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[Gadzooks]

Did Godzooks get laid or what?

Yes. But it was like bad pizza. You really want pizza, but then you have it and its not that good, but its still better than not having any pizza. But it was a funny night, I'm to tired to explain, so I'll do it tomorrow. But highlights include:A bad handy

Karate Kid references

Yellow snow

Goat noises

Stolen tv remote

Extra nipple

 

[Frostillicus]

Done with football and video games for the night.

Paced my drinking a little too well as there's at least 5 or 6 more beers in the fridge, so I'm gonna keep working on those and probably jump back into my American Dad marathon.

FYI I already started doing both of those things while I was writing about doing those things.

Yep.

Living the dream, brother. You have convinced me to give American Dad another shot. I watched the first 8-10 episodes and decided it was a crappy Family Guy ripoff.

Yeah when it first came out, I think I gave it about 8 episodes and hated it absolutely. Then a few years ago I would have Cartoon Network on as background noise and caught myself paying way more attention than I intended. At some point, I went all-in.

The Simpsons first couple seaosons were pretty horrible too...at least this one caught their mistakes more quickly. Like I said above, start at episode 15.

I'd love to see Netflix's statistics on this show...I'd bet there are boatloads of views of the first few episodes and those people bailed too early.

Oh snap that's on the Netflix? Will watch episode 15 right now yo.

I love drunken Wisconsinites.

How dare you.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Love the superfluous nipple shtick.

 

[bentley]

So my kids were playing today doing that imagination thing and my 5 year old says to the 3 year old, "Ok, let's go to the bar now"

That's just good parenting.

One of these days my boys are going to realize that they've eaten lunch at a bar on Saturdays most of their life.

 

[bentley]

Did Godzooks get laid or what?

Yes. But it was like bad pizza. You really want pizza, but then you have it and its not that good, but its still better than not having any pizza. But it was a funny night, I'm to tired to explain, so I'll do it tomorrow. But highlights include:A bad handy

Karate Kid references

Yellow snow

Goat noises

Stolen tv remote

Extra nipple

Oh come on. Minus the extra nipple, that describes pretty much every night of my life.

 

[Thorn]

-_-

I love the New Yorker.

flysack shtick?

Check out the article that SLB linked, it's pretty fascinating.

Oooo, I just watched a Ted talk by that guy on my way to Seattle. Article looks great.

In case you're interested.

Wow. That rules.

Why is this guy everywhere all of a sudden? What is he pimping?

 

[Frostillicus]

Enemies list updated.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Enemies list updated.

I think this is fair.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Done with football and video games for the night.

Paced my drinking a little too well as there's at least 5 or 6 more beers in the fridge, so I'm gonna keep working on those and probably jump back into my American Dad marathon.

FYI I already started doing both of those things while I was writing about doing those things.

Yep.

Living the dream, brother. You have convinced me to give American Dad another shot. I watched the first 8-10 episodes and decided it was a crappy Family Guy ripoff.

Yeah when it first came out, I think I gave it about 8 episodes and hated it absolutely. Then a few years ago I would have Cartoon Network on as background noise and caught myself paying way more attention than I intended. At some point, I went all-in.

The Simpsons first couple seaosons were pretty horrible too...at least this one caught their mistakes more quickly. Like I said above, start at episode 15.

I'd love to see Netflix's statistics on this show...I'd bet there are boatloads of views of the first few episodes and those people bailed too early.

Oh snap that's on the Netflix? Will watch episode 15 right now yo.

I love drunken Wisconsinites.

How dare you.

Whatever. Close enough, I'm sure.

 

[bostonfred]

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/07/130107fa_fact_green?currentPage=allNot - long but fun article on him

Didn't even realize that was a repost. Just saw the TED talk and remembered I'd posted this article months ago in some random thread, so I looked it up and wa la. http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=675653&p=15251588

 

[Thorn]

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/07/130107fa_fact_green?currentPage=allNot - long but fun article on him

Didn't even realize that was a repost. Just saw the TED talk and remembered I'd posted this article months ago in some random thread, so I looked it up and wa la. http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=675653&p=15251588

I thought you were smart and stuff.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM's thread about a really cool HONDA commercial

 

[bostonfred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

 

[T Bell]

Wow, Apollo Robbins is amazing.

Thanks for sharing, guys. Very cool.

 

[bostonfred]

GM's thread about a really cool HONDA commercial

I have a funny video of a baby catching on fire. But I should probably tell you that it's a fake baby.

