfan can't falsely accuse me of not informing the league again.

- Once your roster is assembled, you submit a lineup and pray. No trades, no drops, no adds...this contest forces you not only to pick the best fantasy players, but the players on the teams that will advance the farthest.

- Winner take all. Usually we have about 25 in this thing, so a nice little payout looms large.

Total points over all of playoffs, or survivor type format?

Total points. It is possible (though unlikely) that the winner will have the exact same team as somebody else, in which case we'd split the pot. Never happened.

 

[General Malaise]

Rover & Thorn: You have been paid for GMTAN Phantacy Futbol. Please confirm on your end.

SLB, Guru, AB...your $$$$ is coming next.

Just got off the phone with one of my largest partners. He's adding a cool mill to his account. This on top of another one of my investors adding 200K. Some long awaited wins for Milos....plus, for the first time in what feels like ages, there will be a nice little performance fee, thanks to a 50% year for the equity fund. It's all coming up Milos today.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

I've always known them as rye bread pizzas as a kid. Then I made a bunch of friends in Chicago and they all called them Polish Mistakes. They are freaking delicious. Perfect combination of chewy and crunchy. Mrs. SLB tops hers with mozzarella. If you tried one and said you didn't like it, you would be lying. Great drunk food and even better stoned food.

I've always known these as Hanky Panky; probably just the name my German ancestors made up after they took the recipe from the Poles.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So if I cut myself 5 1/2 hours ago, and it's still bleeding, I should probably be getting stitches..... amirite?

Close it up with Crazy Glue, then pinch it tight until the glue holds.

Seriously.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, a text I just sent to a male boss of mine just autocorrected from "keep 'em coming" to "keep 'me coming".

12/31/2013 can chomp some richards.

what a slut

 

[UniAlias]

Also, a text I just sent to a male boss of mine just autocorrected from "keep 'em coming" to "keep 'me coming".

12/31/2013 can chomp some richards.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Did he?

 

[-fish-]

Rover & Thorn: You have been paid for GMTAN Phantacy Futbol. Please confirm on your end.

SLB, Guru, AB...your $$$$ is coming next.

Just got off the phone with one of my largest partners. He's adding a cool mill to his account. This on top of another one of my investors adding 200K. Some long awaited wins for Milos....plus, for the first time in what feels like ages, there will be a nice little performance fee, thanks to a 50% year for the equity fund. It's all coming up Milos today.

got it.

stryker>if you're equipped with paypal, send me your address so I can give you your almost half.

 

[Guster]

Rover & Thorn: You have been paid for GMTAN Phantacy Futbol. Please confirm on your end.

SLB, Guru, AB...your $$$$ is coming next.

Just got off the phone with one of my largest partners. He's adding a cool mill to his account. This on top of another one of my investors adding 200K. Some long awaited wins for Milos....plus, for the first time in what feels like ages, there will be a nice little performance fee, thanks to a 50% year for the equity fund. It's all coming up Milos today.

Heck yeah!!!

 

[Guster]

Also, a text I just sent to a male boss of mine just autocorrected from "keep 'em coming" to "keep 'me coming".

12/31/2013 can chomp some richards.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Rover & Thorn: You have been paid for GMTAN Phantacy Futbol. Please confirm on your end.

SLB, Guru, AB...your $$$$ is coming next.

Just got off the phone with one of my largest partners. He's adding a cool mill to his account. This on top of another one of my investors adding 200K. Some long awaited wins for Milos....plus, for the first time in what feels like ages, there will be a nice little performance fee, thanks to a 50% year for the equity fund. It's all coming up Milos today.

Same thing happened to me last week. Odd.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm assuming that Mystery Achiever's "sure, you can have it" means I have zero chance in the Stock Draft thread. Yet another reason I'll be scrubbing floors at whatever cos is calling his joint in a couple of years.

 

[Mr.Pack]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

 

[General Malaise]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Yessir!

 

[Mr.Pack]

Also, a text I just sent to a male boss of mine just autocorrected from "keep 'em coming" to "keep 'me coming".

12/31/2013 can chomp some richards.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Rover & Thorn: You have been paid for GMTAN Phantacy Futbol. Please confirm on your end.

SLB, Guru, AB...your $$$$ is coming next.

Just got off the phone with one of my largest partners. He's adding a cool mill to his account. This on top of another one of my investors adding 200K. Some long awaited wins for Milos....plus, for the first time in what feels like ages, there will be a nice little performance fee, thanks to a 50% year for the equity fund. It's all coming up Milos today.

Awesome GB!

 

[Limp Ditka]

Sounds like GM's going to be able to ring in the new year with some raisins!

