GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Abraham]

Vampire Weekend playing the Holiday Party this year. Any good?

Rolling stone record of the year this year. Shouldn't the holiday part already have taken place?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Vampire Weekend playing the Holiday Party this year. Any good?

They're polarizing.

I've avoided them assuming they were just some emo group for Kristen Stewart fans.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma

 

[Thorn]

Norwood and EG making the Have you slept with a hooker thread quite enjoyable.

EG can spin quite the yarn.

Absolute proof that Joe no longer reads the FFA.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Random

Random 2

Random 3 (can't get enough of this thing)

 

[UniAlias]

Norwood and EG making the Have you slept with a hooker thread quite enjoyable.

EG can spin quite the yarn.

Absolute proof that Joe no longer reads the FFA.

Speak of the devil, he just posted in the Condia Fanduel thread. Weird.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Norwood and EG making the Have you slept with a hooker thread quite enjoyable.

EG can spin quite the yarn.

Absolute proof that Joe no longer reads the FFA.

Speak of the devil, he just posted in the Condia Fanduel thread. Weird.

:gasp: He said my name :gasp:

I'll never wash my laptop screen again

 

[Idiot Boxer]

How the holy hell do you fall asleep in a casino...at 12:30 in the afternoon?



I am not right.

Need an update on this. Like literally falling asleep in the casino. Not in your hotel room?

I might know a guy who has managed a similar feat.

One?

 

[Drifter]

Vampire Weekend playing the Holiday Party this year. Any good?

Rolling stone record of the year this year. Shouldn't the holiday part already have taken place?

We tend to be pretty busy around normal Holiday party time.

 

[-fish-]

kid stuck back east. she was booked on the one and only flight that was getting out of syracuse today, but it was going to be delayed three hours and she had to connect through O'Hare. they couldn't guarantee getting her on a plane today, and since she's unaccompanied she can't have an overnight. she had 200th priority for rebooking, so she's scheduled to fly out on Thursday now.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Vampire Weekend playing the Holiday Party this year. Any good?

Rolling stone record of the year this year. Shouldn't the holiday part already have taken place?

We tend to be pretty busy around normal Holiday party time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Random 2

 

[General Malaise]

kid stuck back east. she was booked on the one and only flight that was getting out of syracuse today, but it was going to be delayed three hours and she had to connect through O'Hare. they couldn't guarantee getting her on a plane today, and since she's unaccompanied she can't have an overnight. she had 200th priority for rebooking, so she's scheduled to fly out on Thursday now.

Yikes, sorry bro.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

kid stuck back east. she was booked on the one and only flight that was getting out of syracuse today, but it was going to be delayed three hours and she had to connect through O'Hare. they couldn't guarantee getting her on a plane today, and since she's unaccompanied she can't have an overnight. she had 200th priority for rebooking, so she's scheduled to fly out on Thursday now.

Yikes, sorry bro.

:(

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

yeah, but Syracuse!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Random 2

Yeah that had me cracking up.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Random

Random 2

Random 3 (can't get enough of this thing)

What's it say on the phone? And what's the clip ffrom?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Random

Random 2

Random 3 (can't get enough of this thing)

What's it say on the phone? And what's the clip ffrom?

dickbutt

 

[JaxBill]

added this to the Jags thread but it's got cheerleaders jumping off the top of a stadium so I'll add it here too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35AFrS1sQVA&feature=c4-overview&list=UUwgURKfUA7e0Z7_qE3TvBFQ

 

[Joe T]

Whoa...slow day in here.

It's too cold out, so they canceled work today.

No, seriously

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XgVWBfi31jo/Td3hXJLoAaI/AAAAAAAABy8/lHdWK0_b0AQ/s1600/girls-fishing-bikini-16.jpg

 

[Thorn]

Random 2

clickworthy

 

[T Bell]

man it's pretty cold out there.

Only reason I even considered opening the door today was to let the dog out.

You going to let him back in?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whoa...slow day in here.

It's too cold out, so they canceled work today.

No, seriously

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XgVWBfi31jo/Td3hXJLoAaI/AAAAAAAABy8/lHdWK0_b0AQ/s1600/girls-fishing-bikini-16.jpg

unsure

 

[T Bell]

What's the gross aggregate with this trio?

 

[Guster]

Whoa...slow day in here.

It's too cold out, so they canceled work today.

No, seriously

#######.

We got the 'you can do it from home' message for today and tomorrow.

Kid's school closed down both days too, so I wouldn't have gone in anyway.

Yeah, I'm working from home too. But that's mostly because I'm lazy.

Have you fixed guster's money-laundering account yet?