 

[T Bell]

So my kids were playing today doing that imagination thing and my 5 year old says to the 3 year old, "Ok, let's go to the bar now"

 

[T Bell]

Did Godzooks get laid or what?

Yes. But it was like bad pizza. You really want pizza, but then you have it and its not that good, but its still better than not having any pizza. But it was a funny night, I'm to tired to explain, so I'll do it tomorrow. But highlights include:A bad handy

Karate Kid references

Yellow snow

Goat noises

Stolen tv remote

Extra nipple

Was it pee?

 

[T Bell]

Did Godzooks get laid or what?

Yes. But it was like bad pizza. You really want pizza, but then you have it and its not that good, but its still better than not having any pizza. But it was a funny night, I'm to tired to explain, so I'll do it tomorrow. But highlights include:A bad handy

Karate Kid references

Yellow snow

Goat noises

Stolen tv remote

Extra nipple

Oh come on. Minus the extra nipple, that describes pretty much every night of my life.

I just hope that she finally went horizontal because he swept the leg.

 

[Frostillicus]

So my kids were playing today doing that imagination thing and my 5 year old says to the 3 year old, "Ok, let's go to the bar now"

Crying

 

[Frostillicus]

Watching American Psycho now.

 

[Thorn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

If you think about it, handjobs are sad in general.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wow, Apollo Robbins is amazing.

Led me to this. My brain hurts.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

If you think about it, handjobs are sad in general.

Define sad.

 

[Frostillicus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

If you think about it, handjobs are sad in general.

Define sad.

I don't mind a good handjob once in a while.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Speaking of hand jobs...I've got an appointment for some HomerTime.

 

[T Bell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

If you think about it, handjobs are sad in general.

Define sad.

Pearl necklaces of the clown

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[shuke]

Good news: the GMTAN needs more bad decisions makers and I've ably played that role at times in the past... And it appears as though I'm about to do so again

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon

Sorry dude. Mixed CD was death knell, IMO.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think Patrick Bateman is up to something.

 

[T Bell]

Good news: the GMTAN needs more bad decisions makers and I've ably played that role at times in the past... And it appears as though I'm about to do so again

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon

Missed this before. Sorry dude. I know you had high hopes there.

 

[bostonfred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

If you think about it, handjobs are sad in general.

Define sad.

I don't mind a good handjob once in a while.

I agree, at first. But then I always find myself thinking, I hope she decides to turn this into a bj. Because when she volunteers a handjob, it's like a statement that she's willing to get you off, but she's too tired for the effort of actual sex. So a bj is like the best case in that scenario. But asking for a bj and having her say no pretty much turns the handjob into a shame spiral that only ends with you finishing as quickly as you can while you're silently pissed that she didn't care enough to take her nightguard out. So instead of asking, you just kind of hang on long enough to find out if she'll start on her own, before acknowledging your situation and taking the quick release while secretly wishing you'd gotten something better. And I never know the protocol afterwards. Do you say thank you and go to bed? Wait for her to wash her hands and hopefully she brings back a hand towel or a washcloth or something? Do you get up first and bring her a moist towelette?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

If you think about it, handjobs are sad in general.

Define sad.

I don't mind a good handjob once in a while.

I agree, at first. But then I always find myself thinking, I hope she decides to turn this into a bj. Because when she volunteers a handjob, it's like a statement that she's willing to get you off, but she's too tired for the effort of actual sex. So a bj is like the best case in that scenario. But asking for a bj and having her say no pretty much turns the handjob into a shame spiral that only ends with you finishing as quickly as you can while you're silently pissed that she didn't care enough to take her nightguard out. So instead of asking, you just kind of hang on long enough to find out if she'll start on her own, before acknowledging your situation and taking the quick release while secretly wishing you'd gotten something better. And I never know the protocol afterwards. Do you say thank you and go to bed? Wait for her to wash her hands and hopefully she brings back a hand towel or a washcloth or something? Do you get up first and bring her a moist towelette?

This needs a "and you can take that to the bank brohan" at the end.

 

[Frostillicus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

If you think about it, handjobs are sad in general.

Define sad.

I don't mind a good handjob once in a while.

I agree, at first. But then I always find myself thinking, I hope she decides to turn this into a bj. Because when she volunteers a handjob, it's like a statement that she's willing to get you off, but she's too tired for the effort of actual sex. So a bj is like the best case in that scenario. But asking for a bj and having her say no pretty much turns the handjob into a shame spiral that only ends with you finishing as quickly as you can while you're silently pissed that she didn't care enough to take her nightguard out. So instead of asking, you just kind of hang on long enough to find out if she'll start on her own, before acknowledging your situation and taking the quick release while secretly wishing you'd gotten something better. And I never know the protocol afterwards. Do you say thank you and go to bed? Wait for her to wash her hands and hopefully she brings back a hand towel or a washcloth or something? Do you get up first and bring her a moist towelette?

