proninja
Footballguy
I like to look at it as that I have pre-eaten the meals my body is currently using for subsistence.
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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Abraham
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Pipe burst in my apartment building today so I might need to look into a three-hitter outhouse and/or pissbuckets.
Thorn
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I thought you lived in a little red house with smoke coming out of the chimney all the time and a old-timey well in front and woodland critters that frolicked in your yard. Usually there would be a pie cooling on the window sill.Pipe burst in my apartment building today so I might need to look into a three-hitter outhouse and/or pissbuckets.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
T Bell
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
You started a month of not drinking or started drinking again? I'm very confused.
I'm taking today off. Back on the sauce tomorrow.
T Bell
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
I covered an appearance in bankruptcy court yesterday morning in the Ronald Regan Building in downtown LA. The BK judge during an aside prompted by having to reboot her computer told the courtroom that there were workers who had installed a solar powered auto-flusher in her private bathroom adjacent to her judges chambers. The old manual flush worked just fine and she hadn't requested the change.
Problem: the auto-flusher doesn't work as the room is windowless.
Still, I'm sure some pro-green group and their lobbyists in Washington are touting this as a great environmental victory. Your tax dollars at work.
Problem: the auto-flusher doesn't work as the room is windowless.
Still, I'm sure some pro-green group and their lobbyists in Washington are touting this as a great environmental victory. Your tax dollars at work.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I thought you lived in a little red house with smoke coming out of the chimney all the time and a old-timey well in front and woodland critters that frolicked in your yard. Usually there would be a pie cooling on the window sill.Pipe burst in my apartment building today so I might need to look into a three-hitter outhouse and/or pissbuckets.
No, I'm taking a month off and started Jan 3rd. I do this every year and usually last about 2 weeks before I sawy "good enough"
T Bell
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Not so fast...
I thought you lived in a little red house with smoke coming out of the chimney all the time and a old-timey well in front and woodland critters that frolicked in your yard. Usually there would be a pie cooling on the window sill.Pipe burst in my apartment building today so I might need to look into a three-hitter outhouse and/or pissbuckets.
I am taking today off, too, though it's because I have a cold.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Dibs, guys.those bewbs look nicebentley said:Milker?Mr. Pickles said:bentley said:
T Bell
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
It's good to have goals, I guess.Seems to me like he's working through his daily checklist.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
T Bell
Footballguy
It's probably all written in his Franklin Planner.It's good to have goals, I guess.Seems to me like he's working through his daily checklist.
T Bell
Footballguy
You don't get to stop here, Robinson Crusoe.
Where was the piss bucket kept and what were the house rules about using it and emptying it?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."
T Bell
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
That's okay. I'll roll with "I'm sorry if I didn't tag you!"Dibs, guys.those bewbs look nicebentley said:Milker?Mr. Pickles said:bentley said:
JoeT is pretty good.
Tim dominates me so I know better than even attempting to play Pickles.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
More when I'm sober.
Guster
Footballguy
Joe T
Footballguy
Shuke is pretty good too.JoeT is pretty good.
Tim dominates me so I know better than even attempting to play Pickles.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Shuke is pretty good too.JoeT is pretty good.
Tim dominates me so I know better than even attempting to play Pickles.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Hammered.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
I'm feeling all sad and stuff. I've been really bummed for a few days about my old team at my ####ty former job. Since I left, three people who reported to me also have left, one transferred to a different group and one died. Obviously I don't feel responsible for that last one but do feel kind of like I tore something up that I worked really hard to put together. Our jobs blew but we were a happy team. :(
Oh well, back to drinking tomorrow.
T Bell
Footballguy
All deaths are attributable to Bob, so blame him for that one. But yeah, good job bringing in the other two and then bailing on them to Nicarlantattle.
I'm feeling all sad and stuff. I've been really bummed for a few days about my old team at my ####ty former job. Since I left, three people who reported to me also have left, one transferred to a different group and one died. Obviously I don't feel responsible for that last one but do feel kind of like I tore something up that I worked really hard to put together. Our jobs blew but we were a happy team. :(
Oh well, back to drinking tomorrow.
krista4
Footballguy
Good point re Bob.All deaths are attributable to Bob, so blame him for that one. But yeah, good job bringing in the other two and then bailing on them to Nicarlantattle.
Oh well, back to drinking tomorrow.
It's five people total, though, so I still ruined life for four, I guess.
I bowled pretty well tonight
krista4
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
My old man was a mason/bricklayer in International Falls, Mn. The icebox of the nation. We have land in Ray, MN, about 20 mikes south of the "city". Most people have construction jobs or they work for the Boise Cascade paper mill which is right on the border to Fort Frances, ON. My old man and my sister were both born in the hospital there, so they have dual citizenship if they want it.Anyway, the piece of the land in Ray was where my grandparents lived (too young to know them). My gramps was 5'7" and a lumberjack and card dealer at a speakeasy. They were long gone when my dad who was the youngest of 7, decided to build on that land. He built a beautiful cement basement with two rooms and a larger open area. Then, he ran out of money and frantically put a roof on it "temporarily".
Well, one of the rooms was my parents' and the other was shared with my brother and my sister. The main area became a living room, kitchen, shower and bathroom.
We had electricity, but no running water. We had like 3 channels on the TV. Yet still, it was a fond memory. My old man worked his way through college and got.a degree and subsequently received a job working for the IRS. When I was in the third grade we moved to "the cities".
We still own the land. Maybe 10 years ago we plowed in that old basement house and we built a cabin/hunting shack (although we don't hunt much). I love that place and I couldn't be more proud of my parents for what they did to improve our lives.
As far as the bucket, it was literally like 10' away from where you would sit and watch tv. There was a curtain hung up so you had some privacy. The water was well water, so baths involved heating water on the stove. The tub would drain into a sump pump which would empty the water.
I remember my sister (8 years older) hating to have to empty those buckets outside and wondering what the big deal was.
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