It'll be back up to speed in 7-10 days

 

[St. Louis Bob]

After clearing the street/driveway again this morning, I stripped down to my underwear when I realized I forgot to grab a yogurt from the garage. Being lazy I went and grabbed a yogurt, garage door open., in -5 degrees.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

After clearing the street/driveway again this morning, I stripped down to my underwear when I realized I forgot to grab a yogurt from the garage. Being lazy I went and grabbed a yogurt, garage door open., in -5 degrees.

Go on...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

 

[T Bell]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

I've never used a pro and don't think I would. I've learned never to say "never", but a simple, cold transaction for sex isn't appealing. I could see myself leaving a stip club with a dancer with whom there was some "chemistry" and have that turn into sex, but rolling up to the proverbial street corner or going to a brothel doesn't really appeal to me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

I've never used a pro and don't think I would. I've learned never to say "never", but a simple, cold transaction for sex isn't appealing. I could see myself leaving a stip club with a dancer with whom there was some "chemistry" and have that turn into sex, but rolling up to the proverbial street corner or going to a brothel doesn't really appeal to me.

Well that too. Worst of all they'd want to touch me.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Does it count as prostitution if I give the girl candy and My Little Ponys?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

 

[T Bell]

Does it count as prostitution if I give the girl candy and My Little Ponys?

Is it quid pro quo, or are you just generally winning hearts and minds?

 

[T Bell]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

You have no idea - the worst part is that they're full nude.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Does it count as prostitution if I give the girl candy and My Little Ponys?

Is it quid pro quo, or are you just generally winning hearts and minds?

I don't care for squid. Professional or otherwise.

 

[-fish-]

Had to serve a guy with a complaint today that's doing 10 years for bank fraud. Not bad enough he's in federal pen; he's in Kern County.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

You have no idea - the worst part is that they're full nude.

For a long time the only club in town was Deja Vu. One of their tag lines is/was "hundreds of beautiful girls...and three ugly ones". Still not sure how we always get those three.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

don't you judge me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Had to serve a guy with a complaint today that's doing 10 years for bank fraud. Not bad enough he's in federal pen; he's in Kern County.

Which prison?

 

[krista4]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

 

[-fish-]

Had to serve a guy with a complaint today that's doing 10 years for bank fraud. Not bad enough he's in federal pen; he's in Kern County.

Which prison?

Taft

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

IS SHE AVAILABLE?

 

[krista4]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

IS SHE AVAILABLE?

I think he is, and the good news as I scroll down his page is that you also get a sweet AC/DC mirror in the deal (pic available upon request) and he is a member of the "Duck Dynasty Fans ONLY" group on Facebook:

"Layed off from work and nothing to do so cold outside so I put my AC DC MIRROR 2whether."

 

[krista4]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

IS SHE AVAILABLE?

I think he is, and the good news as I scroll down his page is that you also get a sweet AC/DC picture in the deal (pic available upon request) and he is a member of the "Duck Dynasty Fans ONLY" group on Facebook:

"Layed off from work and nothing to do so cold outside so I put my AC DC MIRROR 2whether."

"Was in truck and the song HeartBreak Station by CINDERELLA came on I love and miss you mom"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

IS SHE AVAILABLE?

I think he is, and the good news as I scroll down his page is that you also get a sweet AC/DC picture in the deal (pic available upon request) and he is a member of the "Duck Dynasty Fans ONLY" group on Facebook:

"Layed off from work and nothing to do so cold outside so I put my AC DC MIRROR 2whether."

Sounds like a catch, but sporting the wrong equipment.

 

[T Bell]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

IS SHE AVAILABLE?

I think he is, and the good news as I scroll down his page is that you also get a sweet AC/DC picture in the deal (pic available upon request) and he is a member of the "Duck Dynasty Fans ONLY" group on Facebook:

"Layed off from work and nothing to do so cold outside so I put my AC DC MIRROR 2whether."

"Was in truck and the song HeartBreak Station by CINDERELLA came on I love and miss you mom"

:subscribe:

 

[General Malaise]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

IS SHE AVAILABLE?

I think he is, and the good news as I scroll down his page is that you also get a sweet AC/DC picture in the deal (pic available upon request) and he is a member of the "Duck Dynasty Fans ONLY" group on Facebook:

"Layed off from work and nothing to do so cold outside so I put my AC DC MIRROR 2whether."

"Was in truck and the song HeartBreak Station by CINDERELLA came on I love and miss you mom"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Had to serve a guy with a complaint today that's doing 10 years for bank fraud. Not bad enough he's in federal pen; he's in Kern County.

Which prison?

Taft

Being in prison in Taft is redundant.