 

[Ignoramus]

My SS gift has yet to arrive as well.

:0

Oh wait, I didn't join. So we are all good here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If I had any I would.

 

[kevzilla]

I am five minutes from vacation and I have two racks in my wallet. Shiva help me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sounds like GM's going to be able to ring in the new year with some raisins!

Slow down there, Rockefeller.

 

[Ignoramus]

Do we have anybody here that is close enough to Redmond, WA to have a corn hole on Feb 13? I'm trying to decide how badly I want to go on this trip.

Pros: Never been to Washington, never been invited to a Microsoft thing, love to travel.

Cons: My 2nd kid is being born a week before.

They only let one person from each org go so its either me or my boss. But he went last year. And before anyone gives me #### about the kid being born, my wife will not be by herself as her very large family will probably move in for a couple weeks. A 2 day outing to Washington would probably be welcome relief.

I work in Redmond. Very in.

edit: I see you're getting destroyed for this idea. I'll pull for an early birth.

Another vote "For". #GainingSteam

 

[Ignoramus]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Great to hear!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bored out of my mind...wife not home for 2 hours...eyeing 1/3 bottle of Crown...watching street fight videos (whirlllstttaarrr!). Slap it high?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Rover & Thorn: You have been paid for GMTAN Phantacy Futbol. Please confirm on your end.

SLB, Guru, AB...your $$$$ is coming next.

Just got off the phone with one of my largest partners. He's adding a cool mill to his account. This on top of another one of my investors adding 200K. Some long awaited wins for Milos....plus, for the first time in what feels like ages, there will be a nice little performance fee, thanks to a 50% year for the equity fund. It's all coming up Milos today.

Great news and @ YSR autocorrect.

 

[Osaurus]

Appy dew ear GYMTANNURZ!!!

 

[T Bell]

Are all our our Louisville FBG's accounted for?

 

[T Bell]

Something all of our JimTan bretheren should be made aware of.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Am I seriously sitting in a theater about to watch The $)&@!#@!-& Hobbit? Never read the books or seen the other movies. I don't even like movies. At least I drive separate so I can fake illness after an hour and leave.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Am I seriously sitting in a theater about to watch The $)&@!#@!-& Hobbit? Never read the books or seen the other movies. I don't even like movies. At least I drive separate so I can fake illness after an hour and leave.

My worst nightmare.

 

[-fish-]

Am I seriously sitting in a theater about to watch The $)&@!#@!-& Hobbit? Never read the books or seen the other movies. I don't even like movies. At least I drive separate so I can fake illness after an hour and leave.

You have booze?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Am I seriously sitting in a theater about to watch The $)&@!#@!-& Hobbit? Never read the books or seen the other movies. I don't even like movies. At least I drive separate so I can fake illness after an hour and leave.

You have booze?

I have water. And reeses cups of course.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

And my phone is about to die. Just run it in dry and break it off.

 

[Hawks64]

BENIGN!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

lady raiders knockers are perfect! other than the nasty purple/dark red bruise that is enveloping the underside of the left one.

happy day!

Great news!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And my phone is about to die. Just run it in dry and break it off.

I think I'd rather get a mammogram than watch anything LOTR related.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I really shouldn't drink hard alcohol in the middle of the day.

 

[Guster]

Chicago Girl is coming over in a few minutes to hang out before we head out to a couple parties tonight

Must remember to use the free cab service

Posting the number here just in case I need to find it later and I stumble in here

(513) 381-3733

Hope everyone has a safe and happy NYE

Still remember my drunken depressed post last year at this time...been a hell of year to say the least

The fine folks in this thread certainly contributed a lot to making it one of the best years I can remember

Thank you for being a friend

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chicago Girl is coming over in a few minutes to hang out before we head out to a couple parties tonight

Must remember to use the free cab service

Posting the number here just in case I need to find it later and I stumble in here

(513) 381-3733

Hope everyone has a safe and happy NYE

Still remember my drunken depressed post last year at this time...been a hell of year to say the least

The fine folks in this thread certainly contributed a lot to making it one of the best years I can remember

Thank you for being a friend

It's ringing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chicago Girl is coming over in a few minutes to hang out before we head out to a couple parties tonight

Must remember to use the free cab service

Posting the number here just in case I need to find it later and I stumble in here

(513) 381-3733

Hope everyone has a safe and happy NYE

Still remember my drunken depressed post last year at this time...been a hell of year to say the least

The fine folks in this thread certainly contributed a lot to making it one of the best years I can remember

Thank you for being a friend

It's ringing.

They said no problem coming out to Bakersfield.