GM's thread about nothing (46 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

Homer, yes start them all even if on bye. All mine are on bye. Rosters all frozen now and you can see what others have. We have 37 players. Have MOP convert that math for us. Back out league dues....

Everybody advances. Its total cumulative points scored through the SB.

Whoops. Didn't realize it was cumulative...oh well, better luck next year!

You want refund?

And when did you start speaking Chinese?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Homer, yes start them all even if on bye. All mine are on bye. Rosters all frozen now and you can see what others have. We have 37 players. Have MOP convert that math for us. Back out league dues....

Everybody advances. Its total cumulative points scored through the SB.

Whoops. Didn't realize it was cumulative...oh well, better luck next year!

You want refund?

wow

such football so rostr

much starters

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm ####### terrible at Candyland. I've lost like six in a row since we've gotten it.

You spin like old people ####.

You draw cards in Candyland, ass eyes.

 

[-fish-]

I'm ####### terrible at Candyland. I've lost like six in a row since we've gotten it.

You spin like old people ####.

You draw cards in Candyland, ass eyes.

you draw cards like asianed women drive.

 

[mr roboto]

When my daughter was 3 she would win a lot at Candyland. It took us a couple rounds to realize that she was getting a disproportionate amour of the picture cards that allow you to fast forward. After a game I scanned through the cards and she had a tiny bite mark in one corner of each good card

tl;dr my 3 year old marked cards in Candyland.

 

[kevzilla]

so i aaked before bit will again. reading on my phone or pill bottles i have to hold it about a foot away from my face... anything closer and its blurry...

is this nomal with age , im guessing an eye exam is due

Yep. A doctor can guess your age to within a few months by measuring how close you can focus. No shtick.

 

[T Bell]

I'm ####### terrible at Candyland. I've lost like six in a row since we've gotten it.

You spin like old people ####.

You draw cards in Candyland, ass eyes.

You draw cards like old people ####.

 

[T Bell]

I'm ####### terrible at Candyland. I've lost like six in a row since we've gotten it.

You spin like old people ####.

You draw cards in Candyland, ass eyes.

you draw cards like asianed women drive.

Slowly, with the left turn signal on and completely hidden behind the seat back?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Please don't start dating AaronCarterFan.

I made a fake profile with a pic of a hot chick and people wrote me! Didn't they read that I hate to read and can't cook. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY??

I may have recounted this story before, but back in my online dating days (damn, was that 4 years ago?) I chatted which this chick on OkCupid. She was an ugly, self-hating, depressed artist type in Chicago who for some reason had sent me a message during one insomniac early morning, so I responded.

Anyway, she had a male friend who'd set up a fake OKC account with some "selfies" depicting a muscular mid-20's in a tank top, in front of his new-but-not-high-end sports car, drinking wine, etc. The account was over the top obnoxiously college-educated-but-not-all-that-smart, egotistical, etc. Picture SEC school with monied daddy and young, yuppie lifestyle. The alias was located in Atlanta IIRC.

Apparently he was raking in the private messages from interested females, including some very attractive ones. It was hilariously pathetic.

Anyway, girls do in fact like #######s (with money).

Not all girls are like that. Just the ones I like.

Love good times like that. Plus I'm really happy both of them were at friend's houses all day. Pretty good day here in the country.

I enjoyed seeing my parents flirting with each other when I was a kid, even if I didn't understand the full sexual implications of it. It was reassuring for me as a kid. It's good to let them see glimpses of that side of your relationship with your wife.

Is constant sexual harassing considered flirting? If so, I'M NUMBER ONE!!!!

When my daughter was 3 she would win a lot at Candyland. It took us a couple rounds to realize that she was getting a disproportionate amour of the picture cards that allow you to fast forward. After a game I scanned through the cards and she had a tiny bite mark in one corner of each good card

tl;dr my 3 year old marked cards in Candyland.

I kept trying to cheat tonight but Mrs. SLB was watching me like a hawk. Coincidentally I read this today. I'm no Apollo Robbins but of course I was trying to get caught.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm ####### terrible at Candyland. I've lost like six in a row since we've gotten it.

You spin like old people ####.

You draw cards in Candyland, ass eyes.

you draw cards like asianed women drive.

Slowly, with the left turn signal on and completely hidden behind the seat back?

literally

 

[kevzilla]

I love you all, and I want it made clear that nothing that happens to me tonight is SLBob's fault.

I'm going to consume as much energy drink and Vicodin as required to get back out there. It's Saturday night in Vegas, GD it. I leave my hair to Zooks.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I love you all, and I want it made clear that nothing that happens to me tonight is SLBob's fault.

I'm going to consume as much energy drink and Vicodin as required to get back out there. It's Saturday night in Vegas, GD it. I leave my hair to Zooks.

