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My wife bought a 20 pack of Jack Links Beef Sticks from Costco. I asked her why she bought them. She replied that she thought I liked beef jerky. I said I do, but these aren't beef jerky.

Absolutely disgusting. I don't know how people eat this crap.
That sounds pretty amazing right now, but I haven't eaten anything since Sunday night, so it all sounds amazing
Hunger strike?
I like to look at it as that I have pre-eaten the meals my body is currently using for subsistence.

 
My wife bought a 20 pack of Jack Links Beef Sticks from Costco. I asked her why she bought them. She replied that she thought I liked beef jerky. I said I do, but these aren't beef jerky.

Absolutely disgusting. I don't know how people eat this crap.
That sounds pretty amazing right now, but I haven't eaten anything since Sunday night, so it all sounds amazing
Hunger strike?
Yup. He's protesting krista not buying a house there.

 
My wife bought a 20 pack of Jack Links Beef Sticks from Costco. I asked her why she bought them. She replied that she thought I liked beef jerky. I said I do, but these aren't beef jerky.

Absolutely disgusting. I don't know how people eat this crap.
That sounds pretty amazing right now, but I haven't eaten anything since Sunday night, so it all sounds amazing
Hunger strike?
Yup. He's protesting krista not buying a house there.
he could be eating pizza and naan!

see what you did, woman!

 
I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.
Pipe burst in my apartment building today so I might need to look into a three-hitter outhouse and/or pissbuckets. :mellow:

 
I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.
Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.
Good Lord. No wonder, my friend.
Yeah, Jesus Christ. Pack, that's pretty scary. Your doctor know you're doing this?

 
I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.
Pipe burst in my apartment building today so I might need to look into a three-hitter outhouse and/or pissbuckets. :mellow:
I thought you lived in a little red house with smoke coming out of the chimney all the time and a old-timey well in front and woodland critters that frolicked in your yard. Usually there would be a pie cooling on the window sill.

 
I don't feel like I've complained about anything lately. I am trying to find something to ##### about and having no luck, although I don't think I have any booze in the house WHICH IS A BIG FUFKING PROBLEM !
I got it - 8.5 months of pregnancy has infected my wife with a virus wherein the only thing she can stand to watch on TV is reality television. Storage Wars, Storage Wars Texas, Hardcore Pawn, Little People Big World or whatever its called, the show where they have 19 kids....argh.

What a big bag of #####.
I could never abide this.

 
I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.
Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.
Good Lord. No wonder, my friend.
Yeah, Jesus Christ. Pack, that's pretty scary. Your doctor know you're doing this?
Yes

 
I don't feel like I've complained about anything lately. I am trying to find something to ##### about and having no luck, although I don't think I have any booze in the house WHICH IS A BIG FUFKING PROBLEM !
I got it - 8.5 months of pregnancy has infected my wife with a virus wherein the only thing she can stand to watch on TV is reality television. Storage Wars, Storage Wars Texas, Hardcore Pawn, Little People Big World or whatever its called, the show where they have 19 kids....argh.

What a big bag of #####.
Pregnant women like binging on junk. :shrug:

 
I covered an appearance in bankruptcy court yesterday morning in the Ronald Regan Building in downtown LA. The BK judge during an aside prompted by having to reboot her computer told the courtroom that there were workers who had installed a solar powered auto-flusher in her private bathroom adjacent to her judges chambers. The old manual flush worked just fine and she hadn't requested the change.

Problem: the auto-flusher doesn't work as the room is windowless. :lol:

Still, I'm sure some pro-green group and their lobbyists in Washington are touting this as a great environmental victory. Your tax dollars at work.

 
I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.
Pipe burst in my apartment building today so I might need to look into a three-hitter outhouse and/or pissbuckets. :mellow:
I thought you lived in a little red house with smoke coming out of the chimney all the time and a old-timey well in front and woodland critters that frolicked in your yard. Usually there would be a pie cooling on the window sill.
:lmao:

 
Anyone else taking a month off from alcohol? Didn't think so. Started on Jan 3rd.
You started a month of not drinking or started drinking again? I'm very confused.

I'm taking today off. Back on the sauce tomorrow.
No, I'm taking a month off and started Jan 3rd. I do this every year and usually last about 2 weeks before I sawy "good enough"
"It's February somewhere." :suds:

 
My wife bought a 20 pack of Jack Links Beef Sticks from Costco. I asked her why she bought them. She replied that she thought I liked beef jerky. I said I do, but these aren't beef jerky.

Absolutely disgusting. I don't know how people eat this crap.
That sounds pretty amazing right now, but I haven't eaten anything since Sunday night, so it all sounds amazing
Hunger strike?
Yup. He's protesting krista not buying a house there.
Not so fast... :bag:

I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.
Pipe burst in my apartment building today so I might need to look into a three-hitter outhouse and/or pissbuckets. :mellow:
I thought you lived in a little red house with smoke coming out of the chimney all the time and a old-timey well in front and woodland critters that frolicked in your yard. Usually there would be a pie cooling on the window sill.
:lmao:

Anyone else taking a month off from alcohol? Didn't think so. Started on Jan 3rd.
You started a month of not drinking or started drinking again? I'm very confused.

I'm taking today off. Back on the sauce tomorrow.
:hifive: I am taking today off, too, though it's because I have a cold.

 
Throw Pa Witches to those going through family drama, illnesses, an existential dilemma, women that scream like goats, or whatever else. Love you all. I'm not being snarky or ironic (hi, Alanis!) at all.

As of about 10:30 this morning, I have exactly two of my own teeth left - and those two were just shaved down to the gum to use as anchors for future posts for the almost-$60k it's going to cost me to get permanent implants installed. The reason I'm in this position is that I didn't take care of my teeth, even though I have had insurance for much of the last 30 years.