Jesus this is spot on.

 

[shuke]

Crazy: http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/las-vegas/line-movement/chiefs-@-colts.cfm/date/1-04-14/time/1635#N

Can you explain this to me?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Crazy: http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/las-vegas/line-movement/chiefs-@-colts.cfm/date/1-04-14/time/1635#N

Can you explain this to me?

Indy went from a -2.5 favorite to a +2.5 dog in a couple days. lots of money had to come in on the Chiefs.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sigh.

Handjobs are so much simpler with high school girls.

 

[shuke]

Good to see NBC obsessed with Rob Ryan. What is it.. that he looks like "The Dude?"

This has been going on for some time now. Probably the most-shown coach in the league.

 

[AAABatteries]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

If you think about it, handjobs are sad in general.

Define sad.

I don't mind a good handjob once in a while.

I agree, at first. But then I always find myself thinking, I hope she decides to turn this into a bj. Because when she volunteers a handjob, it's like a statement that she's willing to get you off, but she's too tired for the effort of actual sex. So a bj is like the best case in that scenario. But asking for a bj and having her say no pretty much turns the handjob into a shame spiral that only ends with you finishing as quickly as you can while you're silently pissed that she didn't care enough to take her nightguard out. So instead of asking, you just kind of hang on long enough to find out if she'll start on her own, before acknowledging your situation and taking the quick release while secretly wishing you'd gotten something better. And I never know the protocol afterwards. Do you say thank you and go to bed? Wait for her to wash her hands and hopefully she brings back a hand towel or a washcloth or something? Do you get up first and bring her a moist towelette?

Still better than do-it-yourself, IMO. Especially if it's like a 69 HJ.

 

[AAABatteries]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kE58nsW2I

If you think about it, handjobs are sad in general.

Define sad.

I don't mind a good handjob once in a while.

I agree, at first. But then I always find myself thinking, I hope she decides to turn this into a bj. Because when she volunteers a handjob, it's like a statement that she's willing to get you off, but she's too tired for the effort of actual sex. So a bj is like the best case in that scenario. But asking for a bj and having her say no pretty much turns the handjob into a shame spiral that only ends with you finishing as quickly as you can while you're silently pissed that she didn't care enough to take her nightguard out. So instead of asking, you just kind of hang on long enough to find out if she'll start on her own, before acknowledging your situation and taking the quick release while secretly wishing you'd gotten something better. And I never know the protocol afterwards. Do you say thank you and go to bed? Wait for her to wash her hands and hopefully she brings back a hand towel or a washcloth or something? Do you get up first and bring her a moist towelette?

Still better than do-it-yourself, IMO. Especially if it's like a 69 HJ.

Wait, that doesn't sound right.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sigh.

Handjobs are so much simpler with high school girls.

Btw , this is hilarious when read in Roger's voice.

 

[urbanhack]

Good to see NBC obsessed with Rob Ryan. What is it.. that he looks like "The Dude?"

This has been going on for some time now. Probably the most-shown coach in the league.

only because he has a picture of Buddy on his play=calling sheet

 

[T Bell]

Sigh.

Handjobs are so much simpler with high school girls.

"Gimme an H!"

 

[T Bell]

I'm one of those rare guys who just doesn't have a good substitute for the V.

Hand jobs suck, and while BJ's definitely feel better, it's hard for me to finish; the BJ's more like foreplay.

Help me Dr. Phil!

 

[T Bell]

 

[shuke]

Good to see NBC obsessed with Rob Ryan. What is it.. that he looks like "The Dude?"

This has been going on for some time now. Probably the most-shown coach in the league.

only because he has a picture of Buddy on his play=calling sheet

Hack!

 

[urbanhack]

Good to see NBC obsessed with Rob Ryan. What is it.. that he looks like "The Dude?"

This has been going on for some time now. Probably the most-shown coach in the league.

only because he has a picture of Buddy on his play=calling sheet

Hack!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good to see NBC obsessed with Rob Ryan. What is it.. that he looks like "The Dude?"

This has been going on for some time now. Probably the most-shown coach in the league.

I should have said "continues to be obsessed." It's so odd.

 

[T Bell]

Does he have a pic of Buddy's feet?

 

[T Bell]

 

[T Bell]

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