 

[Annyong]

Lashawn McCoy is good and this game is bad.

 

[belljr]

Lashawn McCoy is good and this game is bad.

Lashawn

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I love you all, and I want it made clear that nothing that happens to me tonight is SLBob's fault.

I'm going to consume as much energy drink and Vicodin as required to get back out there. It's Saturday night in Vegas, GD it. I leave my hair to Zooks.

Skip the Vic and get a hooker.

 

[T Bell]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

 

[T Bell]

Lashawn McCoy is good and this game is bad.

Lashawn

It's French for "Shawn".

 

[Good Posting Judge]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

Still reading.

 

[krista4]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

Oooo, I just watched a Ted talk by that guy on my way to Seattle. Article looks great.

 

[krista4]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

Oooo, I just watched a Ted talk by that guy on my way to Seattle. Article looks great.

In case you're interested.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Expressions of the finalists at the announcement of the winner of the 1971 Miss Teenage America

WTF dude?

Why you trying to make me not like teenage girls?

 

[T Bell]

#17 seems obvious:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/54379/39-amazing-facts-national-trivia-day

#7 Reinforces why you plant the seed and leave.

39. In a study by the Smell & Taste Research Foundation, the scent women found most arousing was Good & Plenty candy mixed with cucumber.

:takesnotes:

Query: does she want the cucumber to remain intact?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

#17 seems obvious:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/54379/39-amazing-facts-national-trivia-day

#7 Reinforces why you plant the seed and leave.

39. In a study by the Smell & Taste Research Foundation, the scent women found most arousing was Good & Plenty candy mixed with cucumber.

:takesnotes:

Query: does she want the cucumber to remain intact?

Bruised.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Never mind.

ETA2

Cool video K4.

 

[T Bell]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

Oooo, I just watched a Ted talk by that guy on my way to Seattle. Article looks great.

In case you're interested.

Can't find the article, and I really don't want to have to re-read SLB's drudgery.

EDIT: no offense, Bob.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

#### you, Eagles.

 

[krista4]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

Oooo, I just watched a Ted talk by that guy on my way to Seattle. Article looks great.

In case you're interested.

Can't find the article, and I really don't want to have to re-read SLB's drudgery.

EDIT: no offense, Bob.

I missed the link in here, too, but GPJ posted it on Facebook: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/07/130107fa_fact_green?currentPage=1

 

[bentley]

Charlie Strong to Texas done.

Whiskey good.

Julie's Birthday Roller Skating Celebration at Playland officially on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

Oooo, I just watched a Ted talk by that guy on my way to Seattle. Article looks great.

In case you're interested.

Wow. That rules.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

When my daughter was 3 she would win a lot at Candyland. It took us a couple rounds to realize that she was getting a disproportionate amour of the picture cards that allow you to fast forward. After a game I scanned through the cards and she had a tiny bite mark in one corner of each good card

tl;dr my 3 year old marked cards in Candyland.

That is incredibly awesome.

So how old is she now?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Suck

My

Balls

 

[bentley]

Charlie Strong to Texas done.

Whiskey good.

Julie's Birthday Roller Skating Celebration at Playland officially on.

Think I'm going to visit the Methodists and go for a 10 mile run tomorrow, too.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Toast in GM playoff-leeg. Good luck, h0m0s.

 

[mr roboto]

When my daughter was 3 she would win a lot at Candyland. It took us a couple rounds to realize that she was getting a disproportionate amour of the picture cards that allow you to fast forward. After a game I scanned through the cards and she had a tiny bite mark in one corner of each good card

tl;dr my 3 year old marked cards in Candyland.

That is incredibly awesome. So how old is she now?

5. Too old?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

When my daughter was 3 she would win a lot at Candyland. It took us a couple rounds to realize that she was getting a disproportionate amour of the picture cards that allow you to fast forward. After a game I scanned through the cards and she had a tiny bite mark in one corner of each good card

tl;dr my 3 year old marked cards in Candyland.

That is incredibly awesome.So how old is she now?

5. Too old?

Well I don't want to be insulting...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Done with football and video games for the night.

Paced my drinking a little too well as there's at least 5 or 6 more beers in the fridge, so I'm gonna keep working on those and probably jump back into my American Dad marathon.

FYI I already started doing both of those things while I was writing about doing those things.

Yep.

 

[bentley]

Done with football and video games for the night.

Paced my drinking a little too well as there's at least 5 or 6 more beers in the fridge, so I'm gonna keep working on those and probably jump back into my American Dad marathon.

FYI I already started doing both of those things while I was writing about doing those things.

Yep.

Living the dream, brother. You have convinced me to give American Dad another shot. I watched the first 8-10 episodes and decided it was a crappy Family Guy ripoff.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Done with football and video games for the night.