I am seriously ashamed of myself - it's real now. I had the means & resources and didn't use them.

I was wearing upper, temporary dentures at coshole last year and I'm sure those who were there were too kind to bust me on them. Now I have temp lowers, which will be adjusted as well as they can be.
Are dentures obvious? Seems they may be worth living with for 60k.

 
I know some of you enjoyed my "friend" Lee's prior FB statuses. Here's his latest: "I put my STEELER'S PLAYER ON THE DASH OF MY TRUCK NOW I GOT 2 FIND MY CAT"

 
bentley said:
Mr. Pickles said:
bentley said:
shuke said:
bentley said:
shuke said:
bentley said:
I also really didn't need the committee chair to say "The thing about us all being young leaders, or almost young like bentley..."
You must have really made an impression at the skating party.
I was really waiting on your "who's hottest" rating on all the chicks in the group shot.
Gray sweater blonde

Blue skirt (skort?)
That picture isn't hi res enough to do the group justice. There were at least eight or nine offdee 7s there.Gray sweater was impressive.
:oldunsure:
Milker?
those bewbs look nice
Dibs, guys.

 
I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.
You don't get to stop here, Robinson Crusoe.

Where was the piss bucket kept and what were the house rules about using it and emptying it?

 
bentley said:
Mr. Pickles said:
bentley said:
shuke said:
bentley said:
shuke said:
bentley said:
I also really didn't need the committee chair to say "The thing about us all being young leaders, or almost young like bentley..."
You must have really made an impression at the skating party.
I was really waiting on your "who's hottest" rating on all the chicks in the group shot.
Gray sweater blonde

Blue skirt (skort?)
That picture isn't hi res enough to do the group justice. There were at least eight or nine offdee 7s there.Gray sweater was impressive.
:oldunsure:
Milker?
those bewbs look nice
Dibs, guys.
That's okay. I'll roll with "I'm sorry if I didn't tag you!"

 
I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.
You don't get to stop here, Robinson Crusoe. Where was the piss bucket kept and what were the house rules about using it and emptying it?
More when I'm sober.
Because that's when all the best stories get told...

 
I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.
Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.
damn. I was on the ambien for awhile, mixing it with a lot of booze made it more effective* for me.*it also promoted rambling about the house at night, incoherent ranting, and naked online gambling with your dead cats ashes and all of your daughters stuffed animals helping you.
:lmao: :lmao: That was you? I remember that one!
and i won!

 
Hammered.
:thumbup:

I'm feeling all sad and stuff. I've been really bummed for a few days about my old team at my ####ty former job. Since I left, three people who reported to me also have left, one transferred to a different group and one died. Obviously I don't feel responsible for that last one but do feel kind of like I tore something up that I worked really hard to put together. Our jobs blew but we were a happy team. :(

Oh well, back to drinking tomorrow.

 
Hammered.
:thumbup:

I'm feeling all sad and stuff. I've been really bummed for a few days about my old team at my ####ty former job. Since I left, three people who reported to me also have left, one transferred to a different group and one died. Obviously I don't feel responsible for that last one but do feel kind of like I tore something up that I worked really hard to put together. Our jobs blew but we were a happy team. :(

Oh well, back to drinking tomorrow.
All deaths are attributable to Bob, so blame him for that one. But yeah, good job bringing in the other two and then bailing on them to Nicarlantattle.

 
Hammered.
:thumbup: I'm feeling all sad and stuff. I've been really bummed for a few days about my old team at my ####ty former job. Since I left, three people who reported to me also have left, one transferred to a different group and one died. Obviously I don't feel responsible for that last one but do feel kind of like I tore something up that I worked really hard to put together. Our jobs blew but we were a happy team. :(

Oh well, back to drinking tomorrow.
All deaths are attributable to Bob, so blame him for that one. But yeah, good job bringing in the other two and then bailing on them to Nicarlantattle.
Good point re Bob. :thumbup:

It's five people total, though, so I still ruined life for four, I guess.

 
I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.
You don't get to stop here, Robinson Crusoe. Where was the piss bucket kept and what were the house rules about using it and emptying it?
More when I'm sober.
My old man was a mason/bricklayer in International Falls, Mn. The icebox of the nation. We have land in Ray, MN, about 20 mikes south of the "city". Most people have construction jobs or they work for the Boise Cascade paper mill which is right on the border to Fort Frances, ON. My old man and my sister were both born in the hospital there, so they have dual citizenship if they want it.Anyway, the piece of the land in Ray was where my grandparents lived (too young to know them). My gramps was 5'7" and a lumberjack and card dealer at a speakeasy. They were long gone when my dad who was the youngest of 7, decided to build on that land. He built a beautiful cement basement with two rooms and a larger open area. Then, he ran out of money and frantically put a roof on it "temporarily".

Well, one of the rooms was my parents' and the other was shared with my brother and my sister. The main area became a living room, kitchen, shower and bathroom.

We had electricity, but no running water. We had like 3 channels on the TV. Yet still, it was a fond memory. My old man worked his way through college and got.a degree and subsequently received a job working for the IRS. When I was in the third grade we moved to "the cities".

We still own the land. Maybe 10 years ago we plowed in that old basement house and we built a cabin/hunting shack (although we don't hunt much). I love that place and I couldn't be more proud of my parents for what they did to improve our lives.

As far as the bucket, it was literally like 10' away from where you would sit and watch tv. There was a curtain hung up so you had some privacy. The water was well water, so baths involved heating water on the stove. The tub would drain into a sump pump which would empty the water.

I remember my sister (8 years older) hating to have to empty those buckets outside and wondering what the big deal was.

 
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