Paced my drinking a little too well as there's at least 5 or 6 more beers in the fridge, so I'm gonna keep working on those and probably jump back into my American Dad marathon.

FYI I already started doing both of those things while I was writing about doing those things.

Yep.

Living the dream, brother. You have convinced me to give American Dad another shot. I watched the first 8-10 episodes and decided it was a crappy Family Guy ripoff.

Oh it is.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Done with football and video games for the night.

Paced my drinking a little too well as there's at least 5 or 6 more beers in the fridge, so I'm gonna keep working on those and probably jump back into my American Dad marathon.

FYI I already started doing both of those things while I was writing about doing those things.

Yep.

Living the dream, brother. You have convinced me to give American Dad another shot. I watched the first 8-10 episodes and decided it was a crappy Family Guy ripoff.

Yeah when it first came out, I think I gave it about 8 episodes and hated it absolutely. Then a few years ago I would have Cartoon Network on as background noise and caught myself paying way more attention than I intended. At some point, I went all-in.

The Simpsons first couple seaosons were pretty horrible too...at least this one caught their mistakes more quickly. Like I said above, start at episode 15.

I'd love to see Netflix's statistics on this show...I'd bet there are boatloads of views of the first few episodes and those people bailed too early.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Done with football and video games for the night.

Paced my drinking a little too well as there's at least 5 or 6 more beers in the fridge, so I'm gonna keep working on those and probably jump back into my American Dad marathon.

FYI I already started doing both of those things while I was writing about doing those things.

Yep.

Living the dream, brother. You have convinced me to give American Dad another shot. I watched the first 8-10 episodes and decided it was a crappy Family Guy ripoff.

Oh it is.

Other than the family setup, it's really nothing like Family Guy.

 

[Frostillicus]

Done with football and video games for the night.

Paced my drinking a little too well as there's at least 5 or 6 more beers in the fridge, so I'm gonna keep working on those and probably jump back into my American Dad marathon.

FYI I already started doing both of those things while I was writing about doing those things.

Yep.

Living the dream, brother. You have convinced me to give American Dad another shot. I watched the first 8-10 episodes and decided it was a crappy Family Guy ripoff.

Yeah when it first came out, I think I gave it about 8 episodes and hated it absolutely. Then a few years ago I would have Cartoon Network on as background noise and caught myself paying way more attention than I intended. At some point, I went all-in.

The Simpsons first couple seaosons were pretty horrible too...at least this one caught their mistakes more quickly. Like I said above, start at episode 15.

I'd love to see Netflix's statistics on this show...I'd bet there are boatloads of views of the first few episodes and those people bailed too early.

Oh snap that's on the Netflix? Will watch episode 15 right now yo.

 

[bostonfred]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

Oooo, I just watched a Ted talk by that guy on my way to Seattle. Article looks great.

In case you're interested.

Wow. That rules.

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/07/130107fa_fact_green?currentPage=allNot - long but fun article on him

 

[Frostillicus]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

Oooo, I just watched a Ted talk by that guy on my way to Seattle. Article looks great.

In case you're interested.

Wow. That rules.

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/07/130107fa_fact_green?currentPage=allNot - long but fun article on him

 

[Frostillicus]

"When I look at you I doubt I could even eat the amount I want to vomit."

Totally stealing this.

 

[Frostillicus]

So my kids were playing today doing that imagination thing and my 5 year old says to the 3 year old, "Ok, let's go to the bar now"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Done with football and video games for the night.

Paced my drinking a little too well as there's at least 5 or 6 more beers in the fridge, so I'm gonna keep working on those and probably jump back into my American Dad marathon.

FYI I already started doing both of those things while I was writing about doing those things.

Yep.

Living the dream, brother. You have convinced me to give American Dad another shot. I watched the first 8-10 episodes and decided it was a crappy Family Guy ripoff.

Yeah when it first came out, I think I gave it about 8 episodes and hated it absolutely. Then a few years ago I would have Cartoon Network on as background noise and caught myself paying way more attention than I intended. At some point, I went all-in.

The Simpsons first couple seaosons were pretty horrible too...at least this one caught their mistakes more quickly. Like I said above, start at episode 15.

I'd love to see Netflix's statistics on this show...I'd bet there are boatloads of views of the first few episodes and those people bailed too early.

Oh snap that's on the Netflix? Will watch episode 15 right now yo.

I love drunken Wisconsinites.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So my kids were playing today doing that imagination thing and my 5 year old says to the 3 year old, "Ok, let's go to the bar now"

Love it. Great kids.

In fact, I plan on having a whirlwind romance with your daughter's roommate her freshman year in college. I'm just going to assume that she is Asian.